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Chapter 170 Criticism!Take a look at the assist list, top of the list!

Chapter 170 Criticism!Take a look at the assist list, top of the list!
Wu Sanshi readily accepted Kaka's suggestion, because it was true, and he didn't feel any shame.

He wanted to give Kaka some advice, but he couldn't give it.

Because Kaka will transfer to Real Madrid next year, but because of injuries, he played for the Brazilian national team with injuries in 2010. As a result, he suffered from injuries and finally fell off the altar early.

If memory serves, it seems to be caused by a groin strain?

In short, Kaka fell quickly after the 2010 World Cup. Of course, in fact, he had already become worse and worse because of this injury before, but this situation was exacerbated after the World Cup.

However, Wu Sanshi still had the cheek to ask Kaka for his contact information, and the two of them even took a group photo.

Looking back, Wu Sanshi put the group photo on his blog, and wrote a brief paragraph: It is an honor to shoot commercials with Kaka in Barcelona, ​​Kaka is a good person.

This article immediately attracted crowds and comments from many Chinese fans.

"I'm sorry, what's the situation, how did Sanshi hook up with Kaka? It feels like love."

"Hey, this is a Pepsi commercial, right? Look at the background..."

"So Sanshi and Kaka got to know each other when they shot commercials together?"

"Kaka is a good person, no problem, I love Kaka, and I also love Wu Sanshi."

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Subsequently, Pepsi's new commercial was broadcast around the world, and Chinese fans became even more excited.It was a big change from when it was filmed on-site.

The content remains the same, but the background has become much more powerful.There was only Wu Sanshi alone in the empty Camp Nou stands, but now there are 10 people.

Wu Sanshi, who rushed down the stands, made a half-high pass and found Messi directly, and then Messi volleyed sideways and scored.

The whole picture is done in one go...

"Damn it, it's amazing, Wu Sanshi's footwork in this pass is too awesome."

"Messi is eating cakes."

"The camera also gave Wu Sanshi a close-up. Although the protagonist is Messi, I think Wu Sanshi is not good at all."

"But why did Wu Sanshi only post a photo with Kaka? Didn't he take a photo with Messi, Torres, and Henry?"

"Didn't you understand Sanshi's last sentence? Sanshi said that Kaka is a good person, which means that Messi and the others are not good people."

……

The Pepsi advertisement caused a strong reaction in China, and the fans directly ignored Messi and only cared about Wu Sanshi.

In Barcelona City, the Spaniard fans joked: "Where is Iniesta? What about Xavi? Why is Stone passing the ball? Is there no one in Barcelona? Without Stone's assist, can Messi score?"

"Hey, don't you have to rely on Stone's assist in the end?"

Barcelona fans also complained after watching the advertisement: "Fake! Why is that guy passing the ball to Messi? Why not Henry?"

"The guy who made the commercial got kicked in the head by a donkey."

"You can just go to Iniesta. This advertisement is full of Chiguoguo conspiracy, as disgusting as the news in "Daily Sports", full of strong Chinese taste!"

"..."

Anyway, Barcelona fans are not happy, they feel that Wu Sanshi assists Messi, which is very worthless for Messi.

Later, another piece of alternative news appeared on the Internet.

"It is said that in the latest Pepsi commercial, it took half an hour to shoot the cross. In the end, the director had to give up and use computer technology to process the cross. The reason for this is that Stone's cross technology is really bad. It sucks, the ball he played made Messi very helpless."

As soon as the news came out, Barcelona fans went into a collective climax, leaving messages on the Internet to ridicule Wu Sanshi.

"Haha, let me just say, how could Stone's footwork be so good."

"I have thought about passing such a ball. I thought it took ten or eight shots to get the effect, but I didn't expect to pass it for half an hour without success. Hahahaha, I laughed so hard What level is this, this kind of cross ball is placed on the Barcelona players casually, let’s not say 100% in training, can’t it be completed with three or five kicks?”

"Just like their country, the Chinese Super League's footwork."

The Espanyol fans couldn't stand it anymore, and sparred with them online.

"You think Messi can finish with one shot?
"Blow it, how many sideways volleys have you Messi scored in La Liga? Are your legs long enough?"

"Of course, with his height, the ball itself is not easy to pass. What is the difference between a header, a volley, and a ball under his feet..."

Anyway, there was a quarrel on the Internet, and in the uproar, Wu Sanshi followed the team to visit Huelva.In order to stay in the UEFA Cup, Valverde made some adjustments on the front line, and Callejon replaced Luis Garcia in the starting game.

Huelva had a thrilling escape from relegation last season, and his strength has not strengthened much this season. Although the Spaniard is playing away, he still takes the initiative.

Wu Sanshi still appeared on the right. He got a lot of offensive opportunities in the game. He sent 5 crosses in the first half, but no teammate could convert his crosses into goals.

"Is it true that Stone's cross is too bad?"

"Or is it that the teammate's ability to seize opportunities is too poor? Too poor outflanking ability?"

The Spaniard fans are also a little suspicious.

Anyway, Tamudo in the middle grabbed a few landing spots without success, and he didn't even touch the ball.

For the third time, Tamudo was replaced by Valverde in the second half.

As a result, shortly after Baldo came on the field, Wu Sanshi made a successful breakthrough on the right side and sent the ball to Huelva's penalty area for the sixth time.

The Spaniard finally led 1:0.

"Who said Stone's crossing skills are poor? The key depends on the person who eats the pie. Baldo scored the goal with his first shot!"

"You just stand there waiting for the ball, of course it's hard to eat. Look at Baldo, his running grabs Doriso. I have to say that Tamudo, who lacks running, seems to be more and more unsuitable for the ball. The team has grown…”

After the game, "World Sports News" also used a popular topic to ask: "Is it because of poor teammates, or is Stone's poor crossing ability? No matter what, Stone said as many as 8 times in this game. Score the ball and still provide an assist for Bardo."

"Daily Sports Daily" hurriedly justified Wu Sanshi's name: "Before discussing Stone's crosses, why don't you think that he has so many crosses 8 times? Does anyone else have them? When questioning Stone, first ask others How many people make crosses, how many feet pass directly, and how many feet threaten the ball."

"Criticism! Look at the assist list! 2 assists, top of the list! What else can you stop complaining about?"

(End of this chapter)

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