Rebirth of the Almighty Internet Celebrity

Chapter 375
Facts have proved that there are actually quite a few elderly fathers.

The physical fitness of "Coach Zhou" is quite good.In the past, I was worried that my "ex-wife" would become a super-aged "maternity", so I gave up the idea of ​​having another child.

"Coach Zhou" has no reason to give up on a child who was born by accident like now, regardless of gender.

As for children who are born at an advanced age, after confirming the risk of "whether they are their own babies", there are not without other problems.

For example, the child that "Coach Zhou" and his step-wife accidentally got was a girl, and "Coach Zhou" has no regrets about this.But what made him feel that he had a "geta" in his heart was the eldest daughter of him and his step-wife, who actually came out of the "mother's womb" with a "birth mark", a dark red color that was very obvious "birthmark".

In fact, the most common "birth marks" are "dark cyan" and "dark red".Even if there is, most parents don't pay much attention to it, as long as it doesn't grow on the face, or grows on other parts of the body, it doesn't get in the way.

But the dark red "birth mark" of the eldest daughter happened to be on the right cheek by such a coincidence.Not only does it surround the entire right eye, it also occupies almost one-third of the right cheek.

At first glance, it will give people the illusion of "yin.yang.face".All in all, it's very unsightly.

"Coach Zhou" and his second wife, of course, felt uncomfortable seeing their daughter like this.But what can be done?It's all made this way.

I can only comfort myself in my heart: Fortunately, it is not a major congenital disease or the like.There are "birth marks" on a large area of ​​the face. Although it is not good-looking, at least it will not endanger health...

After having their first daughter with his second wife, the "female student" had serious rural thoughts.Or, to be more precise, the old "patriarchal" thinking broke out.

In short, it is the desire to have a son.

The eldest daughter is a girl, so she is naturally not reconciled.Drag "Coach Zhou" to continue working hard.

This time, there is no accidental first one, which seems so easy to conceive.The second child also "worked hard" for almost a year, and finally had it again.

She was pregnant in October and gave birth to another daughter.

"Coach Zhou" had to be convinced: Maybe he was destined to be a "father-in-law", right? !They have changed their wives, and they are still just giving birth to a daughter!If it weren't for his wife's insistence, in fact, when the eldest daughter was born, he could have stopped "working hard".Even if the eldest daughter has blemishes on her face, he doesn't dislike it.

One thing that "Coach Zhou" is very worried about is that he is afraid that if he has a child at an "advanced age", even if he can have a child, the quality will definitely not be as good as when he was in his "prime".The chance of giving birth to a child with congenital problems will be greatly increased.For example, one of his former coaching colleagues in a "first-tier city" was unwilling to give birth to two daughters in a row and continued to work hard to have children with his elderly wife.As a result, he finally gave birth to a son.But the baby spent several months in the hospital after birth.

What's wrong with it, the coaches and colleagues keep silent, and colleagues are not good at "getting to the bottom of it" to ask.In short, seeing that he hasn't come out of the hospital for a long time, he knows that there must be something wrong.And the problem is not small.

Fortunately, after staying in the hospital for more than three months, the child was finally discharged and taken home.

"Coach Zhou" only met the "little guy" once when he was going to eat the [-]-day banquet of his colleague's son.Looks very thin.

Therefore, "Coach Zhou" never worries about his "whether he can give birth". What he worries about is "whether the child born will be healthy or not".

His wife was pregnant with a child, but it was "Coach Zhou" who was most frightened.

But the second wife was very unwilling to have no son.She saw that "Coach Zhou" was approaching 75 years old.In her opinion, it is estimated that it is really difficult for men to have children after they are over 75 years old.

She then expressed that she would try harder to have another one.Regardless of whether the third child is male or female, let's accept their fate willingly.

"Coach Zhou" is an old couple with a young wife, of course he always dotes on this wife the most.His second wife insisted on this, so of course he couldn't object.

The third child of "Coach Zhou" and his second wife finally gave birth to a son.

Seeing his long-lost son finally "come late", "Coach Zhou" didn't feel particularly excited.Instead, there is a sense of "relieving a heavy burden" in my heart.It was as if a difficult task had been accomplished and the burden could be lifted from now on.

