Live broadcast: My leisurely life in the mountain village

Chapter 440 That Buddy's Story
"Bastard, you can't talk properly!"

Liu Ran was really depressed, he had already shouted out the word "dear", but he went to add the word "queen eight".

However, the homophony sounds pretty good, "Queen"!
Liu Ran didn't care as much as Xu Xia, changed her mind, and said with a sweet smile:
"Damn, I am your queen, then you are my king."

Xu Xia was drinking mineral water, and almost spit out a sip of mineral water. Words such as queen and king popped up, really stupid, or fake stupid, did he mean that?

Well, forget about the details.

"Queen...well, can you give me the self-service hot pot now?"

"Well, of course, this is a reward for you."

Then, I opened the package, and after a long wait of about 10 minutes, the self-heating self-service small hot pot was cooked.

In less than 3 minutes, a small super spicy hot pot was eaten by two people, and they were sweating profusely.

"It tastes good, but it's too little, Ran Ran, do you have any more? Don't say you only bought one box?"

Xu Xia only felt that she was still satisfied. She looked at the bright red oil in the box, but it was already empty.

Liu Ran was also very distressed, she didn't eat to her heart's content, this was originally a meal for one person, but it was definitely not enough for the two of them to eat.

"No, I didn't expect it to be so delicious. Forget it, don't eat it. If you eat too much spicy pepper, you will get pimples on your face."

Liu Ran found an excuse to comfort herself.

Xu Xia lay comfortably on the bed, put out a large character, and said regretfully:
"Forget it, that's all for today. When I go back to Hongcheng County, I'll have a good meal! When the time comes to live-stream the hotpot, remember to join us."

Just like that, all night.

The next day.

The two drove to the Great Wall. On this day, Xu Xia started a live broadcast. For many people, they had never been to a place like the Great Wall, but they watched a lot on TV.

Xu Xia had a lot of fun that day, and when it was getting dark, Liu Ran sent him to the airport.

Originally, Xu Xia wanted to stay another night, but Liu Ran didn't allow it, saying that she was going to work tomorrow and couldn't send Xu Xia to the airport, so he let him go tonight.

There is another point, the return ticket is also tonight.

Xu Xia thought about it, and was lazy to change the ticket, so she agreed to Liu Ran's plan.

It's ashamed to say that the lonely man and the widow lived together in the same room for two nights, but they didn't do anything in the end. If this news got out, it would probably make more than N people laugh out loud.

Therefore, Xu Xia decisively buried this matter in her heart. No matter who asked, it was impossible to tell the details.

Seeing that it was getting close to the boarding time, Xu Xia checked the ticket and entered the boarding gate under the watchful eye of Liu Ran.

Xu Xia also asked Liu Ran to go back and rest earlier.

But who knows, not long after Liu Ran left, the news of the flight delay came from the radio. The exact time of the delay is yet to be determined.

Xu Xia raised her eyebrows, wondering if she would be so unlucky.

But he wasn't in a hurry. After all, the most important thing in life is to experience different lives. In the past, he often watched various flight delays on TV, and this was the first time he felt it.

It seems to be nothing. I don’t know why those people who can earn hundreds of millions a day are so anxious because of flight delays?

Don't you know that taking off in bad weather conditions has a high chance of causing grass on the grave? If there are no people, there will be nothing. I don't understand the truth.

Perhaps, that is intermittent brain damage.

Xu Xia started the live broadcast, chatting with the fans in the live broadcast room, and passing the time.

"Xia Geer, are you going home?"

"Wow, the Imperial Capital Airport is so big. It's much bigger than the airport here. It's so beautiful."

"Yes, it is indeed beautiful."

"Brother Xia, move your camera, I heard that there are many beauties at the airport, let us have a look."

"Right now, Brother Xia should be in the charging stage. At this stage, he should not be interested in any opposite sex."

"What do you mean, I don't understand."

"If you don't know, ask Du Niang!"

"..."

Xu Xia smiled lightly, the labor and management will tell you why the labor and management are not doing anything?hehe!Think too much.

Xu Xia said lightly:
"To be honest, I am physically strong and can fight without sleep for a year. Don't ask me how I did it, because I am also very distressed."

"Smelly shameless, your body is too weak."

"Xia Geer will tell you a real case, the kind that made the news.

It is said that a buddy has never been able to find a wife and is still a bachelor in his 30s.

Moreover, this buddy is quite stupid. After so many years, he has never had any trouble with the plane except for being full of energy.

Later, his neighbors couldn't stand it anymore, so they suggested him to go to a blind date agency for a blind date. He was very lucky, the lover finally got married, got married and started a family, and lived a happy little life. "

"Wait, upstairs, what do you mean by your long talk? Is it my lack of IQ or something? I don't understand it. Why don't you focus on it."

"Uh, why are you panicking? If you want to know the follow-up, you have to listen to me!"

"On the wedding night in the bridal chamber, that buddy gave his first blood for more than 30 years. He is the first blood. I don't know if his wife is the first blood, but this is not the point.

After that day, that buddy realized one thing, it turns out that getting married is such a bad thing, and I have lived in vain all these years, just to commemorate the years of mediocrity.

In addition, he was deeply infatuated with the matter of the bridal chamber.

In this way, in the next two years or so, he and his wife almost met one to three times a day, enjoying the pinnacle of life every day. "

"But that buddy's body is getting weaker and weaker. He is clearly in the prime of life, but unknowingly, his hair is full of gray hair, and his body's resistance is visibly declining.

but!His abdominal muscles have been trained, but unfortunately, there are so many parts of the human body, no matter how good the abdominal muscles are, it is useless.

Finally one day, that buddy fell into a coma at home and was sent to the hospital. Guess what happened afterwards? "

"Damn it, just get straight to the point, a lot of nonsense!"

"Ahem, here comes the important point, but if you want to know the following, please pay attention to your attitude.

I went on to say that the hospital's diagnosis was acute renal failure. Anyone with a little medical knowledge should know that with this disease, this person is basically useless.

At that time, the doctor looked at the patient's appearance, and couldn't believe that the patient was a young man in his 30s, basically no different from his seventies and eighties. "

"I said so much, I just want to tell the anchor a truth, the total amount of bullets in a person's life is limited, and they must be used rationally.

For example, that guy fired all the bullets in a short period of time, which is the same as a few shots exploding due to high temperature.

Brother Xia, do you understand? "

(End of this chapter)