Shenhao UP Lord
Chapter 199
Chapter 199
The camera is aimed at the head of a big fat man standing in the middle. He is already very old. He is one of the two active bosses in the island country, Helong Lisaburo!
"Don't underestimate yokozuna, becoming a yokozuna is no easier than One Piece." Ding Xu joked, "The second level Ozeki has to win the championship twice in a row to get the honor of yokozuna."
"Not only can you fight and fight, but you also need to assess your character. Only with virtue and skill can you become the leader."
"Those who cannot be called makuuchi wrestlers rank from low to high are: Xuzhikou, Xudan, Sandanmu, Makushita, Shiliang."
"If you want to advance, you must win consecutively. On the contrary, if you lose twice in a row, you will be relegated. Of course, if you become a yokozuna, you can live on your laurels until death."
Everyone left the arena, only to see Crane Dragon Risaburo walk up to the center of the ring alone, looking old but undiminished. After clapping, his left and right feet were raised high and then stepped heavily on the ground to frighten the god of the land, because the highest-ranked yokozuna is considered to be the real god.
"Guess how much money you can make as a sumo wrestler?"
"It's an out-and-out class society, with a monthly salary ranging from 280 million yen to nothing!"
Ding Xu took out the materials he had prepared and showed them: "This is called the Panfu table, and it will be rewritten in every new competition. The top-ranked names are always written big and bold, which is the most eye-catching."
"Let me see that yokozuna can get 280 million yen a month, and it's almost 15 yuan?"
"Ozeki is also a lot, 230 million yen per month, Sekiwaki and Xiaojie 170 million yen, the first 130 million yen, ten taels of 100 million yen..."
"Do you think it's awesome?"
"Don't worry, do those wrestlers who have just entered the twelfth level know how much it costs?"
"Not a penny!"
"I can only get some pocket money from the senior wrestlers, in the name of motivating myself."
"See that fat man?"
"His name is Rare Power!"
"Known as the closest thing to a yokozuna among islanders!"
"Being responsible for reviving the popularity of sumo in the island country!"
"Because the four consecutive yokozuna were occupied by foreign blood, after Musashimaru from Hawaii, Assoryu, Hakuho, and Himafuji are all Mongolians?"
"Please make it funny on the public screen!"
"Gao え て!" The referee's loud voice sounded from the arena, and the first match officially started.
The two sumo wrestlers were one meter apart. They squatted down, put their fists on the ground, fixed their eyes on each other, and their faces were murderous.
"见合わせて!" With an order, they bumped into each other in an instant, and Ding Xu seemed to be able to hear the sound of Fatty trembling.
手を突いて!
Can っ た, can っ た!
はっけいよい, Canった!
The sumo wrestler on the right pushed sideways all the way, pushed his opponent to the edge of the ring in a few strokes, hugged him tightly, and walked directly out of the ring!
The audience was jubilant, Ding Xu was a little confused, is this the end?
Less than 20 seconds?
"Sumo technique has 48 skillful moves, plus the traditional [-] moves, in fact, it is very skillful." Xiaoya said with a smile beside him: "Send cutting, fishing out, bursting out, and controlling the hand to push out" are all basic method."
"Don't look at the sumo wrestler's fat body, you have to practice flexibility every day. Many times, skills play a key role in winning or losing, so it's not surprising that a small man can beat a giant."
So that's the case, Ding Xu nodded, and suddenly saw the contestants in the second round sorting out a certain sensitive position, and asked curiously, "Who are those loincloths?"
"That's called back!" Xiaoya laughed and said, "Just like the hair bun, the level of wrestlers can be seen from the material. The wrestlers who rank higher in the order wear silk products, and the wrestlers who rank lower wear cotton products."
"It is said to be ten times the length of the waist!"
"Whether a master can firmly grasp the opponent's back when the two sides wrestle is also the key to victory or defeat."
Ding Xu nodded. Just now, the winner was the first to grab the opponent's loincloth and instantly take the initiative?
"So you must tidy up before going on the court. If you don't tighten your back tightly like it's embedded in your body, you will be sentenced to lose if you relax during wrestling."
"Because wrestlers become naked in the game will embarrass the opponent, and it is considered unclean to lose. It is a very shameful thing."
Ding Xu couldn't help laughing, and a thought flashed in his mind: I don't know what such a fat bastard looks like?
What posture do you usually use with such a big belly?
Wouldn't the wife have to be stronger?
Xiaoya seemed to see what Ding Xu was thinking, and said helplessly, "Don't look at the fat sumo wrestlers, many of the wives they marry are beautiful women."
"Fame is high and income is high. As long as you become a yokozuna, you can eat for a lifetime. What's more, they are also very particular about hygiene. Wherever sumo wrestlers walk, the air will leave a unique fragrance, which is the smell of hair oil."
