Heterogeneous star

Chapter 97 [Teacher Han Shuo scolds! 】

Han Shuo directly sent a meager message: "Seeing everyone scolding so excitedly, I can no longer stand by and watch. In order to cheer everyone up, I hereby post a mythical story."

A lot of people were scolding and having fun, but when they saw Han Shuo’s meagerness, they were stunned for a moment. What time is this, and they are still in the mood to post fairy tales, just to amuse us. Those were Han Shuo’s before. The black fans were about to ridicule, but Han Shuo suddenly posted another meme.

One day, Jin Yangwei picked up a magic lamp.

The magic lamp asked: "What wish do you have? I can satisfy you."

Jin Yangwei: "I hope that our Daehan Korea can become the center of the entire universe. All other things, as long as we can see them, belong to our Daehan Korea."

Magic Lamp: "This wish is too difficult, do you have any other wishes?"

Jin Yangwei: "I hope I can be a little bit manly. This wish should be okay."

Magic Lamp: "How can you make such a request, it's too greedy. Let's talk about the first wish."

This is Han Shuo's so-called fairy tale. Many netizens immediately laughed when they saw this.

"Haha, so it's not a fairy tale, it's a joke about Hei Bangzi!"

"Han Shuo, I suddenly like you a little bit, you are so cute."

"Although it was the first time I came into contact with Han Shuo, after seeing this joke, I fell in love with him repeatedly. This fairy tale directly conveys the bad nature of Koreans and the characteristics of Korean male stars. I’ve run out of words! The first wish is to say that as long as we Koreans are interested in it, it’s our Korean stuff! And the second wish is to talk about the common problems of Korean male stars, what a sissy!”

……

The number of replies to this meager post continued to increase for about two or three minutes. After Han Shuo saw that the reply speed gradually slowed down, he put his hand on the keyboard again and typed a joke.

"I don't care who you blackmail, whoever blackmails Jin Yangwei, I will never end with him! My life can be said to be given by Jin Yangwei. On June 2012, 6, I was in a coma for 21 months because of a tragic car accident. The doctor Said that I will basically be a vegetable in my next life, until one day, the nurse turned on the radio after finishing the drip for me, and there was Jin Yangwei in it.

song, in an instant..."

Han Shuo had great confidence in his typing speed, but it was also because of this that he clicked the send button before he could finish typing this paragraph.

As soon as this meager news came out, public opinion came out one after another.

"Han Shuo, you really disappointed me. You betrayed me just by complimenting you. Did the last part of the story say how beautiful Jin Yangwei's song is? How sweet it is? You who were seriously ill were awakened?"

"I really despise you so much, you are so beautiful kneeling and licking Koreans!"

"After hearing this sentence, I don't like Han Shuo anymore. I didn't expect that he is also a guy who kneels and licks Koreans. I am really disappointed!"

"It seems that we have one more task, so turn around and scold Han Shuo!"

On the other hand, those Jin Yangwei fanatics from before, now the haze in their hearts has been swept away.

"Han Shuo is very enlightened. Although he has offended us in Korea before, we adults don't remember villains. Forgive you. I hope you will not make similar mistakes in the future."

"Hurry up and join our Korean nationality. I can introduce you to a Korean beauty, and you can marry into their home."

"I wish Mr. Han Shuo an early escape from the sea of ​​suffering."

And in a certain house.

When the translator translated Han Shuo's meager content to Jin Yangwei, Jin Yangwei smiled happily. It seems that the people of the Republic are indeed like idiots, and they are easy to fool. The day when the Korean nation occupies the Republic is just around the corner!

Online.

Just when everyone had different opinions, Han Shuo sent another meager message.

"... I got up out of the hospital bed and smashed the radio."

Netizens were stunned for a while, and then responded countless times!

Han Shuo's meager homepage is about to explode!

"What a turning point! I thought it was a praise of how beautiful Jin Yangwei's song is."

"I didn't expect it either, it's so funny, I burst into tears from laughing, who can pass me a tissue?"

"I laughed so hard that my aunt's towels fell out. Don't you need tissues upstairs? Is this okay?"

"Your sister is fine!"

"No, no, I laughed so hard at this joke, I have to take a picture and share it with my friends, it's so funny!"

Once Han Shuo posted this meager post, his fan base increased by several thousand. These people are the ones who can't understand the Koreans, and even the black fans who have been against Han Shuo before have become For Han Shuo's loyal fans, no matter how his song talisman doesn't suit their taste, what Han Shuo scolded the Korean star today really touched their hearts!

And when the translator in a certain room translated Han Shuo's meager message to Jin Yangwei, Jin Yangwei, who was leaning on the chair leisurely and contentedly, staggered and fell off the chair!

And his eyes were blazing with fire!
As for those brainless fans of his, blood was spreading from the corners of their mouths at this time, all because of being pissed off by Han Shuo!

Other netizens scolded as soon as they cursed, but they were not very angry, because those were very common and common swear words, they were used to it, so they didn't think much of it.But Han Shuo scolded them in different ways, and they were overwhelmed. Their fragile bodies couldn't bear Han Shuo's barbaric collision with all kinds of tricks!
For this reason, their fan clubs are talking about it.

"What to do, this crit is too powerful, if we don't stand up and say a few words, then we will admit defeat!"

"Admit defeat and admit defeat. After all, Han Shuo is so powerful. A single mouth is worth a million soldiers. Although we have a large number of people, we are really no match for him!"

"Although we can't scold him, we can persuade people with reasoning. Listen to my call. Everyone copy and paste this passage, and send it to Han Shuo's Weibo in large numbers. Maybe we can turn the situation around. This passage is... "

While there was no movement on Jin Yangwei and his idiotic fans, there was indeed cheers from Han Shuo's meager side.

"Ho ho ho ho, teacher Han Shuo is really too powerful, don't let one man be the master!"

"I'm dying of laughter. Aren't those idiots who say hello to Han very vicious? But in front of our teacher Han Shuo, it's just pediatrics."

"The spear is here, and the chrysanthemums are here. I really like Teacher Han Shuo more and more!"

"I took a tranquilizer again and again and again!"

"I decided not to slander Han Shuo in the future. I want to learn from Han Shuo. If I can learn one-tenth of his ability to swear, I can walk sideways on the Internet!"

(End of this chapter)