Liang Jian: Brother Yunlong, I, Wei Dayong, have been promoted again

Chapter 93 How can a monk marry a wife!

"Sisters, look who is coming!"

Xiuqin pushed Li Yunlong to the podium, and then led the comrades to applaud the new teacher together!

"Ahem!" Li Yunlong cleared his throat just like Mr. Private School in his memory.

He wanted to turn around and write a name on the blackboard to introduce himself, but he forgot how to write the word "dragon" among the three characters "Li Yunlong"...

Suddenly, the atmosphere was very awkward...

Xiuqin seemed to be aware of Li Yunlong's bewilderment, so she quickly reminded him.

"Sisters, Political Commissar Zhao has been having a hard time teaching us these days and he is not feeling well. During this period, our Captain Li will be our substitute teacher!"

"Next, let's ask Commander Li to tell us the story of the Long March!"

A burst of warm applause broke out from the audience. After all, Li Yunlong was in charge of so many soldiers and dozens of lesbians, it was just a small scene!

Soon, he entered his new role and vividly told his comrades about his Long March experience!
"Folks! I believe that you must have heard about the Long March to some extent. Our political commissar Zhao must have told you a lot!"

"But today, the Long March I'm going to tell you about is a real thing that happened to our old Li. It may be different from what you usually hear!"

Li Yunlong first vaccinated everyone in the audience, lest they say he was bragging later!
"Commander Li, we heard from Political Commissar Zhao that during the Long March the Red Army ate bark and grass roots, drank snow water and..."

Someone from the audience soon asked questions, which actually helped Li Yunlong sort out his thoughts.

"All fucking bullshit!"

As soon as Li Yunlong said this, he immediately remembered Zhao Gang telling himself not to scold his mother before leaving!
"I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, our old Li is a rough person, and his words offend me so much. I, Li Yunlong, am here to apologize to everyone!"

"What a big deal, Captain! Keep talking!"

Li Yunlong danced around when he spoke, with a loud voice and rich facial expressions. Although his narration did not have much practical content, it sounded more vivid than Zhao Gang's class.

"At that time, other regiments really could only eat grass roots and bark, but Li Yunlong's troops were eating barley noodles and chewing beef jerky!"

"These soldiers don't have enough to eat, how can they fight! Do you think so!"

The audience burst into warm applause again. Fortunately, no one asked Li Yunlong where the beef jerky came from, otherwise, he really couldn't find any way to explain it for a while!

"Okay, the Long March is roughly like this. Today's class is over, let's dismiss get out of class!"

Li Yunlong stood on the podium, and the initial period of confusion only lasted for ten minutes!

The folks in Zhaojiayu will naturally not let him leave!

Xiuqin also noticed that Lao Li had some difficult questions, so she had an idea again and upgraded the original narration session to a question-and-answer session!
"Head Li means to tell everyone a little less every day, so that the villagers won't lose their taste after listening to it all at once!"

When Li Yunlong heard this, he was so anxious that he wanted to stamp his feet!

Isn’t this pushing our old Li into the fire pit?This class is stressful enough, but you still have to teach it every day?

This means that in front of the Women's Rescue Society and Xiuqin, if it were Wei Dayong and Zhao Gang, Li Yunlong would have kicked their asses in the morning!

"I said Xiuqin, please spare our old Li Cheng, I, Li Yunlong, will go back and carry eight sedan chairs to help you invite Political Commissar Zhao back!"

Although Li Yunlong's lecture didn't last for a few minutes, everyone listened with great interest. Before Xiuqin could refuse, the lesbians in the audience were all very happy.

"Captain Li, do you look down on us?"

When Li Yunlong heard this, he had no choice but to continue to stand on the podium, thinking about what else he could come up with next.

"That's the end of the storytelling session for today. Next, if the folks have any questions for us, Captain Li, please ask Captain Li to answer for us, okay?"

At the beginning of the question-and-answer session, Li Yunlong felt like a fish in water. After all, he had the interaction, and he himself gradually relaxed.

"Captain Li, do you still remember how many devils you have killed?"

Li Yunlong waved his hand, "Then how can I remember! His little devil's body isn't inlaid with gold, so we, Old Li, don't bother to care about that! But let's not talk about it, there must be tens of thousands of devils!"

"I, Li Yunlong, assure everyone that as long as the little devils dare to act wildly on our Chinese soil, I, Li Yunlong, will kill every one I see!"

The comrades in the audience were infected by Li Yunlong's lofty sentiments, and they all stood up and applauded!
"Captain Li, have you married a wife? What kind of girl do you like?"

Suddenly, a question stunned Li Yunlong.

"Uh... Our old Li hasn't married a wife yet! I'm not afraid of the big guy's beauty, as long as our old Li looks like this, no one would like it!"

"If we put it in a peaceful time, maybe we could talk to a matchmaker and get married, but now with the war and chaos, how can we, Old Li, think about personal issues!"

"What about Political Commissar Zhao!"

Zhao Gang gave lectures for several days in a row, and gained a lot of fans among the students. No matter what age, women's gossip will never change...

"Then, what do we need to say, political commissar Zhao? At first glance, he looks like the most handsome young man in ten miles and eight villages! If it wasn't for the brat, the matchmaker who came to the door to talk about the matchmaker would have trampled the threshold of his house!"

The classroom burst into laughter. Only one person looked a little anxious. Obviously, she also wanted to ask Li Yunlong something.

This person is Shufen.

When the voice in the classroom became calmer, she raised her hand tremblingly.

Although several lesbians raised their hands almost at the same time as her, Li Yunlong still chose to let Shufen ask the question first.

"I want to ask Captain Li, what about Brother Wei?"

Brother Wei?
This was the first time Li Yunlong heard this title, and for a while he couldn't figure it out!

"Sister Shufen, which big brother Wei are you talking about! Do you know Lao Li?"

"It's the big brother Wei who has been by your side... the tall, strong one..."

Li Yunlong only realized now that the little girl has taken a fancy to her most capable subordinate. I have to say, she has a good eye!
"Oh, you are talking about a monk! That kid, he has been doing odd jobs in Shaolin Temple before he became a soldier. How can a monk marry a wife!"

After hearing this, Shufen's uneasy heart finally slowly fell...

"Then, did he take part in the Long March? I want to hear his story..." After Shufen finished speaking, she hurriedly looked around. Although no one looked at her, she still felt her face was burning. ...

On the other hand, Li Yunlong on the stage was very excited. He seemed to have grasped the straw and quickly answered Shufen's question!
"That boy, you haven't been with me for a long time. He joined the Central Army before, so naturally he didn't participate in the Long March!"

"As for the war story... I'll get him right away and let him tell everyone in person!"

(End of this chapter)