host brain pain

Chapter 109 I Think You Are Gay
On the way, Su Ho and Wanda sat in the back seat chatting non-stop, throwing Su Xiaomu a few glances from time to time.

There is a bit of incomprehensible meaning between the eyebrows and eyes, which is roughly equivalent to watching a play?
"Ah, I'll call home today on New Year's Day." Su Xiaomu thought about it for a moment and said casually.

Su Ho and Wan Dai stopped to communicate at the right time and nodded at the same time.

Su Xiaomu poked the central control a few times and dialed the phone number of his mother, Cheng Qianwei. While waiting for the call to connect, he thought to himself, it is so convenient to have a car.

As for why Su Xiaomu can also make a direct phone call when it is clearly Soho's Maserati, this is not even a trivial matter.

Gone.

It's all gone!

"Cub, Happy New Year's Day." As soon as the call was connected, Cheng Qianwei's voice came from the car stereo.

A smile appeared on Su Xiaomu's face, "Mom, Happy New Year's Day."

"..."

"..."

Every phone call is unavoidable from his mother's nagging, Su Xiaomu is neither in a hurry nor tired.

He was already planning to go home and give his mother a small surprise. Thinking about it, he drove the Maserati with one hand, and squeezed the five yuan in his pocket with the other hand.

But, I am poor!

"Do you want to have a word with your dad?" Cheng Qianwei asked.

"Dad, happy New Year's Day." Su Xiaomu said in advance, and Su Yuan's voice was heard immediately.

"..."

At the end, Cheng Qianwei asked with a smile, "Baby, have you ever talked about a girlfriend? The second sister next door has already given birth to a baby. It's time for you to fall in love. I haven't heard of you falling in love since I was a child. Don't think of a different path!"

Su Xiaomu: "..."

Su Xiaomu was a little confused.

Is your mother's mind so open-minded?
"Hey, mom, mom, mom, you're overthinking it. I'm just so handsome that I have no friends, and I haven't met anyone I'm interested in, so I don't fall in love. Besides, it costs money for college students to fall in love, and I'm poor."

Cheng Qianwei was just about to add some love funds, but Su Xiaomu saw that the situation was not going well, so she immediately interrupted, "Well, Mom, I have something else to do, I'll hang up first, bye."

After hanging up the phone, Su Xiaomu heaved a sigh of relief, and his mother's words made him a little dizzy.

Only after he breathed a sigh of relief, there was a loud laugh behind him.

Su Ho and Wanda felt a little pain in their stomachs just now.

For the first time, they feel that the current thinking of middle-aged and elderly people is really trendy.

Can think of such an operation as gay.

Could it be that Su Xiaomu wants to welcome men, advance when he knows men, add men to men, and lock men by strong men?

After driving out for almost five kilometers, Su Ho and Wanda slowly regained their composure.

Looking at Su Xiaomu's back, Su He said happily, "You've never had a girlfriend since you grew up?"

Su Xiaomu nodded indifferently, "I'm a good boy, I don't fall in love early."

"Haven't you ever met someone you're attracted to?" Su Ho and Wanda asked in unison.

"No." Su Xiaomu said with a very certain tone, but his heartbeat was quietly speeding up, and there were some small thoughts in his subconscious that he didn't dare to think about.

"Then you are so handsome that you have no friends. You should have received many love letters from little girls, right?"

"There will be in junior high school, and love breakfast, love cakes and the like will be given in high school."

Speaking of this, Su Xiaomu felt a little resentful that iron could not become steel.

"What do you think they are doing? Why are they all so stupid? It's not that I don't eat by myself. I don't know how to cherish food at all."

Su Ho and Wanda looked at each other and confirmed that they had the same thought.

"You're afraid you're a fool!"

"Hey, what I said is that wasting food is a bad behavior, why are you on their side!" Su Xiaomu was not happy.