"I read an interview saying that Hercules washes his hair five or six times a month. On days he doesn't wash, he brushes off the sand from his practice that day, then puts oil on his sideburns, and finally combs his hair into a bun."
"You shouldn't be too stingy with the sideburn oil, or you won't be able to maintain the unique fragrance. The postage for each moonlight is at least [-] to [-] yen!"
Hey, Ding Xu is also drunk, more fuel than a luxury car?
"The masters who specialize in making buns for sumo wrestlers are called Tokoyama, because they are in contact with them every day, and Tokoyama even knows more about the health and mental state of sumo wrestlers than the coaches."
"Why is there a knife on the referee's waist?" Xiao Ying asked with sharp eyes, "Could it be to kill unruly contestants?"
"It is said that it is to show awareness, if the judgment is wrong, he will commit seppuku." Xiaoya didn't know, so she hurriedly checked and said: "No one should do this, it's just a sense of ritual."
"What do they eat every day to get so fat?" Gou Tuanzi finally couldn't help asking: "At least three hundred catties, right?"
"It should be a variety of high-calorie foods. I don't know the specifics." Xiaoya said: "There must be professional coaches to guide. It is not easy to become a sumo wrestler."
"The devil trains every day, day after day, year after year, nothing changes. The coaches in the island country are very cold."
"It's not fake to walk around with a wooden stick every day in anime!"
"If you don't say anything else, you will really beat someone!"
"As for weight?"
"I checked that the highest record of active wrestlers is the third-level wrestler Daluluo of Kitanoko Beya, with a height of 193 cm and a weight of 271 kg."
"That's right, it's kilograms!"
Everyone looked at each other, 550 catties?
Half a ton of man!
Suddenly I remembered Xiao Yueyue's joke about Sun Yue: I used to raise elephants in the zoo, but the elephant lost weight.
When the pants are taken off and hung up, no one knows what they are for?
Fatty Sun seems to be only over 300 catties, right?
"There is a special sumo hot pot restaurant next to it, so that people can experience their usual food." Xiaoya said with a smile: "Many of them are opened by retired players, we can try them later."
"Forget it." The four big vases looked at you and shook their heads at the same time. Who wants to become a big fat man?
Have you never heard that a good girl is more than a hundred?
Burn my calories!
(End of this chapter)
The camera is aimed at the head of a big fat man standing in the middle. He is already very old. He is one of the two active bosses in the island country, Helong Lisaburo!
"Don't underestimate yokozuna, becoming a yokozuna is no easier than One Piece." Ding Xu joked, "The second level Ozeki has to win the championship twice in a row to get the honor of yokozuna."
"Not only can you fight and fight, but you also need to assess your character. Only with virtue and skill can you become the leader."
"Those who cannot be called makuuchi wrestlers rank from low to high are: Xuzhikou, Xudan, Sandanmu, Makushita, Shiliang."
"If you want to advance, you must win consecutively. On the contrary, if you lose twice in a row, you will be relegated. Of course, if you become a yokozuna, you can live on your laurels until death."
Everyone left the arena, only to see Crane Dragon Risaburo walk up to the center of the ring alone, looking old but undiminished. After clapping, his left and right feet were raised high and then stepped heavily on the ground to frighten the god of the land, because the highest-ranked yokozuna is considered to be the real god.
"Guess how much money you can make as a sumo wrestler?"
"It's an out-and-out class society, with a monthly salary ranging from 280 million yen to nothing!"
Ding Xu took out the materials he had prepared and showed them: "This is called the Panfu table, and it will be rewritten in every new competition. The top-ranked names are always written big and bold, which is the most eye-catching."
"Let me see that yokozuna can get 280 million yen a month, and it's almost 15 yuan?"
"Ozeki is also a lot, 230 million yen per month, Sekiwaki and Xiaojie 170 million yen, the first 130 million yen, ten taels of 100 million yen..."
"Do you think it's awesome?"
"Don't worry, do those wrestlers who have just entered the twelfth level know how much it costs?"
"Not a penny!"
"I can only get some pocket money from the senior wrestlers, in the name of motivating myself."
"See that fat man?"
"His name is Rare Power!"
"Known as the closest thing to a yokozuna among islanders!"
"Being responsible for reviving the popularity of sumo in the island country!"
"Because the four consecutive yokozuna were occupied by foreign blood, after Musashimaru from Hawaii, Assoryu, Hakuho, and Himafuji are all Mongolians?"
"Please make it funny on the public screen!"
"Gao え て!" The referee's loud voice sounded from the arena, and the first match officially started.
