I fall in love with a super AI

Chapter 61
After talking on the phone with Wang Sicong, Short checked that the time was still early, and asked Ma Lu with concern: "Have you eaten during the live broadcast?"

"Eat it, lunch box. Let me tell you, the lunch box here tastes good!" Ma Lu looked very excited when she saw that the evening activities had been arranged. “Not only are there chicken legs, but there are also pork ribs, tomatoes, eggs, chicken and vegetables...”

Short watched Ma Lu report the name of the dish, and thought it was very funny, a bit like the feeling of a college freshman reporting to his parents after eating in the cafeteria on the first day of military training.

"Hey, are you listening?" Ma Lu shouted.

"I'm listening."

"Why is the expression so weird... like my father." Ma Lu must have read the kindness of the family from Xiao Te's expression, and was a little surprised.

"Hey! Please can you have a nutritious conversation and don't make my mother-in-law angry? I'm going to collapse!" Kong Yao, who was left out, loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

"Okay, okay." Short started the car, ready to go back to the hotel.He was a little disappointed. After wandering for a long time, nothing seemed to be wrong. Where did the mysterious man go?Did he forget about Short?Short thought to himself that as a man, it is better not to tell the two girls about such little thoughts, so as not to frighten them.

Nothing is the best, you can enjoy the joy of life with peace of mind.

Short glanced at Ma Lu. This Ma Lu also had a big heart!
The car is driving in the city...

the phone is ringing!

Kong Yao's voice began to broadcast: "Hahaha... Your chief editor, Winnie, is calling!"

"Why are you so happy? Strange." Short muttered and connected the phone. "Hey, hello Winnie!"

"Short, oh, Zhang Xiaobao...what should I call you now?" Winnie has been an editor for more than ten years, and it is really a lottery to meet an impostor to investigate the strange incident of missing persons!Coupled with a lot of desk work, she couldn't help but go crazy when she heard Short's glib voice on the phone.

"It's all right, according to your needs, but it's better to call me 'I'm a bandit'." When Short heard Winnie's voice, he was very excited, and he became humorous.

What's happening here? !Kong Yao noticed it and recorded it in the system.

"Okay, Mr. 'I'm a bandit', two things. One thing is whether you will drive there by yourself or take a unified bus for your event the day after tomorrow? You need to check into a local hotel one day in advance, and I will send you the information later."

"Oh, just drive yourself. We won't reimburse you for gas costs for dozens of kilometers." Short said with a playful smile.

Winnie ignored him and continued: "Second thing, when will you pick up that precious umbrella?"

"Ouch! If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten it. It's better to choose a different day. I can go and pick it up right now. Isn't it convenient for you?"

"I'm going to be too busy right now. Why don't you come over after get off work, at 8 o'clock."

"Mr. Winnie, are you working too hard? You don't get off work until 8 o'clock?"

"Can you just answer it?"

"Row."

"Okay, call me when you arrive."...

This Winnie, hangs up the phone as soon as she says, it's really neat!Short originally wanted to continue chatting with this beautiful editor for a few more words, but suddenly his face felt a little helpless.He had no choice but to find a topic to cover up his embarrassment.

"Do you think this Winnie looks a bit like someone in a TV series?"

"Who? I've never seen her before." Ma Lu said.

"It's kind of like that." Kong Yao responded, "Are you talking about Andy in "Ode to Joy"?"

Hearing what Kong Yao said, Ma Lu immediately became alert. "Andy? Come on, I want to see her picture, no wonder someone opened her eyes like a small bag just now, she is not far from being shameless!"

Kong Yao called out Winnie's photo and showed it to Ma Lu.

Ma Lu gasped, turned her head to look at Xiao Te, and said, "Whoever is close to vermilion is red and close to ink is black, do you want to learn from your good friend Wang Shicong?"

"Where is this going? See what you said!" Short concentrated on driving, not daring to pick up on it casually.

"Don't get mad when you see a beautiful woman. Let me tell you clearly. Sister Kong Yao is an exception. If you have any thoughts again, I will make you a eunuch!" Ma Lu looked like she was gritting her teeth.

"As far as I know, this Winnie is 8 years older than Short! It shouldn't be possible, right?" Kong Yao seemed to be telling the truth, but she was actually adding fuel to the fire.

Sure enough, Ma Lu became even more furious when she heard this. "He will not reject the relationship between brother and sister! Sister Liu Tao is so beautiful and virtuous! What a good wife from China!"

"So serious? Let me calculate the probability..." Kong Yao heard what Ma Lu said and felt that it seemed reasonable, so she got busy!

"My God!"

Tens of seconds later, Kong Yao's exclamation made Short suddenly feel like he had nowhere to hide!Damn it, it’s running again!He groaned secretly.

Kong Yao continued: "According to my model deduction, Short's inner drama is so full! You actually got it right, the fit is 92.6544%!"

Short pretended nothing happened, and focused on driving while watching the road ahead.

At this moment, his heart was broken. The blessing of Qi Ren was definitely just a legend, because - if these "two phoenixes" became best friends, then the "one dragon" would definitely die!

"Sister Kong Yao, is there any way to deal with him? Let him calm down."

Short gripped the steering wheel tightly, feeling a faint pain in his stomach.

Kong Yao pondered for a while, and drew up a small game program.

"This is a test about the outlook on life. Please answer the host truthfully. If you tell a lie, you will receive a 220V electric shock for three seconds. If you don't cooperate, you will directly receive a 460V electric shock." Scarlett's sexy voice was heard at this moment. She looks like a beautiful snake.

"May I ask the host, how many women do you think a man has to experience in his life before he can be called a man?"

Short is not an idiot, he carefully avoided lying, and answered with three parts of the truth: "It depends on each person."

After answering, he smiled happily. This Tai Chi push was perfect!

"Host, please answer the question directly, this is a closed digital question."

"Three, mother, lover, and daughter." Xiao Te was eager to get wise, "The answer is over!"

perfect!

Without waiting for Short to shout, the system said again:
"No, the standard answer calculated by the system is four, this is your real thought!"

Short said with a sad face: "If you don't play like this, you will be played to death! I can't be the master of my own thoughts, right?"

"The host should not use bitter tricks. In the face of the first computing system in history, the 36000 nerves in your face and the 68000 times worse bit rate in your tone, plus all the recorded behavior patterns about you, the system can come up with this In conclusion, the ideal number of women in your mind is four."

"I can't tell you, even if you're right! Then tell me, why am I so stubborn in thinking it's 4!?" Short was ready to fight back. Once the system couldn't explain it clearly, he wouldn't accept the electric shock!no way! ! ! !

"In your heart, you think that a man needs four women in his life to become a real man. The four are - the one you love, the one who loves you, the wife and the forever vacant YY position."

Short felt his heart tighten, as if he had been hit!For a moment, he had the urge to cry, Nima, this is really his inner voice, and it was analyzed by this system!

So clear, so soul-stirring!
"Short, you're dead!" Ma Lu gritted her silver teeth and said, as if she was about to tear him apart without electric shock.

"Wait a minute!" Short yelled, "Why does it have to be four and not the same person!"

Kong Yao suppressed himself from laughing, and said, "Ban over, stop the car, and accept the electric shock."

(End of this chapter)