Shenhao UP Lord
Chapter 19 You are so poisonous!
Chapter 19 You are so poisonous!
At the end of the checkout, Zhang Yao looked at more than 6000, and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to be so..."
Ding Xu laughed, patted his stomach and said with satisfaction: "Just waiting in the team for more than two months, this meal is worth it!"
Seeing what Zhang Yao wanted to say, she patted the beauty on the shoulder and said seriously: "You have the potential to be a foodie, and you will hang out with Brother Xu in the future. As long as the video clicks are high, you will be full of Michelin stars!"
"Fuck you!" Zhang Yao smiled like a flower in an instant, and said coquettishly, "I still want to lose weight!"
After eating and drinking enough, the two walked and chatted along Yangfang Hutong, from college to graduation, from work to life, especially Zhang Yao, who was very curious about Ding Xu's changes.
"Do you really want to start a company?" After listening to Ding Xu's general plan, Zhang Yao began to calm down again: "The market is not good now, anyway, it's the self-media, the boat is easy to turn around, and if it fails..."
"I'm sorry, that's not what I meant, but to start a company in Beijing requires at least 10,000+ rent, plus staff operations..."
Staring at Ding Xu with beautiful big eyes, he said seriously: "You need to be cautious when investing!"
Although the words were not pleasant to listen to, Ding Xu still felt warm in his heart. This is what an old classmate should say.
"Don't worry, I know what to do when I'm just starting out." Seeing the girl's sincere suggestion, Ding Xu also explained: "Starting a company has its benefits. Take the last time you bought a car as an example. You also know that there are companies that can save you two or three hundred thousand. Bar?"
"In the future, the operating costs can be deducted from taxes, and the public account is also convenient for issuing invoices. What's more, Fat Tiger and I don't know a lot of things and are too busy?"
Seeing the girl nodding, she said with a smile: "Although it's a self-media, but the brand is not stupid. Take your Mercedes-Benz as an example, invite a UP owner with two or three thousand fans for various new car launches?"
"Why would you entertain an unprofessional self-media for free if you go to Sanya to eat, drink, and have fun?"
"Are you right?"
Zhang Yao looked at the serious and confident old classmate in front of her, and could feel the other party's deliberation. Isn't it a kind of confidence to break through [-] fans in just half a month?
Taking a deep breath, the words have been said, whether to listen or not is his own decision after all, he suddenly stretched out his hand and smiled: "Well, I wish Boss Ding's company a bright future in advance, if you really want to get ahead, the little girl might join you I!"
Sending the girl home, eating and chatting with old classmates feels good. I took a taxi home and it was already past five in the afternoon. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Fat Tiger's face full of lovelessness...
"why?"
"God, why don't you give me a chance!"
After Ding Xu changed into his slippers, he looked at the dozen or so double color ball lottery tickets crumpled up on the table, and said contemptuously, "With your looks, I don't know what to expect?"
"You damn second-generation dismantler!" Fat Tiger exploded instantly, jumped up from the sofa, opened his hands, looked up to the sky and sighed: "God!"
"Why is there such a big difference in being a human being!"
Ding Xu saw the fat man looking crazy, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, grabbed the lottery ticket on the table, and blurted out: "God doesn't care about you, why don't you beg Brother Xu?"
Before Fat Tiger could react, he excitedly said, "Let's go!"
Running downstairs, out of the community, and in front of a nearby lottery outlet, Fat Tiger panted, "What are we doing here?"
"Stop talking nonsense, start recording video!" Ding Xu didn't explain, seeing Fat Tiger turn on the camera, standing in front of the lottery shop, and said to the camera: "Brothers, guess what we're going to play today?"
"Do many people like to buy lottery tickets in front of the screen? Looking forward to the dream of getting rich overnight?"
"One deduction for those who have bought lottery tickets, two deduction for those who have not bought lottery tickets!"
"There are all kinds of so-called shady lottery stories on the Internet. Today, brother Xu will experience for himself how high the chance of winning the lottery is."
"Buy a 1 yuan lottery ticket and see how much you can get back!"
Fat Tiger was stunned for a moment, quickly turned off the camera and said, "Are you crazy?"
"How do you think it's more exciting to play?" Ding Xu didn't care about Fatty's words at all, and pondered: "Or should I buy all the two-color balls?"
Suddenly he slapped his thigh and said: "How about five thousand random two-color balls and five thousand random lottery, let's see which one gets more back in the end!"
Without further ado, I walked into the lottery shop. There were not many people inside, so I walked up to the boss and said, "Calculate for me, how many numbers are there in the random 5000 yuan lottery using the double-entry method?"
The boss was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and without talking nonsense, he directly dragged Ding Xu to the wall, pointed to a chart and said, "If you want five thousand, you can sweep it sideways and you will get ten heads."
"That's 10+5"
"5040!"
