God level canteen
Chapter 4 Aunt Wang and Xiao Li
Chapter 4 Aunt Wang and Xiao Li
"Grass!"
Shen Fengchun threw the cigarette butt on the ground viciously, looked at Shen Yi and cursed, turned around and was about to leave.
How could Shen Yi let him leave so easily.
He said hastily.
"Boss Shen, don't leave, don't leave... I'm so stupid, Shen Fengchun, if I coax you into a thunderbolt."
It's useless to keep it, but as soon as this sentence is spoken.
It made Shen Fengchun hesitate for a moment.
Shen Yi was depressed alone, it was easy to start a business.
No one believes the truth.
Fortunately, Shen Fengchun probably cared about his head very much. Now that he had the chance, he really wanted to try it, but he hesitated for a moment and then came back.
Then he lay on Shen Yi's small counter, turned over the shampoo in his hand and couldn't help muttering, "Ben, is this thing really useful?"
"I'll lie to you and strike me with lightning!"
Shen Yi said harshly, he really believed in the system.
Shen Fengchun hesitated.
"But no matter how you look at it, is it just an ordinary shampoo? If it really worked, shouldn't it be sold like crazy?"
"Ah."
Shen Yi snorted and thought: "It's the same thing, I have strengthened it through the system."
But then he still said to Shen Fengchun.
"Mr. Shen, are women the same as women?"
"It's not the same... Although the structure is the same, the feel and posture are very different."
Shen Yi glanced at Shen Fengchun with contempt, and then said.
"Then it's over, don't look at my shampoo packaging and everything is the same. But, what about Aunt Wang from Building No. [-] sold by others? This is your Xiaoli!"
When Shen Fengchun heard Shen Yi's words, he grinned.
"Brother, take it seriously, okay! I'll buy a bag and try it."
Upon hearing this, Shen Yi said quickly.
"Okay, I guarantee you that one bag will work, and if it doesn't work, come find me."
Said very proudly.
Shen Fengchun nodded in satisfaction.
Fumbling around, he took out a one-yuan coin from his pocket and placed it on Shen Yi's small counter, then turned around and was about to leave.
Shen Yi quickly called him to stop.
Just kidding, if it costs 100 yuan, just give me one piece!What to do with the remaining 99?
Stretching out his hand, he said in his mouth.
"Sincerely 100 yuan!"
"What?"
Shen Fengchun couldn't help being taken aback.
"100 yuan!"
Shen Fengchun couldn't help but let out a cry.
"You are robbing, this thing is only one yuan extra."
Shen Yi rolled his eyes.
"I also have this one for one yuan. The key is, can it compare with mine? Don't talk nonsense, do you want Aunt Wang or Xiaoli, just tell me."
Shen Fengchun was startled for a moment, and the next moment he yelled at Shen Yi angrily.
"You hate it!"
After speaking, he began to rummage through his pockets again.
However, the next moment was a little embarrassing. After searching for a long time, Shen Fengchun suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have any money with him.
As a boss, it's kind of embarrassing not to have money to pay your bills.
Shen Fengchun said awkwardly.
"My family, let's discuss it. I don't have any money with me, can I give it another day?"
Originally, this was nothing, after all, I was not afraid that Shen Fengchun would not have money to pay, but the system had something to say first.
Shen Yi could only say categorically.
"No, no discounts, no discounts, and a series of payment methods such as credit and pending accounts are not accepted. Only spot cash is accepted!"
Shen Fengchun burst into a foul language.
"I'll go up and get it for you."
Turn around and leave.
However, Shen Yi called him back again.
"When the money is brought, I will get the things again..."
Shen Fengchun almost slapped the shampoo on Shen Yi's face.
When had a boss ever done this, he was very depressed.
Shen Fengchun originally wanted to say no, but seeing Shen Yi's smiling face, he ran upstairs to get the money.
This Shen Fengchun had already made up his mind, just according to today's release, if Shen Yi's shampoo was useless, he would definitely let Shen Yi's small shop not open until the next day.
Of course, Shen Yi naturally didn't know what Shen Fengchun was thinking, even if he knew, he would at most scold him a few words.
After all, who told someone to be rich and powerful?
Shen Fengchun paid 100 yuan and left, the money was still warm in his hands.
Shen Yi was about to ask the system how to divide the money and hand it over to the system.
Unexpectedly, the 100 yuan turned into one piece of banknotes under the eyes of everyone.
Don't think about it, it must be done by the system.
In this way, Shen Yi wanted to cry but had no tears, so at least he should take it for a while.
How long has it been since you saw such a big bill?
However, the system gave a reply.
"Please host continue to work hard and create greater glories!"
Shen Yi rolled his eyes and ignored it.
"Hey, hello? Did the host hear it?"
"speak!"
"Please make persistent efforts and create greater glories!"
Shen Yi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
……
Half an hour later, Shen Yi saw Shen Fengchun coming down the stairs and getting into the car.
