The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 9 Brother Zhu, Little Bastard
Tang Hao shook his head in thought, and turned his head to look at Lin Keer's thick stack of leaflets again. This chick is going to finish sending out the leaflets tonight and I don't know when. I don't know if I want to help ?Or help?still help...

Hey, that's all, I'm so kind, when I meet someone who needs help, I can't help but want to help them. There is no way, this is a disease, there is no cure, I can only stay sick forever.

Tang Hao pretended to cough twice, and said flatteringly: "Well, Lin Xia, let's discuss something with you, can you share this leaflet with me..."

Seeing Lin Keer's puzzled look, Tang Hao hurriedly said, "Not too much, not too much, just half of it."

"What do you want this for? I'm using it for distribution, not for fun. Since I've collected money from others, I have to do things for others." Lin Ke'er firmly pressed down on the leaflet, looking vigilant. Eyes fixed on him.

Tang Hao was speechless. What kind of world is this? If you want to do a favor, you have to be stared at by others. It seems that it is not easy to be a good person!

Tang Hao said distressedly: "It's actually like this. The neighbors around me are usually very enthusiastic and have helped me a lot. They like to hold parties when they have nothing to do, parties or something, given their usual treatment of me. Take care, I just wanted to return a gift or something. I saw your leaflet said that you can get a [-]% discount when you take this leaflet to this barbecue restaurant. This is definitely a very tempting gift, cheap and affordable , if I give this to them, they will be happy, and they will take more care of me in the future."

"Really?" Lin Keer looked suspiciously, and was used to being fooled by this rascal. Now when he speaks, the first thing Lin Keer thinks of is whether the authenticity is true.

Tang Hao's eyes didn't blink, he was as pure as a child: "It's more real than pearls."

Lin Ke'er was still very surprised: "But this half is about 100, isn't it too much?"

Tang Hao shook his head and sighed, and said distressedly: "I'm not worried enough, let me tell you, as for me, I usually have the best character, even people who see me for the first time know that I am honest, honest, good at People who associate with each other, so my popularity is very wide, and all the neighbors around me know me. This is also a problem that has always troubled me. After all, I know too many neighbors. There are too many presents, and I feel embarrassed if I don’t give them. Through getting along with these neighbors, I deeply understand a truth, this person is too good to be a trouble.”

Seeing him boasting and being very serious, although Lin Ke'er felt that it was a bit exaggerated, she still believed it a little bit. With such a blunt mouth, maybe there is such a thing.

Lin Keer frowned cutely, as if hesitating.

Tang Hao hurriedly said: "Anyway, you are going to send it. Don't worry, none of them will be lost. I guarantee that it will be sent to everyone. In this way, you have completed the task and I have solved a problem. Isn't it the best of both worlds?"

"Please, just see me as a pitiful person, please fulfill my little intention!" Tang Hao looked pitiful.

It's rare to see this reckless begging for help, Lin Ke'er smiled, split half of the flyer, and generously put it in his hand: "Okay, then I'll give it to you, and treat it as the return you helped me Twice busy."

Tang Hao took the flyer carefully, and was grateful: "Hey, Lin Xia, you are really a hero among women. For the sake of your righteousness, I will reluctantly bow down to you today."

At this moment, the bus stopped at the platform where Tang Hao lived, and without giving Lin Keer any time to think, Tang Hao flirted with her and got off the bus quickly.

The car started up again, and Lin Keer felt very comfortable looking at the half of the leaflets left in her hand. It seemed that the task tonight would be much easier.

"Huh? It's not right!" Soon, Lin Ke'er felt that something was wrong.

Thinking of the rascal's words and actions just now, Lin Ke'er opened her mouth cutely, and suddenly realized, she quickly opened the car window, poked her head out and looked back, but there was no such rascal on the platform at this time. .

It turned out that this rascal was trying to help her deal with half of the leaflets. Why was he so stupid that he lured him into the story he was talking about and didn't think about it at all.

Lin Ke'er covered her flushed face with her hands, she was angry and laughed at the same time, this rascal, who obviously wanted to help others, yet still made up such a wronged story.

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Tang Hao held the leaflets he 'cheat' from Lin Ke'er in his hand, and went home feeling depressed. What should I do with these leaflets?
Is it going to be thrown in the trash?

But this is not authentic!

It is definitely impossible for him to distribute these leaflets as a running errand.

After much deliberation, he couldn't come up with a good solution. Tang Hao could only stop thinking about it for the time being. When he passed by a convenience store, he bought a bucket of instant noodles and immediately walked back to his nest.

Before entering the yard, I heard Brother Zhu screaming like a drake: You little bastard!little bastard!
Who is Brother Zhu scolding?Sound so sexy?

Tang Hao was very surprised. After walking into the yard, he saw that brother Zhu was sitting in front of the table. There was a cage on the table, and a yellow parrot was jumping up and down in the cage.

Brother Zhu glared at the parrot and said, "You little bastard, you little bastard!"
Is this guy teaching the parrot to talk?

Tang Hao held back his smile and shouted, "Brother Zhu, you're in such a good mood that you even raised a parrot."

"Xiao Tang, you're back." Brother Zhu raised his head and said, "I saw this parrot on the way back. I thought it was cute so I bought it. It just so happens that my daughter is coming back from vacation. She likes these little animals the most. Just to be her companion."

"Your daughter?" Thinking of Brother Zhu's wretched face like a bandit and Sister Lan Lan's figure, Tang Hao couldn't help but tremble all over. What will the daughter born of these two guys look like?He was not at all interested in such genes.

Brother Zhu's attention was completely on the parrot, seeing it was still running around in the cage, Brother Zhu said angrily: "This little thing, after teaching for a long time, can't even speak to a little bastard, it's really stupid Got home."

Tang Hao hehe said: "It's probably because of your bad attitude that you scared it."

As Tang Hao said, he walked up to the cage, stared at the little parrot, looked at its constantly swinging little head, Tang Hao pointed at Brother Zhu with one hand, and smiled with the other: "Little bastard!"

The little parrot was also quite strange, its small head followed Tang Hao's hand and looked at Brother Zhu, fluttering its wings: "Little bastard! Little bastard!"

"Hey, it really works." Brother Zhu smiled happily.

The little parrot stared at Brother Zhu, screaming more and more vigorously: "Little bastard, little bastard!"

Seeing Brother Zhu loving it, Tang Hao held back his smile and said, "Brother Zhu, you go ahead, I'll go up."

After returning home and closing the door, Tang Hao burst out laughing, hey, there are too many idiots in this world, it is so easy for such a smart person like me to have some fun.

(End of this chapter)