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Chapter 31 An Unprecedented War

Duba Forum is a well-known discussion forum for online novels in the Huaxia Internet literature circle. Its original comment version is the discussion place with the highest level of discussion and comment in the Internet literature circle. It is famous for its sharp and detailed comments, many capable people, and a friendly atmosphere. The core position of the field is also the best platform for theoretical exchange and discussion of writing.

It can be said that, with the status of the drug bar in the world, if a novel has become famous in this place, it is basically considered a success, and it can be scolded and praised!
One sentence can sum up the Poison Bar Forum - a holy place for pretense, well-deserved reputation.Tear the Holy Land, well-deserved reputation.

During the recent period, the Duba forum has been a little dull, mainly because the Internet literary world is calm, and occasionally a few small waves subside quickly, but this afternoon a post by a person with the ID "Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang" , quickly attracted attention, and then swept the entire gambling bully forum.

The name of the post is 【The most dramatic tearing war in history-this war was for funny from the beginning】

"This afternoon, a very interesting thing happened at the origin. The cause of the incident dates back to a few days ago. A book friend commented on Mushen's new book "The Legend of Immortal Wu Yixia" and claimed that the plot was old-fashioned, and the moderator of the Mushen book review area was sharp. Reply, the book friend fought back sharply: the new book "Shading the Sky" was uploaded, ID: Thieves don't steal. Please remember this name! Please remember this name! Please remember this name! Say important things three times! Then Mu Shen The moderator of the book review area put this reply at the top, which attracted the attention of Mushen book fans. Unexpectedly, "Shading the Sky" caused a sensation immediately after it was uploaded. What is even more terrifying is that the author of "Shading the Sky", a thief, exploded hundreds of thousands of words in just a few days , and then even pushed Mushen's new book off the altar and topped the new book list! Then Mushen accused the moderator of being bought by the author of "Shading the Sky" in the book review area, and there was another grievance that I won't mention here. If you are interested, click the link below. Now continue, the two parties have formed a bridge here, and then a book friend of "Shading the Sky" went to the Mushen Book Review Area to publish a book review "Warmly celebrate "Shading the Sky" topping the new book list", The war has officially begun, and the reason for the war is five-star—Mushen book friends claim to knock "Shading the Sky" out of the top ten of the new book list, and then become the top three. Welcome all experienced gentlemen in Poison Bar to watch, and I will continue to update. "

As soon as this post was posted, it immediately attracted onlookers. If it is said that Duba is the place with the highest level of discussion in the Internet literature circle, and it is a chess player, then the origin is the chessboard, let alone a well-known writer like Mu Shen, so Soon many passers-by replied.

"Damn, it's time to catch up with the live broadcast. "Shading the Sky" and "Legend of Immortal Martial Arts and Heroes" have been added to the bookshelf, not for anything else, just for the onlookers."

"Ditto, I am a dedicated war correspondent."

"It's so funny, a little god started a war for a new book list that is meaningless to him, and he wants to squeeze him out of the top ten new book list, just kidding me!"

"Contacting the old driver of the drug bar, waiting for an update."

Not long after, the person with the ID "Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang" posted another post.

[Battle Declaration of the author of "Shading the Sky"]

"Due to the large number of words, I only present one poem by the author of "Shading the Sky". The link to the original text is below."

When autumn comes on September [-]th, when my flowers bloom, a hundred flowers will be killed.

The incense soars through Chang'an, and the city is full of golden armor.

Ask God to comment!
It turned out that it had already caused a sensation before, and there was a lot of attention to this post. As soon as this poem was uploaded, there was an instant reply.

"This, this is a bit 6! Do you have any comments from the gods?"

"Domineering, it's really too domineering, both domineering and majestic, just for this poem, no matter who is right or wrong, from then on, passers-by will become fans, and the thief is very powerful."

"Is there no god out there to comment?"

At this time, a person with the ID "Dr. Tea" sent a message and replied:

"Since there is no one, then I will make a fool of myself. Just talk about it. Please don't laugh at me."

