The entertainment life of a high school student

Chapter 211 Yan Guo
"I see, my family told me about it." Huang Xiaobo answered the old Taoist just after he finished speaking.

Others ridiculed Huang Xiaobo one after another, saying that his family lied to him.

However, their reaction to Huang Xiaobo was to praise Huang Xiaobo secretly, it was a good answer.

"Hey, hey, if you don't believe me, I'll take you to another place to have a look, and you'll understand it!"

"It's clear." Sun Honglei imitated the other party and said with a smile.

"Then let's go!" The old Taoist walked forward confidently, and everyone followed with a smile.

Came to another hall, opened the door, and saw a huge picture hanging inside, "This is the face of Yan Taizu."

Everyone looked over and immediately burst into laughter. Isn't this just changing Sun Honglei's face on Song Taizu's picture?

"The program team really knows how to play." Tang Yanyun said with a smile.

"Oh, my God." The old Taoist took a look at Sun Honglei, and was immediately startled as a heavenly man, and quickly knelt down, "Accept my worship."

How dare Sun Honglei take it!If this is taken for granted, netizens may scold him, so Sun Honglei quickly bowed down and returned the gift.

"Show some imperial arrogance." The old Taoist said to Sun Honglei after getting up.

Sun Honglei glanced at him suspiciously, thought for a while, and then...

I saw Sun Honglei with one hand on his hip, blinking his eyes wildly, and burst out laughing.

Suning and others raised their eyebrows, this guy is going crazy with joy!

"You have to take care of yourself! Do you know how heavy the burden is on your shoulders?"

Sun Honglei shook his head, what does he know!

"Brother Honglei knew too many things at once, and suddenly his brain short-circuited." Suning said with a smile.

The others also laughed when they heard Suning's explanation. Sun Honglei's current appearance seems to be true.

"Don't be discouraged, come and see, there is another painting."

Everyone looked at the picture scroll unfolded by the old Taoist priest, "Look, this is the story of Yan Taizu having fun with his people."

……

"Follow the heavens, Emperor Yan ordered it."

The voice sounded, and I saw Sun Honglei wearing a royal robe, wearing sunglasses, and reading with a notebook in his hand.

Standing next to him were some staff members dressed in eunuch costumes and palace ladies' costumes. According to the director team, the program team had limited funds and couldn't afford extra performers, so they asked everyone to do it for them.

"Today is the beauty festival, and the whole country celebrates it, so we set up a hundred delicacies in the palace, and feast all the officials here." Wu Weijie was wearing a eunuch uniform, and said solemnly: "Xuan all the officials have an audience."

Well, because of limited funds, they also included Wu Weijie.

"Long live Emperor Yan, long, long, long, long, long."

"Where are the ministers?" Sun Honglei asked, looking at Huang Xiaobo below and Wu Weijie next to him.

"He is called Qunchen." Wu Weijie explained.

"The minister's name is Xiaobo, and his name is Qunchen." Huang Xiaobo explained with a smile.

"National teacher! I remember your previous name was Huang Xiaobo! Why did you change your name?"

"My emperor doesn't know. This name was given to me by the former emperor. At that time, the emperor was still young, and he often asked me to play with you with his bare buttocks. At that time, you were not sensible, so I changed my name at that time."

"National teacher! On this day of great joy, you are alone with me, isn't it too deserted?"

"Otherwise, why not just find someone... who is well-educated and reasonable. This way, it looks like the emperor's kindness is mighty, and secondly, it can be lively." Huang Xiaobo waved the square wings on his hat, looking very funny.

"It makes sense."

"I declare that all the educated and reasonable people in the country will have an audience."

As soon as Wu Weijie finished speaking, Suning, who was dressed as a scholar, and Huang Lei, who was dressed as a businessman, walked in.

"Long live my emperor." Just as Suning was about to bow down, Huang Lei was about to spoof him from behind.

Su Ning quickly turned over, avoided Huang Lei's claws, and grabbed Huang Lei's hand, "Hurry up, this man is going to assassinate the emperor."

"What? Someone wants to assassinate me?" Sun Honglei stood up, "It's outrageous."

"Your Majesty, be careful." Huang Xiaobo quickly stood in front of Sun Honglei, "Quick, catch the assassin."

"Your Majesty, this person is slandering me. I don't have any weapons. How could I assassinate the Emperor?" Huang Lei quickly explained.

"Why not? Your Majesty, look, this is his chest." Su Ning grabbed Huang Lei's chest from behind and said.

Everyone fainted, Huang Xiaobo yelled: "In the palace, how decent is it? Your Majesty, close your eyes quickly, lest these people stain your eyes."

Speaking of which, Huang Xiaobo was going to cover Sun Honglei's eyes.

Sun Honglei quickly waved Huang Xiaobo's hand away and said: "Go and go, I think it's quite interesting. I'm very happy today. Come and give me a seat."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Suning and Huang Lei sat in their seats one after another.

Sun Honglei sat back in his seat and took out his own notebook, which contained lines and procedures.

However, it is impossible for Sun Honglei to follow the recitation, at most he should look at the process, and rely on himself for the rest.

"This young man is very handsome, just a little worse than me. Tell me what you do!" Sun Honglei pointed at Suning and said.

"Your Majesty, Xiaosheng is a descendant of Confucius and Mencius, and he has just been admitted as a scholar." Su Ning said with a smile.

"Oh? You are the descendant of Confucius and Mencius? Then why is your surname Su?"

"Your majesty, you don't know. I am an illegitimate child. My adoptive father's surname is Su. I only recently found out my true identity."

"Okay." Sun Honglei gave Suning a thumbs up with a smile, and Suning's on-the-spot reaction was also quick.

"Fatty over there, tell me too!"

"Oh, Your Majesty, I am the owner of Xianghe Silk Store on the east side of the street."

"How about this, Eunuch Hai, today is the day of great joy for our country, I need to be lively, open the palace gate, and let all the people in the country enter the palace."

As soon as Sun Honglei finished speaking, Huang Xiaobo jumped out to grab the show and said, "Oh, this can't be done, Your Majesty, this can't be done at all!
After the grass-roots people came in, they were so frightened by your overpowering beauty that they could not say anything. What if they dug up your face and spit it out all over the place with evil intentions? "

"Come here, pull the national teacher down to beat twenty big boards."

"emperor……"

"thirty."

Seeing this, Huang Xiaobo quickly stopped talking, walked down obediently, and let the two soldiers drag him down.

"So, if you don't die, you won't die. These [-] boards can just help the national teacher to do a plastic surgery on the buttocks." Suning joked.

"Not to mention, the master's ass must be very sticky after this blow." Huang Lei said that it was not a big deal.

After Huang Xiaobo was beaten, Sun Honglei said: "Xuan the common people to enter the palace."

　Thanks to Dugu for the reward of 100 book coins, and thanks to HG—Actor for the reward of 100 starting coins.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)