Heterogeneous star
Chapter 250 [Avalokitesvara also eats people? 】
Chapter 250 [Avalokitesvara also eats people? 】
"Fuck!"
"The dog's eyes are blind!"
"The purpose of Tang Seng's tenth reincarnation is to let the Western Buddhas eat his flesh, so as to prolong his life? This is too incredible."
"Mr. Han Shuo, you are trying to scare people's guts out!"
"I thought that Mr. Han Shuo would call Tang Seng a little boy or something, but I never expected that Tang Seng would become a completely tragic character in the mouth of Mr. Han Shuo! What's more, Nima is not ordinary. A common tragedy!"
If the netizens still half-believe Han Shuo's previous remarks about Honghaier and Bodhi Patriarch, then they will definitely not believe the current remarks about Tang Seng, because it is too nonsense!
After reacting, those experts immediately reprimanded.
Chen Junjun, an expert on famous works: "It's just nonsense!"
"Journey to the West" research expert Liu Jianbao: "Journey to the West is absolutely impossible to be so dark, you are misleading everyone!"
The young writer Guo Ming was also very stern, and issued a meager statement: "Han Shuo, why did you come to such a bullshit conclusion? Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. The purpose of his tenth reincarnation is to atone for sins and practice, okay? It’s not the one who made people eat his meat as you said! There is no such evidence in "Journey to the West" to prove your nonsense! You are just talking nonsense without any basis!"
Han Shuo smiled and said, "Who said there is no evidence in "Journey to the West"? I am also making a reasonable inference strictly according to the content of Journey to the West."
Seeing Han Shuo publish such a meager article, Guo Ming's lungs almost exploded with anger. Fuck your uncle's reasonable inferences, you can make thousands of inferences, and you won't twist the direction of the reasoning so outrageously!You are spreading rumors, you know?
Han Shuo had a calm expression on his face, he didn't care how Guo Ming slandered him in his heart, and said: "I have said it before, since you are so unreasonable, then I will roughly repeat it again. All the remarks are based on "Journey to the West", if you want to oppose me, please show the evidence in the book, otherwise I will not accept it!"
Then, he asked one question after another.
"Since you asked me, I'm going to ask you the other way around. How do you explain that the Western Buddhas lived for such a long time without ginseng fruit and flat peaches? Why did Jin Chanzi reincarnate so many times? , and obviously lived for a very short time, but everyone calls him a "good man" who practiced in ten generations? Why does every goblin say that eating "a piece of meat" from Tang Monk can live forever, instead of saying that eating two pieces or More pieces? And how do they know Tang Monk meat can make them immortal?"
Guo Ming was stunned to see Han Shuo's question after question on the screen!
Fuck your sister!
How could I know this, you are clearly making things difficult for me!
Not to mention explaining all the problems, Han Shuo couldn't even explain one problem. The only thing he can do now is just sit in front of the computer and stare dumbfounded!
In front of the computer, Han Shuo snorted coldly, typed a text and sent it through Weibo: "Since you can't explain it, then I will explain it for you."
"Actually, the answers to these questions have been explained by Dapeng Jing (that is, Tathagata's uncle, one of the people who know the inside story best). He once described Jin Chanzi's tenth life practice, and he did not let out any energy.
So, it is impossible for anyone to have all the four elements empty without releasing any yang, right?Even if you don’t find a wife, you will always have wet dreams, right?Jin Chanzi has such strong concentration in ten lifetimes?Don’t let out any vitality?
In my opinion, the truth is that Jin Chanzi only lives to be twelve or thirteen years old in each life, and he has not reached the time of wet dreams!
Only in this way can you explain why all the Buddhist gods have survived, and only in this way can you explain why Jin Chanzi has been reincarnated so many times, and even though he lived for a short time, everyone calls him a "good man" who practiced in ten lifetimes , can you explain why every goblin says that eating "a piece of Tang Monk's meat" will make you immortal!Because no one has ever eaten two pieces of meat or more! "
Netizens were stunned by what Han Shuo said!
Your sister, can you explain all this shit?
Hey, how awesome are you?
Guo Ming was also so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry with you.We are talking about the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, who is Tang Seng. Why the hell did you get involved with Dapeng?
Han Shuo knew that this evidence alone was not enough to convince these pedantic and stubborn people, so he sent out his complete explanation step by step. First of all, what he wanted to solve was the secret of longevity!