"It turns out that the doctor is here. Don't be humble. As the most educated person among the famous people in the poison bar, no one will be dissatisfied with what you say!"

"Yes, yes, the doctor is a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University. This is an authoritative person. However, who would have thought that a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University would like to read online articles? Hehe!"

"The door upstairs is the train station, right? It's so dirty!"

Imperial Capital, Yenching University.

Zheng Wen is a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University. He is 45 years old this year. He may be very old in the eyes of laymen, but in the eyes of insiders, Zheng Wen, who can become a professor of the Chinese Department of Yenching University at the age of 45, is definitely worthy of praise. The above is young and promising.

In the eyes of the students of Yenching University, Professor Zheng Wen is an elegant and humorous tutor. Therefore, Zheng Wen has always been loved by the students. Even so, Professor Zheng Wen’s students must also Unexpectedly, Zheng Wen actually likes to read web articles!
I have to start three years ago. At that time, Zheng Wen hadn’t been rated as a professor, and he was usually not that busy. He had a lot of free time. In his spare time, Zheng Wen had the idea of ​​writing a novel, but he had been thinking hard for more than half a month. There was no inspiration, so Zheng Wen thought of browsing well-known domestic novel forums to find inspiration. By chance, he came to Poison Bar. At first, Zheng Wen thought it was a novel forum, but what Zheng Wen didn't expect was that the novel forum was indeed It's a novel forum, but an online forum.

Afterwards, what Zheng Wen couldn't stand was the water friends in the forum, who spoke a little vulgarly, which made Zheng Wen think of not logging in again, but Duba is indeed a professional place for discussing novels, and some newcomers often come to the forum to ask for advice on how to write novels , Now Zheng Wen has an occupational disease, and subconsciously assumed the role of a teacher without seeing anyone asking questions. After a while, Zheng Wen also got to know him well, and gradually gained some popularity. After all, he is a fierce person in the Chinese Department of Yenching University. I was able to stay calm, and then met some great gods in the forum. Zheng Wen did get a lot of inspiration from the forum. Gradually, Zheng Wen also habitually liked to come to the forum to chat with friends from all over the world in his spare time. Chatting, was even inferred by the fierce people of the forum through the surrounding environment in an explosive photo, and has become more famous since then, and everyone respects Zheng Wen.

Today was the same as usual, Zheng Wen logged into the forum, only to find that it was a live broadcast. Zheng Wen learned the word live from the forum. At first, he thought it was a live TV broadcast, which was a joke.

Coincidentally, Zheng Wen happened to come across this poem posted by the host, and looked at it curiously. Well, the occupational disease happened again!

"Hehe, since everyone loves you, let me analyze a few sentences."

Zheng Wen in front of the computer typed this sentence, and then started his own appreciation.

"This poem is more like an anti-poem, but I'm not sure, the possibility of anti-poetry is very high."

"Hiss! Doctor, don't scare me, you're not so fierce, you're writing web articles and writing anti-poems."

"Excellent, I also admire the author a little bit, actually wrote anti-poetry!"

Seeing the replies from all the water friends, Zheng Wen continued to analyze without being annoyed.

"I said that it is very likely that it is an anti-poetry, and there is a reason for it. You see the first sentence'wait until autumn comes on September [-]th', the word 'wait until' bursts out abruptly, and 'suddenly rings like firecrackers', which has a sharp and sharp meaning. , intense rhyme and the imminent affirmation.”

"The second sentence, I kill the flowers after they bloom, showing an irresistible natural law. The strong contrast between the golden chrysanthemums blooming in the frost and the flowers withering in the frost shows the tenacious vitality of the chrysanthemums. It seems to imply that once the peasant revolution storm comes, the corrupt dynasty will immediately turn into dead branches and leaves like "a hundred flowers" in the face of frost."

"What the doctor said makes sense, but it's too far-fetched to write some anti-poetry in a good manner, and it also hints at the peasant revolution."

