I fall in love with a super AI

Chapter 304 The Early Morning Filmed
Time is really a strange thing. One kind of description of time is called "days are like years", and the other is called "white horses pass by".

In this way, time is relative.

Short is a person who has experienced the passing of time and the passing of time.

Thinking back to the unkempt lovelorn life when he was squatting in the dormitory back then... Strange, it should be more accurate to say I don’t know what Jinxi is and what Xixi is, or life stoppage for short.

In short, Short has already felt his own growth, but for those who have experienced everything, it is often easier than others to hold the word awesome.

So he is very calm when facing his overwhelming title of love spokesperson in the AI ​​era, everything is so natural.

And to be honest, this kind of growth is really related to the circumstances. For example, at this moment, his fame is in full swing, he feels that the pattern of life seems to be different, and the vision suddenly opens up, as peaceful and quiet as an airplane flying into the stratosphere.

In just three days, Short has gotten used to life after becoming famous.

No matter how awesome a person is, he still has three meals a day, 24 hours a day.

This day was the day when his office site was inspected and completed.

Early in the morning, just after 6 o'clock, Short was called by the alarm clock. Obviously, he is a person who is used to staying in bed, but today is an important day for him. He is more agile than usual, getting up, wash...

Short's home was tailor-made by Fami, the world's top design master, and it is full of cutting-edge technology that matches his own. In a word, the combination of humanities and technology has a unique aesthetic...

While Short was washing up, the camera of BB@C's documentary filming team was cruising around the Short House, staring at an oil painting "Jumping Girl" on the wall - a girl in a plain dress. As the feet jumped, a rose fell.

Short was sitting on the toilet, and he saw through his mobile phone that the filming team had been repeatedly filming in front of the famous oil painting for a long time. There is no doubt that the discipline film team tried to capture Short’s idiosyncrasies through these life-like details in order to make a better impression on him. Interpret and mine.

This oil painting was photographed by Schott at Sotheby's autumn auction through Marnie. Not long after it was hung up, it cost him 2500 million. At this moment, he regretted it, but it happened to be captured by the camera crew. If it had been later, This episode will disappear after a few days of hanging up. It is conceivable that the documentary will focus on this painting... Short saw from his mobile phone that the blond and blue-eyed photographer was instructed by the Chinese director. Next, take photos of this painting repeatedly from several angles and scenes...

"It's a good thing. We hope they can dig out the meaning of Moses Dada from the perspective of art and humanities..." Kong Yao suddenly appeared, standing by the toilet and said to Short who was congratulating.

Short was taken aback!
"Damn! Can you avoid it for a while, I... can't pull it out when you're here!" Short didn't expect Kong Yao to appear, and he was quite embarrassed. This was the first time he was sitting on the toilet and was raped by a girl. witnessed.

"Acridine?" Kong Yao obviously didn't notice this and was completely distracted. After Xiaot said this, she seemed a little embarrassed and said quickly: "Okay, it seems that being too focused on work also has negative effects. Well, see you later..." After speaking, Kong Yao disappeared.

Xiao Te picked up the toilet paper with a speechless expression... "Ch, C, C, C, C..."

"By the way! I didn't mean to grope you, you brought the phone in." Kong Yao reappeared and told Short very seriously, this is very important, don't misunderstand.

"Oh my god!" Short was about to cry!He was turning sideways to wipe his butt, and Kong Yao was so frightened that he sat down his hands in the toilet, which was very painful!

He picked up the phone, put it on the ground, and kicked it out of the "compartment" with his feet. Then he took a long breath and wiped his butt contentedly...

Kong Yao propped her chin with both hands and said to herself: "I don't know what's so interesting about this." Apparently, Short didn't kick the phone away so that she could still see Short mentioning it in the system space of the phone. Standing up with pants on, turning around and flushing the toilet...

Kong Yao remembered the joke Short once told her, and couldn't help laughing, men are weak animals!
This joke goes like this, a man cried to his little friend, Nima is too miserable!I was in a hurry to pee, standing on the side of the road to pee, and a woman saw her call me a hooligan!My friend said it's normal.The man cried even harder, and said again, why was he scolded yesterday?The little friend asked in surprise, what happened yesterday?Urinary urgency too?The man said, no, yesterday there was a woman who was in a hurry to urinate, and she also went to the side of the road to urinate, and I saw it... The little friend asked curiously: What happened?The man said with a sad face, the result?In the end, he was still called a hooligan by the woman!

Short pushed the door out and asked Kong Yao, "What are you laughing at, so happy?"

"Nothing, I remembered the joke you once told me."

"Which one?" Short was curious. He is definitely a joke prince. When will there be a joke that the girl will never forget? "Quickly tell me..."

As he spoke, he turned on the tap and started brushing his teeth.

"It's a joke about that man being a weak animal." Kong Yao replied.

"Pfft!" Short sprayed a mouthful of mouthwash on the mirror, "What? Did you just see me wiping my ass?"

Kong Yao nodded shyly and maliciously, waiting to see Xiao Te's reaction... Those big eyes... watery reflected all the bad thoughts of women, it turns out that women are quite "bad"...women Don't let the eyebrows go!
"Damn it!" Short joked, "You have to be so responsible, you even saw this!"

"It's a deal!" Kong Yao "patted" Xiao Te on the back and said very manly.

Short grunted and brushed his teeth...

In order to prepare for the filming of this time, Wei Ni and Ma Lu did not stay at home, but stayed in a hotel in advance. They led the film crew into the house early in the morning to record Short's day as it was.

In order to cover up the fact that he lived with the beauties, Short specially covered up the upstairs sleeping area, and used a projection to disguise a wall with graffiti all over it. The theme of the graffiti was the romantic demise of human beings...

When Short finished washing and came out, he found that, sure enough, this well-arranged camouflage attracted the cameras of Group B to shoot repeatedly... Foreigners are awesome when they take pictures, and they are serious!
"Hmm..." Short said proudly, "As a celebrity, you must know what to do and what not to do. This is not a fraud, but to use all exposure opportunities to fight for the right to speak. This graffiti wall is something that the team has researched to kill two birds with one stone, and it will definitely be a big topic in the future!"

(End of this chapter)