Obviously not the protagonist, but the villain came at me
Chapter 33 The voice of being eavesdropped at close range! (1)
Chapter 33 The voice of being eavesdropped at close range! (one)
"Ah!! You bastard Yu Ziying, one day, I will definitely put you on the bed and beat you up!"
Silent night.
On the Lingmen Thousand-year-old Mountain, there was a cry like a pig being killed.
Xu Beisheng was rolling all over the ground with his knees hugged in his mountain mansion.
He had planned to wash up and go to sleep, but this sudden occurrence made him angry and painful.
After the battle against Yu Ziying in the daytime, Xu Beisheng returned home and applied the healing items she gave her!
The healing elixir given by Yu Ziying was fine, and even had a good effect. Not long after Xu Beisheng swallowed it, the wound closed quickly.
As expected of a fourth-grade elixir, tens of thousands of spirit stones are needed in the market, and the experience is very good.
To avoid leaving scars, he applied another item, cold spirit grass.
result……
As soon as the cold spirit grass was applied to the wound, there was a burning sensation. When it touched the wound that had not fully healed, Xu Beisheng almost burst into tears.
This kind of experience is several times more painful than sprinkling salt on the wound!
Sure enough, this scheming and vicious woman will not have any good intentions!
dong dong.
The door was knocked.
Xu Beisheng took several deep breaths of air-conditioning, and after holding back the pain, he walked to open the door with trembling legs.
squeak-
He immediately saw the woman he wanted to beat up the most just now, Yu Ziying.
At night, she changed into a long flowing white dress. Against the backdrop of the moonlight, she looked fairy-like.
"Oh! Brother Xu, you didn't use the cold spirit grass I gave you during the day, did you?"
"..."
"Looking at your face, it must have been used, right?" Yu Ziying said in surprise.
She gently covered her red lips with her slender hands, looked at the fine beads of sweat on Xu Beisheng's forehead, and knew that this idiot must be used up!
Fortunately, she has taken over the duties of the saint for several months, and she already has a good psychological ability to withstand stress.
She is a professional, even in the face of such a happy scene, she tried her best to hold back her smile.
But Xu Beisheng caught the involuntary upward curve at the corner of his mouth, and he was so angry that the veins on his forehead swelled up.
"Use it." Xu Beisheng said with a pale smile.
"Xu Junior Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Senior Sister was confused during the day, and accidentally gave you the Fiery Pepper. This pepper is too good at disguising. It looks like a herb, but it's actually extremely spicy. Senior Sister also made a mistake last time when cooking. Several times..."
"It's okay, Senior Sister, I'm okay." Xu Beisheng smiled and said through gritted teeth.
Because Yu Ziying spoke more and more, the smile in that tone couldn't hold back from her stomach, Xu Beisheng was so angry that she almost wanted to do something.
But thinking about being ravaged by this guy during the day, even if caught fighting in the house, I am afraid it will be a complete defeat.
"Well, senior sister, you are sorry for being here." Yu Ziying patted Xu Beisheng's shoulder lightly twice, and said earnestly, "I also cared too much about your injury, so I accidentally messed it up."
"It's okay, I understand. Thank you, senior sister, for your kindness." Xu Beisheng still cupped his fists and said respectfully.
... rustling.
Suddenly, a familiar monologue hit Yu Ziying's ear:
[I think you want me to die of pain soon, bitch woman! 】
[Hot peppers and herbs can be mixed together, did your eyes fall off the ground and be eaten by dogs?Depend on!Let me just say it on purpose!Still laughing so wildly! 】
[If it wasn't for me not being able to beat you, I would have dragged you in for an education! 】
【look?Still watching?I know I'm pretending to be handsome, don't you feel ashamed if you keep staring at me like this?Alas... the name of the dignified saint, I think it is also lost in your class!Trash saint! 】
[Hurry up and get your big trotters off my shoulders!I still have the wound you made on me, it hurts, bastard! 】
suddenly.
Yu Ziying heard Xu Beisheng's inner voice clearly in front of her. She looked at Xu Beisheng in astonishment, feeling at a loss.
what happened?
Didn't you only hear the dialogue when it was time to take the initiative to complain?
But now-
Coincidentally, Yu Ziying glanced alertly and found the necklace on Xu Beisheng's neck.
Before Yu Ziying went out to visit Xu Beisheng, she also deliberately put the necklace on her neck.
In the past, Yu Ziying always hid her necklace, either in her pocket or in the Qiankun bag.
Except at night when Xu Beisheng made complaints about it, she would wear it on purpose, only in this way could she hear and see.
Could it be that……
Now as long as I wear the Daoyin necklace and get close to Xu Beisheng, can I know what he is thinking?Yu Ziying guessed.
