The road to the richest man starting from company cleaning
Chapter 326 You Are the Stupid Nose
Chapter 326 You Are the Stupid Nose
After more than ten seconds, the computer showed that the connection was successful, and a human-shaped image appeared in the void.
When Zheng Yun saw it, he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Fuck you, you're so ugly, you're more disgusting than a ghost!"
However, although the alien is also humanoid, its head is like a wax gourd, long and extremely long, without a single hair, its eyes are as round as those drawn with compasses, and its mouth is as small as a fingernail. The ears are also strangely shaped and indescribable, and it is impossible to tell whether they are male or female.
Zheng Yun was extremely ugly to others. Unexpectedly, when the other party saw Zheng Yun, his eyes widened and he blurted out the word "ugly ghost".
Zheng Yun's heart skipped a beat after hearing this, thinking that you are so shameless and dare to call me ugly!
In fact, this machine has the function of language analysis. Therefore, although the language of each other is different, the system can automatically translate, and there is no obstacle to communication.
Zheng Yun knew this, so he didn't think it was strange. He immediately said: "Brother, hello!"
"Hello, welcome to the Interstellar Trade Group, you are 167 members!"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly asked in surprise, ""You...are you from Earth?" "
"Yes!"
"How is this possible? Earth's technology is similar to shit, how can it be connected to interstellar trade?"
"Damn it, you're just like shit!" Zheng Yun cursed in his heart and said: "Don't worry about this, let me ask, what do you need to trade? Just tell me what you want most?"
The other party said a lot, but in the end, Zheng Yun hadn't heard any of them, but he understood the last one, "Iron"
Zheng Yun thought to himself that things like iron are the least valuable on earth, and he doesn't know what they use them for and how much they need.
He did not express his opinion in a hurry, and reconfirmed that it was indeed iron, and then asked the other party how much he wanted and what he wanted this kind of thing for.
The aliens said that they used iron as an energy source, and they wanted as much as they had.
Zheng Yun also knew that this kind of interstellar trade can only be exchanged for goods, and naturally cannot be traded in currency. Therefore, after thinking about it, he asked the other party if he had gold, and planned to exchange iron for gold.
"Gold? We have a lot here, and no one has developed it. This kind of thing can only be used as a wire on a planet with low technology, and has no other use. Do you need it? How much do you need?"
Zheng Yun was overjoyed, and just wanted to ask the other party how much gold can be exchanged for a catty of iron, but then he thought about it, once there is too much of something, it is worthless, and besides, bringing so much gold over will definitely arouse suspicion.
With this in mind, he had no choice but to give up trading gold.
He thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and then asked the other party if there was ginseng there?
"You silly nose, what's the use of this weed?"
"Damn it, you're better than me!" Zheng Yun thought to himself, listening to what the other party said, it seemed that they had a lot of ginseng in their place, and they didn't dare to offend the other party, so he said immediately: "We use ginseng for greening here, I need a lot of it."
"Oh, people on Earth are so stupid!"
"Nimma, you are the silly nose!"
Zheng Yun finally couldn't help but opened his mouth and scolded the other party.
As a result, the alien was very irritable, but seeing his fingernail-sized mouth wriggling at a very high frequency, he uttered seven or eight "silly noses" in a second.
Zheng Yun was very angry at first, but when he saw the shape of his mouth, he laughed out loud.
I don't know what the alien was thinking, but he also laughed.
The two chatted for a while, then returned to the topic.
Zheng Yun thought for a while and said, "I'll make a price, one catty of iron for... one thousand tons of ginseng!"
"Really?" The alien looked extremely excited.
Zheng Yun's heart skipped a beat. Originally, because the other party scolded him, the lion opened his mouth and offered a sky-high price, but the other party was actually very excited.
He thought that the planets that could carry out interstellar trade seemed to be very iron deficient, otherwise he wouldn't be so excited.
The words have been uttered, and there is no way to go back on it. Zheng Yun said that this is the price. The alien was overjoyed and thanked again and again.
Zheng Yun made the calculations and said that for the first transaction, one ton of iron could be provided, that is, two million tons of ginseng would be exchanged.
