showdown i'm the villain

Chapter 34 Little Taoist

"Three visits to the latrine are almost the same, hurry up and follow me, or I will tell your grandfather the secret of peeping at the widow next door taking a bath when you were a child."

Yang Lang threatened directly.

"How do you know, when I was young...you were disgusting, so this thing is a threat to people." Lin Xiaotian's eyes widened suddenly, and he said.

Hearing this, Yang Lang smiled, waved his palms, and said, "Comrade, do you think I'm disgusting, or are you disgusting? In a word, do you want to go? Don't you want to see the outside world? Follow me." Hug, hug left and right, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life is not a dream at all."

"How do I feel, you want to take me to MLM?" Lin Xiaotian's small eyes narrowed slightly, a look of vigilance flashed in them, he took a small step back, and said.

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The corner of Yang Lang's mouth twitched, and then his face suddenly turned gloomy and cold, he smiled brightly and said, "In a word, should we go or not?"

He was going to think that if this guy didn't leave, he could just knock him out and take him away.

Anyway, it’s a quick thing to cook raw rice and cooked rice.

"Of course I left. I haven't left the mountain for a long time. I originally planned to leave at the beginning of next month. Since you came to take me away, let's go. Maybe this is fate."

However, Lin Xiaotian laughed.

"Um." Yang Lang was slightly taken aback, nodded in satisfaction, and said, "This makes you more sensible. Follow me in the future, and I won't treat you badly. Marrying Bai Fumei and reaching the pinnacle of life is not a dream."

"Okay bro, actually it doesn't matter if you marry Bai Fumei or not. The main thing is that I want to go out and see the outside world. I'll go back and pack my luggage and leave."

Lin Xiaotian touched his head with a smile, turned around and quickly returned to his thatched cottage, and began to pack his luggage.

Seeing the back of him walking into the thatched cottage, Yang Lang's expression gradually turned cold. He recalled that it was indeed the first time Lin Xiaotian and Lin Feng met next month.

The two of them are actually a pair of distant relatives, but it was only when they saw the old man behind Lin Feng later that they realized that they were actually relatives.

Now, even if the two of them met, they didn't know it.

"Brother, I packed it up, let's go." Lin Xiaotian came to Yang Lang's side with a smile on his back, carrying a snakeskin bag, and said.

"Ah."

Yang Lang nodded gently, turned around and headed towards the exit of the mountain.

This little guy is still too young, he was deceived so easily, what kind of bad intentions can the little Taoist priests in the mountains have, they just want to hang out with the big brother and marry Bai Fumei.

Out of the mountains, the streets.

Along the way, Lin Xiaotian looked curiously at the surrounding environment, as well as every food at the stall, and his saliva almost flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"What, want to eat?"

Yang Lang smiled faintly. When he appeared on this street, he was like a dazzling star, attracting the attention of women around him.

There's no way, after all, it's the good looks of a certain reader brother, so it's hard to resist.

"Brother, I'm basically a vegetarian in the mountains. I rarely have game. The meat here smells delicious, but unfortunately I don't have any money."

Lin Xiaotian touched his slightly flattened stomach, and said helplessly.

"I told you earlier, I'll take you in to eat, your eldest brother, I have nothing but money and looks, alas~" Yang Lang covered his forehead with his right hand, and said softly.

"." Lin Xiaotian had black lines all over his head, but he didn't say anything. He was indeed handsome, there was no doubt about it.

Walk into the BBQ.

"What do you two want to eat?" The store manager's aunt came to the table of the two of them, and naturally placed the menu in front of Yang Lang.

After all, it looks like Lin Xiaotian came from the countryside now, wearing an old and whitish T-shirt, and holding a snakeskin bag in his hand. On the other hand, it is Yang Lang, who is wearing a black suit, has a tall figure, and And handsome, like a successful person.

"Just order whatever you want to eat." Yang Lang gently pushed the menu in front of Lin Xiaotian, and said with a smile.

"Okay, thank you brother."

Lin Xiaotian took the menu, looked at the many delicious skewers on it, almost drooled, and quickly chose a bunch of skewers.

After a while.

A bunch of skewers were wiped out by Lin Xiaotian. In the barbecue restaurant, many people looked at him with strange eyes.

After all, he has eaten hundreds of barbecue skewers, which are more edible than pigs.

Yang Lang didn't speak, but with a faint smile on his lips, he sat on a chair and watched him eat barbecue calmly.

"Brother, don't you want to eat?" Lin Xiaotian said with a smile while holding the mutton skewers in both hands, with stains on his mouth.

"No, I don't like eating these very much, and I feel full when I watch you eat."

Yang Lang shook his head slightly, took out a few pieces of paper on the table, and wiped the stains from the corners of Lin Xiaotian's mouth.

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Noticing his strange movements, Lin Xiaotian was taken aback suddenly, and all the movements of his hands stopped.

"Eat slowly, no one will fight with you."

Yang Lang casually threw the paper into the trash can, crossed his arms and said calmly.

"Ding, it was detected that Lin Xiaotian's favorability towards the host was +20, successfully reaching the friend level, and taking Lin Xiaotian away in advance, disrupting the plot again, obtaining 2000 plundering value, tens of billions of assets (the source is normal)"

Hearing the voice reverberating in his mind, Yang Lang rolled his eyes angrily. If he had known about this kind of operation, he would not have taken the billion from Mu Niannian, and made himself very embarrassed, okay?

Forget it, use it first, she has a lot of money anyway.

After paying the money, Yang Lang took Lin Xiaotian to the airport, bought two first-class tickets, and soon got on the plane.

The two of them were sitting next to each other.

"Brother, it's my first time flying, so I'm a little excited. By the way, I don't know your name yet?" Lin Xiaotian leaned on the comfortable seat, looked at Yang Lang, and said.

Hearing this, Yang Lang closed his eyes, put his hands on his head, and said calmly: "My name is Yang Lang, from now on you can just call me Brother Lang."

"Okay Brother Lang, are we going to go to that unfinished building you mentioned to kill ghosts?"

Lin Xiaotian nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then said again.

"Otherwise? Are you taking you to play with your sister?" Yang Lang opened his right eye, glanced at him casually, and said angrily.

If it was of no use to him, Yang Lang would not have looked for him at all, let alone spend so much trouble.

"Oh" Lin Xiaotian replied, turned around, and murmured: "It's not impossible, but I feel that there seems to be no woman in this world who is more beautiful than Widow Wang."

"Gentlemen, would you like coffee or a drink?"

"Damn it, fairy!"

(End of this chapter)