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Chapter 389 I WILL BEAT YOU

Chapter 389 I WILL BEAT YOU
These are Chinese characters, Chinese characters written on a piece of cardboard. At this time, these Chinese characters are appearing behind the backboard of the Lakers.The transparent backboard couldn't obstruct Lao Hu's line of sight at all, he could see clearly.

She forgave me!She forgave me!
At this moment, countless thoughts echoed in Lao Hu's mind, joy, joy, happiness, bitterness...but in the end they all converged into this sentence.

That's right, there will be no one else. This is definitely done by his wife, and there can be no one else. Even if there is no need to explain, Lao Hu just believes that the person who wrote this must be Feng Kuo.

"What's wrong with you, don't waste time, hurry up and make free throws!" It's just that the referees on the side couldn't see it anymore, and they were urging Hu Lin.

Swish!Nodding his head, Lao Hu easily scored the goal!

Swish!The second ball, still easy.

After getting such good news, Lao Hu felt full of strength, but when the time came, Carlisle needed to let his starters rest.

marvelous!Very good!I am so happy!Ha ha……

Old Hu screamed wildly in his heart, with a happy smile on his face, this guy didn't consider the complete meaning of those guys at all, and he ignored the matter of winning the game.

The teammates around him felt a little sweaty when they saw Lao Hu's lewd smile, they didn't know what was wrong with him, but there was no need for these guys to understand Lao Hu's own happiness.

But how did Feng Kuo do it?This is the United States, and I am unfamiliar with the place!
Back to 10 minutes ago, when Los Angeles fans were laughing at Lao Hu, Comrade Feng Kuo felt that he should do something. However, this is Staples, which is equivalent to going deep behind enemy lines, and mobile phones are probably useless , and the method of broadcasting to find someone, with Feng Kuo's character, it is not sensitive.

How to do?
Ms. Feng discovered something, the cardboard that these fans are holding!

Yes, it is such a thing, convenient and simple, cheap and plentiful.Therefore, Feng Kuo found a friend from the United States nearby, it should be said to be a cute little girl.

"Hey, can I talk to your child? She is so cute." Feng Kuo, who was also holding the child, easily won the consent of the adults.

"Of course, no problem. Shush..." The adults' attention was of course on the court, and he was booing Hu.

"You are so cute, what's your name?" Feng Kuo smiled sweetly, and she felt that this little girl should be easier to attack.

"My name is Lucy, is this your kid? Oh my god, why does he like to drool so much?!" Well, the kid was more honest.

"Hehe..." Feng Kuo smiled while sweating, her goal was just the cardboard, and continued: "I think your cardboard is pretty good, can you give it to me?"

"What are you going to do?" Little Lucy showed a cautious and questioning expression, and her little hand was still firmly grasping her piece of cardboard, as if it was her treasure.

"Hehe..." This is really embarrassing, Feng Kuo feels like a strange sorghum who cheated candy from a child, but he still has to continue.

"It's nothing, I just want to write something, to scold those bastards on the field." Feng Kuo first revealed his position.

Little Lucy put on a straight face and said, "No, this is mine, you go find your own."

But the problem is, Feng Kuo really doesn't know where to get this thing, otherwise why bother talking about it, so he can only patiently say: "Auntie still has to take care of the child, there is really no way, so I ask you for help, Lucy, help Help."

"Hey..." Little Lucy showed her little canine teeth when she heard this, and said directly, "Do you have any dollars?"

I'm so angry, but Feng Kuo still maintained his kind smile and said, "Well, how about the $5?"

Feng Kuo thinks the price is not bad. She has been in the United States for a while, and knows that $5 is a lot for a child.

"Ten dollars!" This Lucy's attitude was very firm.

"It can't be more than $5." Feng Kuo bargained with this little Lucy based on the principle of bargaining.

"Hey..." Little Lucy showed her little canine teeth again, "15 dollars!"

In the end, Comrade Feng Kuo gave him 20 dollars in grief and indignation, and finally got the cardboard he wanted.By analogy, until Lao Hu made a free throw, she finally collected all the cardboards, and gave the fans behind the basket 10 dollars each, plus flicking, until she had no more than 1 dollar in cash on her body. Finally accomplished this feat.

This is really not easy, and Lao Hu can fully understand it.Of course, what he is thinking about now is how he should win the game. That's right, at this time Lao Hu finally started to think about the second half of the matter.

