Heterogeneous star

Chapter 234 [Wonderful couplets make millions of netizens kneel! 】

This first couplet attracted a lot of people who were eager to try it, and many people who were only interested in the couplet were only at the level of a layman watching the excitement. Later, after being reminded by other netizens, they were surprised to find that this couplet was not what they thought. I thought it was so simple, this is clearly the legendary Palindrome!

Is it so difficult?
What made them even more horrified was the next couplet!
And after seeing the next couplet, they realized how simple the couplet that Han Shuo wrote before was that the tap water from the sea came from under the sea!
The second couplet.

"The owner of a newly opened small shop asked Professor Han for a couplet: open a small shop on the main road and sell things from north to south.

Netizens please help out the next couplet. "

"To your sister!"

"Big and small, as well as east, west, north and south are all taken by you!"

"Professor Nima Han, Teacher Han Shuo, let me ask you not to put gold on your face like this!"

"I've gone crazy!"

"I want to quit, and never dare to challenge Han Shuo again! I am sure that I will be tricked by that bastard in the end!"

"We have to leave. If you face each other later, please don't forget us seniors who are fighting on the front line!"

"Heroes go all the way!"

Netizens were gearing up to match all the couplets published by Han Shuo, but now there are only two, and more than half of the millions of netizens have fallen, leaving only less than 10 people !

Next is the third couplet.

"The tree is too hard to find.

Please put out the second couplet, and ask for the antithesis to be neat and tidy, the meaning of the sentence is completely irrelevant! "

"Fuck! What kind of bullshit request is this!"

"The lower couplets are neatly matched, but you don't want to do anything with the upper couplets? This is the first time I've heard of such a couplet!"

"That's right, Han Shuo is not kidding, is he? How can he have nothing to do with the upper and lower couplets of the couplet? This is definitely playing everyone!"

"The ones above guessed wrong. In fact, this is also a kind of couplet. It's called ruthless couplet. What's important is that the upper and lower couplets are neatly opposed. However, the content of the upper and lower couplets is completely irrelevant!"

"Kneeling, the ruthless opponents are out, Han Shuo is determined to fight us to the end!"

"I was so scared that I quickly hugged Fat Ci upstairs!"

"Fuck your sister, fuck off gay!"

The fourth couplet that made millions of netizens even more desperate is here!

"Tune the piano, tune the new tune, tune it to make it wonderful."

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"what?"

"To your sister!"

"I can't even understand this couplet!"

"Isn't this tone a polyphonic word? Is it the tone of the tone, or the tone of the air conditioner? Or both? Fuck! Teacher Han Shuo, please say something, otherwise this is what the couplet said. I don’t understand anything, we’re still talking about couplets!”

"I took a sedative again and again, dammit, Mr. Han Shuo, you are so restless even when you write a couplet, and you force me to take a sedative, I have already credited you for this head!"

After posting these four couplets, Han Shuo tapped a paragraph of words on the keyboard with nimble fingers, which made countless netizens despair, and sent it through Weibo: "Okay, let's make these four simple couplets active first Atmosphere, if everyone gets it right, you can @我 when attaching all the answers, and I will give a gift to the lucky netizen!"

Netizens were immediately dumbfounded when they saw it!
"Is this shit still a simple pair?"

"I'm crying, we really don't understand Teacher Han Shuo's world!"

"I'm already desperate for couplets! It's too fucking difficult!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, you won. I won't dare to yell at you any more in the future!"

"I'm exhausted!"

"I'm heartbroken!"

"I'm heartbroken!"

"I have driven the crane west!"

Netizens who were full of confidence to suppress Han Shuo's arrogance before, after seeing these four couplets in a row, it was like eating two flies in their mouths one by one, and they couldn't even speak a complete sentence!

They understood how arrogant Han Shuo was, and he didn't take them seriously at all!But they still can't cure him, let him be free here!

And those old scholars who had been slapped in the face by Han Shuo before, also vomited blood at this time, and they understood how deep Han Shuo's morality is!

It's not too difficult to make a difficult couplet, but it is very difficult to come up with so many difficult couplets at once!
Moreover, these four couplets can't be simply matched. Rao, those who have a deep knowledge of couplets, can only stare blankly when they see so many couplets at first glance!

Netizens were also forced to die by Han Shuo's four couplets!
"Fuck!"

"The time is almost up, I haven't matched any of the couplets!"

"Pfft, I didn't get it right either. It's simply not something we laymen can do!"

"It's not just laymen, I'm afraid even those who have studied couplets deeply may not be able to match all four couplets at once!"

"Tieba has had many talents since ancient times. With millions of bar friends, where are your talents?"

"Yeah, what about talents? Hurry up!"

"Sharpen a knife for a thousand days, use a knife for a while! Isn't the emperor the most powerful? Go to war!"

"Going out for a fart, I was defeated by Teacher Han Shuo! This pair is really not right!"

"I figured it out, Mr. Han Shuo alone is worth a million soldiers! Our army of millions can't even match the couplets written by Mr. Han Shuo? This is too shocking!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, you are so awesome! You can break the sky!"

It's night.

Sun Xiaodie sat up from the bed. She had been leaning on the bed just now, carrying Han Shuo behind her back to log in to the meager account of Debon Manager Xin Zhao to participate in Han Shuo's couplet activity. Unfortunately, the first couplet was unfortunately rejected. , this kind of difficult couplet, for a layman like her, it doesn't match up at all!

She walked up to Han Shuo with a smile on her face, "Shuo, is it really okay for you to embarrass netizens so much?"

Han Shuo, who was enjoying himself with brushing, raised his head and said with a smile after hearing Sun Xiaodie's question, "What's so good about it? It's just for fun anyway. I don't have the real trump card yet." make it out."

Sun Xiaodie: "."

She really couldn't bear to see those couplets who were tortured by these four couplets that Han Shuo thought were just for fun, and the crazy expressions after knowing Han Shuo's thoughts!

Unbelievably, some netizens whose self-confidence has been severely hit will even commit suicide—hitting the wall with tofu, hanging themselves with noodles, and cutting their wrists with potato chips!

All in all, they look like they are looking for death and tiredness!
(End of this chapter)