Ding Xu seldom buys lottery tickets. He only buys them for two yuan at random.
"The standard for five thousand color balls is 12+3!" The boss found another chart and said, "There are 12 red balls and three blue balls. Do the math..."
"5544!"
Seeing the boss looking like a kid who doesn't buy and wants you to look good, Ding Xu waved his hand and walked up!
There was a crackling sound of printing, and Ding Xu looked at a Shuangseqiu lottery ticket and showed it to the camera: "Total 5544, thank you for contributing 1995 yuan to public welfare!"
He picked up another lottery ticket and said, "This one cost 5040 yuan, thank you for contributing 1814 yuan to public welfare!"
The two lottery tickets were put together in front of the camera, and they said impassionedly: "Brothers, you have a share in the public welfare!"
Under the satisfied eyes of the boss, he left gracefully, flicked his clothes off, and hid himself deeply.
Back home, Fat Tiger grabbed two lottery tickets and said excitedly: "It just happens to be this weekend, what if I really win?"
"It's all yours!" Ding Xu said domineeringly, "I'll give you a red envelope!"
Fat Tiger, as if he had found a treasure, sat down in front of the computer, staring at the time, desperately using the mouse to refresh the lottery official website, his whole body seemed to be full of chicken blood.
Ding Xu curled his lips, you think it's too easy to think of the mastermind behind the scenes, right?
It doesn't matter, even if you don't win a dime, you will lose tens of thousands of yuan. Compared with a [-]-hour helicopter, is it a ball?
Fat Tiger is already an idiot, he can only cut the video material by himself, everything is ready, the only thing he owes is Dongfeng, it depends on the final result of the lottery.
"Come, come, come!"
"COMEON BABY!"
"Rise up!"
Fat Tiger stood up excitedly, watching the time count down from second to second, the lottery finally came out!
"4532671?"
Ding Xu walked up to Fat Tiger, looked at the petrified expression on Fatty's face, and asked curiously, "How much did you win?"
"Hey, what about you?"
"Called?" Fat Tiger was pushed awake by Ding Xu, confirmed several times, and said with a sad face in an instant: "Called a fart!"
"Not at all!"
"No way?" Ding Xu was also stunned, and took the lottery ticket to check again, good guy, there really isn't a single number!
"Look at the two-color ball again!" Fat Tiger shuddered, as if he had recovered, picked up another lottery ticket, folded his hands together and prayed: "God grant me strength!"
Open another webpage with trembling fingers, looking at a series of numbers on it...
What the hell!
(End of this chapter)
At the end of the checkout, Zhang Yao looked at more than 6000, and said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to be so..."
Ding Xu laughed, patted his stomach and said with satisfaction: "Just waiting in the team for more than two months, this meal is worth it!"
Seeing what Zhang Yao wanted to say, she patted the beauty on the shoulder and said seriously: "You have the potential to be a foodie, and you will hang out with Brother Xu in the future. As long as the video clicks are high, you will be full of Michelin stars!"
"Fuck you!" Zhang Yao smiled like a flower in an instant, and said coquettishly, "I still want to lose weight!"
After eating and drinking enough, the two walked and chatted along Yangfang Hutong, from college to graduation, from work to life, especially Zhang Yao, who was very curious about Ding Xu's changes.
"Do you really want to start a company?" After listening to Ding Xu's general plan, Zhang Yao began to calm down again: "The market is not good now, anyway, it's the self-media, the boat is easy to turn around, and if it fails..."
"I'm sorry, that's not what I meant, but to start a company in Beijing requires at least 10,000+ rent, plus staff operations..."
Staring at Ding Xu with beautiful big eyes, he said seriously: "You need to be cautious when investing!"
Although the words were not pleasant to listen to, Ding Xu still felt warm in his heart. This is what an old classmate should say.
"Don't worry, I know what to do when I'm just starting out." Seeing the girl's sincere suggestion, Ding Xu also explained: "Starting a company has its benefits. Take the last time you bought a car as an example. You also know that there are companies that can save you two or three hundred thousand. Bar?"
"In the future, the operating costs can be deducted from taxes, and the public account is also convenient for issuing invoices. What's more, Fat Tiger and I don't know a lot of things and are too busy?"
Seeing the girl nodding, she said with a smile: "Although it's a self-media, but the brand is not stupid. Take your Mercedes-Benz as an example, invite a UP owner with two or three thousand fans for various new car launches?"
"Why would you entertain an unprofessional self-media for free if you go to Sanya to eat, drink, and have fun?"
"Are you right?"
Zhang Yao looked at the serious and confident old classmate in front of her, and could feel the other party's deliberation. Isn't it a kind of confidence to break through [-] fans in just half a month?
Taking a deep breath, the words have been said, whether to listen or not is his own decision after all, he suddenly stretched out his hand and smiled: "Well, I wish Boss Ding's company a bright future in advance, if you really want to get ahead, the little girl might join you I!"
