I can teleport

Chapter 87
Xu Damao stood up with a haughty expression, and while touching the car seat, he clicked his tongue at He Yuzhu, his eyes full of provocation.

"Tsk tsk, silly, uh, He Yuzhu, did you see that?"

"Permanent brand, brand new, just picked up from the department store."

"This person, don't lose yourself if you lose anything. The new thing is comfort."

"I said, can your broken car last for a month? Don't collapse halfway!"

"Let me tell you, it's better not to have your bell, anyway, it rings everywhere, so it's useless to ask for a bell."

He Yuzhu grinned and said, "Heh, I'm the first one with a bicycle in the whole hospital."

Nima!

As soon as the first four words of the whole courtyard came out, Xu Damao broke his guard instantly.

He suddenly became angry and his tongue was not forgiving.

"I'm brand new. It cost me 150 eight yuan, and I need a bicycle ticket!"

He Yuzhu: "Oh, the whole hospital is the first to own a bicycle, why is it so comfortable?"

Xu Damao: "The first one is useless, yours is second-hand goods, no, junk goods!"

He Yuzhu: "Everyone only remembers the number one, who is the second, and who pays attention!"

Xu Damao: "I, this is my first new car!"

He Yuzhu: “So what if it’s a new car? It’s not my first bicycle!”

Xu Damao: "I don't care, anyway, I am better than you, the quality of my car is better than yours, and the price is more expensive than yours!"

He Yuzhu: "Hey, I have never heard of it, what is there to be proud of when you are taken advantage of?

I spend less money to do the same thing, am I proud? "

Xu Damao: "He Yuzhu!!! How proud are you!

I'm not afraid to tell you that I'm going to become a regular soon.

The monthly salary is 35 yuan and five, which is much higher than your salary!
Moreover, I will often go to the countryside to show movies. When the time comes, hum, I will be more successful than if you cook for people all day long! "

When He Yuzhu heard the words, he didn't bother to continue fighting with him, but suddenly thought of something, and he was immediately happy.

"Oh, congratulations, you have to enjoy life to the fullest.

You, Xu Damao, have come to the end of all hardships!
That's right, you are the only one in your family who has no place to live, and you don't have any burdens. You must be the richest in the whole hospital! "

Xu Damao was dumbfounded when he heard this.

What about comparing each other?

Why did Sha Zhu shrink back, as if he was ashamed of himself?
Something is wrong!
Xu Damao woke up immediately.

What does this silly guy mean?
When had he ever surrendered and even congratulated him specifically?
But carefully taste those words, is there anything wrong?

Shazhu has a younger sister to support, the salary is lower than him, and he pretends to be a good person to give away things from time to time. After all, he is indeed better than Shazhu.

But, when it comes to the richest in the hospital
This bastard actually learned to wear a top hat for people, and dug a hole on purpose!

Hmph, such a little trick, you stupid pig think I'll be fooled?
"He Yuzhu, don't talk nonsense. The richest person in our courtyard is the first uncle, and the second uncle is below. Don't put a high hat on me."

He Yuzhu smiled.

"Hey, as long as you're happy."

Seeing Shazhu's smile, Xu Damao felt uncomfortable all over.

Why don't you feel any sense of accomplishment when you compare him clearly?
Could it be that silly Zhu is still digging holes for him?
Or ecstasy array?

Can't figure it out!

Don't mention how Xu Damao can make up his mind, just talk about He Yuzhu's return home.

Just after putting the car in the house, before dinner was ready, the uncle came again.

"Zhuzi, what are you doing, you came back so late."

He Yuzhu hesitated for a moment, but still said: "It's nothing, just wandering around."

The old man just said it casually, sat down at the table and explained his purpose.

"Zhuzi, what's going on with your door being locked?"

Locked?

He Yuzhu was a little confused about the situation.

"It's nothing, just go up if you want."

The uncle was not happy.

"Zhuzi, you are doing this wrong."

He Yuzhu didn't bother to talk to him.

