Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 761 Moonlight is still the moonlight of a teenager

"Damn things!"

Di Jun returned to his bedroom, without saying a word, swept all the things on the table to the ground, and then he took off the golden crown, but there was no movement, the golden crown had already collapsed into a small ball, and he held it firmly in his hand.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

A woman in gorgeous clothes came forward gracefully, with a graceful appearance. She was definitely of stunning beauty. She came elegantly and gently held Di Jun's hand. There was no anxiety, only a gentle smile.

"fine."

"Has Your Majesty stopped talking to Ehuang about things that don't go well now?"

A man who goes home to lose his temper at his wife after being angry outside is really helpless. Di Jun is obviously not this kind of person. To be bullied by a young man but not to attack."

"Your Majesty, you are not old. You are just a young boy." Ehuang caressed Emperor Jun's forehead: "God of the Three Suns, you are the youngest. Taiyi is not as good as you, Haotian is not as good as you, you are the only one in the world who can be the emperor."

Although he knew that these were words to comfort him, Di Jun still laughed: "It's just that it is declining now, and it no longer has the strength to gallop on the battlefield."

"Your Majesty, don't be afraid, he's just a young man, at worst let me go and have a chat with him."

"I can't go." Di Jun shook his head, "That man is insidious and cunning, and he's still in collusion with Tai Yi. The face of the Three Emperors was completely lost by that old thing."

"Your Majesty, don't forget, that old bastard Taiyi is the Human Emperor."

Di Jun froze for a moment, and frowned slightly: "You mean you have colluded with others?"

"Don't dare to judge."

Di Jun got up and walked back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back. He never considered this point. He didn't like the human race, so he naturally thought that Tai Yi was the same, but his wife woke him up with a word, Tai Yi That old bastard is the emperor!

"What a shame for 33 days." Di Jun sneered: "It seems that I'm going to meet that young man, and fetch my Wanhua Mirror."

Ehuang quickly took out a box, Di Jun opened it and took out a luxurious bronze mirror, and then stroked the mirror lightly with his hand, a blurry picture appeared on the mirror, and as the picture gradually became clearer , Busy streets began to appear, and as the frame got smaller and smaller, the image in the mirror had been zoomed into a messy vegetable market.

In the end, the face of that young man appeared in the mirror, and this young man to Di Jun was none other than Gu Tao.

"That's not right, boss. The ribs were only 35 yesterday, but today you have raised them to 37? This is too expensive."

"Expensive? It will be even more expensive tomorrow, and there are no pigs in the city." The butcher shop owner sighed, "Would you like it? I still have a pair of pig intestines for you."

"Yes, yes." Gu Tao nodded again and again: "Two catties of pork ribs, two catties of pork belly, and a pig's heart. Ah, by the way, how many pig tails are there?"

"What do you want so much for?"

"You said that the price will increase tomorrow." Gu Tao finished picking the meat, and then took out his mobile phone: "Scan you, how much is it."

After buying the meat, Gu Tao came to a shop selling dried cuttlefish, grabbed one and smelled it, and frowned: "Boss, you soaked the cuttlefish."

"It's you again..." The boss sighed, and then took out a bag of cuttlefish from the house: "There's no bubble here."

Seeing his proficient grocery shopping, Di Jun was taken aback. He glanced at his wife, then scratched his head inexplicably: "This guy..."

Di Jun has never seen this road number before. If he saw him in the land of wind and moon, he might not have been so surprised to see him in the vegetable market. This kind of place with three teachings, nine streams and three abuses, actually came here in person in his capacity?

Don't feel ashamed?

Di Jun couldn't understand, really... This young man wants status and status, but now he is standing in a low place to bargain with others, and he looks very familiar, definitely not like doing this for the first time people.

"Your Majesty..."

"It's okay, keep looking."

Gu Tao bought vegetables and returned home, put the vegetables in the refrigerator, then picked up a towel and went to the bathroom, but before he took off his clothes, he suddenly raised his head: "I warn you, it's okay, if you violate my privacy, don't Blame me for broadcasting your wife's shower live online."

With a click, Di Jun took down the mirror, looked up at Ehuang, the corner of Ehuang's mouth twitched twice, and slightly turned his head: "He found out."

"Then... you will find out naturally." Di Jun coughed twice: "After all, he is also the master of human sect."

In fact, to be honest, Di Jun still wants to watch it, but he went to take a bath, and he also understood what he said, so... wait for a while.

An hour later, when Di Jun picked up the mirror helmet again, Gu Tao was sitting on a rocking chair reading a book, and Ma Shuai next to him was clicking on a calculator, as if he had sensed something, Gu Tao put down the book and raised his head. Hua Jing pointed at Di Jun.

Di Jun sneered, then ignored those and continued to watch, but... But when he saw the picture on Gu Tao's phone, he couldn't calm down, because the picture on his phone was exactly where he and Ehuang were sitting. In front of the table, he was looking at Gu Tao with a mirror, and the picture in the mirror was Gu Tao looking at Di Jun with his mobile phone...

