I have a male god system
Chapter 142 Laughter
Chapter 142 Laughter
"The reason why you don't use a computer is really to save your life. You know how to save your life. In fact, the word "safety for your life" is simple to say, but once it is done, it is really too difficult. It is simply very special. It's so difficult, this kind of difficulty, it's not the ordinary kind of difficulty, it's very difficult, it's super difficult, it's extremely difficult."
"So it is! So it is!"
"So it is! So it is!"
"So it is! So it is!"
After listening to Master Whitebeard's self-report, many interviewers began to cry.
They cried miserably, they cried bitterly, they cried earth-shatteringly, they cried so hard that the sun and the moon faded away.
They cried so much that Master Whitebeard was a little confused. Why was he confused? It was because Master Whitebeard was impressed by their compassionate attitude. Being impressed was a small thing. The most important thing was that Master Whitebeard was impressed by their attitude. I appreciate it very much.
Then, the white-bearded master, who thought he was ashamed of these interviewers, asked tentatively:
"Brothers, otherwise, I'll make an exception and accept you as apprentices. What you did just now really touched me. How about this? I'll accept you as apprentices, and then I'll put all my bastard fists into my bag." Give it to you, what do you think?"
"hahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Many interviewers laughed, and they laughed very happily, just like a group of children seeing a gift.
The state of this group of children made Master Whitebeard further confirm his guess, and he began to take the initiative to continue:
"Brothers, since you don't dislike me, Master Whitebeard, I will reluctantly accept you as apprentices, and then I will try my best to teach you martial arts with all my strength. Let me tell you, people like you , do you often travel around the rivers and lakes?" "Yeah, you can continue talking."
Seeing such an excited and shocked master with white beard, many interviews showed malicious smiles.
Master Whitebeard didn't notice that something was wrong at all.
He continued to say innocently: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much. Although it is said that you must have a little martial arts to walk the rivers and lakes, but don't worry, once you come to my door, I will tell you that as long as you By joining my sect, you can truly get rid of the interviewer, thus unlocking a brand new title!"
Many interviewers knowingly asked: "What title, what title, tell me quickly, tell me quickly, will it work?"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Master Whitebeard laughed, quite arrogantly, he snorted coldly and said:
"What title? Hmph, of course it is the title of [White Beard] which is the most honorable and representative in martial arts and the honor of the whole family. Let me tell you, as long as the person who wears this title, I dare to pack it with you." Tickets, in the entire martial arts world, no one dares to touch you. If someone dares to touch you, then I'm sorry, you can report my name, Master Whitebeard, my name, very bluntly, in the arena, then But there is one number, as long as you encounter any crisis, I tell you, don't panic, don't rush, just show your title and scare them!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Many interviewers laughed again, this is the second time they have laughed, and each time they are more arrogant,
To put it in the most honest way, their kind of laughter contains deep meaning every time, and the deep meaning is different every time.
The second deep meaning has a hilarious feeling, this time the deep meaning is the tranquility before the storm.
Seeing this, many people may ask, why there are such words as the calm before the storm.
Presumably by this moment, many people have already guessed that there is no mistake, this group of interviewers are the disciples of those martial arts masters back then.
Today, the purpose of their coming is to kill Master Whitebeard, so as to fulfill their master's last wish.
In the next second, Sister Fang and her demon sister realized that something was wrong, and immediately reminded Master Baibeard vigilantly:
"Hey, let me tell you, old man with a white beard, what are you talking about with him, don't you know the deep meaning of him, have I been blind before, oh my god, I must be I am blind, how could I choose someone like you as my master, really, I am really blind!"
Sister Fang's words are ugly, and at the same time they are also very unpleasant, no, these two sentences seem to mean the same thing.
But that is not important anymore, the most important thing is Master Whitebeard's attitude towards Sister Fang and Sister Heart Demon.
Obviously, Master Whitebeard's attitude is very firm, he has already begun to no longer respect this sister Fang who chose to bully her master and destroy her ancestors.
In his heart, the original Sister Fang has gone, and now Sister Fang is just a walking dead.
And what I have to do is to kill this walking corpse with empty eyes, so that I can prove that my white beard's strength has never stopped in the arena.
Master Whitebeard said angrily: "I tell you, you two wait a moment, don't think I can't beat you now, if you have the ability, let me transition to accepting apprentices, and I will send you off after I finish accepting apprentices." Two for a ride!”
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
This is the laughter of many interviewers. Why are they laughing? They said without hesitation that they really couldn't help it.
They look very confused, in their view, this is a very weird thing,
Where did the clever white bearded master go? Could it be said that when he gets old, the white bearded master is not the real white bearded master?
The answer is yes, the current white beard master's head is not working.
The situation was already obvious, even if the interviewers hinted at it, Master Whitebeard still didn't understand what it meant.
This group of interviewers said ruthlessly: "Hehehe, Master Whitebeard, we actually really want to accept you as our teacher. To be honest, your martial arts are not bad, but if we accept you as our teacher, Then we will become just like you!"
Master Whitebeard is stupid, really stupid, not ordinary stupid.
Although Master Whitebeard's head is not working very well, at least the deep meaning in the words can still be analyzed.
Soon, Master Whitebeard, who understood the deep meaning of the words, said in surprise: "Could it be, could it be that your consciousness is! Impossible, it cannot be true!"
