host brain pain

Chapter 98 You Can't Be Sassy

The other party is typing...

Suho: "1 what 1, run your legs well, pay attention to safety, don't fall to your death."

At the end, I also brought an expression pack: Dad loves you.JPG.

Su Xiaomu scratched his head and did not reply to the message.

I beeped quietly in my heart, did you reply to messages a little too fast today, and did you scare the female creditor?
There was an inappropriate emoticon in the withdrawal message, so the female creditor was a little panicked?
Su Xiaomu, who has no memory of the same kind in his brain, silently gave up and continued to speculate. Anyway, the female creditor is a big boss, and the big boss has a lot of secrets.

Can't guess.

1.9 kilometers is not far, and Su Xiaomu has been debuffed by the small garbage system, so he can't go up or down, which is more efficient.

It took 20 minutes to complete this errand order that really had no possibility.

I can't even make a fuss if I want to.

Su Xiaomu, who was poor, weak, helpless and wanted to show off, took the second order decisively.

￥30.00!

Address: Public restroom on the second floor of Qianqian Mall, No. 280, Zhongliu Road.

Remarks: Universal help: help buy a pack of no less than 6 paper towels of any brand and send it to the No. 3 pit of the male guard. Remember to knock on the door, thank you!

Generally speaking, this is the end of the remark, but Su Xiaomu on the street almost laughed out loud when he saw the following line:

MMP, the big guy in Pit No. 2 next door said, Brother, what brand of tissue are you using? It smells very good. Can you lend it to me to smell it? Then I squatted down until now, and I feel numb.

Su Xiaomu felt that this guy was really pitiful and naive. He couldn't believe anything he said in the bathroom, you know?

Is this routine not popularized on the Internet?

But it’s also interesting to say that the public toilets in this kind of shopping mall are usually covered with paper, and the flow of people is relatively large, so you can just knock on the door or something.

While thinking about it, Su Xiaomu went to the convenience store to buy a pack of tissues that could be used, and rushed to the customer's address.

Beep in my heart, I got ￥30.

This kind of urgent order is the most comfortable. Usually, you will have to add some money. Originally, the journey was not far, that is, the basic starting price was 15 yuan, but now it is 30 yuan.

Only an angel like him would not dislike this kind of order.

Thinking about it, Su Xiaomu felt that his back was shining, it was called a holy light.

Within a few minutes, Su Xiaomu arrived at the destination. The mall was a bit old, maybe this was the reason why there was no paper in the bathroom. It took a little effort to find the bathroom on the second floor.

Men's guard, there is no obstacle at all.

After Su Xiaomu went in, he found that there was no one there. No wonder he could only run errands, found Pit No. 3, and knocked on the door according to the customer's request.

"Hello, the things you need to run errands to buy have arrived. Open the door and get them."

This errand run was quite interesting recently, so Su Xiaomu clicked on the video recording. Of course, he didn't intend to let the client appear on the scene, add a filter or something, it's completely o98k.

Just when Su Xiaomu was thinking that he could go home first after the order was completed, no matter whether the status was lifted or not, there was a sound from the No. 3 pit that almost scared Su Xiaomu into flying.

A cute female voice sounded from inside.

"Brother, please pass the paper through the crack of the door."

Su Xiaomu: "..."

I knock, isn't it big brother die?How did you become a girl?

Su Xiaomu's Adam's apple rolled with difficulty, and he said uncertainly, "I think I really wanted to go wrong."

"Little brother, you're right, it's right here. I'm Jio Mommy, please give me the tissue quickly." The female voice was anxious.

Su Xiaomu handed it tremblingly, and when he saw a pair of men's hands, he felt ill.

"Brother die, what level is the false sound at station B? Damn, I almost scared me to death."

Su Xiaomu has also been around for a long time. Who the hell are these people? They have a mine at home and they are playing pseudo-voice.

"Little brother, guess what, you guessed that I want you hehehehe." The blue kid inside said with a smile.

Su Xiaomu felt that the hairs on his hands stood on end, and goose bumps fell all over the floor.

This is scarier than real girls. Sure enough, the fake voice is the scariest. Who knows if he will dress up as a woman someday.

For example, there is a voice-changing master named Shen Yan who will definitely become a master of women's clothing in the future.

At this moment, a thick male voice came from inside, "If you can't guess, I'll just call you hehehe..."

"Oh my god, big brother, I can't afford to provoke you, so let's sneak away first."

Su Xiaomu wished he could have four legs and run around, but the order hadn't been completed yet, so he had to bow his head for the sake of money.

While talking, the false voice boss inside opened the door and came out. He was really a blue boy with a relatively small family and a small bird. No wonder he was thinking of false voice.

"Damn it, you're so handsome!"

Crispy!

Su Xiaomu scratched his head, "If there's nothing wrong, please help me finish the order. I still have orders to run."

The blue boy made a gesture of brushing his hair, a little angry, "Little brother, don't you think you are like an angel, bouncing around and scattering little stars all the way to my heart."

"..."

"Okay, okay, I'll finish it for you." He changed into a real voice.

"You are so handsome, I hope to see you again in the future. Let me introduce you to the rich lady. You are so handsome, running errands is too wasteful!"

"Don't be in a hurry, little brother..." The false voice struck.

The movements of Su Xiaomu's feet became faster, and he felt goosebumps all over his body, and cold sweat broke out on his back.

See you later?

Don't!

Don't see each other in this life, let's be quiet as passers-by in each other's lives!
When the barrage of [Status Unban Completed] popped up, Su Xiaomu didn't even bother to pay attention.

Suho, Suho, come and save me, this society is so terrible!

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When they returned to Huabanli, Su Ho hadn't come back yet. Su Xiaomu was sitting on the sofa in 601, feeling a little dazed.

This was the first time Su Xiaomu met a blue boy who was more slutty than him.

It's just too much, really, really too much.

but……

Most people really can't learn this kind of coquettishness.

False voice, thick male voice, and real voice can be switched freely, and it can be so "charming", which is really rare.

Su Xiaomu clicked on the video sharing platform, and this time there were a lot of replies.

Because the accompanying text is more eye-catching-but it's a show, and I ran into a big fake voice.

"666666, the pseudo-sound boss from Station B has appeared. I like to see the author being raped."

"This voice is a bit familiar, I may have heard it at station B."

"Big brother upstairs, share a wave."

"This is the first time I've seen someone who the author can't stand up to. It's really not easy, but to be honest, the author's show has a taste."

"Don't say anything, I'll just obey that sentence hehehe..."

"..."

Su Xiaomu replied to several comments with trembling hands.

"Do you believe me when I say my hands are shaking now?"

"To be honest, I was also convinced, and was almost introduced to a rich woman!"

"Hey, a man as handsome and nice as me, I don't know whose girl will be cheaper in the future..."

"..."

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Broken bowl.

I'm afraid I'm feeling cold. Is there any handsome guy or beautiful girl who can give me a recommendation vote to save Xiaopushi?

(End of this chapter)