At this moment, his face changed suddenly, and he looked back at his wife: "You...didn't...didn't take a bath this morning, did you?"

"Yes...some..." Ehuang's face became extremely ugly: "Your Majesty..."

At this time, Gu Tao suddenly said: "Brother, you think too much about me. If you don't look at me, I won't look at you. If you look at me, I will look at you. If you look at me, I will look at you." What are you doing. Come on, do you want to compare who poops smoother?"

Shameless!How shameless this is!Extremely vulgar words came out of the mouth of a person of such status!
Di Jun angrily took a picture of the mirror, and Gu Tao also turned off the app.These days, who hasn't ordered countermeasures? It's always been his job to monitor people, how can anyone monitor them.As early as when he was conducting research on the integration of arcane science at the base, his first step was to develop a privacy warning system.Dijun has the Wanhua mirror, and Kunlun also has the Taixu mirror. They have similar functions, and the reverse engineering has been completed long ago. The mass production of the magic weapon depends on whether it is cowhide or not.

"Your Majesty... just forget it, don't be as knowledgeable as this kind of rascal."

How could Di Jun be able to bear this anger, he gritted his teeth as if struggling, and turned on the Wanhua Mirror again, while Gu Tao directly started to cast his phone to watch Di Jun...

"Ha ha……"

Di Jun was sucking his teeth, and was about to explode with hatred, but Gu Tao was knitting a sweater with his legs crossed, that is, knitting a sweater... After knitting for a while, he raised it up to show Di Jun, as if asking him "how is my skill?"

This is a fight, two people are more patient, don't go to the toilet, don't eat, just monitor each other and it's over.

"I said, your wife is very beautiful. But not as beautiful as you. Are you interested in wearing women's clothing? I promise, you are definitely the number one wrench in national uniforms in women's clothing. I will take you to make a lot of money."

"Do you know who you are talking to? Yellow-mouthed kid."

Gu Tao also laughed: "Do you know who you are talking to? Everyone is in the same industry. In terms of rank, I am not inferior to you. In terms of power, how many people do you have? How many people do I have? In terms of ability, I am proficient in java." , C+, Python, what do you know? Can you play tricks? Oh...you can cook, and your cooking is really delicious. It’s not me, you think you are the emperor back then? The times are different, it’s just you Come out to find a job like this, go to Shenzhen for up to 4000 yuan, and the boss doesn’t necessarily want you. What are you pretending to be with me? If you don’t accept it, just touch it in reality, you know where I am, waiting for you, come, come, come cut me."

Di Jun was trembling all over. He had not been so irritable for many years. That bastard... Let me tell you something, he can say ten sentences and still compete in martial arts?OK!Then let him do as he wishes.

"Come on, bring me the king's weapon! This king will go to reality with him!"

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Don't be impulsive, it's the human world, it's bad! Big bad!"

Ehuang held back the runaway Di Jun, but how could a girl be able to hold him back, and Gu Tao was still gesturing at him with the middle finger. Although Di Jun didn't know what this meant, he still knew whether it was good or bad. .

He shook off his wife's hand, rushed out without saying a word, and even ordered the bell to be rang, as if he was about to risk his life.

As an internet troll, Gu Tao didn't expect that guy to really come, and quickly jumped up from his chair: "Ake! Ake, help me, Ake!"

Soon, Ake crouched on the roof holding a bag of peanuts, looking at Gu Tao: "Huh?"

"Someone is going to chop me!"

Ake blinked: "I'm watching a movie..."

"Don't worry about it so much, someone is going to kill me!"

While he was talking, Ake's hairs stood on end, and then a vortex opened in the center of the yard, and then Di Jun, who was wearing a battle armor, came out murderously, and pointed at Gu Tao with his sword: "Come on!" ,Fight a great battle!"

Gu Tao pretended not to see it, turned around and was about to leave, but Di Jun had already flew out with a sword, but at this moment Ake jumped down from above, grabbed the sword with one hand, and then heard a creaking sound With a loud noise, a good Excalibur was twisted into twists like this.

Di Jun glanced at Ake, frowned, and pointed with one hand: "It's rare to meet an opponent."

Ake grabbed a handful of peanuts and stuffed them into his mouth: "You go, I don't hit women."

Hearing this sentence, Gu Tao, who was hiding behind the door, almost laughed out loud. As expected, when Di Jun heard this, he looked like he was going to eat people, and A Ke was posing with an innocent face. The face continued: "I don't know what emotional entanglement you have with him, but it's really not good to kill people every now and then. Is there anything we can't discuss? Are you pregnant with his child?"

Gu Tao was almost choked to death by saliva, but Di Jun couldn't stand it any longer, and wanted to fuck A Ke, but just as he rushed in front of A Ke, he found that he suddenly retreated ten meters away.

"The space system is really annoying." Gu Tao took a cucumber and squeaked it. After eating two bites, he shouted in a low voice: "Satania, activate the high-frequency protection net and activate it with the highest level of protection. Don't let the These two demolished my house."

(End of this chapter)