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Chapter 93 Fighting the Landlords (Second Update)
"Squeak!"

Wu Haoli ignored Brother Flathead's protest. Instead, he laughed at the old guy who was lying on the ground and seemed unconscious:

"Master, are you tired of pretending to be dizzy? Do you want me to beat your back or something?"

What?
This old guy is actually pretending?

When Han Yuyao and Brother Pingtou heard this, they immediately looked forward with alert expressions on their faces.

I stared at him for ten seconds, emmmmm, but the old guy remained motionless.

"Wu, Wu Hao, did you read it wrong? He might really have fainted."

"Hey, don't talk nonsense if you don't know. If you talk nonsense again, I will take off your clothes!"

Han Yuyao was kind enough to express her opinion, but when she heard Wu Hao's answer, her legs went limp in fright.

"No, stop talking, stop talking!"

Immediately, Wu Hao turned to look at the old man again: "Maybe, probably, maybe, he really fainted~"

Han Yuyao: "..."

Can you be more unprincipled?

But Wu Hao changed the subject: "If that's the case, then let's~"

What?

Go up and fuck him?

Okay, okay, I've wanted to avenge Xiaopingtou a long time ago!
Old bastard, I have such a big fist, just ask you if you are afraid?
Brother Han Yuyao and Hepingtou want to rush forward immediately!
But at this moment, the second half of Wu Hao's words finally sounded: "Let's play Landlord Fighting for a while~"

What?
Han Yuyao and Brother Pingtou fell to the ground again in an instant!
Are you... are you kidding me?

When she turned her head and looked, well, Wu Hao's serious expression was not a joke!
Taking advantage of this old guy fainting, shouldn't we take revenge on him now?
Wu Hao, Wu Hao, have you forgotten how this old guy dealt with us before?

Also, Fight the Landlord?What the hell! ! !

What the hell are you thinking about every day?

Facing Han Yuyao's resentful gaze, Wu Hao didn't do anything extra, just coughed lightly, and glanced at her angrily: "Are you playing or not?"

"Play~"

How dare she say no to play?

Although she answered like this, there is still a question that she must ask clearly!
Immediately, she drew a card from Wu Hao's hand, and when she held it in front of Brother Pingtou, she asked it and said:

"Ahem, do you know what this is?"

Under her gaze, Brother Pingtou stretched out his claws to take the cards, put them in his mouth and began to chew them.

Chewed up. . .

This is so,,,
I want to take Brother Pingtou as a poker friend, is it possible?
Han Yuyao helplessly spread her hands towards Wu Hao.Did you see it too?It's simply impossible!

But Wu Hao only glanced at her: "Who said we have to play with this little thing? Let's play~"

"..."

Han Yuyao is going crazy!
How much do you like Fighting the Landlords!

Do you know what the occasion is now?

Wu Hao still ignored her, put the poker in his hand on the ground, and held the Pingtou brother tightly with one hand, preventing him from running to the old man.

"Let's get started~"

"Go, let's get started."

"enough!"

Seeing that these two people really wanted to fight against the landlord at the slightest disagreement, suddenly, the old man who had been lying on the ground stood up unexpectedly!

"Wake up, are you awake?"

Han Yuyao never thought about it!
When he saw that he really stood up from the ground, he quickly hid behind Wu Hao.

The old man looked straight at Wu Hao, his steel teeth were about to be crushed!

"Boy, why are you playing like this?"

But looking at him and looking him up and down, Wu Hao laughed angrily:

"Hey, uncle, why don't you pretend? You see, in order to cooperate with you, I even prepared props~"

As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed at the poker for fear that the old man would not believe it.

Hearing this, Han Yuyao finally understood, it turned out that the previous Wu Hao was not talking nonsense, this bastard had been pretending to be dizzy all this time!

In fact, the old man is also very desperate, right?
It was planned well at first, just to surprise Wu Hao with a sneak attack, but Wu Hao just won't step forward!

Not only did he not go forward, but he chose a safe distance, and even fought against the landlord!
I have to say, this turtle with a shrinking head is so aggrieved as a thief! ! !
Wu Hao didn't step forward, but he didn't dare to step forward either!

Because even now, he still hasn't figured out how Wu Hao's cucumber knocked him out!
Instead, he could only stand there, watching Wu Hao with all his attention, for fear that Wu Hao would suddenly throw another cucumber!
That's right, he was so overwhelmed that he had a psychological shadow!
Looking at the old man who dared not take a step forward, Wu Hao smiled again: "Master, why are you standing so far away? Come on, why don't you join hands, let's fight the landlord for a few rounds~"

"..."

this,,,

How would you respond to the uncle who wanted to kill you so much but didn't dare to do it?
After Wu Hao's "gracious invitation", the old man's face was already flushed, and then he choked out a sentence: "Cough, no, no need."

Seeing the uncle's refusal, Wu Hao also stood up: "Okay, let's talk about business~"

As he said that, he raised his feet and walked towards the uncle, very relaxed and casual, okay?
And the more relaxed he is, the greater the pressure on the old man!

When he saw that Wu Hao was only two or three feet away from him, he finally couldn't help it, and stopped Wu Hao with a roar.

"stop!"

And Wu Hao also stood still decisively, and the playful look on his face slowly disappeared.

"Tell me, who are you?"

"Hey, don't you know?"

Upon hearing his answer, Wu Hao immediately cursed secretly. This old bastard is really a thief for giving such an ambiguous statement.

Now that things have happened, it seems that the only way to get him to tell the truth is to catch him first, and then extort a confession with words and deeds!

Wu Hao also knew that for a person like this, ordinary methods of extorting a confession would not work at all, but who is he, the best and peerless No. [-] showman!
Still can't deal with this old bastard?
If that's the case, then you really don't have to mess around~
"Hey, if that's the case, let's do it~"

After speaking, Wu Hao regained his posture.

Seeing this, Han Yuyao was also a little stunned.

This,,, I have never seen Wu Hao so straightforward!
Could it be that Wu Hao is coming for real?

Damn, what are you waiting for?

Fuck him!
He must be killed!

Like her, Brother Flathead's heart suddenly surged with emotion.

"Squeak!"

While screaming, he kept waving his fists.

But at this moment, Wu Hao turned his head and glanced at it impatiently: "Cough, how did you usually teach you?"

Brother Pingtou was waving his hands vigorously, but when Wu Hao said this, he was stunned again.

"Be polite to people, and learn to respect the old~"

(End of this chapter)