Live broadcast: My leisurely life in the mountain village

Chapter 33 Water Monster?

On one side of the stream, there is a bluestone path along the stream.

"In the past, this path was trampled down by the brats in our village, but now they are all about my size, and almost all of them work in other places.

In addition to some old people in the village, young people probably come back every year during the holidays. Whenever I see the overgrown weeds on the path, it reminds me of the precious youth that passed away. "

Xu Xia walked and said:
"But it's not entirely a bad thing. At least the fish in the pool in front have not been caught for a long time. I think there will be a big harvest today!"

"Anchor, I just want to say, is there still a picture of you running in the sunset in that precious youth that has passed away?"

"Upstairs, hahahaha... I really want to see the host wearing a floral skirt, holding a handkerchief, reflected in the afterglow of the sunset, it must be very interesting."

"Isn't it time to play the theme song next? I never expected it, la la la la la..."

Xu Xia secretly said to your uncle, if you don't make fun of him, you will die!A bunch of cheaters said angrily:

"Big brothers, can you pinpoint the key points? The central idea is obviously to catch fish, right? You can tell from the first glance that the teacher didn't listen carefully when he taught reading comprehension."

"Anchor, don't care about those details, or if you run one now, we will take a screenshot for you, even though it is still sunny."

"You can have this, we support you as the anchor, let's make waves!"

"The anchor is so handsome, running under the bright sun, commemorating the lost youth, he must be so handsome!"

The corners of Xu Xia's mouth twitched, Laozi believed in you ghosts!

After a while, Xu Xia stopped. In front of him was a clear pool with a diameter of more than 20 meters. The water in the pool was not shallow, at least seven or eight meters deep. The breeze blew by, causing layers of subtle ripples, sparkling.

"Wow, it's so beautiful. Is this the anchor you said?"

"The quality of this water is absolutely amazing. If it is placed in many scenic spots, it can definitely be developed as a scenic spot."

"Where are the fish? Why didn't you see any of them?"

"I really want to go fruit swimming all of a sudden, how can I break it?"

"Damn it, you're still swimming, you're not afraid of polluting such a clear pool of water."

"Fishing, anchor."

Xu Xia unhurriedly put down the "equipment" he was carrying, as well as a small folding stool, tied the fishing line to the bamboo, and hung the fishhook on the earthworm.

"Generally, eel, mullet, carp and crucian carp prefer to eat earthworms, and these kinds of fish are the most in this pool. If you catch crucian carp, you can eat crucian carp with fennel tonight. The taste is absolutely delicious!
If it is carp and mullet, slice it to make spicy boiled fish.If it's eel, braise it in soy sauce. "

"Anchor, please do me a favor, don't talk about it, I just ate my lunch, and you said I was hungry again."

"Correct answer, the host must have done it on purpose."

"I'm fucking drooling, uh, fennel crucian carp, the anchor's taste is a bit strong."

"Mortal, you know the delicacy of carp with fennel."

"I just want to ask, after eating the eels in the pool, will they not be able to give birth to children? I heard that eating too much eels kills sperm!"

"I'll go, is it true or not, does the live broadcast know about these things?"

Xu Xia looked at the barrage, and some information appeared in his mind, which was obtained from the library, and explained with a smile:
"Yes, and no. In fact, everyone has a big misunderstanding about eel spermicide.

Everyone knows that rice field eels are hermaphroditic. Some farmers feed diethylstilbestrol to rice field eels for the purpose of masculinizing the eels. Farmers do that in order to make rice field eels grow meat faster and sell for money, and it does have certain effects on reproduction. Influence.

However, the government has introduced new policies, and this phenomenon has basically been eliminated. Don't worry too much, just eat what you need to eat, and it won't be a big deal.

And if it is a wild eel, the kind you mentioned may not happen.

By the way, eating rice field eels can also nourish qi and blood. Those who are physically weak can buy some and try it. "

After everyone listened to it, they suddenly realized, and then looked at Xu Xia with disbelief. I really know, and I still talked about it in such detail.

"Big anchor, why do you know everything? Can rice field eels nourish the kidneys?"

"I'm going to go, just a thousand degrees, it's really just like what the host said."

"Post up! The anchor cheated."

"Replenishing the kidney...cough cough, why don't you explain it to the host?"

Xu Xia: "..."

After chatting for a while, more than an hour passed. Xu Xia was very depressed. He came to have a big fight today, okay?Unexpectedly, after fishing for so long, I caught a few small fish as wide as two fingers wide.

He suddenly thought of something!
He frowned, and patted his forehead secretly, how could he forget about that, it wouldn't be a waste of work today!
Seven or eight years ago, there were rumors that there might be something unclean in this pool. At the beginning, a lost duck was eaten in the pool, and some villagers saw a huge shadow swimming in the water. Said there was a water monster.

Even Xu Xia was warned many times by her parents not to come to the pool to play in the water, for fear that if she was not careful, her son would be killed by the water monster.

Since then, the number of fish in the pool has also decreased rapidly, and the villagers of Haitang Village and several nearby villages rarely come here anymore.

If it weren't for the running water here, which could ensure a steady stream of fish entering the pool from the upper reaches of the stream, it is estimated that even Xu Xia would not be able to catch even small fish.

Anyway, Xu Xia doesn't believe in the rumors of ghosts and water monsters. In fact, the so-called water monsters reported in many places are mostly just large carnivorous fish, such as silver carp!

At this moment, a strange ripple suddenly appeared on the water, as if something was stirring from the bottom up. Unfortunately, the water was very deep, and it was impossible to see what was in the water.

However, the result soon came, a two-meter-long big fish slowly revealed its outline in the water.

The live broadcast room exploded in an instant, Xu Xia's eyes widened, and the fans' eyes also widened.

"Fuck, is it a water monster in Haitang Village? I'm getting goosebumps all over my body!"

"Run, anchor, there are monsters, Sha Wujing is here!"

"The scalp is numb, if you jump in to take a bath, you will burp every minute!"

"It should be a big fish, how can there be such a big fish in such a small pool?"

"Who knows, why didn't the anchor speak? Did he get scared?"

"No, you look at the anchor's eyes, it seems that you are very excited..."

As the fans said, the shock in Xu Xia's eyes at the beginning has turned into excitement. It is not a water monster at all, but an ingredient of top-quality chopped pepper fish head!
"It turns out that such a thing is at fault! It is so big, it must have eaten all the fish in the pool!"

(End of this chapter)