Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 677 The 3000-year-old Lolita

"Ah, Dust Palace, Dust Palace, I want to eat this."

Mantou stood next to a stall selling crepes, drooling with greed. The owner of the crepes was a fat uncle, and there was a flower fairy circling around him, responsible for collecting money and chatting with customers.

But since the steamed buns arrived, the flower fairy has not shown her head. She is hiding behind the fat uncle and shivering. She pokes her head out to take a look from time to time. She looks a bit cute.The steamed bun had no consciousness at all. She stood there and pulled Gu Tao's sleeve to eat it. If he didn't let him eat it, he wouldn't let him go.

As for the cuteness of the flower fairy, she doesn't care, no matter how cute she is, can she be as cute as her?At least that's what Mantou thinks, she always feels that there is no little fairy in this world who is as cute as herself.

However, Gu Tao disagreed with this, because a thing with a body length of 400 meters after straightening has nothing to do with cuteness.It's just that now being entangled by this guy, Gu Tao has no choice but to pay her obediently and buy her what she wants to eat.

Of course, this time in Paris, crepes are only one of the items, and the main event is still drinking, otherwise Gu Tao feels that he may be tortured to death by this guy.Is it a snake? It's really annoying and annoying. The key is not to be aggressive with her. After all, if this guy turns into his original form and rolls around, he will be dead. As the world's largest couple One of the monsters, this thing is really a headache.

"Chen Dian, do you think I can come and perform when I have nothing to do?"

Seeing that there are a lot of demon spirits performing in the fountain square to make money, Mantou thinks that what they perform is meaningless. In her opinion, what are these people doing? Turning over the aircraft carrier and using your body force can twist a [-]-ton cruise ship into twists.She even thought about performing something if she was a busker. Although it is not easy to show her original shape here, she still has some basic skills, such as swallowing live cattle, crushing I-beams, and spraying out powerful enough to penetrate tanks. water flow.

Just thinking about it, she felt that if she was a performer, she must be able to make a fortune.

But Gu Tao quickly cut off the unrealistic dream of this big guy. After all, his entertainment is to sing, dance and play the flute, and her entertainment is to kill people and set fire to destroy the city.

"Chendian, tell me."

"Ok?"

"Do you think I will meet someone who likes me very much, and then I like him too, and then we fall in love, but that person is just an ordinary person, and I haven't even had my teeth replaced, and he is already dead .”

Gu Tao swept around the 1.3-meter-long little dust python with no adult appearance all over his body, and showed a disdainful smile: "I know so many people, and there is only one pervert who blatantly likes you."

Xin Chen, who was rubbing his mobile phone thousands of miles away, was shot in a daze. He raised his head, scratched his face and cursed a few words before continuing to play with his mobile phone.

"Who is who? Introduce me. I don't want a handsome guy, as long as he is nice, and then...then he really, really likes me, and he can hug me to sleep every day."

"Give up unnecessary fantasies, it is impossible for someone who likes you to be a good person."

"why?"

Gu Tao glanced at the flat figure of the little dust python, and smiled disdainfully again.

"Chendian...just tell me, I want to fall in love too..."

"How soon will you be an adult?"

"1 years, we all reach adulthood in 1 years."

"how old are you?"

"3000s."

Gu Tao did a little calculation: "If humans are considered adults, then your age is roughly equivalent to six years of human age. If an adult falls in love with a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl, ethically speaking, it actually doesn't matter. .But if an adult falls in love with a six-year-old girl, he can no longer be described as a pervert, and he will be shot, do you understand?"

"But I'm over 3000 years old! Not six years old!"

Gu Tao took out his mobile phone, opened the photo of the six sons and placed it in front of Xiaochen Python: "Here, compare yourself."

Mantou looked at it with her mobile phone, but as she watched, she burst into tears, which confused Gu Tao, he squatted down and wiped Mantou's tears with his sleeve: "Why are you crying... ..."

"I...I..." Mantou sobbed: "I will be like this when I grow up, what I looked like when I first transformed into a form, and what I will look like in the rest of my life, even if it is ten thousand years old or one hundred thousand years old. look."

Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, glanced at the poor child, and suddenly felt distressed. This is probably a typical example of taking a wrong step back then.

