The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard
Chapter 124 Appreciating Paintings (4)
Chapter 124 Appreciating Paintings ([-])
"Bah! Smelly rascal."
Seeing Tang Hao pointing to the part of the dancing girl in the fake painting, Dai Chunni spat at him hard. She felt her face was burning hot. This gangster is really thick-skinned and shameless. He dared to do this in front of two women. Unscrupulous.
Seeing Dai Chunni's disdainful eyes, Tang Hao was speechless for a while, and said again seriously: "Sister Nini, please don't doubt my vision as an artist. The breasts of the dancing girl in this fake painting are the biggest problem."
"What's wrong with this breast? I think you have ulterior motives." Dai Chunni sullenly.
It was still Shen Yubing who had excellent concentration. After taking a deep breath to cover up her embarrassment, she said, "Chunni, don't talk. I believe Tang Hao has his own reasons for saying this."
"Beautiful sister is really a sensible person." Tang Hao smiled and flattered her.
That Mr. Fool was still carefully studying the dancer's chest that Tang Hao was referring to, but after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't find a clue, so he couldn't help but was very puzzled: "Mr. Tang, what's the problem here? I think I'm right. Oil paintings also have deep insights, I also studied this painting for a long time, and only after I felt that there was no problem did I dare to confirm that it was a real painting.”
Tang Hao shook his head: "Mr. Fool, I won't play tricks with you anymore. This fake painting is indeed very good at confusing the real one. If someone else comes to appraise it, they may not be able to see it, but I have a very convenient one. The method, because this painting, I have seen the real painting with my own eyes, so I dare to confirm that it is a fake painting."
"Oh? Where do you start?" Mr. Fool asked immediately.
Tang Hao said: "Did you see the 'Little Grape' painted on the dancer's chest?"
After saying this, no matter how thick-skinned Tang Hao was, he couldn't help but blush, secretly cursing the bastard who made fake paintings, what parts are not good to fake, but why do they do it on this 'little grape', so serious as I am? How can it be so embarrassing?
"'Little Grape'?"
As two mature women, Shen Yubing and Dai Chunni naturally understood what Tang Hao referred to as the 'little grape', and immediately the two women gave him a 'pooh'.
Tang Hao ignored Dai Chunni's murderous eyes, still looking at Mr. Fool: "Do you see anything?"
Mr. Fool shook his head blankly.
Tang Hao sighed lightly, and then explained: "I went to the Louvre once, and saw this real painting in the Louvre exhibition with my own eyes. The dancing girl in this painting, the 'little grape' on the chest, The most conspicuous mask is color."
Seeing that Mr. Fool did not speak, Tang Hao continued to explain: "The color of this 'Little Grape' on the real painting is actually purple-black, but on this fake painting, it is pink. But it is just this fake face The whole painting was sold, and the faker seemed to have no idea that he changed the color in a clever way, which completely erased all the things that the painting was originally intended to express. Of course, it may be this The faker didn't notice this detail, so when he drew here, he instinctively painted this 'little grape' pink."
Hearing what Tang Hao said was a bit like a master, Dai Chunni's embarrassment disappeared a lot, and she asked curiously: "Why did you change all the things that this painting was supposed to express by changing such a small amount of color?"
"Uh... this is the charm of famous paintings. If a little detail is not handled well, it can affect the whole painting." Tang Hao coughed: "Since Degas's paintings are to expose the glamorous appearance The dark side of society, of course, will leave traces of evidence in the works, the 'purple black' little grapes are what he wants to express, and everything is just a foil."
Several people are smart people, although Tang Hao didn't say it clearly, but after his pointing, they suddenly realized.
"Snapped…"
That Mr. Fool passed Tang Hao's words with his dazed eyes, and couldn't help clapping his palms, with ecstasy on his face, grabbed Tang Hao and said excitedly: "Mr. Tang, I really admire you. I was surprised by this painting at first." , why can't I find the charm that can fascinate me in it? After all, I have never seen a real painting, so I can't figure out the meaning of it, but once you say it like this, I understand everything. You are such a genius, a real Master Appreciation Painting, I am completely convinced by you."
"Don't you also believe that this is a fake painting?" Looking at his happy look, Tang Hao looked like an idiot, aren't you an art dealer?You're so happy before I get rich?
Mr. Fool nodded excitedly: "Believe it, believe it, indeed, only the purple-black 'little grape' you mentioned can express the meaning of the whole painting. You not only showed me the authenticity of this painting , and also let me deeply learn the inexhaustible knowledge of my life, please let me bow to you with your Greater China etiquette."
