Heterogeneous star

Chapter 219 [Han Shuo fooled everyone! 】

Rumble!
The sound of a large group falling to the ground sounded!
Netizens originally thought that Han Shuo had shown such a great ability in antithetical couplets just now, and that he would definitely come up with a very difficult antithetical couplet this time!But they never imagined that Han Shuo would come up with such a pediatric couplet!
Your uncle, it's so simple, you still need the chairman of the couplet association, right?You are insulting others!

In front of the computer, Li You looked at Han Shuo's so-called Shanglian on Weibo, with a gloomy face. It was clear that he looked down on him. If he matched him right away, he would be in the right place. Set?
And when there was no movement on Li You's Weibo, interested netizens couldn't bear the loneliness, and offered their own couplets one after another.

"Hehe. Such a simple pair, let me have one first - melon seeds, peanut twists, it's useless to get angry after eating. Throwing bricks to attract jade, you continue."

"Okay, I've given you all the three-piece suits that are necessary for people's daily chatter, then I'll make something new—beer skewered lobster, so drunk! How about this?"

"Okay, yes, I said that I have a deep understanding of the couplets upstairs."

"Seeing that your enthusiasm for couplets is so high, then I will have one too. If you dare to go back to the door and kick away! Let me make another horizontal criticism-I will let you bet! Haha"

"He punched and kicked and opened his mouth, ouch, how cruel you are! It makes one's scalp tingle just looking at it!"

"It is estimated that the netizens of this second line must have been tortured by so many tortures, so that they are so heartbroken. For any second line, they can list all these tortures one by one!"

"Hey, I also thought of a second line - sesame seed cakes, steamed buns, steamed buns, and I just pulled it out after eating half of it. How is it right and neat?"

"Your sister, do you know that I am eating steamed buns! I was eating steamed buns with my old godmother, but you ended up with such a second line! Oh, hello, how much do you want me to continue eating? Get down!"

"Pull it as soon as you eat half of it, can you get such a dirty couplet right?"

"Piss off laughing!"

"It's so funny. Teacher Han Shuo's funny first couplet has led to so many funny second couplets! There's really no limit to how funny this is!"

In addition to these couplets, there are many other couplets. As for the content of the couplets, I will not list them one by one.

These images have almost listed all aspects of things that can be thought of in daily life!

When netizens criticized the couplet, Han Shuo counterattacked: "Huh? So many netizens are criticizing me? Chairman Li You, can't you be sorry?"

A disdainful smile appeared on Li You's lips, and he typed out a few words on the keyboard and posted them on Weibo, taking them as a counterattack against Han Shuo: "You're kidding, can I understand this kind of couplet?" I just feel that I am the chairman of the couplet association, and this kind of couplet is humiliating my identity!"

Han Shuo replied immediately: "Hehe, there is no distinction between high and low in the couplets. The purpose of the couplets is to create excitement. If you have to compare the heights, it will fall into the cliché. Well, since you don't want to treat me as a pair, then I will It can't let it have no second line, here, I will match the last line."

Self-to-self couplet?

Which one is this playing?

However, in view of the funny first couplet, netizens take it for granted that Han Shuo's second couplet is also quite funny. Otherwise, it would be inconsistent in meaning. Since the meaning is inconsistent, it would still be called it. Second line?

For couplets, not only pay attention to various skills, but most importantly, pay attention to the implication. Some couplets are correct even if they are neat, but they do not improve on the point of meaning, then they cannot be called excellent couplets!

Therefore, it is very important that the upper and lower couplets have the same or similar meanings!

As for Han Shuo's upcoming funny couplet, netizens made bold assumptions and carefully verified it!
"I think it's funny to draw that couplet right after eating halfway through it. Teacher Han Shuo, would you like to refer to it and come up with a pair that has a similar meaning?"

"That's right. If you don't like the word pull as indecent, you can change it to spit or something. Wouldn't that be much better?"

"Fuck! You guys upstairs, shut up and stop embarrassing yourself here. How can Teacher Han Shuo be so bottomless?"

"Those people upstairs are kindly reminding Mr. Han Shuo. After all, his upper couplet is so funny. If he doesn't agree with the last more funny second couplet, wouldn't the meaning be inconsistent?"

"Um, okay, let's see how Teacher Han Shuo's even more funny second line is used."

In front of the computer, the disdain on the corner of Li You's mouth has turned into a smirk, Han Shuo, Han Shuo, this is you shooting yourself in the foot, I didn't force you to do this!

If you can't come up with a more funny second line, you'll be an out-and-out funny person!
And the next line is funny, then you are even more funny!
Anyway, no matter what, you are a funny guy, there is no doubt about it!
And just when Li You was triumphant in front of the computer, the meager post that Han Shuo posted next instantly froze the smile on his face!
The content of this meager article is as follows:

"My next couplet is—an ancient road with a thin horse in the west wind, and a heartbroken man at the end of the world. Another horizontal criticism, it's miserable!"

Except for Li You, who was stunned, the netizens were also stunned!
They have been waiting for Han Shuo's funny comparison, but Mr. Han Shuo didn't rely on the meaning of the second couplet to be funny, but to rely on the word "miserable" in the horizontal criticism!
When they thought about this couplet carefully, the more they felt how outrageous it was that they thought it was a funny couplet before!

People are not funny at all, this is just one word - miserable!
You think, mahjong poker golden flower, lose everything, lose all the money, can this not be miserable?

However, looking at this second couplet again, the power of the word "miserable" has been brought into full play to the extreme!

"Ancient road" is desolate and lonely, "Western wind" is bleak and desolate, and "skinny horse" is tired and weak. The word "skinny horse" here should also include people riding on horseback. The same picture formed in my mind!

Desolate, lonely, indifferent autumn landscape!

However, the netizens were not the most shocked, the most shocked was Li You!
He was still stunned just now, but now he almost fainted!
I'm going to your sister!This pair is so artistic!Do you dare to stop being so awesome?

Fortunately, I was wrong before, otherwise I would be rubbish compared to you!

(End of this chapter)