Sending the girl home, eating and chatting with old classmates feels good. I took a taxi home and it was already past five in the afternoon. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Fat Tiger's face full of lovelessness...
"why?"
"God, why don't you give me a chance!"
After Ding Xu changed into his slippers, he looked at the dozen or so double color ball lottery tickets crumpled up on the table, and said contemptuously, "With your looks, I don't know what to expect?"
"You damn second-generation dismantler!" Fat Tiger exploded instantly, jumped up from the sofa, opened his hands, looked up to the sky and sighed: "God!"
"Why is there such a big difference in being a human being!"
Ding Xu saw the fat man looking crazy, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, grabbed the lottery ticket on the table, and blurted out: "God doesn't care about you, why don't you beg Brother Xu?"
Before Fat Tiger could react, he excitedly said, "Let's go!"
Running downstairs, out of the community, and in front of a nearby lottery outlet, Fat Tiger panted, "What are we doing here?"
"Stop talking nonsense, start recording video!" Ding Xu didn't explain, seeing Fat Tiger turn on the camera, standing in front of the lottery shop, and said to the camera: "Brothers, guess what we're going to play today?"
"Do many people like to buy lottery tickets in front of the screen? Looking forward to the dream of getting rich overnight?"
"One deduction for those who have bought lottery tickets, two deduction for those who have not bought lottery tickets!"
"There are all kinds of so-called shady lottery stories on the Internet. Today, brother Xu will experience for himself how high the chance of winning the lottery is."
"Buy a 1 yuan lottery ticket and see how much you can get back!"
Fat Tiger was stunned for a moment, quickly turned off the camera and said, "Are you crazy?"
"How do you think it's more exciting to play?" Ding Xu didn't care about Fatty's words at all, and pondered: "Or should I buy all the two-color balls?"
Suddenly he slapped his thigh and said: "How about five thousand random two-color balls and five thousand random lottery, let's see which one gets more back in the end!"
Without further ado, I walked into the lottery shop. There were not many people inside, so I walked up to the boss and said, "Calculate for me, how many numbers are there in the random 5000 yuan lottery using the double-entry method?"
The boss was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and without talking nonsense, he directly dragged Ding Xu to the wall, pointed to a chart and said, "If you want five thousand, you can sweep it sideways and you will get ten heads."
"That's 10+5"
"5040!"
Ding Xu seldom buys lottery tickets. He only buys them for two yuan at random.
"The standard for five thousand color balls is 12+3!" The boss found another chart and said, "There are 12 red balls and three blue balls. Do the math..."
"5544!"
Seeing the boss looking like a kid who doesn't buy and wants you to look good, Ding Xu waved his hand and walked up!
There was a crackling sound of printing, and Ding Xu looked at a Shuangseqiu lottery ticket and showed it to the camera: "Total 5544, thank you for contributing 1995 yuan to public welfare!"
He picked up another lottery ticket and said, "This one cost 5040 yuan, thank you for contributing 1814 yuan to public welfare!"
The two lottery tickets were put together in front of the camera, and they said impassionedly: "Brothers, you have a share in the public welfare!"
Under the satisfied eyes of the boss, he left gracefully, flicked his clothes off, and hid himself deeply.
Back home, Fat Tiger grabbed two lottery tickets and said excitedly: "It just happens to be this weekend, what if I really win?"
"It's all yours!" Ding Xu said domineeringly, "I'll give you a red envelope!"
Fat Tiger, as if he had found a treasure, sat down in front of the computer, staring at the time, desperately using the mouse to refresh the lottery official website, his whole body seemed to be full of chicken blood.
Ding Xu curled his lips, you think it's too easy to think of the mastermind behind the scenes, right?
It doesn't matter, even if you don't win a dime, you will lose tens of thousands of yuan. Compared with a [-]-hour helicopter, is it a ball?
Fat Tiger is already an idiot, he can only cut the video material by himself, everything is ready, the only thing he owes is Dongfeng, it depends on the final result of the lottery.
"Come, come, come!"
"COMEON BABY!"
"Rise up!"
Fat Tiger stood up excitedly, watching the time count down from second to second, the lottery finally came out!
"4532671?"
Ding Xu walked up to Fat Tiger, looked at the petrified expression on Fatty's face, and asked curiously, "How much did you win?"
"Hey, what about you?"
"Called?" Fat Tiger was pushed awake by Ding Xu, confirmed several times, and said with a sad face in an instant: "Called a fart!"
"Not at all!"
"No way?" Ding Xu was also stunned, and took the lottery ticket to check again, good guy, there really isn't a single number!
"Look at the two-color ball again!" Fat Tiger shuddered, as if he had recovered, picked up another lottery ticket, folded his hands together and prayed: "God grant me strength!"
Open another webpage with trembling fingers, looking at a series of numbers on it...
What the hell!
(End of this chapter)
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