Heterogeneous star

Chapter 270 [The Drifting Monk and the Queen Mother are actually like that! 】

Is this weird?What's even more weird is that I haven't posted it yet!
Han Shuo couldn't help but want to see the expressions of netizens and experts when the shocking remarks were made.

After having this idea, he became even more itchy, and quickly tweeted: "As for why Drifting doesn't work hard, let's do another in-depth analysis, this time starting with why Drifting was demoted to the lower world .

Sha Monk was demoted to the lower realm because he broke a cup belonging to the Jade Emperor, and was tortured: once every seven days, his chest would be pierced with flying swords more than a hundred times.

Sentencing is too heavy, very abnormal.So people can't help but suspect that he is an undercover agent who uses bitter tricks. "

Netizens froze for a moment.

"Undercover?"

"No way."

"Even if we don't work hard, it won't matter whether we are an undercover agent or not."

"What the hell is Teacher Han Shuo doing?"

When the netizens gathered together, Han Shuo unhurriedly posted this meager message: "Let's assume that if the Drifting Monk is an undercover agent, then there will be two versions of the identity of the undercover agent:

1) The Drifting Monk is an undercover agent placed by the Tathagata Buddha
The evidence is that Sha Monk did not drink the water from the Zimu River. This should not make sense.There is no need for Tathagata to arrange an undercover agent in the Buddhist scripture collection team, because there are 39 dark gods who are always monitoring and keeping accounts.Besides, even if Tathagata wanted to arrange an undercover agent, it would be impossible to arrange the Jade Emperor's personal bodyguard and secretary.

2) The Drifting Monk is an undercover agent placed by the Jade Emperor
If Drifting is an undercover agent placed by the Jade Emperor, then there is only one purpose: to destroy the scriptures!Did Drifting destroy Buddhist scriptures?This should be viewed in two parts: before and after he joined the scripture learning team.

From the time he joined the scripture-learning team to the end of the scripture-learning process, it was not found that he sabotaged the scripture-learning team, and he even saved the scripture-learning team at a critical moment. This can be sure that he is not Jade Emperor's undercover agent. "

After posting here, Han Shuo quietly asked: "Since Drifting is not an undercover agent, why doesn't he do his best to learn scriptures?"

"I go!"

"I haven't figured it out for a long time!"

"Is Teacher Han Shuo playing tricks on us?"

"Are you kidding us? You'll know after a beating."

Netizens expressed their outrage at Han Shuo's deliberate trickery.

Han Shuo didn't have any self-knowledge, and his tone of voice was still slow, "Let's start with Drifting's lobbying to join the Buddhist scriptures team.

After being in the lower realm, Drifting became a man-eating goblin, eating almost everyone he saw, and eating countless people.

But when the Bodhisattva came, the Drifting Monk went ashore and caught the Bodhisattva. What was his motive?Hungry, ready to eat Bodhisattva to satisfy hunger.

But when he knew that it was a Bodhisattva, he took away the treasure staff, bowed his head and bowed down, and said his painful situation, and apologized to the Bodhisattva: "I have no choice but to suffer from hunger and cold. In three or two days, I went out to find a Bodhisattva." Pedestrians eat it. Unexpectedly, today's ignorance has offended the Great Merciful Bodhisattva."

Naturally, the Bodhisattva did not care about this issue, but expressed that he wanted to save the Drifting Monk, and assured him that "Teaching the flying sword will not come to pierce you. Return to your job."

Drifting used to be the curtain-rolling general in the sky, and he was called a moisturizer in those days, but unfortunately he accidentally broke a glazed lantern of the Jade Emperor, and he was severely punished, and the flying sword piercing the heart was just one of the punishment items.

When he heard these two conditions, Drifting readily agreed, and said, "But I'm afraid that if the Buddhist learners don't get this, it won't be my future?" up.

