I can teleport

Chapter 134
"Snapped"

"What a beautiful thing to think about!"

He Yuzhu slapped himself, forcing himself not to think wildly.

What a joke!
Those who dare to do this in the fanfiction seem really cool, but it is impossible to do this in reality.

Ok.

Even if someone really did this, would he dare?
What year is this? Don't die!

Right now, it's just a matter of dating, hiding in the woods and making a fuss, and being discovered, it's a terrible thing.

I will tell you that you are indecent and corrupt the social atmosphere, and you can still turn the world upside down!
Don't look at Xu Damao's appearance in the play as a winner in life, sleeping here and there at every turn, but it turned out to be fine, and he didn't care about his reputation at all.

But if He Yuzhu dared to do this, hehe, Xu Damao would definitely report it in private, not to mention others.

At that time, it will not be a meeting in the courtyard to criticize and educate the problem, but to be arrested and paraded in the streets!

Even if he has that kind of thought again, can it still be a problem when he turns back to the main time and space?

Cough cough, how can there be so many tricks, it's all just the fantasies of nerds in middle school!

Think about it and not break the law!
"Zhuzi, you are here, ah, you are no more than you, why do you buy so many things? Waste!"

Liu Lan had been waiting at the entrance of the alley for a long time, and when they met, they found that He Yuzhu had brought too many things, and she felt distressed.

Oh, no, it’s not about being happy.

He Yuzhu smiled, and said as if we were rich: "Hey, what is this, it's just a little bit of meaning, isn't my uncle just discharged from the hospital not long ago, does he need to supplement nutrition, I don't have to care about it."

Liu Lan rolled his eyes at him, and said with some joy and some anxiety: "I won't talk about your big and small bags. The key is the chicken and duck. You can't get a pocket to put them in. And these things, who are you?" Do you know what's inside?"

Hey, don't show it.

If other people don't know what he gave, wouldn't it be useless for him to prepare so much?
Show off!

This is what he wants!
"Hey, I'm just trying to show you off. With these things, we can talk about things better. Who doesn't envy you for finding a good man?"

"Bah, you, just make trouble for me." There seemed to be something wrong with Liu Lan's tone.

Hey, why is this different from what I imagined?

Shouldn't Liu Lan jump up happily, and then introduce him to the neighbors in the neighborhood, enjoying the feeling of being envied and hated?
He Yuzhu was a little confused about this.

"Sister Lan, this is you, what's the problem?"

Liu Lan bit her lower lip lightly, shook her head, and smiled again.

"Okay, it's okay, let's go, don't be outside, let's go back quickly."

He Yuzhu was in a daze, he could only follow Liu Lan's arrangement and push the cart forward.

Liu Lan's house does not live in a courtyard house, but in an alley.

The phenomenon of chaotic construction is quite serious, and the environment is not good. Dirty and messy are enough to describe this place.

"Hey, Sister Lan, what is this?" an acquaintance asked after seeing her.

"Third Aunt, this is He Yuzhu, Master He, the chef of our canteen. Zhuzi, this is Third Aunt."

"Hello Third Aunt, Third Aunt eats candy." Seeing this, He Yuzhu hurriedly took out the prepared toffee and gave it to her.

It's not surprising that there are so many people!

"Yo, okay, you guys are, okay, sister Lan has found a good partner, look at this talented person, and she is also the chef of the cafeteria, not bad, not bad."

Oh my god, toffee is here, it's so precious.

After receiving the benefits, there is no way to be flattering.

But when He Yuzhu heard this, his old face turned red.

If you can talk, talk more.

Liu Lan didn't want to stay outside anymore. After a while, more people came, and Zhu Zhu was so generous in spreading things outside. He was afraid that the things he brought were not enough for him to give away.

"Third Aunt, Zhuzi came to my house for the first time, so I took him home first."

"Oh, that's right, yes, hurry up and take it back for your father to take a good look at. I'll wait to eat your wedding wine later."

He Yuzhu echoed: "No problem, I have to ask Third Aunt for your help."

"Okay, Third Aunt will definitely help, tsk tsk, look at the load on this cart, there are so many things. His uncle is enjoying himself."

Just two steps away, I ran into a neighbor who heard the sound and came out to watch the excitement.

This must not be introduced.

Of course, some of the women in the cafeteria also live here, so it's even more important to greet them when they meet, right?

Therefore, more and more people were watching, and He Yuzhu brought fewer and fewer things.

Good guy.

It’s just a distance of less than 200 meters, stop and go, but also greet and socialize, hand out melon seeds, peanut candies and cigarettes to everyone, that is a torment.

After finally passing five stages and beheading six generals, He Yuzhu arrived at the terminal under the escort of Liu Lan's younger siblings with sweat on his forehead.

Just like that, there are neighbors watching the excitement behind him.

Although it sounds cool to be complimented by others, but you have to socialize with everyone. If there are too many people, He Yuzhu can't stand it.

Fortunately, Liu Lan's younger brother and sister heard the news and dragged him home because of their small size.