In my own house, I can do whatever I like, can you control me?

Seeing that He Yuzhu didn't respond, the uncle continued: "The atmosphere in our courtyard has always been very good. We never close the door at night and don't pick up lost things on the road. Didn't you just assemble a bicycle?
What do you mean by locking the door?
If you are not around, the car will go with you, what's the point?
Why, who are you guarding against?

Zhuzi, this is very bad, listen to the old man's advice, and get rid of the locks later, don't let the neighbors poke your back. "

When He Yuzhu heard this, he was really furious.

Isn't this too lenient?

And also a good attitude for you, really disgusting.

"Have you finished talking? Go back to your house if you have nothing to do. I won't entertain anyone today."

Hey, silly Zhu lost his temper!

How dare you kick your child against me, this trend cannot be tolerated!

The uncle immediately slapped the table with a slap.

"Oh!"

"He Yuzhu, what do you mean?"

"Talk to you well, for your own good, you are not stubborn, are you?"

He Yuzhu endured again and again, and now he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Who are you?"

"Hey, what a majestic official!"

"Why, who are you scaring?"

"I just found out that some people are really shameless and dare to slap the table at me. You are a fart!"

"Get out of here, otherwise, don't blame me for doing it myself!"

Not to mention, He Yuzhu looks like this.

Although he may not be very good-looking, when he is really angry, his figure and glaring eyes are terrifying.

When the uncle saw that He Yuzhu was confused, his heart trembled a little.

Among other things, the fight with Qin Huairu's mother-in-law earlier scared him enough.

If it happens to him, oh my god, how will he see anyone when he comes back!
"You, He Yuzhu, you are too much, I will call the whole courtyard to publicly criticize you!"

The uncle ran outside as soon as he said that, afraid that he would be a step too late and be stopped by He Yuzhu and something unspeakable would happen.

"Come on, everyone, come out, we're holding a hospital-wide meeting!"

The uncle seemed to be in a very unhappy mood, and as soon as he went out, he stood in the yard and yelled loudly.

Regardless of the gentle and elegant posture before, it was rare to be so angry as if his tail had been stepped on.

"Yeah, why are you in another meeting?"

"Hey, listening to the tone of the uncle, he seems very angry."

"Who is messing with the old man? Look at him being angry. Surely someone won't mess with those two sweethearts of his family?"

"Well, I guess it might be Qin Huairu's mother-in-law again, and she is the only one in our courtyard who can be angry with the uncle."

"Really, it's late at night, what kind of meeting is there, and I have to get up early to go to work tomorrow."

"Hey, since the uncle has come forward, let's go out and see what's going on."

"Yes, the uncle helps everyone a lot on weekdays, and it's time for the big guy to pay back."

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After a while, the neighbors from the front, middle and back courtyards came out.

The second uncle hurriedly found the first uncle.

"I said uncle, what happened here, look at your serious expression, there is a meeting, please say hello in advance."

The uncle waved his right hand up and down, as if he didn't want to speak for the time being.

"Don't worry, wait for everyone to arrive."

The third uncle has a good attitude. As long as his interests are not involved, he usually waits for things to develop and then chooses the most beneficial direction.

Second uncle: "Is everyone here? Oh, where is He Yuzhu, He Yuzhu, come out quickly, the meeting is on!"

He Yuzhu didn't want to go out at first, but when he thought that he was involved in the matter, he had no choice but to walk out with a cigarette in his mouth.

Of course, it is indispensable to carry a small bench with you.

We can't all sit, let him stand, wouldn't he be punished to stand?

Seeing He Yuzhu come out, with an expression on his face that you can say whatever you want, the uncle feels more and more necessary to hold this meeting.

Today, no matter what, He Yuzhu has to be educated and let everyone criticize him publicly.

If he doesn't correct his temper, how can the name of this uncle convince the public in the future?
　Thanks to book friends Ba Junwang and Qiu Saiyin for their encouragement!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)