The Ultimate Life of a Little Security Guard

Chapter 121 Appreciating Paintings ([-])

Hey, Sister Lan Lan is a little fat, but she has a bright mind. This question left Tang Hao and Brother Zhu speechless.

Brother Zhu begged for mercy: "Xiao Lan, I really don't know where that lipstick mark came from. I really went to dinner with Xiao Tang that night, and he can testify to me."

Sister Lanlan looked at Tang Hao and said, "Little Tang, let me ask you, where did you take him for dinner that night?"

In this flash of lightning, Tang Hao had an idea, and quickly said: "Sister Ma, remember the boss who came to see me when I was injured last time! Didn't I go on a business trip with her a few days ago! Because the business trip was done very well , so she held a celebration banquet for me that night. Brother Zhu and you are both my brothers and sisters. I have delicious food here, so of course I can’t forget Brother Zhu, right! Brother went together, as for the lipstick marks on Brother Zhu's collar..."

Tang Hao hesitated, and after pretending to think about it, he said, "Our boss has a few assistants, all of whom are foreign girls. I think the lipstick mark on brother Zhu's collar was accidentally left by them when they greeted each other. .”

"Hi?" Sister Lan Lan froze for a moment.

Tang Hao hurriedly said: "That's right, Sister Ma, as you know, the way these foreigners greet each other is very varied, some are kisses on the face, some are hugs, and some even kiss the back of the hand. They greeted us with hugs. Because Brother Zhu and I are very popular, they hugged us tightly when they greeted us. In the hearts of foreigners, as long as she hugs you tightly, it proves that you are more popular."

After finishing speaking, Tang Hao winked at Brother Zhu in a cold sweat.

Brother Zhu immediately understood, nodded, and said seriously: "Yes, Xiaolan, it must be the case. I said that those foreign girls hugged me so tightly that night. It turned out that I was too popular. Those lipstick marks It must have been left when they hugged me."

"Really?" Seeing Tang Hao's serious expression, Sister Lan Lan seemed to be convinced. After all, she often watched some American life comedies, so she could quite understand the way these foreigners greeted.

Now that you have lied, you have to come down, Tang Hao said righteously: "Sister Ma, if you don't believe me, I can call my boss over to prove it to you, as well as her few foreign assistants. Come to prove it to you."

In order to convince Sister Lan Lan completely, he had no choice but to break the jar, just hope that Sister Lan Lan would not play cards out of the ordinary.

Sure enough, Sister Lan Lan finally believed Tang Hao's stern words, and that fleshy face finally recovered a lot of luster. She stared at Brother Zhu and said, "Since this is the case, why don't you explain it clearly to me?"

Brother Zhu was about to cry, with tears dripping from his nose: "Xiao Lan, I wanted to say it too, but you didn't give me a chance. Besides, that lipstick is printed on the collar, how could I pay attention to it!"

Sister Lan Lan snorted, "Since it's a misunderstanding this time, I'll forgive you for the time being."

Before Brother Zhu was happy for two seconds, Sister Lanlan continued to say harshly: "But if I find out next time that you are looking for women outside, see if I don't break your legs and cripple your roots."

Both Tang Hao and Brother Zhu subconsciously covered their crotches.

Sister Lan Lan turned around and said angrily, "I went to do the laundry, but I threw away your white suit. I'm sick of seeing it."

"Okay, okay, throw it right away, throw it right away." Brother Zhu hurriedly nodded and bowed in response.

After Sister Lan Lan entered the room, Tang Hao and Brother Zhu looked at each other, and they breathed a sigh of relief.

Tang Hao winked at Brother Zhu, and led Brother Zhu upstairs.

After entering the room, Tang Hao complained: "Brother Zhu, why are you so careless that Sister Lan Lan found the lipstick mark?"

Brother Zhu was in trouble and couldn't tell: "I didn't know. When I came back that night, I took off my suit and threw it aside. I didn't even take a closer look. How could I have imagined that there would be lipstick marks on the collar."

"If you are so careless again, how dare I take you to Yujin Town next time?" Tang Hao was very depressed.

Brother Zhu begged: "Don't worry, Xiao Tang, don't worry, I will definitely be more careful next time, and I will check my whole body clean before going home next time."

