Zen Strange Records

Chapter 357 The legend of the fastest exit in history (two in one)

Although he was still shocked by his mutated gender, Ye Xiaosan still collected his thoughts and followed Yakan obediently. Although the other party seemed to be crazy and wanted to kill him last time, from the current contact Look, the other party doesn't seem to be crazy yet?Anyway, no matter what, it is always right to figure out your own situation first.

In this way, following behind Yakan, Ye Xiaosan entered this pure white city for the first time, but as soon as he entered, he was stunned, and all his tricks were thrown out of the sky in an instant. Blame him, it's really the scene that I saw before my eyes, it's really far from what I saw after my rebirth.

On the empty avenue, there are not too many buildings, and these buildings, explained by the mud, have nothing to do with the splendor and majesty seen outside, but in the middle of the street, a group of people gather together, as if Shouting something, there were one or two sounds of weapons clashing from time to time.

Ye Xiaosan was surprised to find that this group of people were not human, they just looked similar to humans. Under the appearance of humans, they had different shapes of animal ears and tails. Compared with them, the normal-looking Ye Xiaosan and Ya Kan was not normal on the contrary, but what was strange was that everyone ignored the two of them and still watched the competition in the field with great interest. Only then did Ye Xiaosan see clearly that there was a masonry barrier right in the middle of the crowd. Standing up on the tall stone platform, a man and a woman are fighting fiercely.

Just when Ye Xiaosan was confused, Yakan walked into the crowd, and said to himself as he walked, "Remember, don't lose my face when you get into the ring later!"

In the ring?On what stage?Ye Xiaosan pointed at himself blankly, not knowing what the other person was talking about.

The crowd seemed to be very afraid of Yakan, their eyes flickered, and they all fearfully moved out of the way, and Yakan walked unhurriedly to the bottom of the ring.

Not long after, an old man came over with the support of everyone and bowed respectfully to Yakan: "Sir, the real thing is ready, but is it okay to do this?"

As he spoke, he waved his hand, and then a group of people lifted up a huge table in threes and fives. Ye Xiaosan curiously tiptoed to take a look, but saw that the table was full of all kinds of delicacies that he had never seen before. There is nothing surprising about this, but Ye Xiaosan was surprised to find that among those delicacies, there were a few bowls of blood-like liquid, and he was surprised because he felt the phoenix on those liquids The feeling of blood!
"Very good, let's go down." Yakan waved his hand, and was about to make people step back, but his arm swung like a wave, and suddenly froze in the air. It wasn't just him, everyone present, except the two who were still fighting People, but their jaws dropped in shock.

At some point, Ye Xiaosan sat down at the table with a shy face, and drank one of the bowls of blood in one gulp.

"Really!" Ye Xiaosan looked at the empty bowl in surprise, touched his hungry stomach, but couldn't help eating. Anyway, there are so many things on the table, so you should eat casually, right?Thinking of this, Ye Xiaosan gulped down the other bowls of what was suspected to be phoenix blood, and after this guy finished drinking, he still curled his lips in satisfaction: "The taste is bland."

"You bastard, what are you doing!" Just as Ye Xiaosan swept the delicious food on the table like a starving ghost reincarnated, Yakan's faint voice suddenly came, and Ye Xiaosan looked up and tricked his head: "Uh, Eat! I eat first as a respect, everyone is free!"

As he spoke, he cupped his hands shamelessly, only to see Yakan's veins throbbing wildly.

"This is the secret method of mending the sky that you came up with?" Looking at the faceless Ye Xiaosan for a long time, Yakan suddenly said something inexplicable in a strange tone.

"The secret method of mending the sky? I'm going to let humans complete the plan!" Ye Xiaosan, who was at a loss, wanted to give the opponent the middle finger directly, and didn't know when his dream would end. Not only did he have to follow these inexplicable guys to guess riddles , and always be on guard against the other party's sudden blackening, please, who can give myself a quick wake up?
Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly there was a whistling sound above his head, Ye Xiaosan was taken aback, before he had time to think, he rolled forward in a panic, narrowly dodging the flying hammer, only heard a "bang", originally he Where it was, a huge pothole had formed, and the food on that table was smashed all over the floor. Looking back, it was a young girl who had thrown the war hammer just now.