When He Yuzhu saw the place, he naturally parked the car first.

Then start taking things out.

"Hey, what's in this bag? It looks a bit like flour. It must weigh thirty catties?"

"Oh my god, here, besides chicken and duck, there is such a large piece of meat. Look at the fat and thick meat, tsk tsk, it weighs at least seven or eight catties."

"Not only meat, but also suet. It must be two or three catties, right? How long will it take to eat it?"

"Hey, there is also cloth. See, the kind sold in department stores. There are a lot of fabrics, enough to make several sets of clothes."

"Master He is too generous. What are the conditions of his family? This is, Liu Lan really met a good family."

"Master He and his sister are the only two people in the family. The monthly salary is more than 30 yuan, and there are two big rooms in the family. Working as a chef in a steel rolling mill usually has enough food. Of course, I can save money."

"I heard that when old Liu entered the hospital, it was Master He who paid the medical expenses in advance."

"Tsk tsk, old Liu's family is really lucky, why didn't my family meet such a good uncle?"

"With so much food and clothing, it will be fine for the new year, right?"

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With blushing cheeks, Liu Lan directed her younger siblings to move things into the house, joking with the neighbors who were watching from time to time, and dismissed those neighbors who were trying to get cheap in advance with a few words.

He Yuzhu smirked at the side, but admired in his heart: Look at this socializing posture, don't be afraid that she won't be able to deal with the group of people in the courtyard when she turns around.

After finally carrying all the things into the house, the crowd of onlookers gradually dispersed, and He Yuzhu finally saw the old man lying on the bed recuperating.

Since Liu Lan mentioned He Yuzhu's matter beforehand, Liu Lan's father didn't say much, but kept thanking and expressing his poor family, which made He Yuzhu laugh.

After all, He Yuzhu paid for his hospitalization expenses in advance, and he still had the money in his hand after he was discharged from the hospital.

Now that he brought so many things now, this son-in-law is generous enough, and Liu Lan mentioned that he gave up the job to his younger brother, so Liu Lan's father is very satisfied with He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu didn't want to sit there and have an embarrassing chat with Liu Lan's father, so he just used the excuse to show off his skills, and then under Liu Lan's guidance, he went to the stove by the door and got busy.

"Look at the good things you did. You told me earlier that you don't need to spend so much money to buy so many things. How much is it all given away?" Liu Lan said with some complaints.

"Hey, I'm trying to save face for you. Just relying on my buddy, who dares to say that the man you Liu Lan is looking for is worthless?"

"Hmph, you are poor, wait, don't put them in together, you are too bad at living."

Seeing that He Yuzhu cut up a whole piece of pork and wanted to cook it, Liu Lan immediately stopped him.

What are you doing this is!
Who eats meat and puts seven or eight catties of meat into the pot at one time?
When this is a wedding banquet?
Crazy!
He Yuzhu smiled and said: "You, don't be stingy, everyone saw that I brought so much meat, are you embarrassed not to share it?"

Liu Lan's eyes widened upon hearing this, with an expression of disbelief.

"You mean, cook all the meat and share it with each family?"

After seeing He Yuzhu nodding in recognition, Liu Lan's heart ached, so don't mention it.

"You, what do you want me to say about you?"

"Even if you're generous, there's no need to give away so much. Couldn't the things you spilled just now be bought with money?

Who eats meat without buying a few dozen taels at a time, living a life like you, so it's no wonder that people call you a prodigal. "

He Yuzhu shook his head and said: "Sister Lan, in the future, after you marry me, your younger brother has to go to work in the factory again. The old one in this family is not in good health, and the young one is too young. There is no one to help, can it work?"

"So, we have some good stuff and share it with everyone. Wouldn't they come over and take a look at it when they have time, and help out or something?"

It's just pork, He Yuzhu has plenty of it.

Let the neighbors know that as long as they have a good relationship with Liu Lan's family, if they get good things later, will they be missing?
Liu Lan knew that what He Yuzhu said was a little unreasonable, but she just couldn't bear it.

However, who said that these things were brought by He Yuzhu.

Although He Yuzhu did this, it was actually very against the rules. How could he give someone a gift and then have to arrange how to distribute the gift?

But she can't stop her from sending it off, no, it's no wonder that it would be good for her if people know about it.

In desperation, Liu Lan could only hold back her anger and keep silent.

After a while, the big fat pork was boiled, the side dishes were washed and cut, and the suet was boiled on high fire, and a strong smell of meat spread throughout the small courtyard.

The people here still want to show their faces and don't come to watch, but they can't help the children's greedy eyes, no, no, they are already crying.

"Mom, I want to eat meat, I really want to eat meat."

"Eat a fart, and if you make trouble, don't eat anything later, you will be hungry."

"No, I don't want to, I want to eat meat!"

"Look at my violent temper, if I don't beat you up for a day, you want to turn the world upside down, don't you?"

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　Because I may have understated the events of that period, but it was blocked. I just asked the editor-in-charge to lift the ban. I'm sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)