Gao Xiao Leng

Chapter 318 Ape Dung

Chapter 318 Ape Dung
"Hmm! I can infer the level of the monster from these feces." Gao Xiaoleng said with certainty.

"Ah? You can really infer the level of a monster from its feces?" Gu Youxiang who asked casually was shocked.

"It's not so difficult, you just need to smell the aura strength of the feces." Gao Xiaoleng pointed to a pile of fresh monster feces.

"You're so perverted, but your brain is really good." Gu Youxiang Xia Fei said with cheeks.

"Well, go and smell it." Gao Xiaoleng ordered.

"I don't smell it, even if I'm killed, it's too disgusting." Gu Youxiang gagged.

"You have to smell this." Gao Xiaoleng sighed quietly.

"Why?" Gu Youxiang was surprised.

"The reason is very simple. My nose is used to smell food, not feces." Gao Xiaoleng said triumphantly.

"What crooked logic is this, what's the matter with smelling feces once in a while?" Gu Youxiang said unconvinced.

"How is my cooking?" Gao Xiaoleng changed the subject.

"Well, your cooking skills are naturally the best." Gu Youxiang gave a thumbs up.

"Let me tell you, my best cooking skill is barbecue. In our next trip, I'm afraid I will make barbecue for us to eat. Would you like to let a person who cooks barbecue smell feces?" Gao Xiao Said coldly and triumphantly.

"What you said seems to make sense, well, this girl is best at making stinky tofu, and it seems to be okay to smell the feces." Gu Youxiang comforted herself.

Gu Youxiang directly bent down to smell the feces, the pendant she was wearing around her neck drooped out, Gao Xiaoleng looked at it, and was instantly stunned.

Ah!
Gu Youxiang smelled the excrement, and immediately vomited it out.

"Gao Xiaoleng, you are necrotic, why is this feces so smelly!" Gu Youxiang almost vomited out her intestines.

"You, are you the little brother who sells fried stinky tofu?" Gao Xiaoleng pointed to the jade skull pendant on Gu Youxiang's neck.

"So what?" Gu Youxiang finally stopped vomiting.

"I wonder why you look so familiar. It turns out we have met before." Gao Xiaoleng suddenly realized.

"Why don't I have any impression of you?" Gu Youxiang was a little surprised.

"It's nothing, the four of us were buying your fried stinky tofu at the time, and more people came later, so it's normal that you can't remember me." Gao Xiaoleng explained triumphantly.

"Ah, I remembered, there were indeed two men and two women who came to buy my deep-fried stinky tofu together, and the big fat man among you was still rude, I haven't sold it to him yet, hehe." Gu Youxiang also suddenly realized .

"Well, from this point of view, we are still very destined. How about it, does it look like I'm a little more friendly now?" Gao Xiaoleng joked boredly about Gu Youxiang.

"Let's talk about it after eating your barbecue. I don't like people who are complacent." Gu Youxiang said with a small mouth.

"My barbecue will definitely make you scream." Gao Xiaoleng said triumphantly.

"Okay, I'm looking forward to it!" Gu Youxiang exaggeratedly said.

"By the way, what's the level of that monster feces you smelled just now?" Gao Xiao asked indifferently.

"Fart, there is no aura except stink." Gu Youxiang raised her brows.

"Well, it's just smelly!" Gao Xiaoleng murmured.

Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang continued walking, and soon they saw those monsters.

Those monsters were all gigantic apes the size of a small mountain. From this point of view, those feces should be ape dung.

Ah!
"What a big monkey!" Gu Youxiang couldn't help exclaiming.

"What a big monkey, that's the Xiaoshan giant ape." Gao Xiaoleng gave her a white look in a low voice.

"Xiaoshan giant ape, I heard the elders of the family mention it, but Xiaoshan giant ape is an extinct species in prehistoric times, besides, how much better is Xiaoshan giant ape bigger than these big monkeys?" Gu Youxiang said unconvinced.

"This is a copy of Xiaoshan's giant ape." Gao Xiaoleng thought of the ingredients provided by the system.

"What? A copy of Xiaoshan's giant ape? Why can't I understand what you said!" Gu Youxiang complained in distress.

"Let's put it this way, these big monkeys are all imitations of Xiaoshan's giant ape." Gao Xiaoleng tried to communicate with her in a language that Gu Youxiang could understand.

"I don't believe it, who has so much energy to imitate a big monkey?" Gu Youxiang said it was impossible.

"How does that elder of yours evaluate Xiaoshan Giant Ape?" Gao Xiaoleng asked calmly.

"It's nothing, they are just infinitely powerful, they don't have any magic power, and they don't know magic." Gu Youxiang recalled.

"It's probably enough for us to deal with the infinite power, let's retreat quietly." Gao Xiaoleng wittily suggested retreating.

"If you want to withdraw you, I can't bear that kind of flying close to the ground. That kind of flying is more tiring than flying in the sky." Miss Gu Youxiang roared out of temper.

The roar didn't matter, the two nearby Xiaoshan giant apes that were catching lice from each other immediately jumped up in anger, and they ran over very fast, blocking Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang in no time. .

Although these two Xiaoshan giant apes are not as big as a real mountain, they are at least as big as a small hill. Standing side by side, these two Xiaoshan giant apes form a wall, a huge wall that cannot be overcome.

These two Xiaoshan giant apes are very intelligent, because they are standing in the direction where Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang are going to escape, and the opposite direction is where a large number of Xiaoshan giant apes gather.

If Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang chose to run in that direction, it would be suicide.

Such monsters are as big as a mountain, powerful, come and go like the wind, and the most important thing is that they all have high intelligence. Such monsters are simply not something Gao Xiaoleng and the others can deal with.

However, the ape wall formed by these two Xiaoshan giant apes is also flawed, because there is a gap between their legs, and Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang can slip through the gap between their ankles and escape.

Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang met each other's eyes, and then they acted together, now they are going to compete whose reaction is flexible, and those who react slowly will be trampled into flesh.

Gao Xiaoleng rolled over in a lazy donkey's posture and landed on the ankle of a Xiaoshan giant ape, and Gu Youxiang flew lightly to the ankle of another Xiaoshan giant ape. At this time, the legs of the two Xiaoshan giant apes Mao started to show his power, which made Gao Xiaoleng and Gu Youxiang avoid it, and almost got stabbed to death, because the hairs on the legs of those Xiaoshan giant apes were like steel needles, and the hairs on the legs were not airtight.

(End of this chapter)

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