Shock!The artifact in my backyard was exposed by my daughter

Chapter 54 Finally Laughed
Congcong was confused by the question, and quickly said: "By the way, Dad, tell me another one. I think what you said is quite interesting, and it is very realistic."

Even the fourth daughter spoke up, so Bai Yu had to tell one. At this time, he still used Xiaotu as an example.

He said: "On the first day, I went fishing by the river when I was a child, and then I felt lonely and returned empty-handed. On the second day, the little rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn't get anything. The third day was too difficult. At that time, the little rabbit had just walked to the river when the fish jumped out of the river. He pointed to the rabbit and said, "This time you use carrots as bait again, be careful that I will jump on the river bank and beat you.""

However, after Bai Yu finished speaking, the eldest daughter and the second daughter regarded what Bai Yu said as deaf ears.

The third daughter also looked petrified at this time, she didn't seem to react, maybe she didn't know that rabbits eat radishes, but fish don't eat radishes.

Even Huang Qianxi felt that the joke was not good at all after hearing it. She even felt embarrassed for Bai Yu because she couldn't see the point of the joke at all.

After Bai Yu said it, she was so cold that she was sweating, but it was embarrassing sweating.

In fact, even he himself felt that this joke was really nothing, because he just made it up at this time, but when Bai Yu was about to give up, the fourth daughter Cong Cong suddenly jumped up, clapped her hands, and then she laughed and said : "Dad, this joke is so funny, so funny."

At this time, Cong Cong showed his true feelings. At first, Bai Yu thought that the fourth daughter was deliberately giving him face, but the pleasure value on his head only increased by 20 points.

This proves that the cold joke he told just now still touched the frosty fourth daughter.

Bai Yu thought to himself: "It seems that this daughter really can't play cards according to common sense."

This idea is very strange, but he thought that this is his daughter, isn't it different from his own personality?
Originally, I could have fought with Sanqing and the others last time, but I wanted to tell my daughters that I would educate them. Although I did fight, the reason was extremely nonsense.

And the last time he became an arrester was quite out of line, all these things he did were the result of his strange brain circuit.

Although she doesn't like to listen to cold jokes, her daughter's brain circuit is very similar to her own, and her daughter also likes to study formations very much, just like him and Huang Qianxi.

Now Bai Yu and Huang Qianxi both feel that their daughter is connected with them.

But in stark contrast to Congcong Dong, her three older sisters all turned their attention to Congcong.

Yueyue nodded to Lulu and said, "Sister, what's so funny about this joke? I really didn't hear anything funny about it."

Even Jingjing, who usually doesn't like to express opinions, said: "Yes, fourth sister, is the joke Dad just told funny? I don't think it's funny at all."

At this moment, the three of them were even thinking in their minds: "Is my fourth sister's brain circuit completely different from that of ordinary Phoenixes?"

They even speculated whether it was because they told their younger sister too much about how powerful their father was when they were born, which actually affected the fourth younger sister and made him worship his father blindly.

And they were even guessing if there was something wrong with Simei's brain?If there is a problem, it still needs Dad's treatment, so let Dad take more of the fourth sister in the future.

The three of them now have completely different interests and hobbies from the fourth child, and now Congcong's three older sisters wish that Congcong would be as far away from Decongcong as possible.

Jingjing who was closest to him also took a few steps back, deliberately keeping a certain distance from the fourth child.

After all, the idea of ​​the fourth child was completely different from that of the three of them. From the perspective of the four of them, there might be some problems with the fourth sister's nerves.

At this time, there was a burst of laughter from Congcong, and Bai Yu said after the laughter: "Since Congcong likes to listen to cold jokes so much, then Dad will think of another cold joke for you, okay?"

After hearing Bai Yu's words, Yue Yue and Lu Lu gently stuffed the hair balls into their ears, shaking their heads uncontrollably.

The two of them didn't want to use this method of deception, she wanted to completely prevent Bai Yu from telling cold jokes.

When Bai Yu was about to speak, Jingjing stuffed a chicken leg into Bai Yu's mouth and said, "Dad, you have worked hard. I will add a chicken leg to you today. You should leave this cold joke and tell Congcong alone. Now you just tell a disgusting cold joke after everyone has finished eating, and the lunch at noon will be in vain."

But after Bai Yu ate the chicken leg, he said: "You should be ready, I will tell cold jokes these two days, you guys really have good eyesight, the fourth sister has just been born, can't you let the fourth sister do something?"

"Cong Cong, Daddy still wants to tell you now, my dear baby."

After hearing this, the third child felt alienated. You must know that she was the child most loved by her father in the past. She has no choice but to listen here because she can't leave now.

Bai Yu continued to smile and said: "I know what Baima's crime will become."

Congcong kept shaking his head after listening to it and replied: "I don't know, what other crimes can a horse commit?"

Bai Yu said with a smile: "Of course a white horse can commit a crime. After committing a crime, it turns into a zebra. You can see that the prison uniform on the zebra is what the white horse looks like after wearing it, hahahaha."

Two bursts of laughter crossed the ears of the three sisters. At this time, even Jingjing felt that the cold joke his father told was too cold. If he didn't explain it, even people with no common sense would not be able to understand it.

The boss and the second child are now sitting on the ground with their heads down, playing with the grass involuntarily.

They used to think that his father invented and created, but he actually had a strong ability to reason, but the sum of these two abilities was not as strong as his ability to tell cold jokes.

If Sanqing was here that day and his father turned on the cold joke mode, they might run away without reasoning with Sanqing.

It seems that if there are enemies coming in the future, Bai Yu will have to turn on the cold joke mode.

And it can save a lot of immortal energy consumption.

Bai Yu refreshed the pleasure value of her fourth daughter Congcong Lezhi once again, and she had already increased by nearly 80 points.

He was very pleased, and the ding dong given by the system interface also made him look forward to it.

The system said: "Specially for the unhappy daughter, find a way to tell jokes to increase her pleasure value, so I reward the host Huang Pin descendant with a bow."

Bai Yu quickly touched his head, frowned, and thought: "What do you mean? What is Huangpin?"

"Could it be that the weapons now have different colors?"

So he opened the interface again, called up the system and asked, "What does this mean? Isn't it all innate, mid-heaven, and low-grade equipment before? Why are there more colors now? What's going on? What happened, has the prehistoric world changed?"

The system thought for a while and said: "There has been a change in the prehistoric world. This is the latest development of the system. In addition to the quality of weapons and equipment, the color also represents its power. Yellow is a second-class immortal equipment. Ordinary equipment needs more attribute bonuses."

"But where to add the specific attribute depends on what attribute you have? What attribute is your preference? Of course, we also have green equipment, orange equipment and purple equipment. The bonus ability of purple equipment does not depend on your physical attributes at most become!"

(End of this chapter)