Play with your brain

Chapter 357 Surprise
Rest is relative to the game. The third playoff game between the Lakers and the Mavericks will be held on April 4. These two days will be relatively easy. Although the Mavericks lost two games in a row, the next one This game is crucial, so Carlisle did not arrange high-intensity training.

This is a relatively normal arrangement. The pressure of playing an away game at Staples is enough. After returning, let the players be exhausted. Who can bear it.

Therefore, the training on the 26th only lasted less than two hours and ended. There will be a game tomorrow, so these Mavericks will just go home and rest.

Lao Hu naturally went home to rest. He was not the kind of guy who was easy to hang out with, and now he bought a real mansion in Dallas, a mansion with a big garden and a swimming pool.

Enjoy it, Lao Hu is now a billionaire, if you don’t enjoy so much money, wouldn’t you really be an old monk? Besides, the houses in the United States have fallen a lot now, this mansion with thousands of square meters , but more than 200 million US dollars, how cheap.

Of course, such a big house needs to find a housekeeper to clean it, and Lao Hu, a big man with a picky foot, will definitely not be able to do any housework. Therefore, for the sake of the environment and health, he must find someone to clean the house no matter what.

Eva Lopez is the housekeeper that Lao Hu is looking for. Don't get me wrong. This is a Mexican aunt in her forties. Lao Hu doesn't want to be a maid or something. To be honest, he is afraid that he will not be able to control himself.

However, today is very strange, the master Lao Hu has come back, but the housekeeper did not come out to greet him.

Although Lao Hu didn't care much about this matter, it was still a bit strange, but he didn't have too many thoughts at the moment, he just walked straight into his mansion.

After the actions of opening and closing the door to enter the house, Lao Hu felt that something was wrong. It was very quiet. That Mexican aunt would always use a vacuum cleaner to clean the room. After all, she was the only one in such a big house. Cleaning is definitely labor-intensive and time-consuming. If it weren't for the attractive salary that Lao Hu gave, Ms. Eva would have gone to court to sue Lao Hu for mistreating the employees.

wrong!There must be a situation!

You know, the United States is not a very safe place. Isn’t there data? A car is lost in 29 seconds, and there is a rape case in as many minutes!
Lao Hu doesn't want to be raped at home, it would be embarrassing to spread the word.

So, in order to protect his delicate chrysanthemum, this guy quickly found his weapon from the side of the shoe cabinet.

A baseball bat!

Lao Hu doesn’t have a gun now. Although the gun control in the United States is very loose, he still doesn’t have time to get it. He doesn’t need it. He’s either training or competing, or doing various business activities. The rest of his time is spent chatting online Well, there are a lot of people even if they go to nightclubs to fool around, so he hasn't found bodyguards until now, because there are too few opportunities for him to show his face alone.

However, even so, we still have to guard against what needs to be guarded. As soon as the baseball bat is picked up, Lao Hu has confidence in his heart. A gun is a man's guts.

Of course, this guy didn't forget to call the police. After all, the opponent may not be a good opponent. If he has a gun in his hand, the police should come forward.

Step by step, I slowly entered the living room from the entrance, and then entered the guest room on the first floor from the living room, and then I was about to go to the kitchen. Be careful in this place, because the kitchen is the most lethal weapon in the house. The kitchen knives there can increase the combat effectiveness of Lao Hu by several levels. Therefore, there are indeed arresters coming in this house. As long as they are not stupid, they will definitely focus on defense.

Therefore, Lao Hu slowly and cautiously touched it in.

I rely on!

Why are these bastards still planning to have a meal at my house?
Before reaching the kitchen, Lao Hu smelled a scent, it must be cooking.

good chance!
Now that they are ready to eat, that is the time when these robbers have the weakest awareness of prevention. Old Hu no longer hesitates here, and grabs it in a few strides, and is ready for a kitchen battle!
SURPRISE!

A voice very familiar to Lao Hu came, but Lao Hu's reaction was quick enough. When he saw someone coming, he just pointed at his head without saying a word. After seeing and hearing clearly, he wanted to stop , too late!
It turned out to be Feng Kuo!
what!boom!
So, the person fell down, and Lao Hu cried!

Wow... Chubby Hu Mengmeng also cried!

At this moment, the moment Feng Kuo fell down, Lao Hu deeply understood the state of mind of Xiao Feng and Xiao Daxia back then. Killing his dearest relative with his own hands was really painful to the marrow. He wished to kill himself immediately and go to the underground with his wife meeting.

But it's not enough, Lao Hu was awakened by the cry of his own baby, how can he not let his baby, who is not yet one year old, lose his parents just like that.