Tang Hao looked up to the sky and sighed. This man with a sperm in his head is really brave. After receiving this lesson, Brother Zhu still doesn't give up?
In fact, Tang Hao also understands that this is not to blame Brother Zhu for being bold. After all, judging from Brother Zhu and Sister Lan Lan's size and temper, whether they are in life or in bed, Brother Zhu must be bullied. In front of Sister Lan Lan, he has no dignity of a man at all.

Only outside, especially in Yujin Township, where you can play with women with money, can Brother Zhu show off his glory and regain a little bit of man's dignity.

Hey, oppressed men are actually quite pitiful.

Thinking about it this way, Tang Hao felt a little sympathetic to Brother Zhu again, so he stopped complaining about him, waved him away, and specially told him to hurry up to please Lan Lan when she didn't get suspicious. When she is happy to help her with something, she might forget about it.

After Brother Zhu left, Tang Hao yawned, walked into the bathroom, and was about to wash up. He checked the time, and it was almost eleven o'clock, and when he arrived at Yujin Township, it was about the same time.

Tang Hao, who went downstairs again, saw Brother Zhu helping Sister Lan Lan pull the quilt to dry. Under the cover of the quilt, Brother Zhu showed Tang Hao a very proud and obscene smile, and said 'OK' silently.

Tang Hao's face was full of contempt, what the hell, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu, you would have been driven to the streets by Sister Lan Lan to wander around.

After greeting the two of them, Tang Hao hurried out the door.

On the way, Tang Hao received a call from Dai Chunni. According to this girl, she and Shen Yubing were already waiting for him in Yujin Township.

After hanging up the phone, Tang Hao looked at the time and curled his lips in dissatisfaction: "There is still half an hour left!"

It's just that when Tang Hao arrived at Yujin Township sweating profusely, he was still 10 minutes late. After all, he had only been to Yujin Township twice, and both of them came by Gao Zhengguo's car. It was convenient. Wait until he came by bus Only then did I realize how troublesome it was, not to mention how many times I changed buses, the bus stopped for a while at one stop and wasted a lot of time.

This made Tang Hao very depressed, and he had to ask Cao Tianzhu from Anshan City to deliver the car he owed to him, so that it would be convenient for him to come to Yujin Township next time.

When Tang Hao saw Dai Chunni and Shen Yubing, the two women were talking and laughing in a fancy Maserati at the entrance of Yujin Township. Seeing Tang Hao, Dai Chunni smiled and said, "Oh, little rascal, just now What did you say on the phone? Guaranteed not to be late? Why are you 10 minutes late?"

"There was a traffic jam on the road for 10 minutes." Tang Hao was very upset.

"Just tell me nonsense!" Dai Chunni snorted.

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Shen Yubing hurriedly smiled and said, "Chunni, I'm not in a hurry anyway. I have an appointment with that art dealer at [-] o'clock in the afternoon. If there is time, it will be fine as long as Mr. Tang comes."

Dai Chunni dissatisfied: "Yubing, why are you being so polite to him? If you spoil him so much, he can be 10 minutes late this time, and he can be an hour or two hours late next time."

Since he was late, Tang Hao also felt that he was at fault, and he didn't bother to talk to Dai Chunni, so he smiled at Shen Yubing and said, "Yes, beautiful sister, you don't have to be so polite to me, just call me Tang Hao, Mr. Tang, listen up! awkward."

Shen Yubing did not shirk, nodded: "Then Tang Hao, get in the car!"

When Tang Hao was about to open the rear door, Dai Chunni immediately said, "Slow down!"

"What's the matter?" Tang Hao looked at her suspiciously.

Dai Chunni said: "Little hooligan, as a man, shouldn't you be driving?"

"Men have to drive? Who made the rules?" Tang Hao said angrily, "And I don't know the way."

"Aren't the two of us just two living maps!" Seeing that he was not at all gentlemanly, Dai Chunni gave him a hard look.

Tang Hao scratched his head: "But I haven't eaten yet, and I don't have the energy to drive."

Dai Chunni snorted coldly: "I'm 10 minutes late, and you still want to eat? There's no way."

(End of this chapter)