In other words, you don't have to worry about any bad accidents happening to your wife.A heart that has been hanging all day can be considered safe and sound.

Suddenly there were three more children in the family, and the cost of living suddenly increased.

Before the age of 3, children need to buy milk powder and diapers, which are both expensive and expensive.A 750-gram can of milk powder costs more than 500 yuan.This is enough for the little baby to drink for ten days and a half.In one month, the cost of milk powder will exceed [-] yuan.

These three babies all arrived "one after another". For several years, the "milk powder money" of more than 3 per month was considered a fixed expense.

And the wife "confines herself" several times, and "coach Zhou" is afraid that she will not be able to take care of the mother, so she has to hire a "confinement wife" with a high salary to take care of her wife.

In addition, as the child grew up, the two parents-in-law felt a little uncomfortable and had to go to the hospital for treatment, so no one took the children with them.Really troublesome.

"Coach Zhou's" eldest daughter and youngest daughter from his ex-wife are not in the same city as him, and he is too embarrassed to ask them to help him take care of his "second wife's" children.

"Coach Zhou" tried many times to be entangled in trivial matters, and it was difficult to take good care of him, so he had to find a "nanny" among his acquaintances in the countryside.

After hiring a "nanny" for the children, it is much easier to take care of the children.But the family expenses are getting bigger and bigger.

After the three children entered "kindergarten" one after another, "Coach Zhou" and his parents felt even more overwhelmed.

When "Coach Zhou" raised his two eldest daughters in the past, the kindergarten fees were not so scary.Today's "kindergarten" charges are not lower than that of university education.

The two daughters of "Coach Zhou" and his ex-wife used to go to kindergarten. After one semester, the various education and childcare fees totaled less than [-] yuan per semester.Fortunately, the fees for each semester of kindergartens are as high as tens of thousands of yuan.

In the past few decades, it has increased more than a hundred times.

good! "Coach Zhou" has a monthly fixed pension income of more than 1 yuan, but when the monthly "fixed expenses" soared, although he did not directly become a "moonlight family", but gradually became this " clan" is approaching.

As soon as this "old husband and young wife" had more children, they obviously felt that the pressure of life was gradually increasing.

Even the "step wife" who has never worked has discussed with "Coach Zhou" many times the feasibility of going out to find a job and increase some family income? !

"Coach Zhou" feels that the three children are still so young, and they can't do without their mother.Even if he wants to go outside to find a job and increase his income, he should try to find a job to make money.

The "step-wife" is worried: he is old, what kind of work can he do? !Reluctantly doing some unsuitable work, causing physical problems, the loss outweighs the gain!In addition, even if he is still in good health, it will not be a problem to work for another five or eight years, but what employer would hire someone as "senior" as him to work?People are also worried that something will happen to him...

"Coach Zhou" said that there is no need to worry about this.After all, he still has some "connections" in his hometown.For example, the principal of a certain private junior high school is an old friend he has known for decades... Even if he is "not highly educated" and cannot be a full-time teacher, he can still be a "person" in the school of the principal's old friend Doorman" or something is always okay, right? !
In "Coach Zhou's" impression, these schools prefer to recruit people who are one year older to be "janitors."Young people can't bear this kind of boring work.

His wife is also a very shrewd person, knowing that he said this, he actually meant to comfort her a little bit.If he really has a strong relationship with the principal of a private school, "Coach Zhou" would want to "seek a job" with the other party, and he would not think that only the post of "gatekeeper" can be placed for him.

It’s probably true that “Coach Zhou” knew the other party.But the friendship cannot be said to be that deep.

In addition, an uncle in my wife's hometown has worked as a "guard" for a certain public urban junior high school for several years.When the gatekeeper of the public junior high school first "recruited", she heard that her uncle was in his 40s and less than 50 years old, and she was a little reluctant to "recruit him".The implication is that he is "too young" at this age, and it is estimated that he will not be able to do it for long.After all, the "janitor" of the other school's job does not have a high income.

But the wife and her uncle ran from the countryside to the city, and they are not young anymore, so how can they find a good job?In the end, I "applied" for the "janitor" of the public junior high school.

The wife has a good relationship with her uncle, so she knows very well the salary of the "guards" of these schools, which is really pitifully low.