However, Drifting's consistent performance on the way to learn the scriptures shows that he has no hard work and enterprising spirit, and it also negates his emphasis on the future. He has no illusions at all that he will return to the Heavenly Court to reinstate his post!Even if he was named a golden arhat later, he didn't express his dissatisfaction like Zhu Bajie, and it doesn't matter whether his position is high or low.This is strange, what exactly does Drifting want?
Two conditions for a Bodhisattva: 1. Teach flying swords not to pierce you. 2. Return to your duties.

Since Drifting doesn't value the second condition, then he must value the first condition!Since he attaches so much importance to the first condition, it means that the pain of "once in seven days, the flying sword pierces the chest more than a hundred times" is unbearable for him!

Why did the Jade Emperor torture him like this?Is it just because of breaking a cup?Not too possible!Pig Bajie molesting Chang'e is only demoted to the lower realm, there is no other additional punishment (he is responsible for wrongly casting a pig fetus, not the Jade Emperor), so is Drifting a greater crime than Bajie?Bajie was demoted to the lower world for molesting Chang'e!
If Drifting really committed some crime, he should be reincarnated after being demoted!The Drifting Monk was not reincarnated, which means that the Jade Emperor did not punish him according to the prescribed rules of heaven.Then, the Sand Monk suffered in the Liusha River, which can only show that it was a lynching used by the Jade Emperor! "

Netizens expressed that they could not calm down.

"Lynching?"

"Annoyed the Jade Emperor and was lynched?"

"This is a bit out of the ordinary!"

"Mr. Han Shuo's idea is really unexpected!"

Han Shuo continued: "Then what is the personal grievance between the Jade Emperor and Drifting Monk? There is a poem about Drifting Monk:
Since childhood, he has been vigorous and has wandered in the universe.Heroes are famous all over the world, and heroic people do it.

The Jade Emperor rose up and sealed himself as a rolling shutter general.I will be honored in Nantianmen, and I will be honored in front of Lingxiao Hall.

A tiger head card hangs on his waist, and he holds a demon-subduing staff in his hand.The golden helmet on his head is shining in the sunlight, and the armor is shining brightly.

I am the first to escort me in and out, and I will follow the court when I go in and out.

"Heroes make themselves look like a hero", the Drifting Monk practiced immortality on the ground and was once the idol of many people.Handsome and skilled, he was favored by the Jade Emperor, stepped into the sky with one step, and became the bodyguard and secretary of the Jade Emperor, the ruler of all gods, and allowed him to bring weapons to court.It can be seen that the Jade Emperor is the most meaningful to him.

Sun Wukong's Zhu Bajie's weapons are all murder weapons made in Laojun's furnace, regular military supplies, but Drifting's weapon is not special, it is a rolling pin, where is it?It's in the Moon Palace, it's in Chang'e's house in the Moon Palace!
"This kind of weapon is rare in the world, so it is difficult to know the name of the treasure stick. It comes from the shadowless place of the Moon Palace, and it is carved from Thoreau Immortal Wood."

How could Drifting have the rolling pin from Chang'e's house?Could it be that he ate noodles at Chang'e's house?Don't say that this thing is rare in the world, it is rare even in the sky. Why did it fall into his hands? !Could it be that he has something to do with Chang'e?
If he has any relationship with Chang'e, how dare he show this evidence in front of the Jade Emperor every day?So he should have nothing to do with Chang'e, it is only possible that the Jade Emperor bestowed on him, even if he has any relationship with Chang'e, at most he will be demoted to the lower world like Zhu Bajie, according to the rules of heaven.Obviously, Drifting committed a much more serious crime than this!
Moreover, if the verdict cannot be announced publicly, there is only one possibility: he, the general of the shutter, has been rolled up with the Queen Mother! "

The Drifting Monk once got involved with the Queen Mother?
Fuck you, uncle, this is too unbelievable!
As soon as Han Shuo posted this Weibo, the entire Weibo went silent!
　If you are tired of waiting for the book, you can read "Super Star" first. Currently, the number of words is small, but the plot is exciting, so you can keep it as a collection first!

　　
　
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