Hearing about a ton of iron, the alien jumped up, sang and screamed, it was extremely unpleasant, Zheng Yun's stomach twitched, he really wanted to vomit.
After a long time, the aliens sat down again and said that they would sign the contract immediately, saying that if they violated the contract, they would be disqualified from interstellar trade, and they were not allowed to join within 500 years.
Zheng Yun will naturally not breach the contract, and said that he can send all the goods to show his sincerity.
Seeing Zheng Yun's generosity, the other party was extremely happy, and immediately said that he and Zheng Yun would become interstellar brothers.
"I'm going to fuck you, you look like a shit, who swore to you!"
Zheng Yun cursed in his heart, and happily agreed to the other party's request.
The two parties agreed to trade tomorrow morning because they were also going to dig ginseng in the wild.
The aliens finally said that those ginsengs have been grown for thousands of years and have very bright flowers, and they are used for greening with excellent results.
When Zheng Yun heard this, he hurriedly stopped the other party, demanding that the ginseng should be small ginseng from three to ten years old.
Although the alien was puzzled, he finally agreed.
Zheng Yun just thought, once the ginseng is too big, it will easily attract the curiosity of scientists, so it should not be exposed too much.
After discussing the time and method of the transaction, Zheng Yun left the secret room and went to stock up.
Not to mention that Zheng Yun came out from the "city gate", even if anyone came out of the Zheng Mansion, they would attract the attention of passers-by. Those who can enter the Zheng Mansion, are they ordinary people?
Even if there are hundreds of servants recruited in Zheng Yun's mansion, all of them are young girls who have graduated from a bachelor's degree or above, with a monthly salary of [-]!
Therefore, there are often countless reporters squatting outside, eager to capture every move of the people in the house.
Zheng Yun flashed past the attention of passers-by, and he also sighed in his heart the distress after being famous, being stared at like a criminal.
He was still on the road when he received a call from the machine manufacturer, saying that it had consumed 200 million kilowatt-hours of electricity in just a short while, and the power plant had already called to inquire about the situation.
Zheng Yun let out a "shit", thinking that thanks to the preparations in advance, the transmission lines in all aspects are specially made, otherwise there would be no explosion!
He thought that in the future, he must get the energy technology of aliens.
The heavy industry in Haifeng City is also very developed, and there is a nationally famous large steel factory.
Originally, Zheng Yun could go to a building materials factory to buy iron at will, but the aliens said that the carbon content of iron and other impurities should not exceed 0.001%. Steel obviously does not meet the requirements, so it can only come to the steel factory.
When he arrived at the place, he explained his purpose and asked to see the biggest leader.
When the guard saw Zheng Yun's car, he didn't say he looked down on him, but he was expressionless, saying that the leaders were busy and couldn't meet casually.
As Zheng Yun grew older and practiced calligraphy and painting, his temperament became more peaceful. At this time, he was not as ostentatious as before, and his clothes and car were quite low-key.
The car he was driving at this time was only 8 to [-] yuan, which was very ordinary, so the guard naturally ignored him.
However, when Zheng Yun announced his name, the guard was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly recognized Zheng Yun, and immediately went crazy.
Now Haifeng knows too many people about Zheng Yun, maybe he didn't dare to recognize him when he first met, but as long as someone reminds him, he will recognize him.
The guard couldn't speak well, and I don't know if it was caused by excitement or fear, but it just didn't work.
It took him a long time to stabilize, and he immediately contacted the chairman.
When the chairman heard that Zheng Yun was coming, he even led a dozen main leaders to run to greet him. After meeting, they shook hands very warmly.
After he was seated in the office, Zheng Yun said that he wanted to buy iron. When he asked for the data of the iron, the leader of the steel factory couldn't help but frown.
They said that their factory can produce high-purity iron, but iron with such a high purity has never been produced before, and there may be difficulties.
"I'll order [-] tons first, and the price will increase by [-] per ton!"
Although this transaction was only one ton, Zheng Yun thought it would be good to keep a spare, so he directly asked for [-] tons.
"That's no problem!" The chairman said immediately.
Zheng Yun was startled, and thought: "As long as the money is in place, it's okay to let you eat shit!"
