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Chapter 149 Madman [1 more]

"Ah, Boss, I was wrong. Let me tell you the truth, Yao Niang is very busy now, so the one who passed by was a lunatic..." Jack was frightened by Beron's words, changed his words in a hurry, and then said shamelessly: "Boss Do you feel better now?"

"...I really feel much better." The corners of Bei Long's mouth twitched twice. Although the lunatic is also scary, at least the lunatic listens to his words. Yao Niang is just the opposite. It is a rouge horse that even she can't handle well. Tiger...

"It's okay..." Jack patted his heart. If he said that a lunatic had gone there from the beginning, he would definitely have to be scolded.

"Where is the lunatic now?" Bei Long asked, although it is better for the lunatic to come than Yaoniang, but don't expect too much, because the nickname "Madman" can be said to be worthy of the name, if the lunatic goes crazy, he will be afraid of!

"I'll definitely arrive today before tomorrow, Boss, take care!" Jack gloated a bit. The strongest in the Fire and Phoenix Dynasty is undoubtedly Bei Long, but if he is said to be the scariest, he has to be called a lunatic. , Even his own people don't want to get along with him.

"...What did you mean that Yao Niang is busy now?" Bei Long suddenly changed the topic.

"Ah, Yao Niang is experimenting with a new drug in closed doors. It is said that if it succeeds, it will make people hiccup and fart non-stop after smelling it until they collapse. It’s bragging, how can there be such a strange medicine in this world? Even the mysterious Chinese medicine is not good, hahaha..." Jack is from the United States. Although he knows that Yaoniang is amazing, he still has doubts about Chinese medicine.

After all, even Chinese people don't believe in traditional Chinese medicine, let alone foreigners?
"It's easy to know if it's bragging," Bei Long said with a smile, "When Yao Niang's experiment is successful, I'll let you do the first human experiment!"

"I bought teardrop quack—don't, boss—" Jack was so frightened that he howled ghostly.

"Apart from Yao Niang and the lunatic, who else knows?" Veron took the opportunity to ask, and Jack subconsciously replied: "And Optimus Prime... No, no, no, no, just these few..."

"Jack, you're a big speaker! I knew you guys were unreliable for intelligence!" Veron was so angry that his face turned green——Jack, Medicine Girl, Crazy, Optimus Prime, there are already four known ones, and the unknown ones There are many?

Everyone on Earth must know this, right?
"Boss, don't worry, most of the brothers have calmly continued their vacation after knowing your news, except for the lunatic, oh, and Yao Niang, I promise no other brothers will go there, otherwise let me give The drug girl is testing the medicine!" Jack quickly pointed to Connie Carter's white body on the screen in front of him and swore.

"Hehe." Bei Long hung up the phone. Who doesn't know that the most unlimited person in the entire Fire Phoenix Dynasty is Jack?

But to be fair, although Jack is obscene, shameless, lecherous, lazy, funny, talkative, big-mouthed, unlimited, sloppy, and sneaky...

Even the countless shortcomings can't change the fact that he is currently the most powerful hacker on the planet, bar none.

If it wasn't for Beron to find him, even if he could find him through the Internet, he wouldn't bother to move his fingers. In his opinion, he might as well masturbate if he has the time.

No matter what, it was a lunatic who came, so it was much easier to deal with than Yaoniang.Bei Long looked for a noodle shop with a cigarette in his mouth and ate a bowl of miscellaneous noodles, then went to fill up the car, went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, and returned home like a family cook.

It is a beautiful evening, the setting sun puts a circle of gold on the clouds, next to the cockscomb flowers swaying in the wind downstairs of Unit [-], Building [-], Dexin Community, a gentlemanly man in a shirt and tie is squatting in a flower bed At the side, I was engrossed in staring at the army of ants besieging a half-dead cabbage caterpillar...

Although the cabbage worm is big, it can't stand the crowd of ants. Seeing that it has no power to parry, the gentle man gave a "tsk" and stretched out his fingers to crush half of the ants, so the cabbage worm and the ants returned to the ground. Evenly matched battle situation.

"This is called fairness!" The gentle man pointed at the ants and then at the cabbage worms, very serious.

"Crazy, when did you arrive?" The corner of Bei Long's mouth twitched subtly. This brother is getting more and more crazy. Before, he only cared about unfair things between people, but now he doesn't even let insects go. Yet……

The lunatic raised his head, and grinned, revealing a mouthful of white and neat teeth, as if a "ding" was shining in the setting sun: "Boss, I just arrived!"

As he said that, the lunatic clapped his hands and stood up, crushing all the cabbage worms and ants fighting on the ground to death with a few kicks, and then he came to pick up the things in Beilong's hands with confidence: "Boss bought so many delicious things, Looks like I'm lucky tonight."

The corners of Bei Long's eyes twitched twice, pointing at the cabbage worms and ants that were all crushed to death: "What is this for?"

"I'm afraid they won't be fair after I'm gone," the lunatic smiled brightly: "It's fair now."

