Datang started from being a salted fish
Chapter 679 Funeral Shop
Chapter 679 Funeral Shop
In fact, she can't be blamed for this, after all, her son is missing, and he is still the crown prince. If he can't find it before tomorrow morning, then the problem will be serious. . .
"No, no, no," Wang Yin shook his index finger, then pointed to himself and Cheng Lingxue: "Madam, the disguise I'm talking about is not you, but us."
"You...?" Empress Changsun was taken aback when she heard the words, obviously not realizing what Wang Yin meant.
"Yes, it's us." Wang Yin nodded with a smile: "Otherwise, blind people will recognize my appearance, what if I scare them away?"
"Wang Yin, what do you mean..." Empress Changsun seemed to think of something when she heard what Wang Yin said, and a look of light suddenly appeared in her beautiful eyes.
"That's right!" Wang Yin said with a smile: "It's fine if they leave, but if they don't leave, seeing you, the queen, probably wants to attack again, then we can give them a one-shot, hehe! "
"That's why you can't disguise yourself. People must recognize you as a queen at a glance." Wang Yin added after finishing speaking.
"But Brother Yin, your face will be recognized even if you are disguised, right?" Cheng Lingxue asked worriedly after hearing the words.
"It's simple," Wang Yin turned around after hearing this, "I'll do a magic trick for you."
Then Empress Changsun and Cheng Lingxue saw that Wang Yin seemed to be putting something on his face, and when Wang Yin was done, he turned around and the two of them were startled.
It turned out that Wang Yin's face had changed into that of an old man, and it seemed that it was really the original one, and there was no trace of forgery at all.
"It's amazing..." Seeing this, Cheng Lingxue reached out and touched Wang Yin's fake face curiously: "And it feels real..."
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'm afraid it would be hard to believe..." Empress Changsun couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
But she wasn't too surprised, after all, Wang Yin had brought out a lot of miraculous things, so it's not surprising that she now has a disguised fake face.
"That's right, this is a black-tech silicone product, and it has absolutely no effect!" Wang Yin couldn't help but chuckle when he heard this.
To be honest, he was taken aback when he took out this human skin mask just now, mainly because the feel of this thing is almost the same as that of a real person, it really looks like it is made of fucking human skin. . .
"It turns out that this kind of thing is called silica gel..." Cheng Lingxue asked curiously after hearing this: "Is this thing specially used to make this kind of fake face?"
"Of course not. This thing has many uses. For example, it can be used as a baby... Don't ask so many children." Wang Yin hurriedly took out another female mask and handed it to Cheng Lingxue after speaking for a while. Li: "Come on girl, I'll stick it on for you..."
Speaking of which, there are indeed many uses for this thing, but it is inappropriate to discuss it in front of Cheng Lingxue and Empress Changsun. . . . . .
After changing their disguises, the three of them left the palace directly.
At this moment, Cheng Lingxue looked at Wang Yin next to him, covering his mouth desperately and shaking his shoulders, holding back very hard; Empress Changsun couldn't help but smile for a while.
"Girl, you are really disrespectful." Wang Yin looked at his attire and bared his teeth at Cheng Lingxue: "You made your husband dress like this!"
It turned out that Wang Yin was planning to go out with the face of an ordinary boy, but later Cheng Lingxue said that if this was the case, it would not match the identity of the eldest grandson empress, so he suggested that Wang Yin and himself disguise themselves as little eunuchs and little palace maids. . .
When Wang Yin heard that he wanted to dress up as an eunuch, he was naturally not happy, but when he saw Cheng Lingxue flirting at him with wide eyes, he could only endure it: Forget it, it’s not true anyway. . . . . .
So there is the scene in front of you now. . . . . .
"Still laughing?!" Seeing Cheng Lingxue's smothered smile, Wang Yin immediately leaned into her ear: "Don't dare to laugh, I'll go back tonight and take care of you!"
"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore..." Cheng Lingxue blushed when she heard this.
a second later
"Pfft...hahahaha..." Cheng Lingxue simply burst out laughing: "Brother Yin, I'm sorry...hahaha, I really can't hold it back..."
In this way, Cheng Lingxue laughed for a few minutes before the energy went down. Seeing that the girl Cheng Lingxue finally stopped laughing, Empress Changsun took the two of them and continued to set off.
after an hour
"We're here." Empress Changsun led the two of them to the door of a house and said something, then stepped forward to lock the door.
"What a pity..." Wang Yinchao looked around and said regretfully.
