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Chapter 33 Super 88
The wound healed slower than Fan Liang expected, and it took five days for the honeycomb wound to heal.

During this period, Cook, who thought that Jennifer was a good aunt, was treated horribly. The poor man's face was obviously thinner, and Jennifer's dark face was a little more rosy.

"What should I do with that batch of gold?"

As soon as Fan Liang came out of the tent, Jennifer left Cook and walked towards him. The two set up a pot with unknown meat stewing in it.

Jin Fanliang couldn't bring out the dungeon, so he didn't pay much attention to it. He just wanted to rush to a safe city as soon as possible and spend the remaining days safely.

"Ding……"

[The side quest has been triggered]

Fan Liang twitched his lips helplessly. No need to think too much, the branch plot must be to help Jennifer deal with the gold.

really……

[Properly handle gold (note that this branch line will affect the dungeon clearance rating, and S-level will get special rewards)]

"Hmph, why would I be at your mercy for a small reward." Fan Liang sneered in his heart, coughed, looked at Cook, and said, "Well...how did you plan to deal with the gold?"

"Who are we... who are we?" Cook's eyes straightened, obviously a little delirious.

Fan Liang immediately looked at Jennifer, speechless, "What did you do to him?"

In the past five days, Fan Liang walked out of the tent for the first time.When he was healing, he could often hear Cook's screams, but he didn't expect to see him again. Cook was about to become a medicine dregs.

"Speak well!" Jennifer slapped Cook on the back of the head, and the rough treatment made Cook recover a little.

"At the beginning, we planned to ship it out directly. Later, when we thought that there must be an army blocking the border of the city, we canceled this plan..."

"Get to the point!" Jennifer slapped him again, "Who wants to listen to your broken plan!"

Cook sobbed aggrievedly: "We...we plan to sink the gold to the bottom of the river, and drag it up when the time is right."

"That's a good idea." Jennifer grinned.

"How do you mark it?" Fan Liang asked for details, "If the mark is too conspicuous, will it tell others that there is something under the water?"

"That's right." Cook wiped away his tears and said, "We plan to put a boat in the golden position."

"Isn't it obvious to tell others that there is something under the water?"

"No." Cook said, "After we engraved the mark on the hull, we let the boat float along the water. There is GPS positioning on the boat. We can find the boat whose position is not fixed at any time, and follow the hull mark and dive to the bottom of the river to find gold."

Fan Liang was taken aback when he heard this, "Who came up with this clever plan?"

Cook felt sad, and said, "My cousin."

Fan Liang couldn't restrain the admiration in his heart, "He is a fucking genius!"

"Really?" Cook sniffed, "All of us think the plan is pretty good."

"Haha... It's quite scary for a mentally retarded person to have a nest."

"You...why are you swearing..." Cook's voice became quieter and quieter at the end, and only he could hear it.

"You heard it wrong." Fan Liang patted Cook on the shoulder and said, "I'm praising you for your outstanding IQ."

"I..." Cook took a careful look at Fan Liang, and kept his words in his stomach.

"Sinking gold to the bottom of the river is a good idea, but we can do better in details."

"How to do it?"

Jennifer looked at Fan Liang expectantly.

"Just put a few mobile phones that can locate and waterproof." Fan Liang said with a smile, "What brand do you recommend?"

Jennifer and Cook said in unison: "Super 88!"

……

Super 88 is a mobile phone brand. Where can I find more than a dozen Super 88s?
The answer is mobile phone stores.

The three drove to the largest mobile phone store in the city center. The number of zombies surrounding the store was several times higher than that in other areas. It took the three of them a lot of effort to clear the crowd of corpses. When they entered the door, they were bombarded by loud advertisements. Basu, it's no wonder the zombies are attracted.

"I have a good 88, a good 88, I'm not afraid of falling into the water, I'm not afraid, the super long standby time is 8 days, [-] days, [-] fans use it lol haha, lol haha~"

After staying in the mobile phone store for 2 minutes, Fan Liang was brainwashed by this song, and he felt like he was riding on a children's rocking car.

"We are committed to creating a black-tech mobile phone that makes allies headaches and 8 fans happy. Super 88, accurate positioning, long standby time, waterproof, dustproof, drop-proof and theft-proof, it is not only your amulet, but also a good companion in your life.

Below, let us hear what consumers around the world have to say about this phone. "

A middle-aged man with a watermelon head appeared on the large LCD screen in the store. He grinned and said with a strong Cantonese accent, "I'm from Shanghai. I can't help myself when I get this phone." Shouted, so sharp~

It can imitate people's accent accurately, so when I call them to come to my office, they will never complain about my accent again, the Super 88 is really an amazing phone! "

The screen flashed, and a muscular white man appeared, and he said in a rough voice: "When I was in the sauna, people would always come to my side. It's really annoying. I just finished washing, and I got all over my body. Soap bubbles, Super 88 can release a strong electric shock, whether it is an aggressor or the type I like, it can be knocked down instantly, and I can...hehehe..."

The screen flashed again, a middle-aged woman appeared, and her husband was sitting by the bed dejectedly, making one feel like watching an andrology advertisement.

"My husband failed three years ago. He has seen many doctors and taken various medicines, but his health is still not good. If this continues... Sigh.

Until one day, I discovered Super 88, which can release electric shocks according to your needs, and now I have divorced my husband, thanks to Super 88, I have regained my happiness..."

"What the hell!"

"Bilibili..." An alien appeared on the screen, with big eyes like boiled eggs, slender torso and limbs, like several chopsticks spliced ​​together to push a big head, he was shaking happily Shoulder, "chirp chirp chirp, giggle, beep beep, kuchi kuchi..."

"88～Super 88～"

"I have a good 88, a good 88, I'm not afraid of falling into the water..."

boom!
The LCD screen was smashed by the high chair thrown by Fan Liang.

"Take your phone, let's go."

Fan Liang covered his face and shook his head, he was involuntarily attracted by the advertisement, after watching it, he felt a sense of shame that he had never felt before.

"Super 88's advertisement is really good, no wonder the sales are so high." Jennifer smashed her mouth and swept away the mobile phone on the counter.

"That's right." Cook replied seriously.

Fan Liang's expression became more complicated, "Are you serious?"

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