Heterogeneous star

Chapter 264 [The monkey is the troublemaker? 】

Han Shuo did not directly answer this question, but answered step by step: "Actually, Wukong discovered the strangeness of this monastery. The resolution is very low, I don’t know how many low-level fairy like the land and mountain gods have changed their appearance, and he can’t recognize them! His methods of identifying monsters basically use methods such as first estimation, second deceit, and third threat. However, His complexion is basically accurate, and he rarely misses it. Why?
Because it is too simple to look at the complexion!Immortals live in public housing high-rise buildings, while monsters live in cave slums.Immortals are paid relatively high, so they have an elegant temperament, and monsters have nowhere to live, so they have mischievous eyebrows.Immortals wear neat and exquisite costumes, while monsters wear ragged clothes.The demeanor of the gods has been deliberately trained to pay attention to image.The movements of the monsters are all evil ruffians pulling their hips and grabbing food with their hands.The god flew a famous brand-name spaceship, which was noiseless and pollution-free. The exhaust was like an auspicious cloud, and the monster flew through the sky, emitting thick and black smoky gas.

The gods burn high-end incense in their homes, and you can tell from afar that he is rich. This is called auspicious clouds and mist. The monster has no money, so he burns a ball of incense!The whole room was filled with soot from rapeseed oil, and it was pitch black. This was the evil spirit!
Even I can see it, but Sun Wukong can't see it? !joke! "

Netizens were immediately amused by Han Shuo's meagerness.

"I go!"

"How can you be so unbearable when your eyes are so bright!"

"The fairy's house burns high-end incense. You can tell from afar that he is rich. This is called Xiangyun Ruimi. The monster has no money, so he burns a ball of incense! The whole room is pitch black from the smoke of vegetable oil. Now It’s a monster. After seeing this passage, I really laughed out loud! Teacher Han Shuo, your mouth is too bad!”

"Drunk, thoroughly drunk!"

"I will sleepless for you tonight!"

Han Shuo posted the truth here, and he laughed when he saw it. However, in order to understand this secret, he couldn't laugh without scruples. After laughing a little, he immediately tweeted again, continuing the topic just now: " Therefore, based on these methods, Sun Wukong estimated that the owner of this mansion is extraordinary! In this luxurious and majestic temple, which is no less than the Leiyin Temple, a senior cadre of the Buddhist sect should live in it! It's right not to bother him.

As for Tang Seng, he decided to go.When I got closer, I saw it was "Leiyin Temple", and I fell down in shock. Looking closer, I found that there were four characters, which were "Xiao Leiyin Temple".

It is clearly written that this is the "Little Leiyin Temple", not the Great Leiyin Temple of the Tathagata Buddha.Little Leiyin Temple is Little Leiyin Temple, this is not a fake.

At this time, someone in the mountain gate shouted: "Tang Monk, you came from the east to pay homage to my Buddha, why are you still so negligent?" Sanzang bowed upon hearing this, Bajie also kowtowed, Sand Monk also knelt down, but the great sage led the horse Pack your luggage later.Blatantly not.

Pay attention, what people say is: you come from the east to visit "my Buddha", not to visit "I".If it were the Tathagata himself, he would not say that he had paid homage to "my Buddha".Therefore, up to this time, people have not pretended to be Tathagata Buddha.

Why doesn't Sun Wukong openly worship?Because he knew that although there was a senior cadre in this little Leiyin Temple, he was definitely not the Tathagata Buddha.The level next to Buddha is Buddha, you are Buddha, Lao Tzu is also (prepared) Buddha now, or was it nominated by Tathagata himself, a level, you ask me to worship you?I worship you a bird!I pray, I bah!

This is the real reason why Sun Wukong blatantly refused to worship! "

Netizens laughed again.

"I go!"

"Damn it!"

"Eldest brother has such a personality!"

"I have served you sleepless tonight again!"

Han Shuo didn't care about this and continued to make meager remarks: "I heard the lotus pedestal shouting loudly: "Then Sun Wukong, why don't you worship the Tathagata when you see him? "To be precise, the fake transformation and impersonation of Tathagata Buddha began at this time, and it was caused by Sun Wukong's blatant refusal to worship.

Monkey King observed carefully again and felt that this was impossible!Then he shouted: "You bastards, you are very bold! How can you pretend to rely on the Buddha's name and corrupt the pure virtue of the Tathagata!" Then hit the wheel stick.There was only a clanging sound in the air, and a pair of golden cymbals was thrown down, covering the traveler's head and feet.

After Sun Wukong asked 28 Su to help him out, he asked him: "What kind of monster are you, how dare you pretend to be a Buddha, occupy the top of the mountain, and set up a small Leiyin Temple!"

The demon king said: "This monkey doesn't know my name, so it's here to offend Xianshan. It's called Xiaoxitian. Because of my practice, I got the right fruit, and the heaven gave me the precious pavilion. My name is Huangmei Lao. Buddha, people here don’t know me, but they call me Huangmei Dawang, Huangmei Grandpa. I have known for a long time that you go west, and you have some tricks, so I pretend to show your power to lure your master in, and I want to make a bet with you. If you fight If you can forgive me, forgive your teacher and apprentice, and let you become a righteous fruit; if you can’t, beat you to death, and wait until I go to see the Tathagata to learn the scriptures, and the fruit will be right.”

Later, Sun Wukong couldn't beat him no matter what, Maitreya Buddha came and said: He is a yellow-browed boy who plays the chime in front of me.So they took him away. "

After the meager post was posted here, Han Shuo raised his own question: "I think the truth has come out, and everyone must be able to guess at least [-]%."

Netizens reply.

"That is!"

"necessary!"

"This yellow-browed king must be Maitreya's pawn, just like the green bull spirit of Taishang Laojun."

"I don't want to know, I'm startled when I think about it, this Maitreya Buddha usually looks kind and amiable, with a kind smile on his face, but unexpectedly he is also a vicious character!"

Seeing that the netizens guessed right, Han Shuo obviously entered his rhythm, so he smiled and announced the real answer, "The truth is as follows:

1. He is not a monster at all, but an out-and-out Buddhist deity.Because he has already obtained the positive fruit, which can clearly define whether it is a god or a monster.

2. He is a member of Maitreya Buddha. Maitreya Buddha is the Buddha who came from the east, that is, the deputy Buddha, also called the future Buddha, which is the next Buddha and successor of the Buddhist school.So Sun Wukong guessed right.Is a senior cadre.

3. This place is Xianshan Xiaoxitian.It belongs to the sphere of influence of Maitreya Buddha.

4. "Treasure Pavilion and Zhenlou bestowed on me by heaven" means that Xiaoleiyin Temple was given to Maitreya Buddha by the Jade Emperor of Heaven, so there is no such thing as counterfeiting.

He was not a monster, Sun Wukong must have known it, because from the beginning to the end he did not dare to call him a monster or a goblin, at most he only said something like "what kind of monster are you".

Huangmei Tonger's motive is already very clear, not to eat Tang Monk's meat, but to teach this defiant Monkey King a lesson!Therefore, the dispute this time was caused by Sun Wukong's arrogance and unreasonableness. If he doesn't take him seriously, he will be punished. "

Netizens are abuzz with this.

"I go!"

"This time the dispute was actually caused by the arrogance and rudeness of the eldest brother?"

"As expected of Teacher Han Shuo, this idea is really weird!"

"Never expected the ending series!"

(End of this chapter)