"How determined is a little girl to prepare breakfast for you, but you are so puzzled and say that people waste food. I really want to pry open your brain to see if it is full of IQ muscles." Suho is the one who hates iron but not steel.

"No wonder you always say you can't flirt with girls!"

Su Ho really believed that Su Xiaomu would not flirt with girls.

Just this morning, she didn't believe it, but now, she believes it!

At the end, Su Ho asked casually, "So you don't want to find a partner yet?"

"I remember what I said last time, I dare to think about earning money, and I don't even dare to think about falling in love." Su Xiaomu sighed softly as he spoke.

"Have you thought about what kind of partner you want to find?" Wan Dai followed up and asked, her tone neither salty nor weak.

When Su Xiaomu heard these words, a lot of thoughts appeared in Su Xiaomu's mind. At the end, he hesitated a little and said carelessly.

"You can't beat me when I say it."

Su Ho and Wanda sat upright, expressing that they couldn't do it.

Su Xiaomu then said slowly, "Before, when I was young, I never thought about this. I was still in the stage of figuring out how to survive in life, and I didn't dare to think too far ahead.

But after you said this, I thought about it for a while and thought it would be good to find a partner like Su Ho and Sister Dai.

He can cook, make money, run a household, is good-looking, speaks softly, and even plays with me. He is simply perfect.

I really don't know what kind of person a girl like you will find to spend her life with in the future.

I can't think about it anymore, I already have a picture in my mind. "

Suho: "..."

Wanda: "..."

"What kind of answer is this! Oh, man, there is no truth!" Both Su Ho and Wanda expressed anger, the kind that couldn't be coaxed well.

At the very least, Su Xiaomu needs to sleep in his arms again to coax him well. Hmph, what a dead ghost, it really feels good to sleep in his arms.

Ahem, cross out the above sentence, we, it is impossible to think so!

Before Su Xiaomu could speak, Su Ho glanced at Su Xiaomu's back, and suddenly said seriously, "I think you might be gay!"

Su Xiaomu had no reaction when he heard this. He waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you say, you are Su Ho."

Su Ho smiled, "Don't deny it, let me analyze it for you."

Su Ho snapped his fingers and analyzed bit by bit.

"First of all, you are this man, so it's okay."

Su Xiaomu nodded.

"Your hand is a man's hand, right?"

Although he faintly felt something was wrong, Su Xiaomu continued to nod his head.

"When you hit a handjob with your own hands, you hit a handjob with a man's hands."

Su Xiaomu: "???"

"Let a man handjob you, aren't you gay?!"

I knock? !
And this kind of operation?

Wanda couldn't help calling Su Ho.

A victorious smile appeared on Su Ho's face, and he even added enthusiastically, "Do you dare to say that you have never had a handjob in your life?"

Su Xiaomu whispered in his heart, "This is the result of any kind of joke, and even said these words without shyness at all! Su Ho, you have changed!"

On the surface, Su Xiaomu sighed softly, "I've let you down, I really never handjob myself when I grow up."

"Not once!"

Finally, Su Xiaomu emphasized.

I don't know why, although Su Xiaomu is very coquettish, he doesn't like to watch short movies about how to eat pork.

Even if he was teased by some young ladies and had a slight cerebral cortex reaction, Su Xiaomu would not be able to show off to the young ladies on the spot. After that, he would feel nothing at all.

Therefore, Su Xiaomu obeyed the laws of nature very much.

"Don't be..." Wan Dai was taken aback for a moment, and blurted out.

Su Ho on the side coughed several times, "cough cough cough~"

"That's impossible. We've all seen your family's money, hehe." Wan Dai flirted with Su Xiaomu in another way while hugging her chest.

Su Ho also raised his eyebrows.

I've already talked about handjobs, and a few more jokes will be fine.

Su Xiaomu: "..."

What should I do if I meet two beautiful, delicate, and a little bit excited female hooligans in the car?Wait online, hurry up!
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Broken bowl.

Ask for a recommendation ticket.

(End of this chapter)