"Is there such a setting?"

"Um……"

"Then why did you choose that?"

"Back then, when I was a little water snake, I quietly came out to play with my father, and then I got separated from him."

"Stop, stop, let's not talk about your father being so big and you can get lost, just talk about the little water snake. I remember that even an egg of yours weighs more than 600 tons."

"That's also a little water snake..." Mantou wiped his tears and said, "Then... accidentally knocked over a small wooden boat, and... and then... I panicked, so I went to save people."

"You saved them all, right?"

According to physics, the little water snake she talked about has a length of about 150 meters and a weight of more than one thousand tons. Because the density is lower than that of steel, her actual size is the same as that of a seven to eight thousand ton ship. Destroyer is about the same, and slightly longer.At that time, it was about two or three thousand years ago. How big could the ships be at that time?She was knocked over by someone, and then went to save people, the only result was that her huge body created a vortex and sucked all the survivors in.

"Well... Then I cried and brought the body of the only child I picked up to the shore, and then her soul cried in front of me, saying that I was homesick. I couldn't bring her back to life, so I said... Just say that I went home in your likeness, and then I changed. But she didn't even tell me where her home is..."

Gu Tao tilted his head to look at this silly loli, and then heaved a long sigh. This kind of sad thing was very funny when she said it, and she really wanted to laugh.

"What should I do? I have no choice." Mantou sobbed.

"Okay, okay, I know you can't help it." Gu Tao touched her head and said: "Then you can't do anything like this, next time I will help you pay attention to abnormalities."

After mentioning this matter, Mantou became depressed, Gu Tao could understand it, after all, no one is born to want to be a little loli forever under ten years old, even the appearance is not good.

"Actually, I'm already a half-adult, and I'm even older than the white wolf." Mantou added: "But the white wolf looks so mature."

"I know, I know." Gu Tao shook his head helplessly: "But it's difficult for you to drink like this. There are laws here, and I don't want to be overturned by the laws of the world for no reason."

"You promised me... the Dust Palace."

"Okay, don't be coquettish, I'll take you to eat the best mousse cake in Paris, okay?"

"Oh……"

Obviously, Mantou is very concerned about not being able to drink alcohol, but thinking about it, I really have a lot of inconvenience in the human world. I have already asked her about it, and they don't sell her alcohol or even let her enter the bar...

"Don't be upset, I will take you to drink the best wine when I have a rest."

"Okay..." Mantou sighed, "You can't lie to me."

"I'm never a liar."

Entering the shop where Gu Tao often buys cakes, the boss immediately greeted him, took him to a place near the window with a smile, and then asked him with a smile: "Is it still the same today? I brought my daughter here." ?"

Usually Gu Tao always comes here to buy cakes for his sisters and younger brothers. Although most of them are cheaper than Xiuling and Tifa, but because he buys a lot, the boss is very familiar with him.

When Mantou heard the word "daughter", she collapsed. She grabbed Gu Tao's clothes and looked at him pitifully.

"This is not a daughter." Gu Tao said with a smile: "This is a niece."

Mantou's mood immediately improved, but not long after sitting down, he suddenly realized that there is no essential difference between a daughter and a niece!

Soon, the cake was brought up. The reason why this place is called the best cake shop in Paris is that the place that can be called the best in Europe where desserts are popular is usually something.Compared with other places, the sweetness of the cakes here is very low, and you can’t even taste too much sweetness. It is more rich in milk, egg and some precious spices.

In addition to the mousse cake, the ice cream cake here is also a must. It is said that many princess-level royal family members in Europe are regular customers of this store.Of course, the price here is also very scary. A palm-sized cake costs about 1000 Euros, which is about [-] RMB, but you can only eat it if you make a reservation.

Gu Tao is an exception, he can come to eat at any time, because although the boss is not a demon spirit, but her husband is a demon spirit, but died in the previous wave of tax clearing actions in the UK, and his daughter was also close, but She was rescued by Gu Tao and Xin Chen. Although Gu Tao concealed her identity, her daughter recognized Gu Tao through her voiceprint. In order to thank Gu Tao for his contribution to the demon spirits, he never needs to make a reservation for consumption here. And there will be all kinds of giveaways.