"Kuo Kuo, you can go with peace of mind, I will go to you when I bring up the child..." Lao Hu made a big wish in his heart, he must...

"Oh! You bastard, what are you doing there? Why don't you hurry up and find an ice pack for me!"

Hey, this is also the voice of my wife, could it be that she is not dead? !

Just now when Lao Hu missed his hand, he panicked, and his mind was instantly confused. Naturally, he didn't confirm whether his wife was really dead. When he heard the voice this time, he was really overjoyed.

"Honey, you're not dead, haha, that's great! I really..."

Feng Kuo was so angry that he finally came here to give him a surprise, but he got a stick first.

"You really want me to die, you bastard! Marrying you has ruined my life for eight lifetimes! Now you still want to hit me with a stick?! Say, are you doing something shameful and trying to kill me?" This yellow-faced woman, so she can marry a younger one?!"

Upon hearing this, Lao Hu panicked again, and immediately declared his innocence.

"Of course not. How could I do such a thing? Wife, didn't you see my house when you came? The champions I'm looking for are all old women, right? We're not modern Chen Shimei, we love wives good man..."

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Go find me an ice pack! The bag on my head is getting bigger and bigger." This is what Feng Kuo cares about the most. If a big bag grows out, it will be a lot of trouble Shame.

"Yes, yes!..." Lao Hu immediately rummaged through the box and chest. Fortunately, this is the kitchen, and the ice pack is in the refrigerator. He is an athlete and always keeps this thing.

"Mengmeng is crying! Come on, bring the baby to me!"

"Yes!" Lao Hu is now absolutely obeying orders.

"Oh oh, baby don't cry, mother hugs." Feng Kuo coaxed the baby in the posture of lying on the kitchen floor, but she was still a little dizzy and couldn't get up.

"Ah! It hurts! You are a pig, take it easy!"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

While Lao Hu was gently 'healing' Feng Kuo, another change occurred.

Beep, beep, beep...

Several police cars drove over, and as soon as they stopped at the door of Lao Hu's house, police officers immediately came out to shout!

"Listen, robbers inside, you are surrounded..."

It seems that Lao Hu's call to the police has worked. The reason is that the situation at this time is really dumbfounding. Feng Kuo glared at each other on the floor, and Hu Lin could only pretend to be stupid...

After a day of trouble, it finally came to an end. After all, it was just a false alarm. After expressing a deep apology to the Dallas State Police and signing one name after another, Lao Hu could finally lie on the bed and talk to his wife.

"Kuokuo, why do you think of coming to see me?"

Feng Kuo, who was lying on the bed, gave him a sideways glance, and said, "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come, hum! Didn't I see that you lost two games in a row, so I came to see you and let my son comfort you, who knows , You bastard!" After finishing speaking, he wanted to pinch someone.

Hiss, the feeling of pain and happiness came again, it was really strong!
"Well, it's not safe here in the United States. I thought it was robbers coming. Hehe, of course it's not about you." Seeing Feng Kuo glaring again, Lao Hu immediately admitted his mistake and continued: "But , how did you get in, I told you about this house, but don’t you have a key?”

"I just wanted to give you a surprise, so I found your agent, and it was easy. I just didn't expect that you gave me a big surprise!"

"Hey..." Old Hu scratched his head in embarrassment, and then said: "It was purely a misunderstanding. I saw you being knocked down by me at the time. My heart was so cold. At that time, I wanted to I will go with you immediately, but the child is still here, so I will..."

Feng Kuo was somewhat moved when he heard this, but he couldn't just let him go so easily, and said, "Who knows what you're thinking, anyway, this stick is really ruthless, it hit me, hmph! "

Old Hu burst into tears, and said: "Don't, it's true, I really wanted to die at the time, if it wasn't for our son, I would really be nothing!"

Seeing Lao Hu showing his true feelings, Feng Kuo didn't want to make things difficult for him anymore, so he said: "Okay, I was too sudden this time, so I'll let you off this time, really, it was a good thing, I will prepare it for you." Some local dishes."

Having been in the Northeast these years, Feng Kuo has long been a pure eastern woman. Not only the accent, but also the living habits have changed a lot. It is not a problem to cook a meal of the Northeast hometown.

"It's better as a wife, hehe...that, that, hehe..." Old Hu said as he said, his hands were not idle, he was looking for the best in the bed, and he was so happy all the way.

Feng Kuo could feel it naturally, he didn't expect this bad thing to be so bad.

"Oh! You still have a game tomorrow, don't want it!"

"don't want?!"

That's not going to work!
So, not long after, the room was having sex again...

　Hey, ask for votes, ask for support.Everyone in the Northeast likes to call it that, no matter whether the child is a boy or a girl, it is rare to call it a son.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)