Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 712 Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world
"It's nice to be young."

Looking at the endless flow of young people, Gu Tao suddenly sighed.

In the morning, when he first arrived here, the scene was still very deserted, only sporadic people came to the job fair site, and there were more companies than people, but after nine o'clock, people suddenly wondered where they came from. Like popping out, humming poured in.

Although Gu Tao, a company with no reputation at all, seems so inconspicuous among the big guys in various industries, he is still in the C position. On the right is Shangge Company, the team of Liuzi that is already so large that it is scary. On the left is Southern Power Group, which is also one of the few technology giants in the industry. The main research and development direction is artificial intelligence and unmanned systems.

Gu Tao, who is sandwiched between these two companies, sells biscuits, which feels a bit strange.

When eating box lunch at noon, Gu Tao chatted with other HRs, and felt that it was not easy for these young people for no reason. Most of them work in the 996 mode, going to work at 9107:[-] am and leaving work at [-]:[-] pm, seven days a week.

Gu Tao didn't think there were so many things to do, presumably because they didn't have a core processing device of the level of Satania.But no matter what, it is absolutely sick to take this bad atmosphere as my own efforts.Looking at the future from now, if human beings do not perish in the future, most empiricism will definitely be eliminated. Because there is a fast, convenient, efficient and transparent network that replaces the traditional social network, then these young people who have accumulated a lot of experience are in How do people survive when their creativity declines in middle age?
"It's not easy to find a job now. We have clearly stated that our working hours are very tight, and there are still so many people submitting resumes. One can imagine how much employment pressure is during this period."

An HR from Southern Dynamics sighed: "I guess everyone wants a decent life."

"No, it's better to be a dog in a big city than to go back to your hometown to raise pigs." An HR under the six sons next to him said with emotion: "At least going home during the Chinese New Year will make my parents look good."

"Hey, I heard that your welfare is the highest year-on-year?" Nandong HR asked in a low voice: "Do you still need more people?"

"Of course, are you interested?"

"Yes, but I heard that your work is a bit hard."

"It's hard work, tens of thousands of people need to be raised, and the company is developing rapidly recently, so of course the expansion period is like this, but the humanization of our company is quite good, and wages are calculated separately for more than eight hours , There will be no such thing as unpaid overtime. And there is a separate restaurant delivery service for more than two hours, taxi fares will be reimbursed for more than three hours, and there will be a dedicated person to pick up and drop off after five hours, and overnight overtime is not allowed, which is very humane Make it."

Nonsense... Lao Tzu's rules.

Gu Tao smiled silently while squatting there eating his lunch box. He forced these rules on Liuzi one by one.He told Liuzi at that time that if a company cannot give dignity to its employees, then the company will not survive long.

"It's amazing... we can't do it. Then what if you can't complete the task?"

"Oh, each of our departments is divided into many groups. If one group cannot complete its task, other groups that have nothing to do will be called in to assist."

"Then what if there is that kind of... malicious delay?"

"Once or twice is okay. Once more times, the superiors are not stupid. Those who are dismissed are cleared and those who are demoted are demoted. Moreover, we have 21 levels of salary, and the salary increase for each level is 40.00%. Fuli, who doesn't want to climb up."

Clear work efficiency management, evidence-based promotion standards, humanized employee policies, and a very desirable working environment.work overtime?Working overtime is a fart!All of a sudden, the resumes on the desk of Shangke flew up, forming a thick pile.

On the opposite side of Gu Tao was a fat man who weighed about [-] to [-] catties, looking at him with sweat and laughing.

"Applying for a job?"

"hold head high."

"Why did you choose our company?" Gu Tao sat back in the chair: "Both sides of me are top companies."

"I thought about how they have so many resumes on their desks. It's pitiful for you to eat lunch here by yourself. Anyway, I don't plan to be admitted by any company. They say that I can't even manage my body well. How could I be a good one?" staff."

Gu Tao picked up his resume and looked at it: "I think this body management is a bit stupid. Generally speaking, don't go to the company that tells you this. I know a fat man who weighs two hundred and sixty-seven pounds." Now, let those companies say something like this in front of his face. Are you a mechanic?"

"Yes, I still have my own patents, but they are not very useful patents."

"Okay, I'll take it. Go report tomorrow."

"Don't you work overtime? I don't like working overtime very much."

"No, we never work overtime, and units that rely on overtime to improve efficiency are stinky shit."

His words drew glaring looks from everyone around, but Gu Tao was not afraid at all: "Whatever you look at, say your company is stinky shit."

What should I do if I meet such a person? Can I still beat him?No one goes to him to find a job anyway, he is a garbage man in a garbage company.

Just after accepting one, Du Lin and the others came back from dinner. Xiu Ling was dressed very casually today, wearing a pair of glasses and a peaked cap. She didn't look like a celebrity, just a young lady with a perfect profile. .

"Are you really going to eat a box lunch?"

Xiu Ling was still holding a lunch box: "I bought two pork chops for you."

In fact, Du Lin is very curious about Gu Tao. This person is really strange. His behavior is not at all like the legendary rich man. They all think the boxed lunch is unpalatable, so they choose not to eat the boxed lunch provided by the organizer. And this guy really doesn't dislike it at all, he can stuff anything into his mouth, and he even eats two boxes by himself.