The girl was wearing a simple white short coat, and her beautiful long black hair was tied into two buns on her head. Her facial features were delicate and radiant with strength. At this moment, the girl had kicked her opponent away and looked at her with fierce fighting spirit. Her hands were empty, presumably because the only weapon just now had been thrown out to attack herself.

"Ha Li, you dare to snatch this girl's things, don't you want to live!" The girl looked at Ye Xiaosan with three eyes in unison, and the burning anger even burned herself to death. Yes, until now, Ye Xiaosan discovered that the girl, like himself and Yakan, also has a third eye on her forehead, and she is not even the same species as the people watching the battle around her.

"Uh...director, this script is wrong!" Ye Xiaosan pointed at himself with a confused face, then looked at Yakan, but saw that Yakan also looked hopeless, and turned away coldly body.

"Kill you!" The concise and rude words, although the sound is nice, the meaning is not interesting at all!And this development is a bit strange.

Ye Xiaosan took a pained look at the pig teammate who had turned his back to look at the scenery as if nothing had happened. Unexpectedly, you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes who can be seen as the final boss, also betrayed!It's just a table of dishes, don't you want to be so angry.

Suddenly, Ye Xiaosan had an idea.

Yes, what am I afraid of?Ye Xiaosan patted his forehead. As an honorable traveler, he has all the things that are plugged into the system. What's more, this place is still a dream, so what if we die. When we wake up, we are still a good man!I haven't woken up yet, it's just because I've been too tired recently and didn't have a good rest. When I get into the ring later, I will definitely wake up on the spot in a critical moment, so there is no need to be afraid.

Quietly taking a reassurance, Ye Xiaosan puffed out his chest, and glanced at the people around him. For some reason, whenever his eyes swept over, everyone listened to their chests proudly, and looked at him with admiration. Ye Xiaosan sighed, this special meow is indeed a dream, besides daydreaming, how could he see so many adoring eyes
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaosan became even more energetic, jumped up from the ground with a swipe, intending to use light work to jump onto the ring, then fell vertically with a snap, and fell heavily to the edge of the ring.
Fortunately, as if he saw Ye Xiaosan's embarrassment, Yakan curled his lips in a daze, and kicked Ye Xiaosan's ass. Immediately, the boy's body jumped straight out and landed firmly on the girl's back. feet.

Well, this is definitely public revenge!

But losing is not losing, Ye Xiaosan endured the pain from his buttocks, smiled calmly, and looked at the girl opposite who had retrieved the hammer: "Hehe, little girl, you have some skills, and you can actually make me fall!" (Everyone: Didn't you fall yourself!) Don't cry if you lose."

"Oh! As expected of the eldest sister, you are very confident." As soon as these words were spoken, everyone below immediately started talking, and the praises reached Ye Xiaosan's ears, so that the latter's face turned red. , almost jumped into the street again, these people are so simple!I can't even hear the words in the scene, but it seems better if I can't hear them.He sighed. According to his observations, Ye Xiaosan thought that his body would be an embarrassing existence that his grandma didn't care for and his uncle didn't love him. He didn't expect to see such admiration in the eyes of this group of spectators. look.

"Haven't you asked the girl's name yet?"

"Are you finally driven crazy by your secret method of mending the sky?" Although Ye Xiaosan put on a polite and gentlemanly demeanor, the girl successfully shattered his politeness with just one sentence, causing the latter to scratch his head in embarrassment. Scratching his head, he didn't know how to respond at all, because he didn't know anything at all!

"Forget it, remember, the one who can defeat you must be me, Norice!" Seeing Ye Xiaosan's stupid look, the girl named Norice impatiently raised the sledgehammer in her hand.