After finishing speaking, Mr. Fool really bowed his hands to Tang Hao and bowed deeply.
Tang Hao was also taken aback by his actions, and was stunned: No way, although I remember the color of this 'little grape' correctly, but do you really believe that nonsense call?
Hey, these foreigners are still easy to deceive. If I lose my job in the future, maybe I will go to a foreign country to become a magician, and I can barely pass the lower body.
For the sake of your politeness, I will give you another lesson for free!
Tang Haorun said in a deep voice, "Mr. Fool, in addition to the biggest mask in this fake painting, I also found a mask. Of course, this mask is much simpler and has a higher realm. A master with wider knowledge can easily see it."
"Anything else?" The admiration in Mr. Fool's eyes was even greater.
Having seen how powerful this little rascal is, Dai Chunni will not ridicule him now, she pricks up her ears and listens seriously like a primary school student.
Tang Hao wiped the fake painting with his hands, then flicked it, and said with a smile: "This fake place is the paint. Most of Degas's paintings were created between the end of the nineteenth century and around ten years ago. And Degas died in 1917, so it is impossible to use this kind of paint from the 60s. The paint on this painting has a very light balsamic smell, although after years of running-in, this balsamic smell has disappeared. There is not much left, but as long as the paint is still on the painting, you will be able to smell it if you smell it carefully, and I also know that this kind of balsam smell is only produced in Australia. It was only in the 60s that it became popular in the oil painting world as a paint, so this fake painting The creation time will not exceed 60 years.”
Mr. Foolishly cast all his eyes on Tang Hao. If it wasn't because he was a little older than Tang Hao, he might not be able to help but want to kneel down to him and kowtow to his teacher.
In fact, Tang Hao also discovered a fake place in this painting. This is also what he remembered from the memory in his mind. He clearly remembered that when he saw the real painting in the Louvre, he carefully measured it. It's a D-cup 'big mantou', why does this fake picture turn into a C-cup 'medium mantou'?
Tang Hao was very depressed, okay, it's a good thing he didn't draw the A-cup 'little mantou', otherwise I would have to find out you, a fake bastard, and teach him a lesson.
Of course, this last mask has become Tang Hao's little secret, and he dare not share it now. If Dai Chunni, this motherfucker, knows again, he will definitely not be spared.
(End of this chapter)
"Bah! Smelly rascal."
Seeing Tang Hao pointing to the part of the dancing girl in the fake painting, Dai Chunni spat at him hard. She felt her face was burning hot. This gangster is really thick-skinned and shameless. He dared to do this in front of two women. Unscrupulous.
Seeing Dai Chunni's disdainful eyes, Tang Hao was speechless for a while, and said again seriously: "Sister Nini, please don't doubt my vision as an artist. The breasts of the dancing girl in this fake painting are the biggest problem."
"What's wrong with this breast? I think you have ulterior motives." Dai Chunni sullenly.
It was still Shen Yubing who had excellent concentration. After taking a deep breath to cover up her embarrassment, she said, "Chunni, don't talk. I believe Tang Hao has his own reasons for saying this."
"Beautiful sister is really a sensible person." Tang Hao smiled and flattered her.
That Mr. Fool was still carefully studying the dancer's chest that Tang Hao was referring to, but after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't find a clue, so he couldn't help but was very puzzled: "Mr. Tang, what's the problem here? I think I'm right. Oil paintings also have deep insights, I also studied this painting for a long time, and only after I felt that there was no problem did I dare to confirm that it was a real painting.”
Tang Hao shook his head: "Mr. Fool, I won't play tricks with you anymore. This fake painting is indeed very good at confusing the real one. If someone else comes to appraise it, they may not be able to see it, but I have a very convenient one. The method, because this painting, I have seen the real painting with my own eyes, so I dare to confirm that it is a fake painting."
"Oh? Where do you start?" Mr. Fool asked immediately.
Tang Hao said: "Did you see the 'Little Grape' painted on the dancer's chest?"
After saying this, no matter how thick-skinned Tang Hao was, he couldn't help but blush, secretly cursing the bastard who made fake paintings, what parts are not good to fake, but why do they do it on this 'little grape', so serious as I am? How can it be so embarrassing?
"'Little Grape'?"
As two mature women, Shen Yubing and Dai Chunni naturally understood what Tang Hao referred to as the 'little grape', and immediately the two women gave him a 'pooh'.
Tang Hao ignored Dai Chunni's murderous eyes, still looking at Mr. Fool: "Do you see anything?"
