My wife can buy it

Chapter 168 168 [Special Features]

After the host's words fell, unexpectedly, the mother-in-law said more vigorously on the stage: "It doesn't matter if you misunderstand."

Someone in the audience laughed generously again.

The host was even more embarrassed, and sweat began to break out on his forehead. You must know that although this auction was not broadcast live, it was also recorded in the background.

In this way, if the screen is recorded by someone with a heart and posted on the Internet, if it is misunderstood or tagged with a topic, thinking that this is some kind of youthful auction, it is easy to lose the job, but it is serious to be caught.

The host wanted to smooth things over quickly, "Well, talking products are more difficult to control, even joking is very creepy."

The mother-in-law smiled and cooperated with the host's words, obviously she didn't understand much, and the host couldn't help beating her heart, I hope she won't continue to say: I'm not joking.

The people in the audience couldn't sit still, and someone stood up and asked: "This product can talk, can we, many buyers, communicate directly with the product? And better understand the nature of the product."

When the host heard this, it seemed that he could be rescued from the fire and water for a while, and his eyes turned to his mother-in-law on the stage urgently.

And the mother-in-law nodded in agreement with her pretended good-natured face.

"Hi, may I ask if you are presenting yourself as a commodity, can you introduce your basic use?"

"It's easy to say. I must also feel that I am valuable, so I auctioned off my own, but I must also say that I can do anything for you in life, but I must not do things that normal people do."

These words made many people unable to understand, and they all looked at each other in blank dismay. Zhao Youqiang could understand this meaning, because in the days of the mother-in-law he knew, she didn't live normally.

The young man who asked the question again asked the question on behalf of the masses: "I wonder if you can be more specific, what is done by normal people and what is done by abnormal people."

"Well, the basic thing is that my quarrel skills are quite good, and everyone here seems to be a little face-to-face. Many times, it is not convenient to come forward and want to argue with others. I can do it for you, and I will guarantee you to win the battle, no What they do is killing people, preventing fires and breaking the law.”

Everyone in the audience was in an uproar. It seemed that they did not agree with the conditions of the sale, but it was obvious that they were pulling the crowd to stir their hearts.

Indeed, people with a certain quality usually keep it in their hearts when they encounter unpleasant things, and they all show a noble look of wanting to solve them properly.

But only I know that everyone has met the kind of person that they really hate. Although they don't say anything, they can't even swear, but they are fantasizing about how to tear the other person into pieces.

No matter how elegant people are, they are all human beings.

Zhao Youqiang had to secretly admire his mother-in-law at this time, although he knew that her selling point did not go through any brain thinking.

But it just happened to show its own advantages as a product, or it just happened to be what many people want, but they just want to express it.

Zhao Youqiang began to look forward to the result of having the courage to buy with great interest.

The other stood up with a slightly wretched look and asked questions, obviously with a provocative smile.

"I don't know if you are good at arguing with others, do you have any other uses? Like washing, cooking, and doing whatever the master asks you to do."

Zhao Youqiang sneered, and said in his heart: "Do you think that she will be afraid of you on stage with such a wretched question like you?" '

The mother-in-law responded very calmly: "I just said that I don't do what normal people do. If the owner who buys me is nothing new, it is tantamount to wasting my own money. The things you said are all It’s really too ordinary, and the price I set for myself is not cheap, buying my day to pass the time is enough for you to buy ten 'chickens'."

The mother-in-law choked back abruptly, and she also used a mocking look that did not lose the aura of the other party, and focused on the last word 'chicken'.

Intentionally or unintentionally, it hinted that the gentleman on the other side had to go through reasonable channels if he wanted to call chickens.

At this time, a female question couldn't help but speak, with a serious look.

"I don't know how confident this lady is that allows you to sell yourself. Don't you think this behavior is unreasonable for a woman?"

"Then do you mean that the nature of this auction itself is unreasonable? Sorry, I am just a commodity at this time. If you have any questions about the commodity, you can actually complain to the official, not me. Regarding complaints, although I can speak, I have the right to choose not to answer your questions before you have paid enough money to choose to buy me."

The mother-in-law's words suddenly choked the other party to have nothing to say.

Zhao Youqiang couldn't help narrowing his eyes, and said to Li Tianqing: "I didn't expect that, your mother is actually very smart. As a commodity, this product is qualified."

"I also didn't expect it. It's been so many years since I've seen her be so calm in front of everyone without using a word of profanity."

"It's not your fault. Your mother is crazy by nature. Even if she is smart inside, she is just in a depressed state now. With her power, when the battery is fully charged, even if there are only one person sitting here, The next one who teased her may not be her opponent's words."

"Hehe, then I don't know. What should we do now? Are we going to buy her later?"

Zhao Youqiang rolled his eyes, "Are you kidding me? I don't need such a product in the first place. I need peace and quiet."

"Of course I know, but if no one buys her later, it will be embarrassing."

"So what, it's her own choice, but I see the hearts of these people who are ready to move, maybe many people will make an offer."

"No way, just for the function of buying it back and quarreling with others later?"

"Is this strange? These gentlemen are really looking forward to it. You think, and it is estimated that this is the only function she can use. Do you really think that she can buy it and cook at other people's homes?"

"This is really a special product function..." Li Tianqing smiled helplessly.

The people in the audience also asked questions to the mother-in-law one after another.

In the face of the ridicule, they all turned back one by one, and in the face of the ability to work, in fact, many people had secretly promised her that she was so good at fighting.

And in the face of one question after another, the mother-in-law showed her insulting traits more and more.

(End of this chapter)