"That's fast enough."
Seeing this scene, Shen Yi couldn't help laughing.
However, Shen Fengchun drove the car to Shen Yi and stopped, opened the car window and couldn't help but say: "My family, if you dare to trick me, I will never end with you."
After speaking, he stepped on the accelerator and walked away.
Shen Yi watched the car drive out of the community, and couldn't help curling his lips.
"What the hell are you cheating on! A dignified boss is deadlocked."
But he didn't know that it was because of him that Shen Fengchun felt a little uncomfortable when he was doing things, so he ended things in a hurry.
However, after finishing the business, Shen Yi became depressed again.
Returned to a state of boredom.
……
Besides, Shen Fengchun returned home at night.
When he was about to take a bath, he couldn't help but take out the shampoo bag that Shen Yi sold him.
However, I just took it out, and I haven't had time to open the opening.
His plump and plump regular wife slipped in slyly.
Shen Fengchun was startled immediately.
"Honey, I want to take a bath with you."
However, his wife ignored him, pouting and talking cutely.
But she didn't know that Shen Fengchun only felt a fat mass of braised pork appeared in his eyes.
Before Shen Fengchun could react, his wife stretched out her hand.
Shen Fengchun's body trembled involuntarily, and said in his mouth.
"Don't worry, I'm washing my hair."
However, I know that this is to pay public food.
But looking at his wife's body, he really couldn't arouse his interest.
Seeing what Shen Fengchun said, his wife had no choice but to give up.
He muttered to himself, not knowing what to say.
But anyway, Shen Fengchun breathed a sigh of relief.
I have to take apart the shampoo and pour it on my head.
However, his wife couldn't help but frowned.
"How do you use this thing? Is the shampoo we bought bad?"
"What a fart." Shen Fengchun said angrily, "Except for being expensive, it's useless at all. I still don't have a single hair growing on my head."
"Yo, you blame the shampoo for having no hair?"
Shen Fengchun snorted coldly.
Sensing that Shen Fengchun was not in the slightest interest, the fat woman was also a little upset.
Said: "You deserve to have no hair."
Shen Fengchun became anxious immediately, and couldn't help scolding: "You dead woman, who are you talking about? See how fat you are?"
"I'm fat? Do you dislike me for being fat? Shen Fengchun, I can't stop talking to you..."
"Ouch."
Accompanied by a miserable howl, there was a ping-pong-pong fight in the bathroom.
However, no one noticed that a mass of dark green light penetrated into Shen Fengchun's head along with the dissolution of the shampoo.
(End of this chapter)
"Grass!"
Shen Fengchun threw the cigarette butt on the ground viciously, looked at Shen Yi and cursed, turned around and was about to leave.
How could Shen Yi let him leave so easily.
He said hastily.
"Boss Shen, don't leave, don't leave... I'm so stupid, Shen Fengchun, if I coax you into a thunderbolt."
It's useless to keep it, but as soon as this sentence is spoken.
It made Shen Fengchun hesitate for a moment.
Shen Yi was depressed alone, it was easy to start a business.
No one believes the truth.
Fortunately, Shen Fengchun probably cared about his head very much. Now that he had the chance, he really wanted to try it, but he hesitated for a moment and then came back.
Then he lay on Shen Yi's small counter, turned over the shampoo in his hand and couldn't help muttering, "Ben, is this thing really useful?"
"I'll lie to you and strike me with lightning!"
Shen Yi said harshly, he really believed in the system.
Shen Fengchun hesitated.
"But no matter how you look at it, is it just an ordinary shampoo? If it really worked, shouldn't it be sold like crazy?"
"Ah."
Shen Yi snorted and thought: "It's the same thing, I have strengthened it through the system."
But then he still said to Shen Fengchun.
"Mr. Shen, are women the same as women?"
"It's not the same... Although the structure is the same, the feel and posture are very different."
Shen Yi glanced at Shen Fengchun with contempt, and then said.
"Then it's over, don't look at my shampoo packaging and everything is the same. But, what about Aunt Wang from Building No. [-] sold by others? This is your Xiaoli!"
When Shen Fengchun heard Shen Yi's words, he grinned.
"Brother, take it seriously, okay! I'll buy a bag and try it."
Upon hearing this, Shen Yi said quickly.
"Okay, I guarantee you that one bag will work, and if it doesn't work, come find me."
Said very proudly.
Shen Fengchun nodded in satisfaction.
Fumbling around, he took out a one-yuan coin from his pocket and placed it on Shen Yi's small counter, then turned around and was about to leave.
Shen Yi quickly called him to stop.
Just kidding, if it costs 100 yuan, just give me one piece!What to do with the remaining 99?
Stretching out his hand, he said in his mouth.
"Sincerely 100 yuan!"
"What?"
Shen Fengchun couldn't help being taken aback.
"100 yuan!"
Shen Fengchun couldn't help but let out a cry.
"You are robbing, this thing is only one yuan extra."