Mr. Fool shook his head blankly.
Tang Hao sighed lightly, and then explained: "I went to the Louvre once, and saw this real painting in the Louvre exhibition with my own eyes. The dancing girl in this painting, the 'little grape' on the chest, The most conspicuous mask is color."
Seeing that Mr. Fool did not speak, Tang Hao continued to explain: "The color of this 'Little Grape' on the real painting is actually purple-black, but on this fake painting, it is pink. But it is just this fake face The whole painting was sold, and the faker seemed to have no idea that he changed the color in a clever way, which completely erased all the things that the painting was originally intended to express. Of course, it may be this The faker didn't notice this detail, so when he drew here, he instinctively painted this 'little grape' pink."
Hearing what Tang Hao said was a bit like a master, Dai Chunni's embarrassment disappeared a lot, and she asked curiously: "Why did you change all the things that this painting was supposed to express by changing such a small amount of color?"
"Uh... this is the charm of famous paintings. If a little detail is not handled well, it can affect the whole painting." Tang Hao coughed: "Since Degas's paintings are to expose the glamorous appearance The dark side of society, of course, will leave traces of evidence in the works, the 'purple black' little grapes are what he wants to express, and everything is just a foil."
Several people are smart people, although Tang Hao didn't say it clearly, but after his pointing, they suddenly realized.
"Snapped…"
That Mr. Fool passed Tang Hao's words with his dazed eyes, and couldn't help clapping his palms, with ecstasy on his face, grabbed Tang Hao and said excitedly: "Mr. Tang, I really admire you. I was surprised by this painting at first." , why can't I find the charm that can fascinate me in it? After all, I have never seen a real painting, so I can't figure out the meaning of it, but once you say it like this, I understand everything. You are such a genius, a real Master Appreciation Painting, I am completely convinced by you."
"Don't you also believe that this is a fake painting?" Looking at his happy look, Tang Hao looked like an idiot, aren't you an art dealer?You're so happy before I get rich?
Mr. Fool nodded excitedly: "Believe it, believe it, indeed, only the purple-black 'little grape' you mentioned can express the meaning of the whole painting. You not only showed me the authenticity of this painting , and also let me deeply learn the inexhaustible knowledge of my life, please let me bow to you with your Greater China etiquette."
After finishing speaking, Mr. Fool really bowed his hands to Tang Hao and bowed deeply.
Tang Hao was also taken aback by his actions, and was stunned: No way, although I remember the color of this 'little grape' correctly, but do you really believe that nonsense call?
Hey, these foreigners are still easy to deceive. If I lose my job in the future, maybe I will go to a foreign country to become a magician, and I can barely pass the lower body.
For the sake of your politeness, I will give you another lesson for free!
Tang Haorun said in a deep voice, "Mr. Fool, in addition to the biggest mask in this fake painting, I also found a mask. Of course, this mask is much simpler and has a higher realm. A master with wider knowledge can easily see it."
"Anything else?" The admiration in Mr. Fool's eyes was even greater.
Having seen how powerful this little rascal is, Dai Chunni will not ridicule him now, she pricks up her ears and listens seriously like a primary school student.
Tang Hao wiped the fake painting with his hands, then flicked it, and said with a smile: "This fake place is the paint. Most of Degas's paintings were created between the end of the nineteenth century and around ten years ago. And Degas died in 1917, so it is impossible to use this kind of paint from the 60s. The paint on this painting has a very light balsamic smell, although after years of running-in, this balsamic smell has disappeared. There is not much left, but as long as the paint is still on the painting, you will be able to smell it if you smell it carefully, and I also know that this kind of balsam smell is only produced in Australia. It was only in the 60s that it became popular in the oil painting world as a paint, so this fake painting The creation time will not exceed 60 years.”
Mr. Foolishly cast all his eyes on Tang Hao. If it wasn't because he was a little older than Tang Hao, he might not be able to help but want to kneel down to him and kowtow to his teacher.
In fact, Tang Hao also discovered a fake place in this painting. This is also what he remembered from the memory in his mind. He clearly remembered that when he saw the real painting in the Louvre, he carefully measured it. It's a D-cup 'big mantou', why does this fake picture turn into a C-cup 'medium mantou'?
Tang Hao was very depressed, okay, it's a good thing he didn't draw the A-cup 'little mantou', otherwise I would have to find out you, a fake bastard, and teach him a lesson.
Of course, this last mask has become Tang Hao's little secret, and he dare not share it now. If Dai Chunni, this motherfucker, knows again, he will definitely not be spared.
(End of this chapter)
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