"Upstairs is really stupid, or rotten wood can't be carved, doctor, my two sentences describe it well? Besides, you big brother, do poets have to write about their own times when they write poems? How many famous poems use ancient times to satirize the present?" , Asking things to express one's will or something, I'm in Hong Kong with you, the literati have gone wrong, and they are arrogant!"

"It makes sense, it makes sense. I have been taught by you. You are worthy of being a literati. You are too sloppy. I lost!"

The corners of Zheng Wen's mouth twitched as he watched, this water friend was so excited that he even uttered his hometown dialect, and wanted to praise him, but he is also a literati, okay?Shaking his head, Zheng Wen continued to analyze.

"Although this friend's words are a bit rough, but the words are not rough. Let's look at the third sentence again. The fragrance of soaring sky penetrates Chang'an. The word "Xiangzhen" expresses the extraordinary momentum of the strong fragrance of chrysanthemums reaching the sky; the word "Xiangzhen" shows that when the golden chrysanthemum wins, it is by no means a single branch, but a group of people. It contains a simple and profound concept of peace in the world; a The word 'through' also shows the spirit of the chrysanthemum, which is refreshing, fragrant, and omnipresent."

"Look at the fourth sentence again, the whole city is full of golden armor. 'Mancheng' means that chrysanthemums are everywhere, all over Kyoto; 'all of them' means that all the chrysanthemums in Chang'an are covered without exception. The words 'full' and 'extreme' describe the spectacle of chrysanthemums winning the first place in the world - the Double Ninth Festival, when chrysanthemums are in full bloom, and the whole Chang'an has become a world of chrysanthemums, which fully shows that the peasants' revolutionary storm destroys the old. Renew, dominate the prospect of victory."

"That's how it is, but since when did online literature become so high-profile? The author of "Shading the Sky" is too awesome!"

"Doctor, I want to ask something, what does the peasant revolution refer to?"

"Upstairs is really stupid. Looking at ancient and modern times, what else does the peasant revolution have besides the Chen Sheng Wu Guang uprising at the end of Qin Dynasty?"

"Okay, so here comes the question, the capital of the Qin Dynasty is Xianyang, why does it say Chang'an here?"

"Sure enough, it's due to the insufficiency of Lizi and the conspiracy. I'm in Hong Kong with you. Although Chang'an is not Xianyang, it is the inherited Xianyang. Do you understand the symbol?"

"I understand you, uncle! Damn you, keep talking to me, you Hami day-eyed."

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Zheng Wen couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, he was afraid that he would be dragged into this scolding war, and was about to go offline when someone named "Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang" posted again.

[The second volume of ancient poems, plus the classic appreciation of "Wang Yue"]

How about Dai Zongfu?Qi Lu is still young.Good luck Zhong Shenxiu, yin and yang cut faint dawn.

Zeng Yun was born by swinging the chest, and the returning bird entered the canthus.It will be the top of the mountain, and you can see all the small mountains.

Please see the link for appreciation.

After a few minutes.

"Kneeling, really kneeling, I've never seen such a terrified person."

"Don't bother me, I'm going to the library to reflect."

"Doctor, how about this song this time? That who, I know you want to talk to me, this time you talk to me, you can talk to me!"

"I have nothing to say this time, I'm going to settle down, you guys have nothing to say."

At this time, Zheng Wengang read Ye Chen's appreciation of "Wang Yue" in the book review section of "Shading the Sky", took a deep breath, suppressed the shock in his heart, and replied:

"My statement is the same as this Chinese teacher's, a famous sentence through the ages!"

"Hiss! It's really a famous sentence through the ages. It's worth it today. If it doesn't work, I have to copy it right away. I'll pretend to be good before it spreads!"

"Upstairs is so shameless, but I like it!"

"Two idiots upstairs, by the time you realize this, I've already posted it to Moments!"

"I've never seen such a thick, shameless, shameless, thug upstairs!"

Zheng Wen has already gone offline, took a notebook, and transcribed these two poems.

"Tomorrow, I will use these two poems to teach the students." Zheng Wenxin thought.

(End of this chapter)