The strongest collapse system

Chapter 572 Zimu River

Arriving at Xiaohe Xi'an, Tang Seng asked Drifting to untie the package, took out a few coins and gave them to the woman who punted the boat, but the woman didn't count them in detail. own house.

Tang Seng always felt that the other party's smile was too weird.

But he didn't think too much about it. Looking back, he saw the clear water of the small river he had just crossed, and he couldn't help feeling thirsty.

"Bajie, take out the bowl and scoop up some water for me to eat." Tang Seng said.

"Okay, my old pig just wants to eat some too." Zhu Bajie immediately went to fetch the bowl, scooped up a bowl, and handed it to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng ate less than half of it, and there was still most of the bowl left. Zhu Bajie took it and drank it up in one gulp.

This river water is pollution-free, clear and shining, and it is sweet and refreshing in the mouth, which makes people aftertaste.

"Good water!" Zhu Bajie sighed.

"Hey!" Hong Haier smiled maliciously.

"What are you laughing at?" Zhu Bajie couldn't help asking, flustered by Red Boy's laughter.

"It's nothing, it's nothing..." The red boy stopped smiling, asked for the purple gold bowl, washed it in the small river, scooped up most of the bowl's water, and handed it to Wang Fan respectfully, "Uncle, you You are thirsty, my nephew has scooped up some water for you, please enjoy it."

Tang Seng, Monk Sha and others at the side all nodded secretly, praising Red Boy for his respect and courtesy.

Wang Fan looked at Honghai'er, then at the bowl handed to him, expressionless, wondering what he was thinking.

Seeing his appearance, Hong Hai'er immediately felt a drum in his heart.

"Drink it yourself, I'm not thirsty." Wang Fan said lightly.

"Nephew and grandson aren't thirsty either, haha!" Red Boy laughed awkwardly, then poured out the river water in the bowl, and returned the bowl to Zhu Bajie to put it away.

After drinking the water, Zhu Bajie served Tang Seng on his horse and continued on his way to the west.

But half an hour later, Tang Seng moaned suddenly on the horse.

"stomach ache!"

At the same time, Zhu Bajie also wailed: "I also have some abdominal pain!"

"Could it be that he drank cold water?" Monk Sha speculated, "No way, senior brother in the realm of immortality, not to mention cold water, even poisonous water, can be safe and sound. What's the matter?"

"It hurts so bad!" Tang Seng's cry suddenly became louder.

"It hurts so bad!" Zhu Bajie's cry became louder as if it was contagious.

With the sound of calling, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie's belly gradually grew bigger, Monk Sha's eyes were full of horror.

Tang Seng stroked his stomach, there seemed to be lumps of blood and flesh, and it kept rumbling.

When I was in pain, a village community suddenly appeared beside the road, with two grass handles hanging from the top of the tree.

"Brother, master, don't shout. There is a wine seller over there. I will make some hot soup for you to eat. By the way, ask if there is any medicine seller. I will ask for some plaster to cure your abdominal pain." Monk Sha road.

"Okay, okay!" Tang Seng was very happy when he heard the words, endured the abdominal pain, and rode forward.

After a while, I got off my horse at the door of the cottage, and saw an old woman outside the door, sitting on the grass mound, weaving linen.

"Grandmother, we are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. My master is the younger brother of the Tang Dynasty. Because I drank some river water after crossing the river, I felt unbearable abdominal pain." Monk Sha stepped forward and asked.

This old woman is old and experienced, but she is not afraid of Monk Sha's ugly face.

After hearing what Monk Sha said, the old woman was full of joy and asked, "Which river do you drink water from?"

Monk Sha pointed to the small river where he drank water before, and said, "I ate it at the Qingshui River to the east of here."

A look of astonishment flashed across the old woman's eyes, and then she laughed out loud, out of breath.

"Grandma, what are you laughing at?" Monk Sha felt strange and asked quickly.

"It's fun, it's fun! You come in! I'll tell you!" The old woman laughed so hard that she started playing charades.

In desperation, Monk Sha had no choice but to help his master and brother into the cottage first. The two yelled loudly, their stomachs were full, their faces were yellow and their eyebrows frowned from the pain, and after entering the cottage, they sat down and stopped moving.

"Grandmother, cook some hot soup for my master, if there are herbs for pain relief, give some to my master, we thank you." Monk Sha said.

The mother-in-law didn't cook the soup right away, but ran to the backyard with a smile on her face, calling out to others, "Come and see, come and see!"

In the backyard, two or three half-aged women ran out again. Seeing the appearance of Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie, they immediately laughed loudly.

"Hurry up and cook the soup! Otherwise, I won't spare you!" Monk Sha finally couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted loudly, exuding his own momentum.

The aura exuded by this big monster who was once a disaster was so terrifying that the women couldn't laugh immediately, and stood there dumbfounded, as if they had been frightened stupid.

Monk Sha shrouded his momentum on the old lady who led them into the house again, and shouted: "Go!"

Although the old woman was very old, she couldn't help but become trembling when she saw that Monk Sha was so arrogant, and she stopped being tricky: "We are a country of women in Xiliang, a country full of women, let alone men, so I see you Rejoice. Your master has a stomach ache because he drank the water from that river.

river water.The name of the river is Zimu River. We women here must be over 20 years old to dare to drink the river water. After drinking the water, I feel abdominal pain and have a baby.After three days, go to the Yingyang Pavilion Post outside the city. Outside the post gate there is a fountain for illuminating the fetus. "

Hearing these words, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie felt their limbs go cold and their minds dizzy for a while.

"Your master and brother ate the mother-child river water, which formed fetal gas, and they are going to have a baby soon. How can the hot soup relieve the abdominal pain?" The old woman wanted to laugh again when she was talking, but seeing Drifting Monk's face was ugly, she just Hold back.

"What should I do, what should I do?" Tang Seng said in shock.

"Grandpa! We want to have a baby, but we are men! Where can we open the birth gate, and how can we give birth to a baby?" Zhu Bajie thought more deeply, and kept moaning.

"The ancients said that the melons are ripe. At that time, there must be a hole under the ribs and come out." Honghaier laughed.

"You can also cut a knife in the abdomen and give birth to a child; or crawl out of the mouth?"

Wang Fan somehow remembered the plot of the big devil Piccolo laying eggs, and felt sick for a while.

"Forget it, let's die!" Hearing what the two of them said, Zhu Bajie felt chills in his heart, and the pain in his stomach was unbearable, so he started talking nonsense, "Junior Brother Sha, ask this old lady to ask some gentle hands to calm her down." Come on, now I'm in pain, I must be giving birth soon, go, go!"

"The amniotic fluid is not broken, don't worry, don't worry!" Seeing Ba Jie's appearance, Drifting laughed without sympathy.

(End of this chapter)