big mouth ball king

Chapter 66 The Opening of the Second Half of the Season

Cologne's first opponent in the second half of the season is Cottbus.

Cottbus used to be a Bundesliga team, but in recent years it has been getting worse and worse, and there is little hope of reaching the first division this season.

But in their home stadium, the Friendship Stadium, Cottbus did well. This is a small stadium with a total capacity of less than 2 people.

The head coach of Cottbus, Patrick Sander, obviously doesn't want to give up this season. A head coach like him still wants to become famous by coaching the Bundesliga team, so that he can go to the Bundesliga in the future, so he gave a passionate speech before the game.

"If you still have dreams, then we still have 17 rounds. If you don't, then go to the second team."

When the Cologne bus came to the stadium, the reporters all wanted to get together to interview, especially Podolski and Tang Zhenglong, who had the greatest news value.

"How was Christmas, Don?"

"not bad."

"Do you have anything to say about your opponent Cottbus?"

"No."

However, Tang Zhenglong is not satisfied with his brand celebration, the upgrade is too slow, and he is still 35.
Tang Zhenglong is going to use these reporters to promote himself.

"I want to make a bet with you, if I score a goal, I will still do that celebration."

"Which one?"

Tang Zhenglong made a gesture of scrubbing.

"Haha, Tang, are you really going to use this move? It's ugly."

sweat! !

Ugly is ugly, but there is no way around it. The system requires brand celebration actions. For example, sliding and kneeling to celebrate is very chic and handsome, but no one will associate this action with Tang Zhenglong.

"By the way, Tang, why did you come up with such a celebration?"

Tang Zhenglong thought about it.

"Because I think scoring goals is as easy as taking a shower in the bathroom."

……

……

The reporters looked at each other in blank dismay. After not seeing each other for a month, Tang Zhenglong's bragging skills had increased again, and it was getting more and more outrageous.

But everyone likes Tang Zhenglong's big mouth very much, as long as Tang Zhenglong is around, there must be news.

Sure enough, as soon as the live broadcast went out, Cottbus fans cursed in front of the TV.

"Scoring a goal is as easy as taking a shower? You go eat S."

For a team like Cottbus, it is impossible to have any big names in the team. The No. 9 shooter Stefan Baumgart is the only one who is a bit better.

On Cologne's side there is Podolski, who is worth more than ten million, and Tang Zhenglong, the second-bundesliga striker, so after the opening, Cologne took the initiative in the game.

Tang Zhenglong has 200 big mouth points, at least one goal can be guaranteed, so he played a little leisurely after the opening.

"Where did Tang go?"

"We don't see Don again."

The commentator laughed: "But when we see Don, that's usually when he scores a goal."

Cottbus' number 9 takes the ball.

"The ball is not a threat. Cottbus dare not send more offensive players. It is impossible for No. 9 to dribble alone."

In fact, No. 9 thought so too. He was going to take a long shot, even if it was to brush up the data.

A burst shot.

"This kind of shot is more like a helpless choice."

As soon as the words fell, an incredible scene appeared. The Cologne goalkeeper actually let go of a goal that was originally harmless, and the ball slipped past his hands.

"Oh my god! This mistake is so low-level, that's all I can say."

Svant was lying on the ground, and the defender went to pat him.

He made one of the most common mistakes goalkeepers make - hesitation!
He could shoot the ball or hold it, but he hesitated at the last moment, and in an instant, the ball slipped past his hand.

Cottbus is boiling at home.

No one was optimistic about Cottbus before the game, but they are now scoring first.

No. 9 held the ball in his arms and kissed it, thanking the goddess of luck for her favor, this kind of ball can be scored.

After the boiling, the game continued.

Soon, Cologne was hit harder, and 5 minutes later, goalkeeper Sfante was injured!
"Svant seems to have pulled a muscle."

"Now I can explain why he made such a low-level mistake just now. It is likely that the warm-up before the game was not enough."

Stevens is also a little helpless, there are always more situations in the new season.

Substitute goalkeeper Alexander Bader got up immediately to warm up.

After Cologne changed the goalkeeper, the whole team was a bit sluggish, and the luck at the beginning of the second half of the season was a bit bad.

At this time, it was Tang Zhenglong who came out to liven up the atmosphere, and his performance amused all the people in Cologne.

The thing is like this, when Tang Zhenglong was holding the ball, the opponent pushed him, and immediately fell to the ground like an electric shock.

"Let's watch in slow motion, hahaha."

"There was physical contact, but Tang's movements were too exaggerated, as if he had been electrocuted."

The referee couldn't stand it anymore, and ran over and gave Tang Zhenglong a yellow card.

"This is the stadium, not Hollywood."

Tang Zhenglong was wronged.

Didn't you say that life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills?
The teammates were also happy, "Tang, the opponent is a player, not The Flash."

sweat.

Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong, "I know you want to help the team, but your acting skills are too exaggerated."

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time."

After Cottbus scored a goal, he put up an iron barrel formation, and Cologne faced the old problem again, breaking the dense defense.

"Ah!!! Why do you always defend intensively, and have the ability to attack."

The opponent's defender looked at Tang Zhenglong, wondering why he was angry.

At 20 minutes into the game, Cologne got a corner kick. Tang Zhenglong was not going to exchange his skills immediately. Let’s take a look first. Tang Zhenglong has slowly begun to enjoy the fun of playing football. It may be because of the joy that Maradona’s left foot brought to him in the match against Werder Bremen.

The corner kick was taken, Cologne and the opponent players competed for positions in the penalty area, and the ball was directed at Podolski.

Cottbus' No. 4 saw the timing and was about to go around Podolski. Suddenly, No. 4 was circled.

Turning around, it was Tang Zhenglong.

He was stunned. He had never seen anyone do this before, and after such a delay, Podolski headed the ball in.

Cottbus was angry, and they complained to the referee.

"Referee, that number 99 circled me."

"what?"

No. 4 reached out to show the referee, but was stopped.

"Do not touch me."

"But that's what he did to me."

"I didn't!" Tang Zhenglong said confidently.

The commentator can watch in slow motion. When he saw the scene in the restricted area just now, he burst out laughing.

"Don's action is a love action, hahaha, but I have to say that the effect is very good. He prevented the defender from defending Lucas."

(End of this chapter)