"Why should I infer that all Western Buddhas relied on Tang Monk's meat to prolong their lives? Because later longevity stars' secret recipe for longevity was "eating people", or to be precise, eating dolls, or the main ingredient of the secret recipe for longevity is dolls . Because the birthday girl eats dolls, and has told Guanyin Bodhisattva how to eat dolls, so Guanyin Bodhisattva also eats dolls. There are two stories about doll eating in Journey to the West. One is about Guanyin Bodhisattva’s pet goldfish spirit. , once the old birthday star's mount white deer
Refined.
The goldfish essence of Guanyin Bodhisattva forcibly extorted dolls from the villagers in Chenjiazhuang, Tongtianhe, and asked two children, as well as pigs, sheep and animals to sacrifice to him at a time.He kept the local weather in good order, and if he didn't offer sacrifices, he would come to bring disasters.
This goldfish spirit calls himself "King of Inspiration", which means that he is doing things for Guanyin Bodhisattva. "Inspiration" is the abbreviation of Guanyin Bodhisattva.Every time the goldfish spirit comes, there is a burst of "fragrant wind", not the "fishy wind" of ordinary monsters!
Zhu Bajie thought he was using the name of Inspiration Guanyin, but unexpectedly, this was actually true! The demon said: "You monk, you have no reason! You should be an impostor if you become a gold scale."
The goldfish spirit does not think that it is wrong to eat people, but thinks that it is Zhu Bajie who is wrong. By doing this, Zhu Bajie has committed a crime! He has committed the crime of impostor! Whose crime has he committed? Of course it is Guanyin Bodhisattva.It seems that this goldfish spirit is planning to complain to Guanyin Bodhisattva about Zhu Bajie. "
Everyone fell silent after seeing this!
Those experts were also unusually silent. To be precise, they were stunned by Han Shuo's remarks!
There is no most outrageous, only more outrageous. With Han Shuo, they completely understand this sentence!
The living bodhisattva who saves the suffering can turn into a villain who eats dolls in his mouth!And he not only eats it himself, but also encourages his goldfish essence to eat it!
Fuck!Are you talking about Guanyin Bodhisattva?It's clearly a man-eating goblin!
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck!"
"The dog's eyes are blind!"
"The purpose of Tang Seng's tenth reincarnation is to let the Western Buddhas eat his flesh, so as to prolong his life? This is too incredible."
"Mr. Han Shuo, you are trying to scare people's guts out!"
"I thought that Mr. Han Shuo would call Tang Seng a little boy or something, but I never expected that Tang Seng would become a completely tragic character in the mouth of Mr. Han Shuo! What's more, Nima is not ordinary. A common tragedy!"
If the netizens still half-believe Han Shuo's previous remarks about Honghaier and Bodhi Patriarch, then they will definitely not believe the current remarks about Tang Seng, because it is too nonsense!
After reacting, those experts immediately reprimanded.
Chen Junjun, an expert on famous works: "It's just nonsense!"
"Journey to the West" research expert Liu Jianbao: "Journey to the West is absolutely impossible to be so dark, you are misleading everyone!"
The young writer Guo Ming was also very stern, and issued a meager statement: "Han Shuo, why did you come to such a bullshit conclusion? Tang Seng is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi. The purpose of his tenth reincarnation is to atone for sins and practice, okay? It’s not the one who made people eat his meat as you said! There is no such evidence in "Journey to the West" to prove your nonsense! You are just talking nonsense without any basis!"
Han Shuo smiled and said, "Who said there is no evidence in "Journey to the West"? I am also making a reasonable inference strictly according to the content of Journey to the West."
Seeing Han Shuo publish such a meager article, Guo Ming's lungs almost exploded with anger. Fuck your uncle's reasonable inferences, you can make thousands of inferences, and you won't twist the direction of the reasoning so outrageously!You are spreading rumors, you know?
Han Shuo had a calm expression on his face, he didn't care how Guo Ming slandered him in his heart, and said: "I have said it before, since you are so unreasonable, then I will roughly repeat it again. All the remarks are based on "Journey to the West", if you want to oppose me, please show the evidence in the book, otherwise I will not accept it!"
Then, he asked one question after another.