Seeing this, Ye Xiaosan swallowed in surprise, why is this girl so baffled?
"Hmph, let's see what happens!" Noress snorted in dissatisfaction, and then took a stance, but was surprised to find that Ye Xiaosan was just standing there casually, with flaws all over his body: "Aren't you ready?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, we call it natural." Just kidding, my system is stranded, and I can't use any martial arts, and I won't say it even if I am killed. Therefore, while pretending to be calm and fooling Noles, Ye Xiaosan While beating his heart, he put his hands into a weird, even anti-human gesture, while silently praying for some martial arts that he could use. To his surprise, Artest was able to use some simple moves!

Well, just wait a while and defeat the opponent with a random move. Don't make any shocking visual impact, otherwise it will be difficult to explain.

After recovering part of his martial arts—that is, the part of his own Hundred Man Classics, Ye Xiaosan regained a little courage in an instant.

So, when someone was thinking about the "weird" gesture, the competition between the two officially began. Seeing that the other party was making weird gestures with both hands, but did not launch an attack for a long time, the impatient Noles launched first. The offensive: "Look at the trick!"

Before he finished speaking, he took two steps in three steps, and rushed forward like lightning, drawing a graceful arc with the giant hammer in his hand, and slammed it fiercely at Ye Xiaosan's face.

The "confident" Ye Xiaosan did not panic, gently raised his hands, and faced the surging sledgehammer coming towards him... huh?no response?Ye Xiaosan, who had originally thought that he could resist the first giant hammer attack with some of his internal strength from the Hundred Barbarians' Sutra, suddenly had a smile on his face.

"Boom!" The result was so unexpected that everyone present didn't realize it, and saw the huge hammer smashing hard on the head of Ye Xiaosan, who was bewildered... The scene was too bloody, it is really indescribable So much so that even Noles, who made the shot, was frightened out of her psychological shadow, and she took a few steps back with a pale face: "Dead...dead?"

"Hey, girl, what are you kidding!" Yakan, who was also in a daze, looked like he had eaten a fly, and rushed forward. It is obvious that the dead can't die anymore: "How could this be!"

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"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, my head hurts so much!" Feeling dizzy, Ye Xiaosan touched his head that seemed to be split while scanning the place where he was.

I saw that in the haze, I was in a dark and foggy space, illusory, no distinction between east and west, walking on the ground, as if swimming in the sea, with no place to stand: "Where is this? I remember... um , I remember that I should be competing with Nores, why did I appear here?"

Ye Xiaosan has given up thinking now, the pain just now was so real that he finally realized that it wasn't a dream at all, but he obviously didn't time travel again, why did he experience that?Just looking at the painting style of those people, you can tell that it is impossible for something in the world of martial arts.

Ye Xiaosan murmured in his heart, lowered his head and looked at his body, and then breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it seemed to have returned to its original appearance. From this point of view, this place might be the system space.

"Ku Jiang? Are you there?" Ye Xiaosan stopped, looked around, and called out to confirm what he was thinking.

There was no echo or any sense of touch. After waiting for a while without any results, Ye Xiaosan closed his mouth helplessly, but the moment he closed his mouth, a dazzling light suddenly flashed in front of him, making him close his mouth involuntarily. Eyes, and then, a pair of soft little hands passed behind him, hugging his neck, and a soft touch came up on his back.

"Did you see everything just now?"

With a quiet but innocent female voice, Ye Xiaosan calmed down after a short period of panic, because he had already confirmed the identity of the other party, and it was his system AI with outstanding personality——Ku Jiang.

"Just now? You mean that strange dream I had?" Ye Xiaosan felt relieved, but felt that something was wrong with Ku Jiang behind him, but our monk Ye Da Gao didn't have a clue what was wrong.

At this time, a warm breath patted on the neck, and Ku Jiang said softly: "That's not a dream, host, it's my memory, that's right, strictly speaking, you're just It was attached to me and saw something that happened in the past."

".What do you mean, Kujiang? Even you have a fever?" After a long silence, Ye Xiaosan asked in disbelief. In fact, at this moment, he already had some guesses in his heart, but he I can't believe it, just because this thing is too outrageous!
(End of this chapter)