Before, they said they would let Gu Tao eat for free, but Gu Tao insisted on giving money, so they felt a little sorry for Gu Tao, so every time Gu Tao wanted to eat, she would present the most delicate and thoughtful fresh pastries.

"Is business doing well recently?"

"Thanks to you, it's not bad." The boss brought Gu Tao two glasses of iced mint drinks: "I'm too busy."

"What about the child?"

"The child is going to the fireworks display tonight and will be back later."

Ah...Paris is really going to build a dream town. It seems that because of the improvement in all aspects brought about by the occupancy of the demon spirits, now even the yellow vests that take to the streets every day have stopped, and the whole Paris seems to be immersed in one. in a psychedelic atmosphere.

This feeling is very good. In the future, Paris may really return to the center of Europe very soon.

While waiting for the cake, the fireworks display outside also started, and the colorful flames exploded in the sky. Gu Tao read the latest news boredly, while Mantou looked up at the fireworks all over the sky with his head up and his mouth open, non-stop sighed.

These scenes have disappeared in 33 days. There may be fairy dust there, but it is a little less prosperous. The three thousand-year-old loli obviously prefers this rolling world... No, no, no one doesn't like it. This world is so beautiful, who wouldn't like it?

Gu Tao looked at the big boa constrictor opposite and smiled.She has seen fireworks, eaten crepes, and later there will be the best pastries in France, Europe, and even the world. If someone suddenly pops up and says they want to destroy the world, Gu Tao feels that she must use her huge The body is in front of it.

She will definitely, and why not Gu Tao.

When Gu Tao's pastries were served one after another, just when Mantou was surprised that a piece of cake could be so delicious, a hand suddenly stretched out from behind Gu Tao. Behind him, holding his cake in his hand, he ate it unceremoniously.

"Why are you here?"

"I've been here for three days." Xiu Ling tilted his head and looked at Gu Tao: "I sent your daughter and daughter-in-law to my master. I can't teach anymore. They're improving too fast. I'm free now. , I just played around, I heard that there was a celebration in France recently, so I came here, I didn't expect to see you abducting a little girl here."

"Miss Li, your pastries are ready." The boss came over, looked at Xiu Ling and then at Gu Tao: "Do you two know each other? Then I need to add a table here."

"Add more." Xiu Ling pointed to a large pile of food on Gu Tao's table: "Ma'am, you are a little too much. You said that you have limited supply here, but why can this guy eat so much?"

"Heroes should be privileged."

They didn't pay any attention to Xiu Ling's questions, just laughed and turned around and left.

And Xiu Ling pouted, repeated what the proprietress said, and gave Gu Tao a disdainful look: "You are also considered a hero."

"I don't want to be a hero." Gu Tao spread his hands, "I just want to make myself comfortable."

"Then how do you feel comfortable?"

Mantou suddenly blinked her big eyes and looked at Gu Tao innocently.

"Make the world a better place."

In fact, Gu Tao is really not a great person. All his original intentions are based on making himself more comfortable. Some people say that he is the guardian of civilization. In fact, that is not true. If any civilization allows him If he feels unhappy, he will kill this civilization without hesitation. Even if he doesn't kill it, he will give it a hard time, such as Britain.

Who said egoism can only bring disaster to the world?It’s not like this, only egoism with a poor brain can bring disasters, smart egoism is to first change the environment into one that meets most of the Jedi’s demands, and then fine-tune it to achieve perfect coordination and comfort .

Of course, as for the earth’s protection nodes, this is Gu Tao’s job. He is a conscientious person, but a conscientious person does not conflict with a hedonist. Who said that to have a career, you must suffer hardships?
"I really envy you." Xiu Ling pouted: "Unlike me, I used to be so much more famous than you, but now almost no one remembers me."

"You yourself are obsessed with Kunlun Nuannuan, who do you blame?" Gu Tao wiped the cream from the corner of Xiu Ling's mouth with his finger: "You can have some snacks."

This action was extremely ambiguous, but the two of them didn't seem to feel anything wrong. Instead, Mantou tilted his head curiously and asked, "Chendian, is this your girlfriend?"

"By the way, who is this?" Xiu Ling looked at Mantou: "A friend's child?"

"Mantou, let me introduce myself."
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