Heterogeneous star

Chapter 228 [Continue to curse and curse]

Han Shuo was so aggressive that he couldn't stop talking. A minute ago, Guo Ming was aggressive. He didn't pay attention to Han Shuo at all, and his fans were also very arrogant. They thought Guo Ming was aggressive. Ming was just careless, and had a kindergarten-level Shanglian, and was lucky enough to be matched by Han Shuo. However, they never expected that Han Shuo would match up again!
And the right ones are still so neat, not only are they all matched literally, but even the old bastard is scolded, this scolding is really cruel!

As soon as this couplet came out, there was a lot of applause on the Internet!

"Wonderful!"

"Amazing!"

"You call me a monkey, I call you an old bastard! See who is calling whom?"

"Laughing. Han Shuo's scolding is hard to guard against! Guo Ming, who thinks he is invincible in the world, has suffered a big loss!"

"There's a saying, yes, it's the saying that self-inflicted crimes can't live, this sentence is really the most suitable to describe this Guo Ming!"

"You can't live without doing your own crimes? Haha, this sentence is so true!"

"Then Guo Ming definitely vomited blood this time!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, this is the rhythm of slipping and flying!"

In front of the computer, Guo Ming saw that these were all sneering comments at himself, his face turned pale, and he typed the upper and lower couplets on the keyboard with anger, almost smashing the gold-plated keyboard.

"If a tree needs no bark, it will surely die!"

Guo Ming was thoroughly annoyed this time. He had been studying couplets for nearly ten years. How could he admit defeat to Han Shuo, who was similar in age to him, or even younger than him?
Therefore, he was so hot-headed that he couldn't care about anything else, just to make Han Shuo feel so scolded that he didn't dare to talk back, so he sent this unthought-out link to Weibo.

Netizens couldn't help but smile when they saw Guo Ming posting another Shanghai couplet.

"Ha ha."

"The swear words are becoming more and more obvious. The first time was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. If the first couplet was not analyzed by an expert, it would be impossible to see that it was a curse; when it came to the second couplet, it became two words. In the deep mountains of Yuanjianmu, underestimating how the monkeys are against each other. Compared with the first couplet, it is easier to see the hidden mystery in this first couplet, but when it comes to the third couplet, it is completely a curse couplet, without any brains at all. You can see that this is insulting.”

"Yeah. Jiang Lang is exhausted!"

"Think about those Guo Ming's fans who just used their skills to defend him, but the current situation is that even if they try their best, they can't beat our teacher Han Shuo, okay?"

"Guo Ming has become the biggest laughing stock, he deserves it!"

"Mr. Han Shuo, this couplet is simpler. Let's see if he dares to be so rampant in the future."

"That is, don't give the enemy a chance to fight back, if you want to fight, kill him with a stick!"

"Yes, we are determined not to leave any future troubles!"

In front of the computer, Han Shuo looked at his fans cheering for him. He was happy but also slightly cold. Damn, I’m so amazing. Could it be that Li Bai and Du Fu’s soul possessed him at this moment, or I took Viagra, and I beat this kid?Damn, I'm so talented!

To be honest, this guy named Guo Ming is really capable. If he hadn't been quick-witted, he might have been scolded by this guy so much that he dared not open his mouth!
However, this time the opponent's "No need for bark, you must die" is too childish, and he can match several times with just a fart. However, he still needs to brew a little bit, otherwise, this posture It's not powerful enough.

After narrowing his eyes and thinking for a while, he tapped on the keyboard slowly, and typed out the content of the second line.

"Without morals, anything is possible!"

As soon as Han Shuo's next couplet came out, everyone was moved!

"Damn, it's right again, it's amazing!"

"Shameless people, invincible in the world! It's so good to be right!"

"I took a sedative again and again and again and again and again, I rub it, Mr. Han Shuo, you are too fierce, it is worse than me who took so many sedatives Be fierce! I kneel down for you!"

"The spear is here, and the chrysanthemums are here. In the place where the chrysanthemums are ruined, Mr. Han Shuo, you have created miracles again and again and again!"

"I'll go, the two great gods upstairs are getting more and more like a husband and wife, and they all sent a series of words, shit, I want to post too, I'm going to eat a catty again and again and again and again !"

"I'm going, don't be so self-willed, okay? My big knife is going again and again and again and again, and I can't stand it anymore. Be careful that my big knife doesn't have eyes, and I will chop off all you funny people! "

Floating in the sheepfold: "Go to your sister, whoever posts again and again and again and again, I will report them!"

"Already reported upstairs!"

"Report upstairs again!"

"Report upstairs again!"

"Report upstairs again!"

"Reporting upstairs again and again!"

The sheepfold drifts: "."

The current situation is that many people are shocked by Han Shuo's second line. A shameless person is invincible. This is a classic!

The tree is to the human, the skin is to the face, it’s really amazing!

And the latter is obviously swearing, and the swearing is even more vicious. You can tell at a glance whether the two are capable of swearing!
The second line of Han Shuo's "shameless, invincible" is actually simple!
I flatter you!

I compliment you!

I admit that you are invincible in antithetical couplets!

Is it okay if I take advantage of the heat and I am not your enemy at all?
Can't I admit defeat?

Three in a row is not enough, finally completely vented the little depression accumulated in Han Shuo's heart, damn it, aren't you a little best-selling author?I don't know?Do you know who I am?I am Dongfang Bubai, the Dongfang Bubai who has been on the list of best-selling authors until you dare not stand up!

It's just that I don't want to expose this identity so early now, otherwise you would have bowed to me long ago!

Nowadays, you dare to pretend to be aggressive in front of me, right? I am even better at pretending than you!
He typed the next paragraph through Weibo:

"Brother Guo Ming, how cool is it to go out to the Shanglian? Now, Feng Shui takes turns, so it's time for me to go back to the Shanglian!"

He has already made up his mind this time, to bring out the Qiangu Absolute in his world, to make this guy named Guo Ming speechless, to have nothing to say, and to let the other party fully understand what he thinks he is worth. How naive and ridiculous when the ability of antithetical couplets is in front of me!
As soon as Han Shuo's couplet came out, Guo Ming narrowed his eyes!

Well, Feng Shui turns, this time I should find my way back!

(End of this chapter)