Just now, the three of them deliberately slowed down their pace in order to fish, but nothing happened along the way, which made Wang Yin very depressed: it seemed that he was thinking too much. . . . . .
Not long after Empress Changsun knocked on the door, a middle-aged man opened the door, and without saying a word, he stretched out his hand to signal the three of them to enter.
"I'll go." When Wang Yin saw the funeral supplies in the yard, he felt pain in his stomach: "This taste is really strange..."
Although Empress Changsun didn't say who she was looking for, Wang Yin can be sure that she definitely didn't come here for these funeral supplies.
Wang Yin reckoned that most likely it was some dark manpower trained by the royal family, but it was just that this face job was not good, so it was necessary to set up a funeral shop. . .
Now standing here, Wang Yin's mood is not so beautiful: because Wang Yin is afraid of ghosts, and it happens that these funeral objects are for the dead, which makes Wang Yin instinctively resist these things . . .
"What would you like to order?" The middle-aged man led the three of them in and pointed to the funeral supplies on the ground: "Choose whatever you like, and the price is absolutely fair. If you have any special requests, you can also ask them, but they must be appropriate." Just add some money."
"Shopkeeper," Empress Changsun nodded upon hearing this, "Bring me a red-lacquered coffin."
The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then glanced at Empress Changsun: "Sir, you are joking. Everything we have here is for dead people. How can we use red paint?"
In fact, the middle-aged man recognized Empress Changsun as soon as he opened the door. After all, she did not put on any disguise; but even if she did, it would not be obvious because they only took orders from Li Shimin, not even the empress. !
Unless there is a specific token from Li Shimin, it will be difficult for anyone to come.
It's just that although the middle-aged man didn't reveal the identity of Empress Changsun, he also knew that there was probably something big going on this time: since Empress Changsun was able to find this place, then His Majesty probably told her about it. . . . . .
"You just need to work and get the money. As for how we use it, that's our business." Empress Changsun smiled when she heard this.
(End of this chapter)
In fact, she can't be blamed for this, after all, her son is missing, and he is still the crown prince. If he can't find it before tomorrow morning, then the problem will be serious. . .
"No, no, no," Wang Yin shook his index finger, then pointed to himself and Cheng Lingxue: "Madam, the disguise I'm talking about is not you, but us."
"You...?" Empress Changsun was taken aback when she heard the words, obviously not realizing what Wang Yin meant.
"Yes, it's us." Wang Yin nodded with a smile: "Otherwise, blind people will recognize my appearance, what if I scare them away?"
"Wang Yin, what do you mean..." Empress Changsun seemed to think of something when she heard what Wang Yin said, and a look of light suddenly appeared in her beautiful eyes.
"That's right!" Wang Yin said with a smile: "It's fine if they leave, but if they don't leave, seeing you, the queen, probably wants to attack again, then we can give them a one-shot, hehe! "
"That's why you can't disguise yourself. People must recognize you as a queen at a glance." Wang Yin added after finishing speaking.
"But Brother Yin, your face will be recognized even if you are disguised, right?" Cheng Lingxue asked worriedly after hearing the words.
"It's simple," Wang Yin turned around after hearing this, "I'll do a magic trick for you."
Then Empress Changsun and Cheng Lingxue saw that Wang Yin seemed to be putting something on his face, and when Wang Yin was done, he turned around and the two of them were startled.
It turned out that Wang Yin's face had changed into that of an old man, and it seemed that it was really the original one, and there was no trace of forgery at all.
"It's amazing..." Seeing this, Cheng Lingxue reached out and touched Wang Yin's fake face curiously: "And it feels real..."
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'm afraid it would be hard to believe..." Empress Changsun couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
But she wasn't too surprised, after all, Wang Yin had brought out a lot of miraculous things, so it's not surprising that she now has a disguised fake face.
"That's right, this is a black-tech silicone product, and it has absolutely no effect!" Wang Yin couldn't help but chuckle when he heard this.
To be honest, he was taken aback when he took out this human skin mask just now, mainly because the feel of this thing is almost the same as that of a real person, it really looks like it is made of fucking human skin. . .
"It turns out that this kind of thing is called silica gel..." Cheng Lingxue asked curiously after hearing this: "Is this thing specially used to make this kind of fake face?"
"Of course not. This thing has many uses. For example, it can be used as a baby... Don't ask so many children." Wang Yin hurriedly took out another female mask and handed it to Cheng Lingxue after speaking for a while. Li: "Come on girl, I'll stick it on for you..."