The two sumo wrestlers were one meter apart. They squatted down, put their fists on the ground, fixed their eyes on each other, and their faces were murderous.
"见合わせて!" With an order, they bumped into each other in an instant, and Ding Xu seemed to be able to hear the sound of Fatty trembling.
手を突いて!
Can っ た, can っ た!
はっけいよい, Canった!
The sumo wrestler on the right pushed sideways all the way, pushed his opponent to the edge of the ring in a few strokes, hugged him tightly, and walked directly out of the ring!
The audience was jubilant, Ding Xu was a little confused, is this the end?
Less than 20 seconds?
"Sumo technique has 48 skillful moves, plus the traditional [-] moves, in fact, it is very skillful." Xiaoya said with a smile beside him: "Send cutting, fishing out, bursting out, and controlling the hand to push out" are all basic method."
"Don't look at the sumo wrestler's fat body, you have to practice flexibility every day. Many times, skills play a key role in winning or losing, so it's not surprising that a small man can beat a giant."
So that's the case, Ding Xu nodded, and suddenly saw the contestants in the second round sorting out a certain sensitive position, and asked curiously, "Who are those loincloths?"
"That's called back!" Xiaoya laughed and said, "Just like the hair bun, the level of wrestlers can be seen from the material. The wrestlers who rank higher in the order wear silk products, and the wrestlers who rank lower wear cotton products."
"It is said to be ten times the length of the waist!"
"Whether a master can firmly grasp the opponent's back when the two sides wrestle is also the key to victory or defeat."
Ding Xu nodded. Just now, the winner was the first to grab the opponent's loincloth and instantly take the initiative?
"So you must tidy up before going on the court. If you don't tighten your back tightly like it's embedded in your body, you will be sentenced to lose if you relax during wrestling."
"Because wrestlers become naked in the game will embarrass the opponent, and it is considered unclean to lose. It is a very shameful thing."
Ding Xu couldn't help laughing, and a thought flashed in his mind: I don't know what such a fat bastard looks like?
What posture do you usually use with such a big belly?
Wouldn't the wife have to be stronger?
Xiaoya seemed to see what Ding Xu was thinking, and said helplessly, "Don't look at the fat sumo wrestlers, many of the wives they marry are beautiful women."
"Fame is high and income is high. As long as you become a yokozuna, you can eat for a lifetime. What's more, they are also very particular about hygiene. Wherever sumo wrestlers walk, the air will leave a unique fragrance, which is the smell of hair oil."
"I read an interview saying that Hercules washes his hair five or six times a month. On days he doesn't wash, he brushes off the sand from his practice that day, then puts oil on his sideburns, and finally combs his hair into a bun."
"You shouldn't be too stingy with the sideburn oil, or you won't be able to maintain the unique fragrance. The postage for each moonlight is at least [-] to [-] yen!"
Hey, Ding Xu is also drunk, more fuel than a luxury car?
"The masters who specialize in making buns for sumo wrestlers are called Tokoyama, because they are in contact with them every day, and Tokoyama even knows more about the health and mental state of sumo wrestlers than the coaches."
"Why is there a knife on the referee's waist?" Xiao Ying asked with sharp eyes, "Could it be to kill unruly contestants?"
"It is said that it is to show awareness, if the judgment is wrong, he will commit seppuku." Xiaoya didn't know, so she hurriedly checked and said: "No one should do this, it's just a sense of ritual."
"What do they eat every day to get so fat?" Gou Tuanzi finally couldn't help asking: "At least three hundred catties, right?"
"It should be a variety of high-calorie foods. I don't know the specifics." Xiaoya said: "There must be professional coaches to guide. It is not easy to become a sumo wrestler."
"The devil trains every day, day after day, year after year, nothing changes. The coaches in the island country are very cold."
"It's not fake to walk around with a wooden stick every day in anime!"
"If you don't say anything else, you will really beat someone!"
"As for weight?"
"I checked that the highest record of active wrestlers is the third-level wrestler Daluluo of Kitanoko Beya, with a height of 193 cm and a weight of 271 kg."
"That's right, it's kilograms!"
Everyone looked at each other, 550 catties?
Half a ton of man!
Suddenly I remembered Xiao Yueyue's joke about Sun Yue: I used to raise elephants in the zoo, but the elephant lost weight.
When the pants are taken off and hung up, no one knows what they are for?
Fatty Sun seems to be only over 300 catties, right?
"There is a special sumo hot pot restaurant next to it, so that people can experience their usual food." Xiaoya said with a smile: "Many of them are opened by retired players, we can try them later."
"Forget it." The four big vases looked at you and shook their heads at the same time. Who wants to become a big fat man?
Have you never heard that a good girl is more than a hundred?
Burn my calories!
(End of this chapter)
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