Live broadcast: My leisurely life in the mountain village

Chapter 286

Feng Xiaomo and Shi Yingying were talking nonsense, and before they knew it, 5 minutes had passed. Sure enough, just as Feng Xiaomo said, Feng Shiao's voice came from outside the door,

"Xiao Mo, what are you doing? Come out quickly, you girl, you are so rude!"

"Oh, Dad, come out right away, but let's make it clear first, don't beat me up later!"

Feng Xiaomo's voice came out weakly.

"beat you?……"

Feng Shi'ao repeated these two words, feeling an ominous premonition in his heart.

Later in the afternoon, he told Li Xiuru about wanting Xu Xia to go home, and the feedback he got was that Feng Xiaomo seemed to be very resistant, secretly thinking that this girl would not do anything.

If Xu Xia hadn't been sitting beside him, he would have pushed open Feng Xiaomo's door immediately, so as to see what Feng Xiaomo was up to.

But it was obviously inappropriate now, so I had to smile and said to Xu Xia:
"Xiao Xu, don't mind, that kid Xiao Mo doesn't talk to us like that, he's spoiled."

Of course Xu Xia wouldn't mind, and it had nothing to do with him. The blind date this time was completely wishful thinking by Feng Shi'ao.

"it's okay no problem."

However, Xu Xia also felt that something was wrong when he heard it, "beat up", why would he be "beaten up"?
Xu Xia couldn't think of a reason, so she simply stopped thinking about it, it was a waste of brain cells.

Li Xiuru's cooking skills are very good, and the delicious smell of food is already wafting from the kitchen. After a while, the table is already filled with seven or eight dishes, three meat and three vegetables, and one soup.

"Old Feng, bring Xiao Xu over for dinner. Why isn't this girl Xiao Mo coming out? I'll call her again."

At this moment, Feng Xiaomo knew that he couldn't escape, so he gently pushed open the door, leaned out his lower body, but his upper body was still inside, and said in response:
"Mom, I'm out, out."

Facing the sound, everyone looked over.

Xu Xia frowned, her legs looked quite long, and she seemed to be wearing school uniform pants?College students still dress so retro?

As for the shape of the legs first and the face later, it should be stockings, any color of stockings will do.

Immediately afterwards, it was shoulder-length long hair. At the bottom of the long hair, there were two embroidered butterfly flowers pinned. The style of the painting seemed a little weird for a while.

"Girl, what are you up to? It's really impolite to dawdle. That's what we usually teach you?"

"I'm coming."

Feng Xiaomo answered straightforwardly, but her body movements were very slow, as if there was some kind of magic in her boudoir, pulling her body and preventing her from going out.

"What are you wearing?!"

Feng Shi'ao was a little annoyed, he stood up and looked at Feng Xiaomo, what is he doing!

As a father, it's rare for him to arrange something, and this girl doesn't even give her any face.

Feng Xiaomo's makeup fell into the eyes of Xu Xia, Feng Shiao and Li Xiuru.

Suddenly, Qiqi let out a gasp, and was startled by Feng Xiaomo's face.

Feng Xiaomo's face shape can be roughly discerned. Overall, it's not bad, and his facial features are also very straight, but the makeup on his face is too irritating and eye-catching.

In Xu Xia's live broadcast room, there was a sudden storm, which was of course purely a matter of gloating.

"Hahaha, laugh, laugh. Brother Xia has received at least [-] points of critical damage. This blind date is a bit interesting. It's just such a pity that I can't see the expression on Brother Xia's face."

"Does it need to be said about the expression? It's definitely full of black lines, the corners of the mouth are twitching, and you have to force a smile. You can't tell your girl that it's too scary to let her out in front of her sister's parents."

"This statement is wrong. People are in their own homes, and there is no such thing as whether to let them out or not."

"To be honest, if you don't look at her face, I actually think this girl is pretty good. Even if she is wearing a school uniform, she still looks like she has a good figure."

"You're awesome. You can see your figure from this. If it's the belly, there might be a big piece of bubble meat hidden there. Some girls just can see their faces, but the rest of them are garbage."

"It sounds like you have experience, it's true or false."

"Let's wait and see. I don't know if Grimace Girl will remove her makeup. I'm looking forward to it. In fact, there is still a certain chance. She is a big beauty."

"Ahem, I don't have extravagant hopes anymore, Brother Xia probably wants to escape now."

"Sadako's sense of sight, there is something, there is something!"

"..."

Feng Xiaomo's face was smeared with a thick layer of make-up, which was frighteningly white, while the circles of her eyes were pitch black, and the small circle in the middle of her lips was smeared with vermilion.

There is also a stroke under the corner of the mouth towards the chin, as if bleeding.

To sum up, it is the regular makeup of the female ghosts in Shenzhou Seven's 80s ghost movies, plus disheveled hair, a touch of "blood" at the corner of the mouth, and two butterfly flower hairpins where the hair is disheveled.

Feng Xiaomo fully portrayed herself as a female high school student who was hurt by love and committed suicide and turned into a ghost.

Feng Shi'ao's face darkened immediately, and Li Xiuru's brows twitched, but Xu Xia remained calm.

"Damn girl, what are you doing! I told you to go back to the room so you can pick it up, and you picked it up like this?!"

Before Feng Shiao could speak, Li Xiuru exploded immediately.

Feng Shi'ao also wanted to explode, but thinking that Xu Xia, the guest, was still here, the family ugliness could not be publicized, it was too embarrassing, so he coughed dryly twice, and said with a dark face:

"Xiuru, take Xiao Mo to the bathroom and wash off the mess on her face! I'll clean her up later!"

Li Xiuru nodded, then smiled apologetically at Xu Xia, and said:
"Xiao Xu, this girl is not like this usually. You sit down first, we will be here soon."

"It's okay, auntie, don't worry."

Xu Xia got off the donkey along the slope, of course he couldn't say anything about it, it was a family matter.

Moreover, Xu Xia is not stupid. Even with his toes, he can guess why Feng Xiaomo did this. young people.

It's not those leftover women in their 30s who have been poisoned by poisonous chicken soup.

As a result, Xu Xia's mood became much more relaxed, and the blind date mission was almost over, so let's have a good taste of Comrade Feng's daughter-in-law's craftsmanship.

"Xiao Xu, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect this to happen."

Feng Shi'ao's face was apologetic, and he was also very worried about whether Feng Xiaomo's actions would cause Xu Xia's dissatisfaction and lead to the failure of a good blind date arrangement. Then he explained:
"My daughter is a bit lively, but he has a little bit of me, and he has a good heart. As long as you get along with her a little bit, you will know that she is a good girl."

Xu Xia naturally wouldn't refute, and nodded with a smile,
"Yeah, I believe Uncle Feng's words."

Of course, he was humming in his heart, his mind was not absolutely good, but obviously he was not.

(End of this chapter)