"...Wait a minute, give this back to me!" Bei Long hurriedly snatched back the large and small bags that the lunatic had snatched away, so as to ensure that the things they carried were roughly equal in weight.

"Leave everything to me, boss!" The lunatic snatched it back seriously: "Boss, you have already mentioned it so far, of course I have to mention it later, otherwise it would be unfair!"

Hearing what he said, Veron hurriedly returned the things to him: "Is it fair now?"

"It's fair!" the lunatic said contentedly, carrying his things and followed Beiron upstairs.

Bei Long hesitated, but decided to give the lunatic a few words: "Madman, when you get home later, don't keep pursuing fairness with your sister-in-law, otherwise if I am punished to kneel down and make noodles, I will throw you to my mother-in-law to try." medicine!"

"Don't worry, boss, I promise that as long as I don't see it..." The lunatic had no choice but to change his words under the pressure of Beiron's cannibalistic eyes: "I promise that even if I saw it, I would treat it as if I didn't see it!"

Seeing that Bei Long's eyes were still ferocious, the lunatic shivered involuntarily: "Otherwise, throw me... to the aunt to test the medicine!"

Bei Long nodded in satisfaction, making such a poisonous oath should be reliable.

As soon as Beilong opened the door and went in, he saw Jiang Hanxue sitting on the back of the sofa, her snow-white feet stepping on the armrest of the sofa, her arms crossed across her chest, and she sneered, "Old Bei, are you willing to come back? Hehe, today's show Sister Yan is not at home, let's talk about what happened last night!"

"Wife!" Bei Long said with a smile on his face as if he didn't understand, "My wife, I have a brother coming to my house, come down quickly, I'll introduce you!"

Jiang Hanxue was startled, and hurriedly jumped off the sofa, not even looking for slippers, and rushed into the bathroom quickly.

Bei Long, who was already preparing to introduce someone, froze there, turned around and smiled dryly at the lunatic who was following him: "Your sister-in-law, shy..."

"Understood, understood..." The lunatic also smiled dryly and put down the things in his hands. Bei Long pulled him to sit on the sofa, and the two chatted and smoked a cigarette before seeing Jiang Hanxue come out of the toilet.

The nightgown on her body has obviously been tidied up, and Bellon keenly saw that she had not only buttoned up the bad omen buttons, but also added a pair of shorts underneath, which made Bellon very satisfied.What made Bei Long even more satisfying was that Jiang Hanxue also tidied up her makeup and hair, so she was no longer as lazy and casual as she used to be at home.

"Husband, you're back!" Jiang Hanxue walked over with a smile. Although she was wearing a nightdress and flip flops, she looked as elegant as if she was wearing an evening dress and high heels.

Did we just see the devil?The lunatic subconsciously went to see Bei Long. Bei Long pretended not to know cheekily, stood up with a smile and stretched out his hand to hold Jiang Hanxue: "Honey, I have a brother who is here, let me introduce you, this is my brother Xia Feng, In the army, I used to be a bunk bunk iron man with me, and we all called him a madman. Madman, this is your sister-in-law!"

"Hi, sister-in-law, I'm a lunatic!" The lunatic came over with a smile and shook hands with Jiang Hanxue politely. When he was not crazy, the lunatic actually looked like a gentle and artistic young man, with a clean white shirt and tie neatly tied. With a clean face, he is very warm and sunny when he smiles.

No one would have thought that a gentle young man like him would single-handedly massacre one hundred and three Japanese thugs in the [Xiangjiang] branch of the [Yamada Group] overnight for fairness, and that he would once rush into a police station in a certain African country for fairness. The bureau killed the entire police force involved in the trafficking of human organs, and once went to Las Vegas to chop off the hand of the security director for fairness...

Of course, Bei Long did not wipe his ass less, but madmen are so crazy, when they go crazy, people block and kill Buddha and Buddha, even brothers from the same organization are afraid of being with him, and only Bei Long can suppress this " Sven Beast".

"Meeting for the first time is not a respect!" The lunatic conjured up a palm-sized brocade box in his hand, and handed it to Jiang Hanxue with both hands.

Jiang Hanxue subconsciously went to see Bei Long, and after seeing Bei Long nodded, he took it over, and said with a smile: "Xia...you are too polite, madman, you see that Lao Bei didn't say anything in advance when you came, I knew you were coming. Just fry the vegetables first..."

Bei Long looked at her in surprise, Jiang Hanxue twitched her mouth and changed her words: "Cut the vegetables...wash the vegetables...buy the vegetables and wait for you to come back!"

Is the head office going this time?Covertly glaring at Bei Long, Jiang Hanxue was extremely aggrieved, as if she was at home with clothes and hands and mouth.

This was the first time that Bei Long brought his brother home, and he was a former comrade in the army. Of course, Jiang Hanxue treated him very carefully.

And the first impression of the lunatic is very good. It is obvious that he is a young man with culture, cultivation, quality and ideals. He is not like Bei Long... except for his good looks, he is useless!
"Ah? Sister-in-law, it's not fair!" The lunatic made a mistake immediately. We are a couple living under the same roof. How can our boss do all the housework?

(End of this chapter)