Heterogeneous star

Chapter 23 [Another song! 】

Han Shuo took a bite of the bun and asked, "What is this party for?"

Sun Xiaodie replied: "I heard from him that he would eat something and then perform songs and piano on stage."

"Performing songs?" The corners of Han Shuo's mouth curled up. Singing is his specialty now, and he has so many classic songs from his previous life in his head.

Isn't this Yang Bian asking for trouble?How could there be such a fool in the world?Uh, no, it seems that he was wrongly blamed, Yang Bian didn't seem to know that he was good at singing.

"Why, do you want to sing? Then which song do you want to sing? "Business of Love"? "Uneasy"? "Rap Mask"?" Sun Xiaodie looked at him amusedly.

"Do you believe me when I say I play the piano?" Han Shuo said casually.

"You don't really know how to play the piano, right?" Sun Xiaodie said seriously. She was surprised that Han Shuo's singing skills suddenly became so good. Now that he said he could play the piano, she would no longer feel that Strange, because she's used to it.

"Just kidding, but I don't know which song to sing, but I must find a song that will make us look good." Han Shuo put the last bun in his mouth, and then chewed it regardless of his appearance.

After eating, Han Shuo and Sun Xiaodie reluctantly parted.

After returning home.

Han Shuo turned on the computer, and just after logging in to Weibo, a window was pushed out.

"The micro-movie "Love Liar" was officially broadcast, and it broke one million hits in less than 2 hours, breaking the record for the fastest one million hits on the Erha video website!"

"It's only been released for 2 hours, and the number of hits has exceeded one million. It's still the peak movie viewing period. If it's at night, it won't be more than 200 million in two hours? When I wake up tomorrow morning, the number of hits will exceed [-] million. That's it! This shit is too scary!" Han Shuo gasped. Compared with this micro-movie, his original achievements are not worth mentioning.

It seems that the road to becoming a big star has a long way to go!

Thinking of the road to a big star, he also thought of the heterogeneous system. If you want to become a big star, you must rely on its power.

He looked at the current honor value, 61235.

There is still a long way to go before the minimum amount of 10 in the lottery draw, so why not round it up to 10?The system is really stingy!

The system rang at this time: "Do you want to use the Ostrovsky algorithm to change the honor value?"

"Ostrovsky Algorithm, is this the written term for the rounding algorithm? It also has a foreign name, which seems quite reliable." Han Shuo thought about it, and then replied, "Okay, use this algorithm to change the honor Worth it."

"The Ostrovsky algorithm is in effect, and the honor value is about to become 0."

"Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. No, don't, don't, don't, don't! If you dare to use this bullshit algorithm, I will fight you hard!" Han Shuo was very happy at first, but when he heard the word 0, he instantly His expression changed, and he desperately used his consciousness to communicate with the system.

"The command is being canceled."

"The command was canceled successfully, the current honor value is 61235."

Since this way is blocked, where can he get nearly 4 honor points!

A penny beats a hero. This time, Han Shuo fully understood the meaning of this sentence.

Eh?No, can I release another controversial song?Wouldn't this be able to quickly get the honor value to 10?
I'm so smart, and with the help of Languang's editors, this song can be listed on the [Editor's Recommendation List], which will attract a large number of netizens to criticize this song.

Thinking of this, Han Shuo was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head helplessly. If there are people who wish someone would criticize him today, he is probably the only one in the family.

After expelling this kind of thought from his mind, he once again focused on thinking about what song to compose.

The controversial Geer?Controversial?

That is a song with poor singing skills and difficult for people to understand.

"Uneasy" is difficult to understand, but it requires good singing skills.

Damn, why is it so difficult to find a song that is poorly sung and incomprehensible?Depressed!Crazy!
He scratched his ears, he beat his chest and stamped his feet, but it was no use, but at this moment, he suddenly noticed that he had been sliding his shoes on the ground because of anxiety.

slide?shoe?ground?

friction?friction?
Suddenly thinking of this word, Han Shuo almost burst out laughing. Isn't this the lyrics in the brainwashing divine song "My Skate Shoes"?Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing on this slippery ground... One step, two steps, one step, two steps, one step at a time, like minions, like a devil's pace.

This song fully meets the two conditions set by Han Shuo. It is difficult to understand because of its poor singing skills!It's really easy to find nowhere to go after breaking through the iron shoes!

The lyrics of "My Skate Shoes" are very simple and easy to understand, without any fancy rhetoric, it just tells the psychological process of a little boy who finds his dream skate shoes and shows them off.This song is defined as "folk, punk, electronic, dance music" by the singer "Joseph Khan Pommelang", but in fact the melody is very simple, and the overall singing form adopts RAP, but the RAP is not standardized, and many words are The rhythm is not right, and the singer can't even speak Mandarin well, speaking with a strong local accent.

And it was just such a song, a song that wasn't even called a song, that became the hottest song at the end of the year!Become a new generation of brainwashing divine comedy!
This is nothing short of a miracle!

According to the experience of making "Love Trading" before, he quickly produced "My Skate Shoes".Because with singing skills as the foundation, a little deliberate imitation can imitate the charm of Pang Mailang.

After confirming that there was no major problem with the song, Han Shuo uploaded it through the background!
At the same time, he clicked on Penguin again, and sent a message to the editor of Languang: "Brother Lang? Are you there? I uploaded a new song "My Skateboard Shoes", I hope you can also hang it on [edit] Recommended list] on. The link is: XXXXX."

on the other side.

"Okay, I'll listen to it before making a decision." Lan Guang first replied to this message, and then clicked on the link of "My Skate Shoes".

Listening to Han Shuo's song always makes one feel frightened. Therefore, this time, Lan Guang was fully prepared and sat upright as if he was facing a big enemy.

Seeing his serious look, his colleagues jokingly said, "Brother Lang, what are you doing? This is about to cause an earthquake? How did you make such a move?"

"It's more terrible than an earthquake!" Lan Guang firmly grasped the edge of the table with both hands, and supported his legs one after the other to prevent himself from accidentally falling.

"Something I've forgotten, but I still remember, one night my mother asked me..."

"I'll go!" Hearing this non-human song, Lan Guang lost his balance and fell off the chair. He did all his calculations, but he still didn't realize that this song was so different!It was the first time he heard the song after listening to it for so many years!
(End of this chapter)