(End of this chapter)
After more than ten seconds, the computer showed that the connection was successful, and a human-shaped image appeared in the void.
When Zheng Yun saw it, he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Fuck you, you're so ugly, you're more disgusting than a ghost!"
However, although the alien is also humanoid, its head is like a wax gourd, long and extremely long, without a single hair, its eyes are as round as those drawn with compasses, and its mouth is as small as a fingernail. The ears are also strangely shaped and indescribable, and it is impossible to tell whether they are male or female.
Zheng Yun was extremely ugly to others. Unexpectedly, when the other party saw Zheng Yun, his eyes widened and he blurted out the word "ugly ghost".
Zheng Yun's heart skipped a beat after hearing this, thinking that you are so shameless and dare to call me ugly!
In fact, this machine has the function of language analysis. Therefore, although the language of each other is different, the system can automatically translate, and there is no obstacle to communication.
Zheng Yun knew this, so he didn't think it was strange. He immediately said: "Brother, hello!"
"Hello, welcome to the Interstellar Trade Group, you are 167 members!"
After he finished speaking, he suddenly asked in surprise, ""You...are you from Earth?" "
"Yes!"
"How is this possible? Earth's technology is similar to shit, how can it be connected to interstellar trade?"
"Damn it, you're just like shit!" Zheng Yun cursed in his heart and said: "Don't worry about this, let me ask, what do you need to trade? Just tell me what you want most?"
The other party said a lot, but in the end, Zheng Yun hadn't heard any of them, but he understood the last one, "Iron"
Zheng Yun thought to himself that things like iron are the least valuable on earth, and he doesn't know what they use them for and how much they need.
He did not express his opinion in a hurry, and reconfirmed that it was indeed iron, and then asked the other party how much he wanted and what he wanted this kind of thing for.
The aliens said that they used iron as an energy source, and they wanted as much as they had.
Zheng Yun also knew that this kind of interstellar trade can only be exchanged for goods, and naturally cannot be traded in currency. Therefore, after thinking about it, he asked the other party if he had gold, and planned to exchange iron for gold.
"Gold? We have a lot here, and no one has developed it. This kind of thing can only be used as a wire on a planet with low technology, and has no other use. Do you need it? How much do you need?"
Zheng Yun was overjoyed, and just wanted to ask the other party how much gold can be exchanged for a catty of iron, but then he thought about it, once there is too much of something, it is worthless, and besides, bringing so much gold over will definitely arouse suspicion.
With this in mind, he had no choice but to give up trading gold.
He thought for a while, his eyes lit up, and then asked the other party if there was ginseng there?
"You silly nose, what's the use of this weed?"
"Damn it, you're better than me!" Zheng Yun thought to himself, listening to what the other party said, it seemed that they had a lot of ginseng in their place, and they didn't dare to offend the other party, so he said immediately: "We use ginseng for greening here, I need a lot of it."
"Oh, people on Earth are so stupid!"
"Nimma, you are the silly nose!"
Zheng Yun finally couldn't help but opened his mouth and scolded the other party.
As a result, the alien was very irritable, but seeing his fingernail-sized mouth wriggling at a very high frequency, he uttered seven or eight "silly noses" in a second.
Zheng Yun was very angry at first, but when he saw the shape of his mouth, he laughed out loud.
I don't know what the alien was thinking, but he also laughed.
The two chatted for a while, then returned to the topic.
Zheng Yun thought for a while and said, "I'll make a price, one catty of iron for... one thousand tons of ginseng!"
"Really?" The alien looked extremely excited.
Zheng Yun's heart skipped a beat. Originally, because the other party scolded him, the lion opened his mouth and offered a sky-high price, but the other party was actually very excited.
He thought that the planets that could carry out interstellar trade seemed to be very iron deficient, otherwise he wouldn't be so excited.
The words have been uttered, and there is no way to go back on it. Zheng Yun said that this is the price. The alien was overjoyed and thanked again and again.
Zheng Yun made the calculations and said that for the first transaction, one ton of iron could be provided, that is, two million tons of ginseng would be exchanged.