That's right, how to win, don't look at Lao Hu immersed in happiness, but this question is still quite difficult.

My current state is average, it should be said that my state is average in some aspects, such as not sleeping well, my strength is not very good, passing the ball is sometimes affected, and my head feels a little dizzy.

And now there is another problem, Hu Lin wants to let Feng Kuo know that he has received this message, he doesn't want people to think about it.

What should I do?
In such a mess of thinking, the first quarter of the game between the Lakers and the Mavericks is over.

21 to 34, the Mavericks trailed their opponents by 13 points in the first quarter.

This gap is not small, the difference is so much in the first quarter, and the overall momentum of the Mavericks has not improved much. This is still the home of the Lakers. Los Angeles fans have turned Staples into a graveyard. Waiting to bury the calf.

What to do!Something must be done!
When the players on both sides were walking back, when the Staples cheerleaders all came out, Lao Hu acted!
I saw Hu Lin standing up from the bench. He didn't turn around and walked towards the players' tunnel, but went straight to Staples' on-site host. The atmosphere is getting hotter.

"Hey, what are you going to do?" When the host saw Lao Hu, he was already standing in front of him.

"Can the entire Staples hear this microphone?" Lao Hu asked a question directly.

"Of course, it happens to be..." Unfortunately, before the host could finish speaking, he realized that his microphone had disappeared.

"Hey! Hello everyone! I'll just say a few words!" Lao Hu spoke calmly with a microphone, but the voice became louder and louder through the cumbersome process of modern technology, and the entire Staples could hear it.

Silly!

Totally stupid!
Everyone in Staples, whether it's fans, reporters, cheerleaders, referees, technical desks, staff, or even players and coaches, are all dumbfounded at this moment!

"Very well, let me just say one thing, LALAKERS, I-WILL-BEAT-YOU! I-WILL-WIN-THIS-GAME! And one more thing, Kuo Kuo, I love you!"

Because of the previous stupidity, Hu Lin's words were very clear. After everyone had reacted to the future, Lao Hu had returned the microphone to the host with a smile.

"Oh oh oh oh oh!..."

"Bastard! You bastard! . . . "

"This is Los Angeles, not your backyard!..."

"Go back to China, you yellow-skinned monkey! . . . "

At this moment, Staples seemed to really explode. Countless abuse and shouting turned the arena into a pot of porridge. The loud noise made by the fans even made the entire arena tremble!
This is not over yet, not only the abuse, but also all kinds of messy things flying down the sky and covering the sky, plastic beer glasses, they all carry beer, popcorn is even more disgusting, everywhere, There is even the one who is not short of money, and directly flew his mobile phone. He just wanted to use this thing to hit the Chinese.

"Ha ha!……"

"You guys are so interesting, haha!..."

"Old Hu! You are amazing, I never thought you would do this, haha, do you know? I have always had this urge."

"Huh! Good job, but, will someone come to make trouble?"

All the players from the Mavericks came over, they immediately surrounded Lao Hu, and then everyone immediately bowed down, and they couldn't help but worship, this move is simply too NB!
However, what Nowitzki was worried about happened, and the troublemaker came.

"What did he do? How could he behave like this? What kind of behavior is this? This is a provocative behavior towards the fans, which is not allowed!" The referee came over, and they were terrified when they saw this situation. If you can't stop, it's over.

"Mr. Referee, my player didn't provoke any fans. What he said was LALAKERS. Are there any fans involved here?" Dazed, he still has a lot of things to do, the first one is to wipe Lao Hu's ass.

"You mean, this is not provoking the fans, but provoking the players? You always admit it?! Okay, technical foul!" Mr. Referee's theoretical knowledge is useless, anyway, this matter wants to have a solution Therefore, Hu Lin must be given a certain penalty, and a technical foul is obviously a penalty that everyone can accept.

Thus, Lao Hu got the second T of his career. Of course, even so, several referees still gathered together, and they were still studying in a low voice, but there was still no better way.

That's right, although Lao Hu's behavior was very abrupt, it was too abrupt. There is no rule for this situation. As for the reaction of the fans, to be honest, it is the Lakers who should be warned. They need to be irrational for their fans The behavior pays the bill.

It's just that, with such a commotion, the second quarter of the game could not proceed as scheduled, and at the same time, Lao Hu's goal was also achieved.

 Hehe, Lao Hu's behavior is certainly not original, hehe.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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