Rebirth of the Almighty Internet Celebrity

Chapter 333 IQ
In rural areas, it is a very common practice to "raise debts" from relatives and friends when there is not enough money for a "big event", such as "marriage", such as "building a house".

Just because the phenomenon is common, everyone is not surprised.

But like the "little son-in-law shelf worker", in order to decorate "high-end, grand, and upscale", the cost of decoration basically depends on borrowed money.This seems very irrational.

Even in rural areas where "comparison" is more prevalent, it feels a bit too much.Relatives and friends who know the details of the "frameworker" also think this guy's approach is too funny.

good!In the eyes of relatives and friends, the practice of "shelf workers" swollen faces to pretend to be fat is a big joke! ! !
It’s just like a small two-story building. In general rural areas, some “wall bricks” are pasted on the front of the house.Some people have a little "spare money", so they "tile" all four exterior walls.That's right, just ignore the other 3 exterior walls.Like "Big Brother"'s newly built house, except for the brick wall on the front door, the other three walls are ignored.

And there are some families who have no money, but have a fixed job and a fixed income. They have built a new house. Except for the "tiles" on the front, the other three walls are approved with "cement oil" to achieve the "waterproof effect".

However, the young son-in-law of the Zhou family was not satisfied with the decoration.

The money for the renovation of his house was all borrowed, but he insisted on pasting tiles on all four exterior walls of the new house.The cost of tiling the exterior wall alone will cost an extra 4 yuan.

The borrowed money is spent like flowing water, and it is extremely relaxed, so I don't feel it is a pity.It feels like if there is an extra 2, there will be an extra 2, as if the money lent to him does not need to be repaid.

There is also the fence made of "fire bricks", which is what most rural people do. It would be nice to build a fence to surround the yard.But the youngest son-in-law of the Zhou family not only built a fence, he also thought the bare fence looked unsightly.The wall was directly "published and polished", and then decorated with bricks.Although the ceramic tiles used for exterior walls are inferior ceramic tiles, in today's world, whether it is the main body of the building or the decoration, the most valuable thing is "labor".

Even if the materials you choose are quite cheap, but the labor is expensive, it will increase the "decoration" budget at once.And it's not an extra 01:30, it's too much to bear.

This is not counting.

And own yard.Most people use cement to pave it at most, and it is enough that it is not muddy or waterlogged.But how can the young son-in-law of the Zhou family be satisfied with this?Laying floor tiles in the yard is too easy to slip and fall.Rich people will choose to lay some textured non-slip "marble".And the "little son-in-law of the Zhou family" has no money, but he thinks it's just a concrete floor, and the grade cannot be improved.Therefore, a compromise solution is adopted, that is, all "water mills" are used in the "yard".

As a result, it cost tens of thousands more than the usual decoration method.

Even the exterior walls, fences, and yards are of a higher standard and grade than ordinary rural homes, and the interior decoration of the 2-story new house must be better and more expensive than ordinary homes.

Originally, there was no money, so it was impossible to pursue the best, but the budget was higher than that of ordinary rural decoration.

In this way, even most of the 20 borrowed decoration funds are not enough.I had to find ways, begging my grandpa to sue my grandma, and managed to get together tens of thousands of yuan.In addition to paying off the final payment for the decoration, there is only 2 to [-] yuan left.It is estimated that it is just enough to "enter the banquet".

But the "little son-in-law of the Zhou family" is very concerned about face. He has borrowed hundreds of thousands of "debts" and reserved 2 yuan for banquets. Go inside the decoration.

According to the normal budget, I buy all kinds of ingredients at my own home in the countryside to "set up a banquet". According to the budget in previous years, there are 350 to 400 yuan per table for a "banquet", and the dishes are all passable.The rural banquets are of course not like the big hotels, which often charge more than [-] yuan per table.People's big hotels also want to make money from you.Earn at least half.

In addition, if you place your own wine in the countryside, each round table will be a circle smaller than the "hotel".That is to say, in rural banquets, 8 people usually sit at a table, while in big hotels, 10 people sit at a standard table.

In this way, for a banquet for a table of 10 people, theoretically, the amount of each dish will always be larger than for a banquet for a table of 8 people.

It can also be said the other way around: the cost of each banquet in the countryside is indeed lower than that in a big hotel.