Hearing about a ton of iron, the alien jumped up, sang and screamed, it was extremely unpleasant, Zheng Yun's stomach twitched, he really wanted to vomit.
After a long time, the aliens sat down again and said that they would sign the contract immediately, saying that if they violated the contract, they would be disqualified from interstellar trade, and they were not allowed to join within 500 years.
Zheng Yun will naturally not breach the contract, and said that he can send all the goods to show his sincerity.
Seeing Zheng Yun's generosity, the other party was extremely happy, and immediately said that he and Zheng Yun would become interstellar brothers.
"I'm going to fuck you, you look like a shit, who swore to you!"
Zheng Yun cursed in his heart, and happily agreed to the other party's request.
The two parties agreed to trade tomorrow morning because they were also going to dig ginseng in the wild.
The aliens finally said that those ginsengs have been grown for thousands of years and have very bright flowers, and they are used for greening with excellent results.
When Zheng Yun heard this, he hurriedly stopped the other party, demanding that the ginseng should be small ginseng from three to ten years old.
Although the alien was puzzled, he finally agreed.
Zheng Yun just thought, once the ginseng is too big, it will easily attract the curiosity of scientists, so it should not be exposed too much.
After discussing the time and method of the transaction, Zheng Yun left the secret room and went to stock up.
Not to mention that Zheng Yun came out from the "city gate", even if anyone came out of the Zheng Mansion, they would attract the attention of passers-by. Those who can enter the Zheng Mansion, are they ordinary people?
Even if there are hundreds of servants recruited in Zheng Yun's mansion, all of them are young girls who have graduated from a bachelor's degree or above, with a monthly salary of [-]!
Therefore, there are often countless reporters squatting outside, eager to capture every move of the people in the house.
Zheng Yun flashed past the attention of passers-by, and he also sighed in his heart the distress after being famous, being stared at like a criminal.
He was still on the road when he received a call from the machine manufacturer, saying that it had consumed 200 million kilowatt-hours of electricity in just a short while, and the power plant had already called to inquire about the situation.
Zheng Yun let out a "shit", thinking that thanks to the preparations in advance, the transmission lines in all aspects are specially made, otherwise there would be no explosion!
He thought that in the future, he must get the energy technology of aliens.
The heavy industry in Haifeng City is also very developed, and there is a nationally famous large steel factory.
Originally, Zheng Yun could go to a building materials factory to buy iron at will, but the aliens said that the carbon content of iron and other impurities should not exceed 0.001%. Steel obviously does not meet the requirements, so it can only come to the steel factory.
When he arrived at the place, he explained his purpose and asked to see the biggest leader.
When the guard saw Zheng Yun's car, he didn't say he looked down on him, but he was expressionless, saying that the leaders were busy and couldn't meet casually.
As Zheng Yun grew older and practiced calligraphy and painting, his temperament became more peaceful. At this time, he was not as ostentatious as before, and his clothes and car were quite low-key.
The car he was driving at this time was only 8 to [-] yuan, which was very ordinary, so the guard naturally ignored him.
However, when Zheng Yun announced his name, the guard was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly recognized Zheng Yun, and immediately went crazy.
Now Haifeng knows too many people about Zheng Yun, maybe he didn't dare to recognize him when he first met, but as long as someone reminds him, he will recognize him.
The guard couldn't speak well, and I don't know if it was caused by excitement or fear, but it just didn't work.
It took him a long time to stabilize, and he immediately contacted the chairman.
When the chairman heard that Zheng Yun was coming, he even led a dozen main leaders to run to greet him. After meeting, they shook hands very warmly.
After he was seated in the office, Zheng Yun said that he wanted to buy iron. When he asked for the data of the iron, the leader of the steel factory couldn't help but frown.
They said that their factory can produce high-purity iron, but iron with such a high purity has never been produced before, and there may be difficulties.
"I'll order [-] tons first, and the price will increase by [-] per ton!"
Although this transaction was only one ton, Zheng Yun thought it would be good to keep a spare, so he directly asked for [-] tons.
"That's no problem!" The chairman said immediately.
Zheng Yun was startled, and thought: "As long as the money is in place, it's okay to let you eat shit!"
(End of this chapter)
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