"Since you asked me, I'm going to ask you the other way around. How do you explain that the Western Buddhas lived for such a long time without ginseng fruit and flat peaches? Why did Jin Chanzi reincarnate so many times? , and obviously lived for a very short time, but everyone calls him a "good man" who practiced in ten generations? Why does every goblin say that eating "a piece of meat" from Tang Monk can live forever, instead of saying that eating two pieces or More pieces? And how do they know Tang Monk meat can make them immortal?"
Guo Ming was stunned to see Han Shuo's question after question on the screen!
Fuck your sister!
How could I know this, you are clearly making things difficult for me!
Not to mention explaining all the problems, Han Shuo couldn't even explain one problem. The only thing he can do now is just sit in front of the computer and stare dumbfounded!
In front of the computer, Han Shuo snorted coldly, typed a text and sent it through Weibo: "Since you can't explain it, then I will explain it for you."
"Actually, the answers to these questions have been explained by Dapeng Jing (that is, Tathagata's uncle, one of the people who know the inside story best). He once described Jin Chanzi's tenth life practice, and he did not let out any energy.
So, it is impossible for anyone to have all the four elements empty without releasing any yang, right?Even if you don’t find a wife, you will always have wet dreams, right?Jin Chanzi has such strong concentration in ten lifetimes?Don’t let out any vitality?
In my opinion, the truth is that Jin Chanzi only lives to be twelve or thirteen years old in each life, and he has not reached the time of wet dreams!
Only in this way can you explain why all the Buddhist gods have survived, and only in this way can you explain why Jin Chanzi has been reincarnated so many times, and even though he lived for a short time, everyone calls him a "good man" who practiced in ten lifetimes , can you explain why every goblin says that eating "a piece of Tang Monk's meat" will make you immortal!Because no one has ever eaten two pieces of meat or more! "
Netizens were stunned by what Han Shuo said!
Your sister, can you explain all this shit?
Hey, how awesome are you?
Guo Ming was also so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry with you.We are talking about the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, who is Tang Seng. Why the hell did you get involved with Dapeng?
Han Shuo knew that this evidence alone was not enough to convince these pedantic and stubborn people, so he sent out his complete explanation step by step. First of all, what he wanted to solve was the secret of longevity!
"Why should I infer that all Western Buddhas relied on Tang Monk's meat to prolong their lives? Because later longevity stars' secret recipe for longevity was "eating people", or to be precise, eating dolls, or the main ingredient of the secret recipe for longevity is dolls . Because the birthday girl eats dolls, and has told Guanyin Bodhisattva how to eat dolls, so Guanyin Bodhisattva also eats dolls. There are two stories about doll eating in Journey to the West. One is about Guanyin Bodhisattva’s pet goldfish spirit. , once the old birthday star's mount white deer
Refined.
The goldfish essence of Guanyin Bodhisattva forcibly extorted dolls from the villagers in Chenjiazhuang, Tongtianhe, and asked two children, as well as pigs, sheep and animals to sacrifice to him at a time.He kept the local weather in good order, and if he didn't offer sacrifices, he would come to bring disasters.
This goldfish spirit calls himself "King of Inspiration", which means that he is doing things for Guanyin Bodhisattva. "Inspiration" is the abbreviation of Guanyin Bodhisattva.Every time the goldfish spirit comes, there is a burst of "fragrant wind", not the "fishy wind" of ordinary monsters!
Zhu Bajie thought he was using the name of Inspiration Guanyin, but unexpectedly, this was actually true! The demon said: "You monk, you have no reason! You should be an impostor if you become a gold scale."
The goldfish spirit does not think that it is wrong to eat people, but thinks that it is Zhu Bajie who is wrong. By doing this, Zhu Bajie has committed a crime! He has committed the crime of impostor! Whose crime has he committed? Of course it is Guanyin Bodhisattva.It seems that this goldfish spirit is planning to complain to Guanyin Bodhisattva about Zhu Bajie. "
Everyone fell silent after seeing this!
Those experts were also unusually silent. To be precise, they were stunned by Han Shuo's remarks!
There is no most outrageous, only more outrageous. With Han Shuo, they completely understand this sentence!
The living bodhisattva who saves the suffering can turn into a villain who eats dolls in his mouth!And he not only eats it himself, but also encourages his goldfish essence to eat it!
Fuck!Are you talking about Guanyin Bodhisattva?It's clearly a man-eating goblin!
(End of this chapter)
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