After realizing this conjecture, she became more and more angry.
Okay!
Hello Xu Beisheng!
It's fine if no outsiders scold me secretly at night, but now that my old lady is in front of you, why are you scolding me so boldly?
What a big deal, Junior Brother Xu!
Ha ha……
Then don't blame me for being cruel!
"Hehe, Junior Brother Xu, after the fierce battle during the day, your body must be sore? Do you need my senior sister to help you relax with her carefully learned massage skills?" Yu Ziying said with a smile.
She was gentle and considerate when she spoke, as if she really cared about the cute little junior in front of her.
In fact, Yu Ziying used her slender and smooth palm to make a gesture on his injured shoulder, kneading it for a while...
It turned out that the wound hadn't healed yet, and because of the burning pain of Liehuotianjiao and Yu Ziying's deliberate rubbing.
The pain is like an electric current spreading all over the body!
Pain pain pain!
"Hiss—" Xu Beisheng bit his lip and took a breath.
He looked at Yu Ziying, out of breath for a moment due to the pain, unable to speak, and shook his head silently and slowly.
... rustling.
【Let go!You eight mother-in-law! 】
【Is the hand made of iron pliers?Is it that strong?What the hell!Are you going to massage, or are you going to take my arm off? 】
[Don’t know if I’m an injured person?Can't you be gentler with your hands?The expression looks very considerate, but the attack is really poisonous! 】
[I rely on rely on!laugh? 】
[You stinky shameless, you still look at me and laugh! ! 】
【abnormal!You are definitely a perverted senior sister!I'm so... I don't dare to think about the days to come! 】
[No... I feel like I'm about to be beaten to death by her now, my shoulder is about to break! 】
Yu Ziying finally let go of her palm slowly.
Nodding her head, she pretended to be disappointed and annoyed, and sighed:
"Hey, that's really a pity. If there is a chance, senior sister will give you an exclusive massage next time, right? You don't know that senior sister has many male disciples in the sect who like it. People who want to be massaged by me There are so many that you can line up from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain."
[You just say that it’s okay to line up from the top of the mountain to your grave, dead motherfucker. 】
Thus, Yu Ziying stretched out her slender hand in the air again:
"Oh, Junior Brother Xu, I can't do it, I still think I should give you a good massage, so that you can experience the unique skills of Senior Sister!"
"...Wait, no!!"
(End of this chapter)
"Ah!! You bastard Yu Ziying, one day, I will definitely put you on the bed and beat you up!"
Silent night.
On the Lingmen Thousand-year-old Mountain, there was a cry like a pig being killed.
Xu Beisheng was rolling all over the ground with his knees hugged in his mountain mansion.
He had planned to wash up and go to sleep, but this sudden occurrence made him angry and painful.
After the battle against Yu Ziying in the daytime, Xu Beisheng returned home and applied the healing items she gave her!
The healing elixir given by Yu Ziying was fine, and even had a good effect. Not long after Xu Beisheng swallowed it, the wound closed quickly.
As expected of a fourth-grade elixir, tens of thousands of spirit stones are needed in the market, and the experience is very good.
To avoid leaving scars, he applied another item, cold spirit grass.
result……
As soon as the cold spirit grass was applied to the wound, there was a burning sensation. When it touched the wound that had not fully healed, Xu Beisheng almost burst into tears.
This kind of experience is several times more painful than sprinkling salt on the wound!
Sure enough, this scheming and vicious woman will not have any good intentions!
dong dong.
The door was knocked.
Xu Beisheng took several deep breaths of air-conditioning, and after holding back the pain, he walked to open the door with trembling legs.
squeak-
He immediately saw the woman he wanted to beat up the most just now, Yu Ziying.
At night, she changed into a long flowing white dress. Against the backdrop of the moonlight, she looked fairy-like.
"Oh! Brother Xu, you didn't use the cold spirit grass I gave you during the day, did you?"
"..."
"Looking at your face, it must have been used, right?" Yu Ziying said in surprise.
She gently covered her red lips with her slender hands, looked at the fine beads of sweat on Xu Beisheng's forehead, and knew that this idiot must be used up!
Fortunately, she has taken over the duties of the saint for several months, and she already has a good psychological ability to withstand stress.
She is a professional, even in the face of such a happy scene, she tried her best to hold back her smile.
But Xu Beisheng caught the involuntary upward curve at the corner of his mouth, and he was so angry that the veins on his forehead swelled up.
"Use it." Xu Beisheng said with a pale smile.
"Xu Junior Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Senior Sister was confused during the day, and accidentally gave you the Fiery Pepper. This pepper is too good at disguising. It looks like a herb, but it's actually extremely spicy. Senior Sister also made a mistake last time when cooking. Several times..."