(End of this chapter)
"The reason why you don't use a computer is really to save your life. You know how to save your life. In fact, the word "safety for your life" is simple to say, but once it is done, it is really too difficult. It is simply very special. It's so difficult, this kind of difficulty, it's not the ordinary kind of difficulty, it's very difficult, it's super difficult, it's extremely difficult."
"So it is! So it is!"
"So it is! So it is!"
"So it is! So it is!"
After listening to Master Whitebeard's self-report, many interviewers began to cry.
They cried miserably, they cried bitterly, they cried earth-shatteringly, they cried so hard that the sun and the moon faded away.
They cried so much that Master Whitebeard was a little confused. Why was he confused? It was because Master Whitebeard was impressed by their compassionate attitude. Being impressed was a small thing. The most important thing was that Master Whitebeard was impressed by their attitude. I appreciate it very much.
Then, the white-bearded master, who thought he was ashamed of these interviewers, asked tentatively:
"Brothers, otherwise, I'll make an exception and accept you as apprentices. What you did just now really touched me. How about this? I'll accept you as apprentices, and then I'll put all my bastard fists into my bag." Give it to you, what do you think?"
"hahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
Many interviewers laughed, and they laughed very happily, just like a group of children seeing a gift.
The state of this group of children made Master Whitebeard further confirm his guess, and he began to take the initiative to continue:
"Brothers, since you don't dislike me, Master Whitebeard, I will reluctantly accept you as apprentices, and then I will try my best to teach you martial arts with all my strength. Let me tell you, people like you , do you often travel around the rivers and lakes?" "Yeah, you can continue talking."
Seeing such an excited and shocked master with white beard, many interviews showed malicious smiles.
Master Whitebeard didn't notice that something was wrong at all.
He continued to say innocently: "Actually, you don't have to worry too much. Although it is said that you must have a little martial arts to walk the rivers and lakes, but don't worry, once you come to my door, I will tell you that as long as you By joining my sect, you can truly get rid of the interviewer, thus unlocking a brand new title!"
Many interviewers knowingly asked: "What title, what title, tell me quickly, tell me quickly, will it work?"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Master Whitebeard laughed, quite arrogantly, he snorted coldly and said:
"What title? Hmph, of course it is the title of [White Beard] which is the most honorable and representative in martial arts and the honor of the whole family. Let me tell you, as long as the person who wears this title, I dare to pack it with you." Tickets, in the entire martial arts world, no one dares to touch you. If someone dares to touch you, then I'm sorry, you can report my name, Master Whitebeard, my name, very bluntly, in the arena, then But there is one number, as long as you encounter any crisis, I tell you, don't panic, don't rush, just show your title and scare them!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
Many interviewers laughed again, this is the second time they have laughed, and each time they are more arrogant,
To put it in the most honest way, their kind of laughter contains deep meaning every time, and the deep meaning is different every time.
The second deep meaning has a hilarious feeling, this time the deep meaning is the tranquility before the storm.
Seeing this, many people may ask, why there are such words as the calm before the storm.
Presumably by this moment, many people have already guessed that there is no mistake, this group of interviewers are the disciples of those martial arts masters back then.
Today, the purpose of their coming is to kill Master Whitebeard, so as to fulfill their master's last wish.
In the next second, Sister Fang and her demon sister realized that something was wrong, and immediately reminded Master Baibeard vigilantly:
"Hey, let me tell you, old man with a white beard, what are you talking about with him, don't you know the deep meaning of him, have I been blind before, oh my god, I must be I am blind, how could I choose someone like you as my master, really, I am really blind!"
Sister Fang's words are ugly, and at the same time they are also very unpleasant, no, these two sentences seem to mean the same thing.
But that is not important anymore, the most important thing is Master Whitebeard's attitude towards Sister Fang and Sister Heart Demon.
Obviously, Master Whitebeard's attitude is very firm, he has already begun to no longer respect this sister Fang who chose to bully her master and destroy her ancestors.
In his heart, the original Sister Fang has gone, and now Sister Fang is just a walking dead.
And what I have to do is to kill this walking corpse with empty eyes, so that I can prove that my white beard's strength has never stopped in the arena.
Master Whitebeard said angrily: "I tell you, you two wait a moment, don't think I can't beat you now, if you have the ability, let me transition to accepting apprentices, and I will send you off after I finish accepting apprentices." Two for a ride!”
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
This is the laughter of many interviewers. Why are they laughing? They said without hesitation that they really couldn't help it.
They look very confused, in their view, this is a very weird thing,
Where did the clever white bearded master go? Could it be said that when he gets old, the white bearded master is not the real white bearded master?
The answer is yes, the current white beard master's head is not working.
The situation was already obvious, even if the interviewers hinted at it, Master Whitebeard still didn't understand what it meant.
This group of interviewers said ruthlessly: "Hehehe, Master Whitebeard, we actually really want to accept you as our teacher. To be honest, your martial arts are not bad, but if we accept you as our teacher, Then we will become just like you!"
Master Whitebeard is stupid, really stupid, not ordinary stupid.
Although Master Whitebeard's head is not working very well, at least the deep meaning in the words can still be analyzed.
Soon, Master Whitebeard, who understood the deep meaning of the words, said in surprise: "Could it be, could it be that your consciousness is! Impossible, it cannot be true!"
(End of this chapter)
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