Shen Yi rolled his eyes.
"I also have this one for one yuan. The key is, can it compare with mine? Don't talk nonsense, do you want Aunt Wang or Xiaoli, just tell me."
Shen Fengchun was startled for a moment, and the next moment he yelled at Shen Yi angrily.
"You hate it!"
After speaking, he began to rummage through his pockets again.
However, the next moment was a little embarrassing. After searching for a long time, Shen Fengchun suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have any money with him.
As a boss, it's kind of embarrassing not to have money to pay your bills.
Shen Fengchun said awkwardly.
"My family, let's discuss it. I don't have any money with me, can I give it another day?"
Originally, this was nothing, after all, I was not afraid that Shen Fengchun would not have money to pay, but the system had something to say first.
Shen Yi could only say categorically.
"No, no discounts, no discounts, and a series of payment methods such as credit and pending accounts are not accepted. Only spot cash is accepted!"
Shen Fengchun burst into a foul language.
"I'll go up and get it for you."
Turn around and leave.
However, Shen Yi called him back again.
"When the money is brought, I will get the things again..."
Shen Fengchun almost slapped the shampoo on Shen Yi's face.
When had a boss ever done this, he was very depressed.
Shen Fengchun originally wanted to say no, but seeing Shen Yi's smiling face, he ran upstairs to get the money.
This Shen Fengchun had already made up his mind, just according to today's release, if Shen Yi's shampoo was useless, he would definitely let Shen Yi's small shop not open until the next day.
Of course, Shen Yi naturally didn't know what Shen Fengchun was thinking, even if he knew, he would at most scold him a few words.
After all, who told someone to be rich and powerful?
Shen Fengchun paid 100 yuan and left, the money was still warm in his hands.
Shen Yi was about to ask the system how to divide the money and hand it over to the system.
Unexpectedly, the 100 yuan turned into one piece of banknotes under the eyes of everyone.
Don't think about it, it must be done by the system.
In this way, Shen Yi wanted to cry but had no tears, so at least he should take it for a while.
How long has it been since you saw such a big bill?
However, the system gave a reply.
"Please host continue to work hard and create greater glories!"
Shen Yi rolled his eyes and ignored it.
"Hey, hello? Did the host hear it?"
"speak!"
"Please make persistent efforts and create greater glories!"
Shen Yi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
……
Half an hour later, Shen Yi saw Shen Fengchun coming down the stairs and getting into the car.
"That's fast enough."
Seeing this scene, Shen Yi couldn't help laughing.
However, Shen Fengchun drove the car to Shen Yi and stopped, opened the car window and couldn't help but say: "My family, if you dare to trick me, I will never end with you."
After speaking, he stepped on the accelerator and walked away.
Shen Yi watched the car drive out of the community, and couldn't help curling his lips.
"What the hell are you cheating on! A dignified boss is deadlocked."
But he didn't know that it was because of him that Shen Fengchun felt a little uncomfortable when he was doing things, so he ended things in a hurry.
However, after finishing the business, Shen Yi became depressed again.
Returned to a state of boredom.
……
Besides, Shen Fengchun returned home at night.
When he was about to take a bath, he couldn't help but take out the shampoo bag that Shen Yi sold him.
However, I just took it out, and I haven't had time to open the opening.
His plump and plump regular wife slipped in slyly.
Shen Fengchun was startled immediately.
"Honey, I want to take a bath with you."
However, his wife ignored him, pouting and talking cutely.
But she didn't know that Shen Fengchun only felt a fat mass of braised pork appeared in his eyes.
Before Shen Fengchun could react, his wife stretched out her hand.
Shen Fengchun's body trembled involuntarily, and said in his mouth.
"Don't worry, I'm washing my hair."
However, I know that this is to pay public food.
But looking at his wife's body, he really couldn't arouse his interest.
Seeing what Shen Fengchun said, his wife had no choice but to give up.
He muttered to himself, not knowing what to say.
But anyway, Shen Fengchun breathed a sigh of relief.
I have to take apart the shampoo and pour it on my head.
However, his wife couldn't help but frowned.
"How do you use this thing? Is the shampoo we bought bad?"
"What a fart." Shen Fengchun said angrily, "Except for being expensive, it's useless at all. I still don't have a single hair growing on my head."
"Yo, you blame the shampoo for having no hair?"
Shen Fengchun snorted coldly.
Sensing that Shen Fengchun was not in the slightest interest, the fat woman was also a little upset.
Said: "You deserve to have no hair."
Shen Fengchun became anxious immediately, and couldn't help scolding: "You dead woman, who are you talking about? See how fat you are?"
"I'm fat? Do you dislike me for being fat? Shen Fengchun, I can't stop talking to you..."
"Ouch."
Accompanied by a miserable howl, there was a ping-pong-pong fight in the bathroom.
However, no one noticed that a mass of dark green light penetrated into Shen Fengchun's head along with the dissolution of the shampoo.
(End of this chapter)
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