"I received one just now." Gu Tao chuckled, "I'll see you next."

As soon as the young lady came, the effect was different immediately. Du Lin herself was not ugly anymore, she was of above-average quality, but when Xiu Ling sat there, she was supposed to be the prettiest cub in the whole line, the one with its own highlights, the skin He is white and has a good figure. Once the hat is taken off, he is absolutely perfect.

"I think we should also submit a resume next door?" The HR of the six sub-units next door whispered to the colleagues beside him: "This is too foul, please invite a celebrity to sit on the stage? Didn't it mean that this Li Xiuying was not connected to the advertisement?"

"You know nothing. If you have enough money, you won't be able to do anything...not...hold the grass!"

When he called out, everyone looked back and found that Xiu Ling was actually wearing this technology company badge around his neck. It really said that he was an employee.

And her arrival really attracted a lot of people to watch, and the number of resumes increased sharply.

"By the way, in the afternoon, I had a nephew's daughter who was going to apply for the job, so I just accepted it."

"What degree?"

"College."

"Hmm..." Gu Tao was silent for a moment: "You can do whatever you want."

Why didn't Gu Tao get a few powerful people from the base to come here? I'm afraid he is afraid of this kind of relationship, but it is difficult to defend against house thieves by day and night. Although he usually scolds Xiuling very badly, he still has to give some face .

"Is it good-looking? Can it be hung on the countertop?"

"A girl from Kunlun."

Gu Tao was directly pressed by Xiu Ling's words. The girls in Kunlun are famous for their good looks.

And at this job fair, it can be seen that apart from most of the college students, there are also some demon spirits and superpowers who are wandering among ordinary people and looking for jobs everywhere, but in comparison, they are not interested in jobs The demand is higher and more selective.They usually don't consider companies with unknown origins like Gu Tao. Most of them consider companies related to the base. This is very interesting, and Liu Zi's company is the company that has established the most contacts.

"Tell me, why do so many people go to this rubbish company?"

"Are you itchy?" Xiu Ling turned to look at him, and said in a low voice, "Sixth son killed you."

"Hit me or not, her unit is also a garbage unit, I don't like it." Gu Tao curled his lips: "This unit looks full of vitality, but it is actually based on the base. After leaving it, it went to the policy Welfare, competitiveness is reduced by [-] to [-]%, so you must not make this subject too miraculous."

"Magical or not, it's all yours." Xiuling curled his lips: "And they represent the highest level of technology today."

"Only them...really, I didn't even see it." Gu Tao crossed his legs and pointed to a young man who was confused with his resume in front of him: "You, come here."

The young man looked around, then pointed at himself curiously.

"Yes, it's you, come on."

Called the person over, and then took the resume from his hand: "Who are you going to vote for?"

"No target yet..."

Gu Tao slapped his resume on the table: "You have it now, go home and wait for the call."

The young man was taken aback, and Gu Tao immediately knocked on the table: "What? How many more companies do you want to vote for? Hurry up! Go back and wait for news."

He might be honest, but he really walked out, but the expression on his face was full of confusion.

"Look, isn't there another one here?" Gu Tao picked up his resume and looked at it: "Well, those who majored in chemistry are fine."

"You are clearly buying and selling by force." Xiuling couldn't laugh or cry: "What if it's not suitable?"

"Then we can only let him wait for the next job fair."

Gu Tao stroked his chin: "We still lack one who studies materials, one who studies biology, one who does computers, and one who specializes in quarrels."

"Don't you want someone who is a generalist?"

"What do you want that thing for? You are a scholar who is useless."

The so-called general subjects are mostly art, literature, philosophy, etc., which are not useful for actual production. These people usually go to two extremes, one is extremely talented like spiritual cultivation but other subjects There are genius artists who don't know it, and the kind of scumbags who think carefully and don't have any specialties and their families are not short of money. They can learn any subject and get gilded.

As for whether a real genius will choose these subjects, Gu Tao believes that it is theoretically impossible, because a real genius never thinks about what other people think, literature is about thinking about this book and that book, history is about thinking What the ancestors thought, art is to figure out what the audience thinks, and management is to figure out what the boss thinks.

It's all about thinking about people, and it's useless.If you don’t believe me, ask the prince if he usually thinks about people, the answer is definitely no, he may think about Yin Rong, but that is another profession - dog licking.

In a company, it is enough to have a person like Xiu Ling who hates sentiment. If there are too many people, it will fail.

As for customer service, Gu Tao doesn't want that kind of thing. Guan Kill and No Matter Buries still needs customer service. Why not ask if Dongfeng Missile has after-sales service?

At the end of the day, Gu Tao used this method of bluffing to get a dozen or so people, but only eight of them were sure that they had an idea. Some people thought Gu Tao was too far away, and some thought they were a scam company.

"Counting there are more than a dozen of you, the first team is completed."

In the evening, Gu Tao raised a glass of wine: "Everyone has worked hard all day, let's celebrate that we have made a big step. Please have a meal today, and the boss will add another 50 skewers!"

(End of this chapter)