World's No.1 Football Manager

Chapter 561 Injuries caused by a bubble of shit

Bell showed a strong threat, which became an elbow and armpit problem for Maritimo when he went all out to attack, and involved a lot of energy in the team's defense.

Just when Gao Yuan was thinking about how to pull out this "nail", the "nail" went out of order first.

In the 37th minute of the game, Bell, who played well, suddenly stopped kicking and ran off the court, running quite fast.

Everyone in the stadium looked at the Welsh star in surprise, wondering why he was playing so well, but suddenly he stopped playing. Is this a strike?

But Bell didn't run to the bench, but ran to the player channel.

"Data Emperor" Zhan Jun is well-informed and immediately analyzed Bell's intentions: "From the direction and posture of Bell's running, I think he is probably going to the bathroom! Although it is not common for players to go to the bathroom during the game, it is not without precedent.

What is more famous is that in the 20-21 season, Tottenham played against Chelsea. In the 76th minute, Dell suddenly left the field to go to the toilet when the team fell behind 0 to 1.And Arsenal is the hardest-hit area to go to the toilet during the game. In my impression, Eboue, Nacho Monreal, and Aubameyang all have the experience of going to the toilet midway.So much so that netizens joked that Arsenal's team doctor was a veterinarian, and he couldn't even cure diarrhea! "

The camera was shown on the coaching bench of the visiting team, and Zidane was first bewildered and then a little angry!
Bell what do you mean?The game is in full swing, you ran to the bathroom?Isn't there only one person missing on the field? 11 against 11 is difficult now, can 10 against 11 survive?
Lost the ball, who is responsible?it's me?It's you?Or your shit?

The first half of the game was full of games, and it was only 10 minutes. Can you, an imposing seven-foot man, hold back shit for 10 minutes?

Then he thought a little deeper.

I have always had conflicts with Bell. Is this kid trying to demolish himself in this way?Are you demonstrating to yourself in front of the whole world?
The more he thought about Zidane, the more his heart became angry, and his bald forehead became brighter and brighter.

He originally wanted to send an assistant coach to urge Bell, but he was so angry that he decided he couldn't bear it anymore, and he wanted to go to Bell himself to ask for clarification.

As a result, the audience saw an interesting scene.

Bell rushed to the player tunnel with his front foot, and Zidane followed behind in a panic!

Zhan Jun joked unkindly: "It is said that the coach is the nanny of the players. Is Zidane worried that the disciples will go to the toilet by themselves, so he is in a hurry to deliver toilet paper?"

After the game, the media with good things called up the scene captured by the camera in the player tunnel.

Bell ran in front, clutching his stomach, while Zidane chased after him, still chattering endlessly.

In fact, Bell was also heartbroken!People have three urgencies, the shit is getting to the ass door, I can't help it!You think I'm willing to let the whole world know that I'm going to shit!Isn't this really unbearable?

I'm not a goalkeeper, I can't pee behind the billboards when the ball is in the opponent's half during the game like Lehmann!Besides, the German goalkeeper just pissed and made headlines in the media. If I shit in the stadium in front of the eyes of the whole world, then I will be nailed to the pillar of shame in the history of world football forever!
Bell was anxious, and he was even more anxious later on. Coupled with Zidane's nagging and urging behind him, he was very annoyed. While running to the toilet, he turned his head and explained to Zidane. He didn't look at the road and was inattentive.

He was wearing SG steel stud sneakers, which were already slippery when he stepped on the marble floor, but when he stepped on the air, he slipped out with one foot.

Bell fell to his butt and squatted firmly, and let out a scream of "Ouch".

Zidane behind him was also taken aback.Taking a closer look, I found the Welsh star looked pained.

Zidane hurried up to help, "What's wrong? Did you throw shit out?"

Bell was embarrassed and painful, "That's just one side, I seem to be straining again!"

The glass man Bell is injured again!

This time I was injured because I was in a hurry to shit!

Although Bell's career is a history of injuries, various injuries continue, but it is the first time that he has been injured for such a strange reason!
When Zidane returned to the side of the court, the game had passed 40 minutes, Zidane made a substitution adjustment, replacing Bale and Asensio.

This substitution caused an uproar in the audience.

Everyone couldn't understand, Bell performed so well, why did he have to make a substitution?Is it because he took a shit?

Reminiscent of Zidane's rush to the players' tunnel, everyone guessed whether there was a fierce conflict between the French coach and the Welsh star in the locker room (toilet).

The gossip media quickly came up with an article with tens of thousands of words, ups and downs in the plot, full of grievances and hatred!

Although Zhan Jun was shocked, he quickly made an analysis and judgment with professional eyes: "Zidane replaced Bell. Although we don't know what happened in the player tunnel? But today Bell is in good condition and is playing very threateningly. According to my guess, this personnel adjustment should have nothing to do with tactics. Combined with Bell's injury history, it should be another injury, right?

He had diarrhea just now, could it be acute enteritis?Yes, it must be like this, in this case, things will be explained.In that case, Zidane can only make substitution adjustments.

Alas, Bell is still the same Bell, charging for two hours and talking for 5 minutes.Although he couldn't continue to create threats for the team, he used injuries to create a vacation for himself! "

Immediately afterwards, "Data Emperor" Zhan Jun quoted classics, "Injuries on and off the court are all kinds of strange things. Bell's teammate Asensio shaved his leg and caused infection and injury.

His La Liga opponent, Banega, forgot to pull the handbrake when refueling his car, and used the foot brake in a twitch, resulting in a severe fracture of the tibia and fibula of his left leg.

Manchester City player Jr. Boateng was hit by a stewardess trolley and injured his knee, and his inflammation and injury aggravated.

Their predecessor Canizares knocked over the hotel perfume bottle and scratched his foot. He became the Casillas of the 2002 World Cup. Jovic fell from the wall and almost fell to his death on the back of his head.And the NBA players are not much better, Perkins bed collapsed, badly injured, Swift got bugs in his eyes and rubbed and rubbed them, resulting in inflammation...

Strong athletes always seem to be a little weaker than normal people! "

Bell was replaced, the nails nailed to Maritimo's defense were pulled out, and the last threat to Maritimo disappeared. Maritimo can attack boldly with more confidence!
However, there was not much time left in the first half of the game. Real Madrid withstood several waves of offensives from the home team, and the referee blew the whistle to end the first half.

(End of this chapter)