350 to 400 yuan per seat, according to the previous budget, more than enough.

However, since the beginning of last year, the price of pork has been at a high level. By the end of this year, there was a slight correction, but it was only one or two yuan cheaper per catty.It is really expensive.And the "little son-in-law of the Zhou family" is a traditional Hakka family, so there must be 3 bowls of braised pork at the banquet.There is also a "pig's head button" that counts separately.There is also a dish "Fried Crispy Pork with Peanuts", which also uses pork.

The price increase of pork alone has led to a "banquet" at this time, and each table needs an extra budget of hundreds of dollars.

Nowadays, each table can be won for 500 yuan, which is quite capable.

Then calculate it based on 500 yuan per table, and the "Little Son-in-Law of the Zhou Family" is expected to be able to arrange 35 tables.If you reserve 5 more tables, there will be 40 tables, and it will not be rude enough.

Even if it has 40 tables, each table costs 500 yuan, that is a budget of 2 yuan.The young son-in-law of the Zhou family was also accurate, so he planned this way and left a loan of 2 yuan.

According to the usual situation, half of the cost can be recovered for the "envelope" of wine placement.In other words, about 1 blocks of packets can be recovered.

In short, enough to cope.

But the young son-in-law of the Zhou family is a vain person. He estimated that he would spend 2 yuan to set up 40 banquet tables, but when he boasted to the outside world, he threatened to set up 50 tables, and the cost of each table would be 800 yuan. It will cost him 4 yuan.

It more than doubled the budget in one fell swoop.In fact, we still prepare and budget according to the 2 yuan banquet.

The 2 yuan "banquet budget" can be doubled by Zhou's son-in-law.

Like the decoration of a new house, he is even more boastful.

It actually cost more than 20 yuan for decoration (including all expenses such as surrounding the yard and flooring), and the young son-in-law of the Zhou family directly boasted that he spent more than 40 yuan for decoration.

While the cost of the main body was just over 8, he directly blown it up to 15.

Now, the problem arises.The main body cover is 15 yuan, the decoration is 40 yuan, and there is also a budget of 4 yuan for the "entertainment" banquet. When the total account is calculated, it is almost 60 yuan... I want to ask, how much is your annual income as a "shelf worker"?How many years have you been working out again?Have you saved 60?
In the past, the "little son-in-law's workman" boasted that his "wage" was high. For several years, he boasted that "the boss gave him 200 to 300 yuan a day".The salary level is relatively high in this industry.

The "moisture" of his words in those years was not that great.Basically, if there is a job, the daily wage is 200 yuan, which can be guaranteed.After all, "frame workers" have been working "high in the air", ranging from 5 or 6 floors to climbing 30 to 40 floors.Such a dangerous type of work cannot guarantee a wage of 200 yuan a day, and it is difficult to find someone to do the work for you.

Therefore, at that time, the "little son-in-law with a shelf" could earn two hundred a day if he had a job.He bragged "a little bit" to $2.It is to deliberately "mislead" others to think that he has a "wage" of 300 yuan per day.

Generally speaking, it was not considered "big blowing" at the time.

It's just that you have to know how to "focus". What is the "point"?It's just that the "little son-in-law who works like a jerk" has to be "workable" in order to have that kind of high "daily wage".

The reality is that, on average, a "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" can do 10 days of work in a month, which is considered a "busy month".

In other words, his wages of more than 200 yuan per day can only reach about 10 days a month.Then it can be calculated that the average monthly income of the "little son-in-law as a shelf worker" will be maintained at around 2000 to 3000.

Later, the "little son-in-law who puts on airs" gradually became fond of bragging forks.

The signboard of "daily income" and the previous data are gradually not enough.

For example, more than 200 "daily wages" data can no longer satisfy "frameworkers".Even saying "make 500 yuan a day" seems not enough face-he directly brags about his income. After working over the years, he has boasted that his "net income" is hundreds of thousands.

The reason why the "net income" data will exceed 60 in a few years is very simple. The "little son-in-law shelf worker" refuses to admit the cost of building a new house and decorating it, and most of it relies on debt.He insisted that it was his own "earned" net income.

In this way, the problem arises: when the "little son-in-law putter" married the youngest daughter of the Zhou family, he was already "penniless", and even the money for the "wedding wine" at the end was borrowed by his "old man" of.