"It's okay, Senior Sister, I'm okay." Xu Beisheng smiled and said through gritted teeth.
Because Yu Ziying spoke more and more, the smile in that tone couldn't hold back from her stomach, Xu Beisheng was so angry that she almost wanted to do something.
But thinking about being ravaged by this guy during the day, even if caught fighting in the house, I am afraid it will be a complete defeat.
"Well, senior sister, you are sorry for being here." Yu Ziying patted Xu Beisheng's shoulder lightly twice, and said earnestly, "I also cared too much about your injury, so I accidentally messed it up."
"It's okay, I understand. Thank you, senior sister, for your kindness." Xu Beisheng still cupped his fists and said respectfully.
... rustling.
Suddenly, a familiar monologue hit Yu Ziying's ear:
[I think you want me to die of pain soon, bitch woman! 】
[Hot peppers and herbs can be mixed together, did your eyes fall off the ground and be eaten by dogs?Depend on!Let me just say it on purpose!Still laughing so wildly! 】
[If it wasn't for me not being able to beat you, I would have dragged you in for an education! 】
【look?Still watching?I know I'm pretending to be handsome, don't you feel ashamed if you keep staring at me like this?Alas... the name of the dignified saint, I think it is also lost in your class!Trash saint! 】
[Hurry up and get your big trotters off my shoulders!I still have the wound you made on me, it hurts, bastard! 】
suddenly.
Yu Ziying heard Xu Beisheng's inner voice clearly in front of her. She looked at Xu Beisheng in astonishment, feeling at a loss.
what happened?
Didn't you only hear the dialogue when it was time to take the initiative to complain?
But now-
Coincidentally, Yu Ziying glanced alertly and found the necklace on Xu Beisheng's neck.
Before Yu Ziying went out to visit Xu Beisheng, she also deliberately put the necklace on her neck.
In the past, Yu Ziying always hid her necklace, either in her pocket or in the Qiankun bag.
Except at night when Xu Beisheng made complaints about it, she would wear it on purpose, only in this way could she hear and see.
Could it be that……
Now as long as I wear the Daoyin necklace and get close to Xu Beisheng, can I know what he is thinking?Yu Ziying guessed.
After realizing this conjecture, she became more and more angry.
Okay!
Hello Xu Beisheng!
It's fine if no outsiders scold me secretly at night, but now that my old lady is in front of you, why are you scolding me so boldly?
What a big deal, Junior Brother Xu!
Ha ha……
Then don't blame me for being cruel!
"Hehe, Junior Brother Xu, after the fierce battle during the day, your body must be sore? Do you need my senior sister to help you relax with her carefully learned massage skills?" Yu Ziying said with a smile.
She was gentle and considerate when she spoke, as if she really cared about the cute little junior in front of her.
In fact, Yu Ziying used her slender and smooth palm to make a gesture on his injured shoulder, kneading it for a while...
It turned out that the wound hadn't healed yet, and because of the burning pain of Liehuotianjiao and Yu Ziying's deliberate rubbing.
The pain is like an electric current spreading all over the body!
Pain pain pain!
"Hiss—" Xu Beisheng bit his lip and took a breath.
He looked at Yu Ziying, out of breath for a moment due to the pain, unable to speak, and shook his head silently and slowly.
... rustling.
【Let go!You eight mother-in-law! 】
【Is the hand made of iron pliers?Is it that strong?What the hell!Are you going to massage, or are you going to take my arm off? 】
[Don’t know if I’m an injured person?Can't you be gentler with your hands?The expression looks very considerate, but the attack is really poisonous! 】
[I rely on rely on!laugh? 】
[You stinky shameless, you still look at me and laugh! ! 】
【abnormal!You are definitely a perverted senior sister!I'm so... I don't dare to think about the days to come! 】
[No... I feel like I'm about to be beaten to death by her now, my shoulder is about to break! 】
Yu Ziying finally let go of her palm slowly.
Nodding her head, she pretended to be disappointed and annoyed, and sighed:
"Hey, that's really a pity. If there is a chance, senior sister will give you an exclusive massage next time, right? You don't know that senior sister has many male disciples in the sect who like it. People who want to be massaged by me There are so many that you can line up from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain."
[You just say that it’s okay to line up from the top of the mountain to your grave, dead motherfucker. 】
Thus, Yu Ziying stretched out her slender hand in the air again:
"Oh, Junior Brother Xu, I can't do it, I still think I should give you a good massage, so that you can experience the unique skills of Senior Sister!"
"...Wait, no!!"
(End of this chapter)
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