Speaking of which, there are indeed many uses for this thing, but it is inappropriate to discuss it in front of Cheng Lingxue and Empress Changsun. . . . . .
After changing their disguises, the three of them left the palace directly.
At this moment, Cheng Lingxue looked at Wang Yin next to him, covering his mouth desperately and shaking his shoulders, holding back very hard; Empress Changsun couldn't help but smile for a while.
"Girl, you are really disrespectful." Wang Yin looked at his attire and bared his teeth at Cheng Lingxue: "You made your husband dress like this!"
It turned out that Wang Yin was planning to go out with the face of an ordinary boy, but later Cheng Lingxue said that if this was the case, it would not match the identity of the eldest grandson empress, so he suggested that Wang Yin and himself disguise themselves as little eunuchs and little palace maids. . .
When Wang Yin heard that he wanted to dress up as an eunuch, he was naturally not happy, but when he saw Cheng Lingxue flirting at him with wide eyes, he could only endure it: Forget it, it’s not true anyway. . . . . .
So there is the scene in front of you now. . . . . .
"Still laughing?!" Seeing Cheng Lingxue's smothered smile, Wang Yin immediately leaned into her ear: "Don't dare to laugh, I'll go back tonight and take care of you!"
"Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore..." Cheng Lingxue blushed when she heard this.
a second later
"Pfft...hahahaha..." Cheng Lingxue simply burst out laughing: "Brother Yin, I'm sorry...hahaha, I really can't hold it back..."
In this way, Cheng Lingxue laughed for a few minutes before the energy went down. Seeing that the girl Cheng Lingxue finally stopped laughing, Empress Changsun took the two of them and continued to set off.
after an hour
"We're here." Empress Changsun led the two of them to the door of a house and said something, then stepped forward to lock the door.
"What a pity..." Wang Yinchao looked around and said regretfully.
Just now, the three of them deliberately slowed down their pace in order to fish, but nothing happened along the way, which made Wang Yin very depressed: it seemed that he was thinking too much. . . . . .
Not long after Empress Changsun knocked on the door, a middle-aged man opened the door, and without saying a word, he stretched out his hand to signal the three of them to enter.
"I'll go." When Wang Yin saw the funeral supplies in the yard, he felt pain in his stomach: "This taste is really strange..."
Although Empress Changsun didn't say who she was looking for, Wang Yin can be sure that she definitely didn't come here for these funeral supplies.
Wang Yin reckoned that most likely it was some dark manpower trained by the royal family, but it was just that this face job was not good, so it was necessary to set up a funeral shop. . .
Now standing here, Wang Yin's mood is not so beautiful: because Wang Yin is afraid of ghosts, and it happens that these funeral objects are for the dead, which makes Wang Yin instinctively resist these things . . .
"What would you like to order?" The middle-aged man led the three of them in and pointed to the funeral supplies on the ground: "Choose whatever you like, and the price is absolutely fair. If you have any special requests, you can also ask them, but they must be appropriate." Just add some money."
"Shopkeeper," Empress Changsun nodded upon hearing this, "Bring me a red-lacquered coffin."
The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then glanced at Empress Changsun: "Sir, you are joking. Everything we have here is for dead people. How can we use red paint?"
In fact, the middle-aged man recognized Empress Changsun as soon as he opened the door. After all, she did not put on any disguise; but even if she did, it would not be obvious because they only took orders from Li Shimin, not even the empress. !
Unless there is a specific token from Li Shimin, it will be difficult for anyone to come.
It's just that although the middle-aged man didn't reveal the identity of Empress Changsun, he also knew that there was probably something big going on this time: since Empress Changsun was able to find this place, then His Majesty probably told her about it. . . . . .
"You just need to work and get the money. As for how we use it, that's our business." Empress Changsun smiled when she heard this.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
Pirate Family
Chapter 1318 2 hours ago -
Full-time Summoner
Chapter 1763 2 hours ago -
Technology: breaking the hegemony that monopolizes the world
Chapter 1904 2 hours ago -
Out of the cage
Chapter 1605 2 hours ago -
Build Madness
Chapter 1094 2 hours ago -
Recruit black physique to start practice in the wasteland
Chapter 1581 2 hours ago -
Night of apocalypse
Chapter 1107 2 hours ago -
Mortal Cultivation: Starting from a Casual Cultivator
Chapter 1110 2 hours ago -
Technology overlord starts with baby
Chapter 1229 2 hours ago -
Naruto: I traveled through time with the Samsara Eye
Chapter 151 3 hours ago