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Chapter 89 Big name Pingtou brother, he doesn't talk too much ruthless (second update)
As expected of Wu Hao, in a critical moment, he never panicked or flustered, and this calm demeanor alone was enough to make Han Yuyao dazzled.

Is there any girl who doesn't want a man who can step forward and protect herself tightly behind her in a crisis?
What's more, Wu Hao is still so hot and handsome~
Holding the gun in one hand, standing straight, and not forgetting to turn around and smile broadly at Han Yuyao, Wu Hao finally pulled the trigger~
handsome!

It made Han Yuyao forget all about Wu Hao's "crime" for a moment. She held her little hands in front of her chest and looked at Wu Hao with a look of nymphomaniac.

click~
And at the same time as the gunshot, a bullet shot out from the dark barrel~
Oh no, that was just a picture imagined by Han Yuyao who was so affected by the scene at this time.

The actual situation is that at the same time as the gunshot, the dark pistol lit up!
Yes, Han Yuyao read it right, the pistol in Wu Hao's hand was indeed lit up like a fluorescent light that was switched on!

It almost blinded Han Yuyao's wide eyes!
Immediately, under her confused gaze, Wu Hao handed the pistol, oh no, the pistol-shaped light bulb into her hand: "Help me shine~"

This is so,,,
What about the weapon that Niu X coaxed?

Looking at the light bulb handed over by Wu Hao, and then looking at the snakes at the entrance of the cave through the light, Han Yuyao was in despair!
At this moment, she really wanted to throw the lamp in her hand on the ground and shout to the snakes: "I surrender!"

This is so,,,
With a big eye, you can tell that these are all poisonous snakes!
That snake letter that keeps swallowing, that snake that bends into an "S" shape and keeps moving forward!
But just when she was speechless, Wu Hao stretched his hand into his pocket again, and at the same time straightened his face, muttering something:

"It has been hidden for more than 20 years, but today, is it still necessary to reveal the real body?"

Shit, what is Wu Hao doing?
real body?What the hell?

Are you not human?
Well, if you're not human, you must be a vixen!

After all, apart from foxes, Han Yuyao really can't think of any species in this world that is so flamboyant!

Looking straight at Wu Hao's side face, when a ray of light hits it, that side face with a resolute and serious look is even more handsome than ever.

But it's this time, and it's about to be over, what's the use of being handsome!
When Han Yuyao was madly complaining to Wu Hao, Wu Hao started to sneer.

Then he opened his mouth and shouted:

"Tiga~!"

wipe!
When she heard Wu Hao's voice, Han Yuyao was so frightened that she almost threw the lamp in her hand!

Di,,, Di Jia?

Is this,,, the real body you mentioned?
Before Han Yuyao could figure it out, Wu Hao had already pulled out the transforming device from his hand and lifted it up!

Han Yuyao hastily looked again, only to see that what Wu Hao held up in his hand was nothing but a cucumber. . .

cucumber. . .

This scene completely shocked Han Yuyao's jaw!

cucumber?Transformer?

This is so,,,
At this moment, Han Yuyao wished that what she was holding was not a light bulb, but a real gun!

In this case, she can commit suicide!

suicide! ! !

Looking at Wu Hao again, his face was still so serious and solemn.

Immediately, the moment a coquettish smile appeared on his face, Wu Hao decided to press down on the biggest bump on the bumpy cucumber.

This picture is so beautiful that Han Yuyao dare not look at it. . .

I'm afraid that I will really blind myself. . .

crunch~
crunch~
At this moment, in the silence, two chewing sounds suddenly sounded outside the cave.At the same time, for some unknown reason, the group of snakes that had been eyeing Wu Hao and Han Yuyao suddenly collapsed in an instant!
"what?"

Looking at this strange scene, Wu Hao couldn't help but stop and transform.

Immediately, at the same time as there was a rustling sound, a black figure slowly walked over.

When it reached the entrance of the cave, Wu Hao and Han Yuyao took a closer look with the help of the light, and found that the person who came was the flat-headed brother who had been missing for a few days!
"hero!"

Looking at the flat-headed brother who blinked at them and kept feeding a piece of fresh snake body into his mouth, Han Yuyao cried resolutely.

Hearing her voice, Wu Hao turned his head and smiled at her: "Hey, Yaoyao, my identity, keep a low profile~"

"..."

Han Yuyao didn't want to talk to him either, she threw a "who the hell said you, I'm talking about Brother Pingtou!", and ran to Brother Pingtou in a desperate manner.

But what I didn't expect was that the always proud Pingtou brother didn't resist Han Yuyao who was so courteous to him.

Instead, treat her like a good friend, emmmmm, and pass the snake meat in front of her eyes~
this,,,,

Han Yuyao froze for a moment, then realized, brother Pingtou is sharing food with her?

But then quickly waved his hands: "No, no, no, I won't eat, let's eat~"

Cough, I can't enjoy this crunchy chicken flavor by myself!
Seeing that Han Yuyao refused to eat, Brother Pingtou didn't show any courtesy. He decisively took it back again and devoured it in two or three mouthfuls.

Wow, so awesome?
Although it was already late at night, Han Yuyao couldn't bear it anymore, she took out her phone and started the live broadcast.

"Wow~ This,, isn't this Brother Pingtou?"

"Fuck! Yaoyao, where did you get this divine beast!"

"Cheating! You can get this thing!"

"..."

There were many night owls in the live broadcast room. The moment Han Yuyao pointed the camera at Brother Pingtou, the live broadcast room exploded!
"Thank you for your compliments, this is my good friend~"

Seeing that everyone was so excited, Han Yuyao also became excited. While explaining to the audience in the live broadcast room, she handed the phone to Brother Pingtou: "Come on, say hello to everyone~"

Seeing Han Yuyao's behavior, Wu Hao immediately rolled his eyes:
"Tch, brother's little brother knows best, if it can help you——I'll wipe it!"

But before he could finish speaking, the flat-headed brother who had always been aloof actually raised one of his paws and swung at the phone twice.

This is so,,,
Some slaps! ! !
Wu Hao instantly felt that he was losing face!

"Huh, you are a guy who eats inside and out!"

But for his scolding, Brother Pingtou seemed like a two-faced man, and ignored him, or to be more precise, well, Brother Pingtou just ignored him!
ignored. . .

wipe!
Now Wu Hao felt like crying!
Immediately, in front of the camera of the mobile phone, Pingtou brother grabbed casually with his paws, and a trembling five-step snake that was hiding in the mountain, seeing that it couldn't escape in time, was directly pulled out by its tail.

"Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Go wrong!"

"Brother Pingtou: Are you moved? Snake: Don't dare to move! Don't dare to move!"

"Congratulations to Brother Pingtou for having a spicy strip~"

"..."

What the netizens in the live broadcast room never expected was that Han Yuyao actually broadcast the scene that can only be seen on the Internet today!
The first hand that just came out! ! !

So a wave of gifts was swiped in an instant~
(End of this chapter)