Only 1450 monthly salary.

The only thing that can give you some comfort is that the public school will buy "social security" for you.Generally, if an individual buys "social security" (of course the lowest-end one), it will cost more than 400 to 500 yuan per month.

It is equivalent to the "janitor" salary offered by public schools, which is about 1800 yuan per month.However, public schools have regulations that require them to purchase "social security" for their employees.The school is unwilling to pay such an additional sum of money, so of course it will deduct the money from the wages of "insured employees".Therefore, after paying the "social security", the actual salary received appears to be pitifully small.

With such a low actual income, naturally only by recruiting older job seekers can we continue to work for a longer period of time.

Therefore, although "Coach Zhou" was afraid that his wife would worry about him, he did not elaborate on the low income of being a "janitor", but his wife happened to have an "uncle" who worked as a "janitor" in a public junior high school for many years. Condition? !
Thinking of the fact that her husband had to do such a low-paying job for the sake of her and the children. For the first time in her life, the wife secretly regretted insisting on having so many children.

In order to ensure a higher quality of life for his wife and children, "Coach Zhou" finally lost face and found a friend who was the principal of a private junior high school to get a job as a "janitor".

Don't underestimate this level of friendship. If there is no such relationship, other schools, even elementary schools or kindergartens, will most likely not invite an old man over 70 years old to be a "janitor".

Generally speaking, because schools cannot offer high salaries, even if they hire "janitors", they often favor old men between the ages of 55 and 65.After the age of 70, from the perspective of the school, they are also reluctant to invite them.It feels a little risky.

But since "Coach Zhou" is friends with the principal of that private junior high school, age is naturally not a problem.

But friends are friends, and since the other party is a private school, it also wants to pursue profits.All along is the most particular about a "cost accounting".It is true that the principal knows "Coach Zhou", but he will not give him special preferential treatment or give him a salary increase because of this.Everything will be done according to the "established rules" in the past.

For example, the monthly salary offered by this private junior high school for "janitors" is only 1500 yuan per month. In terms of "social security fees", the school also purchases the lowest level for employees in accordance with regulations.

"Coach Zhou" is already a "pensioner", and given his age, it is impossible to buy any more "social security".He discussed with the principal: Can he convert the original cost of purchasing "social security" for employees into cash and pay it to him together with his salary every month?

This is not too much money to hire "Coach Zhou" as a "guard".The principal agreed—"Coach Zhou" didn't buy additional "social security", and he could pay him an extra 400 yuan a month.

As a result, "Coach Zhou"'s actual monthly income as a "janitor" is 1900 yuan.

As for the school's "scheduling" situation, it was "Coach Zhou" and another "guard" who were in charge of guarding the "side door".That is to say, there are other "doormen" in the school who are responsible for the front door, the back door, and "doormen" for student dormitories and the like. The "side door" is only assigned to "Coach Zhou" and another "guard".

The common practice in schools is to work one day and rest one day.so repeatedly.

Doing a day job is not an 8-hour work system, nor is it two shifts a day.It is a "doorman" who is on duty 24 hours a day.Then, you can take a day off and switch to another doorman for a day.You take a day off and come back to work for 24 hours.

Three meals a day during working hours will be settled by yourself by asking your family to deliver meals.Alternatively, you can also order "takeaway".Or called school cafeteria meals.

In short, I have to sit at the door for 24 hours at a time when I work hard.

Tired is not too tired, but easy to sleepy.

Of course, if the school gates are closed for several hours at night, the guards can also take a break in the "guard room".But you must be vigilant, and if there is any trouble, you have to run in the middle of the night.

The reason why the school arranges the working hours of "janitors" like this is that if there are 30 days in a month, they only need to work 15 days.

But don’t ignore one thing. Nowadays, normal companies arrange a 7-hour or 8-hour work system.Every month, you will normally have 4 days of leave or 8 days of leave (depending on whether the weekend is a single day off or a double day off).

If, like a school teacher, there are 4 "weekends" and 8 days off in a month, that is 22 days of work.Working 8 hours a day, about 170 hours a month.

And what about the "school gatekeeper"?Working 15 days a month and 24 hours a day means working more than 360 hours a month!

(End of this chapter)