I have been married for about 5 years, but the "frameworker" said that he "saved 60 yuan" and used it to build a new house and decorate it.What is the concept of "saving 5" in these five years?
It is equivalent to saving 12 in one year.

"Household expenses" such as food, drink, clothing, etc. have not been counted.If a normal family saves more, the annual expenses will always cost about 3.Over the past five years, it will cost another 5.

The "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker" has to earn at least 75 yuan before he can "save 60 yuan" to build a new house and decorate it.

Earn 15 a year, only 5 in 75 years.

It is equivalent to earning almost 1 per month.

This monthly income may not be "out of reach" for white-collar workers of large companies in some big cities.

But how can a "worker on the shelf" never be too late, and do less than half a month's work in a month (mainly because he doesn't get so much work), how can he have such an income?
But the "stuffer" has already said too much "big talk", so he can only continue to "speak hard".

He even bragged to his father-in-law, coach Zhou, that his daily salary has reached 1 yuan.

Coach Zhou didn't even bother to refute him.As for his job of building bamboo or iron frames, whether he can always find work to pick him up is a big question mark!Has any construction boss had his head kicked by a donkey?Are you willing to offer a daily salary of 1 yuan to hire a "frame worker" to build a shelf on the outer wall?

It's not like he's the only "helper" in the world, and all the other workers are dead.How could it be possible to offer 1 yuan to ask someone to set up a shelf for a day?

Therefore, Coach Zhou feels that this kind of stuff that cannot stand the scrutiny of people with "intelligence quotient" is not worth being "true" with his young son-in-law.I'm afraid there is no such stupid and stupid person in the world who would believe his words!

But from the perspective of "little son-in-law who works as a shelf worker", relatives and friends are all watching.Seeing him running home for at least half a month to hang out - this is clearly a sign of not being able to find work.Since I can only find jobs for 10 days a month, and my daily income does not exceed 1, how can I have a monthly income of over 1.Without a monthly income of more than 15, how can the annual income reach the [-] he boasted?

As a philosopher once concluded, people often tell a lie, and they have to use countless lies to "round up" it.

The words of the "little son-in-law, the scaffolder" are becoming more and more brainless-not that he himself is brainless, but that he treats the "audience" as brainless people.It's super speechless.

Coach Zhou is dissatisfied with his little son-in-law who has always played in his heart.In addition to his low level of education, being vain and bragging is another aspect.

Bragging is a common problem of many people.But please, don’t think of bragging as a way to “lower other people’s IQ”, okay? !
The "little son-in-law who works like a jerk" also loses because his education level is too low.Anyone with a discerning eye can see his big problem at a glance. Coach Zhou never "echoes" his various extremely clumsy performances, which is a manifestation of disapproval and disapproval.He was always unconscious.

A person with too low a culture, even if he loses face in front of his elders and loses his family, he still thinks that he is still very decent.

Coach Zhou is also very self-cultivated, so he doesn't bother to criticize him, or directly mock him.

But the result of being bored in my heart and not expressing my opinion is that I am getting more and more tired of this guy.

If your family is poor, you should work hard and find ways to change it.How can you achieve some earth-shaking "reversal of situation" just by bragging? !

But the "little son-in-law" still doesn't understand this truth.The more you blow it, the more mysterious it becomes...

Even Coach Zhou, who is so well-trained, finally couldn't bear it anymore.He directly found his youngest daughter, and told her straight to the point: Is your guy too busy?Staying at home all day with nothing to do.I'm too idle, and I'm worried that others will look down on me, so I commit the idea of ​​using "bragging" to boost my status... But does this trick work?Don’t you have to repay the debts that your family has incurred in building a new house just by talking about it?

The youngest daughter of the Zhou family honestly admitted that she owed hundreds of thousands of foreign debts just because she was a little unrestrained in the decoration.Now I have to do manual work to make money.Otherwise, foreign debts will not be repaid.Your son-in-law works as a builder, and when there is no work to do, he stays at home and wanders around like a "loose fairy", and he goes out to play at night, and sleeps at home during the day. Sleep, sleep in the dark... It feels like 10 years may not be enough to count on him to pay off the huge debts he owes! ! !I am so worried now! ! !

(End of this chapter)